Okay let's all just pretend that nobody cares about Red and his ways of getting revenge, okay? I couldn't bring myself to put a stop to it so, Red will continue his revenge on Marth, and I might stop him somewhere around chapter 20 or just forget about it completely. Okay? Good.
Short chapter today. Sorry. But it is brought to you by, dark-dullahan. Thanks. I am currently going through the reviews and seeing which ideas I could use. Oh and remember how I said that this story would be like a filler? I guess I lied. This story is my main focus right now, when I really should be coming up with an idea for another story.
OH WELL, SCREW THAT.
To yokan: I have no idea what to say to that. Except for the first thing that popped into my mind when I read it, I KEEL YOU! I have no idea what your review is supposed to mean.
CreCra: It's possible. Wolf's gun can stab people plus I was just expressing how horror movies make me feel. I live in Alabama, that's why it's raining. A LOT actually.
Autobot Shadowstalker: I believe Krazykat12 has already come up with the idea of Toon Link singing 'I'm sexy and I know it'. Uh, hm... 10 song challenge I believe it was called? I will consider the idea. As well as having Ike, Samus, Link, and Roy jump Marth for no reason.
So, enjoy today's chapter.
Meta Knight groaned. Thanks to Marth, he was now forced to get up at 4:00 in the frickin' AM just so he could eat in peace. He was so tired he didn't care to put his cape on or grab his sword. He groggily walked down the halls and stopped when he heard something. He was standing next to Link's room. Meta Knight's blushes blushed even more when he heard Zelda, and he quickly ran down the hall.
He passed Marth's door, which was slightly opened. Seeing his chance for revenge, Meta Knight snuck in. He heard a terrible squeaking noise, and saw that Link's hedgehog, Cherrio, was running in her wheel. Cherrio being there could be explained by what Meta Knight heard earlier, as well as explain why Ike wasn't in his bed. Meta Knight looked at Marth who was sound asleep.
"How the hell is he sleeping?" Meta Knight wondered. He thought about a way to get back at Marth. He could take Marth's hairspray, nah. Maybe his tiara, no, that would get Meta Knight killed. He could put hair dye in Marth's shampoo and blame it on Toon Link. But where would he get hair dye?
Meta Knight decided to just change Marth's alarm clock, so that it would wake him up at 3:00 tomorrow, which was a Sunday, which was the only day Marth slept in. Meta Knight decided to let Red get revenge for both of them tomorrow as well.
He left the room and headed for the kitchen. On his way there, he spotted Ike sleeping on one of the couches. Meta Knight wanted to flip the couch for some reason but decided he would do it later, when he had his mask on. The knight finally made it to the kitchen, only to be met by a horrific sight.
"I wreck it, I wreck it, I fix it, I fix it…"
Bowser was cooking bacon or something and was wearing nothing but a t-shirt and shorts. His shell wasn't there and he looked like a Koopa without one. He was singing the song 'Wreck it, Wreck it Ralph' along with an ipod that was on the counter. It was just playing the instrumental version though.
"Every level tension's getting stronger," He flipped over whatever was in the pan.
"So be careful just a little longer." Meta Knight's eyes were burning as Bowser, 'shook his tail'.
"You'll get a medal when your work is through. Just for you. Just for you. Just for you…" Bowser grabbed a nearby broom and pretended to play the guitar as the song played a guitar solo.
"Wreck it, Wre-" Bowser stopped when he noticed Meta Knight.
Here's what went through Bowser's mind: "Shit! He saw me! …Wait he's a Kirby?"
And here's what went through Meta Knight's mind: "That's it. I'm completely fearless. Nothing will ever be more disturbing or scarier than what I just saw. Shit. He saw my face."
Meta Knight stood there with his mouth open and Bowser continued to hold the broom like a guitar.
"Uh…" Bowser threw the broom aside and cut his ipod off. He turned to Meta Knight.
"Let's agree to never tell anyone about what we saw or even speak about it, unless one of us wants to disappear one day with no explanation at all." He said.
Meta Knight nodded. "Agreed."
This chapter is short and random and Dreamcakes told me to put the part with Link and Zelda in there. My girlfriend has a sick mind XD. Anyway this chapter is short because of how I posted two or something chapters yesterday. Or was it the day before? I feel like I have an old man's memory. Ugh.
Anyway review, give me ideas, I appreciate it, blah blah, my author note is longer than the chapter, blah, Til next time!
-Tyler715-
