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Chapter 9- Detention Part 3: Sex Ed

Alan

"Um…I guess I'll pick truth." Julianne stammered looking very nervous. Yes I have the perfect question for her.

"What guy do you want to kiss most in this room?" I asked and winked at her. I knew she would pick me everyone likes me.

"Emmett Cullen." She muttered

Julianne glanced at Emmett but quickly looked at the ground when the blonde glared at her. I couldn't believe she didn't pick me. I am getting back at them. I especially wanted to get back at that asshole Emmett and that weird girl who threw pencils at me.

"What?" I hissed at her

She didn't answer me and looked away. How could she?

Julianne

That was so embarrassing I should have picked dare. I have been crushing on Alan for three years and now I don't even want to kiss him. I needed the attention off of me before I died of embarrassment.

"Gregg what do you pick truth or dare?" I asked refusing to look at him.

Gregg

"Dare" I said trying not to break down crying. At least it wasn't those new kids picking my dare or I would have picked truth.

"I dare you to kiss the two guys you want to kiss the most" she paused dramatically "on the lips for at least ten seconds." Julianne exclaimed

"NO" I yelled firmly

"Strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip." Emmett started chanting and I turned red.

"Fine I'll do the dare." I muttered and took three deep breaths. At least this would be less embarrassing than striping…hopefully. I turned to one of the two guys I was about to kiss…Alan. I walked up to him slowly and he turned green. Please God don't let him throw up on me.

"Oh hell no why are you picking me?" Alan moaned as he saw that I was facing him.

Before I lost my courage and Alan could escape I grabbed his head pulled his towards mine and kissed him. When the ten longest seconds of my life was done I let go of Alan and quickly pulled away.

"That was some hot man on man action!" Emmett exclaimed with a huge smile on his face.

Then I started to walk toward him and that smile faded. He screamed bloody murder then tried to escape but his girlfriend held on to him tight laughing. I looked over and saw Nessie take a quick glance at the teacher's desk and she broke down laughing too.

"Rose let me go! I'll take you shopping and buy you a new car! Anything you want as long as I don't have to kiss him!" Emmett pleaded

"Emmett I can buy my own car and if you don't this you won't get any for a month." Rose calmly said

I looked over and saw that Emmett's face had fallen more. What was Rosalie gonna take away from him peanut butter?

"Fine but I'm not gonna like it." Emmett mumbled

I then grabbed Emmett's head like I had done to Alan and kissed him on the lips. During the whole ten seconds I heard laughter coming from Rosalie and Nessie. I even heard Nessie falling on the floor rolling around till finally the ten seconds were up.

"Hey I think Alan like that kiss." Emmett cried in a happy mood again as he looked at Alan who was still in shock from our kiss.

"No I didn't!" Alan protested turning red

"Look he's turning red he did like it!" Emmett cried out again laughing.

"Ok Rosalie pick truth or dare? I asked and she smiled. She was ready for anything.

Rosalie

"That's easy, dare." I stated firmly

"I dare you to go again but pick truth this time." Gregg announced

"That's the stupidest dare in the world." I claimed and stared at him.

"Are you refusing a dare? I thought you never backed out on dares." Gregg joked and looked away from me.

"Of course I'm not backing out. I just think it is the stupidest dare ever. You know you could of made me burn all my clothes, sell my car, ask out Mr. Lopbell on a date, or maybe shave my head and you pick that. But whatever it's your choice not mine." I replied and I could see he was having second thoughts on his 'dare'.

"Oh" he mumbled

"I pick truth." I stated

"Why were you sent to detention, what were you doing earlier when you snuck out, and what were you not gonna give Emmett?" He asked quickly and enthusiastically.

"That is three questions but fine I'll answer all of them. Sex, sex, and sex. If you want specifics here it goes. We skipped class and got caught by Mr. Lopbell when we were in the gym storage room. We left earlier to finish off what we started but we were interrupted by Mr. Lopbell again. And I wasn't going to give him sex for a month." I said slowly like I was talking to an idiot.

"Oh…" he mumbled again embarrassed for not getting it before.

"Ok Emmett dare or dare because I know you're not gonna pick truth." I stated

"You know me so well and I pick dare!" He squealed happy it was his turn.

Emmett

"I dare you to go to the store, buy the biggest size of condoms they have, and go to Mr. Lopbell and whine 'they aren't big enough what do I do.'" Rose remarked "I'm going easy on you since you had to make out with that thing." She spat and looked at Gregg in disgust.

"Thanks Rose I get to do a dare and a truth at the same time. I've never done that before." I exclaimed "I'll be right back." I yelled already out the door.

Jumped into my Range Rover and drove to the nearest store. I ran at human speed into the store and got the biggest size of condoms they had. I paid for them and I was back in my car driving back to school. I clipped the mini video camera to my belt so I would get it on film. Alice had most of the other stuff on camera and would probably film this but I put it on just to be safe. I was back in the detention room that I had left five minutes ago and I flashed everyone a thumbs up. I knocked on the teacher's lounge door and Mr. Lopbell answered it looking annoyed.

"What do you need?"

I held up the pack of condoms "They aren't big enough what do I do?" I faked cried

"Trojan Magnum XL isn't big enough for you?" He asked surprised after grabbing them from me. Than he muttered 'these would never fit me ever even if my size was quadrupled.' I stifled a laugh and put back a whiney face.

"No do you want to see?" I started reaching for my belt but it was all part of the show.

"No I don't. I believe you but how am I supposed to help you? And why do you have them with you?"

"I don't know but thanks for your support." I waved and walked back into detention looking back twice. His face was priceless and when I stumbled into the room I burst out laughing.

"Next…Peter truth or dare." I happily said

Peter

"Dare" I confidently replied I wasn't afraid of the Cullen's dares unlike the others

"I dare you to go to every store in town and buy all the laxatives and condoms they have and bring them all back. We'll warn you when the teacher is coming back. Bring them back and I have something I need to do with them." Emmett then threw me a walkie talkie telling me to turn to channel two.

I got up and walked out the door wondering where I was going to get the money.

Emmett

I picked up my other walkie talkie that was on channel one and spoke in it as I watched Peter walking towards the door.

"Perky Pixy he's on his way. Do you have the cash?"

"Yup!" I heard Alice answer her voice filled with excitement.

Peter

Someone with a long black leather glove up to their elbow handed me a giant wad of cash.

"Thanks…who are you?" I asked getting suspicious.

"You don't need to know." A robotic voice answered

"Ok I guess."

"Here you will need this it has a camera in it. Careful it costs more than your car." The mysterious person handed me a pair of black sunglasses that looked really expensive and cool.

"Thanks." I said again than started running towards my car.

"You better hurry you don't have that long." The voice called after me.

I hopped into my old car and sped off to the store. When I got there I put on the sunglasses grabbed a cart, went inside and walked towards to condoms and laxatives isle. I looked at the price they 2.99 each plus tax. I dumped in all three isles of them into the cart and then went to the cashier.

"Why do you need so many?" The cashier lady asked as she began to check them out

"School project. It's for science." I responded sheepishly

"Mmm hmm." The cashier said as I paid for them in cash. She took a few minutes to make sure the 1,000 dollar bills were real then seeing that they were real she let me go after giving me my change in twenty dollar bills.

I went to seven other stores and gas stations getting enough condoms and laxatives too fill my car and I still had money left over. I sped back to the school and it had only been fifteen minutes since I left. I left the stuff in my car so I could get help to unpack it and Emmett could do whatever he wanted to do with them. I tucked the extra cash in my jacket pocket and jogged towards the school. Shouldn't I be running away from detention not to detention?

"I would give back the money if I were you." The robotic voice called from behind me. I whirled around to see half of my car was already unloaded and a huge amount was in the arms of a small figure. "I am almost done you don't need to get Emmett." It told me

"Okay…" I was so scared I quickly gave back the money and the sunglasses and ran towards the school not caring about anything but my safety.

When I entered the room everybody was looking at me.

"What?" I asked

"Where are they?" Alan questioned me

"Where is what?"

"The laxatives and condoms!" Alan exclaimed

"Oh that, some robotic small thing took them I thought it would bring them here."

"Yeah right, like Rosalie isn't gorgeous and I can't play basketball."

Rosalie groaned and looked disgusted.

"Fine don't believe me but I did the dare." I mumbled

Renesmee

After Peter came back none of the humans wanted to go a second round of truth or dare. Humans are so weak, can't handle a few dares. Even though I'm half human I never put myself in that category. So we dispersed into our little groups and did our own things.

"She got all of it right?" Aunt Rose whispered at vampire speed.

Emmett nodded and replied back at vampire speed.

"Yes she all of it and put in my car."

"So when do we begin phase two?" I asked in vampire speed

Emmett then got over excited and squealed loud enough for humans to hear.

"When we're done with the other thing!"

"What other thing?"

We turned around and saw Peter standing behind us.

"None of your business." Aunt Rose hissed

"Why are you're here Peter?" I said already annoyed with him.

"Oh right I wanted to ask you two lovely ladies something."

Oh crap this can't be good.

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