Mixed Martial Stupidity
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC, Marvel, or Capcom. I own Farrah/Persiana.
Chapter 10: Final Fight
M. Bison and Mojo looked at the assembled cast of fighters. All of the fighters had angry scowls on their faces as they stared at the two people responsible for this whole set up. Farrah said darkly,
"Now, who's all in favor of kicking their asses?"
Mojo groaned,
"Oh, I should not have asked if they wanted to do Broadway plays. I was better off with the fights."
M. Bison threatened,
"Hey, anyone that works for me can't strike their boss! You'll all be fired!"
Sagat smirked,
"Actually, I was thinking about quitting anyway. You don't pay us enough."
He charged, shouting in anger and rage. The other fighter soon followed.
Spiral had run up to help her boss and, when she got there, she saw the beating he was taking. Also, there were the following things being heard,
"TIGER GENOCIDE!"
"BRAVE DANCE!"
"HADOKEN!"
"HURRICANE KICK!"
"DIE, YOU FAT SACK OF CRAP!"
That last one was Persiana and she grinned,
"Hey, Ibuki, Elena; watch this!"
A sickening tear was heard, as Mojo screamed,
"AAAAHHH! DON'T DO THAT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS INSIDE ME! DO YOU?"
Spiral blinked and looked at Major Domo,
"Uh, do you want to do anything?"
Major Domo shrugged,
"Not really. It's our break anyway. We can take that opportunity to discuss unionizing this place."
As the two left, Mojo shouted,
"NO! NO UNIONS! GET BACK HERE, YOU TWO!"
M. Bison cried out,
"THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WORK WITH AN INTERSTELLAR SLUG! IF I'M GOING TO CONQUER THE WORLD, I'LL DO IT MYSELF!"
Juri slammed her feet into M. Bison's chest,
"THIS IS FOR RUINING MY LIFE!"
Chun Li nodded,
"YEAH, MINE TOO!"
The beatings commenced for another few minutes, before Mojo and M. Bison were knocked out.
Later…
Batman and Nightshade were figuring out how the inter-dimensional device worked in order to get back to the respective worlds of everyone concerned. Of course, Ibuki had taken this time to chase after Bronze Tiger,
"Come back, you sexy beast you!"
Bronze Tiger shouted,
"AAHH! I WAS BETTER OFF FIGHTING RYU! I'LL EVEN FIGHT AKUMA AGAIN!"
Akuma looked up, but Sakura scowled,
"Don't even think about it."
She then turned and saw Chun Li with Ryu and she exploded,
"GET AWAY FROM MY MAN!"
Elena was talking with Farrah,
"It was a nice fight. Too bad it ended with a draw."
The lioness shrugged,
"Meh. I've had bigger headaches. Namely from blonde bitches that don't know to leave the man in my life alone."
The dancing fighter smiled,
"Well, should we ever find ourselves meeting again, I want a rematch."
Farrah nodded,
"I like that."
She was about to walk away when Elena planted a gentle kiss on the furry woman's cheek. Then, she scampered off.
Donna smiled,
"Surprised?"
Farrah touched her cheek and shook her head,
"What is it about me that some women can't help but kiss me? I mean, I don't even like girls in that sense."
Donna shrugged,
"I haven't the faintest idea. But, you two would make a cute couple."
Farrah growled,
"Tell my boyfriend, and I promise you, the consequences will be deadly."
Wonder Girl chuckled,
"Is that a threat?"
Batman said,
"The machine is ready. We can go home."
End of Mixed Martial Stupidity