Boom, Boom, Boom: —• this is what happens when a certain prince starts singing "boom boom boom" •— belfran —• and a certain frog hat-wearing boy stumbles into the room •—

Disclaimer: I seriously own nothing but the plot. O_o

A/N: ... I have nothing to say, except for this: WHY. THE HELL. DID I. WRITE. THIS?

"Fran!"

Aforementioned boy turned to look at his senpai.

"I love you!"

Fran stared.

Bel was thrusting flowers and a box of chocolate at him.

"... Senpai...?" Fran asked hesitantly.

"I was singing 'boom, boom, boom, I want you in my room,' and I got this idea," Bel answered, not sheepish in the slightest.

"... I see..." His lover accepted the gifts, still sending the prince a weird look. "Well, thank you."

"You could always do a striptease to show your thanks," the blond suggested lewdly.

"You have no shame."

"You're still going to do it for me, aren't you."

"... I hate you, fake prince."

"Love you too, uncute kouhai."

BRM: -bows- Sorry this hasn't been updated in, like, ever! ;_; But... I'm losing my love for this...

Bel/Fran: EH!?

BRM: Not this pairing! DD: I meant... KHR! in general.

Bel: But WHY?

BRM: ... Nabari no Ou. Death Note. 'Nuff said.

Fran: LOVE THE SHOW AGAIN! D:

BRM: ;_; I'll try...! But I'm really only the reading manga now... And I only started KHR! for Mukuro, really... But he hasn't appeared in recent chapters... -emos-

Bel: ... You're hopeless.

Fran: -slaps BRM-

BRM: TT u TT Cruel.

Bel: So are you.

BRM: ... I hate you.

Fran: We hate you, too.