Author's note: This is basically a multi-chapter one-shot. Kingdom Hearts is the property of Disney/Square Enix...like always. This is written for humorous reasons, and I apologize if I offend anyone in this. Please R&R. Or, you can submit your own, and see them on the list below…anything, because there is only so much that I can think of. So…

You might have been playing Kingdom Hearts too long if…

(Route 10)

1. You drop your keys into a heater (accidentally), and hold you hand over the heater to see if your keys magically return.

2. You keep thinking that the space shuttles are actually short range Gummi Ships.

3. The first thing you do when you visit your friends home is check everywhere for heartless.

4. Each member of your household is briefed by you about the threat of the heartless…every day.

5. You realize that you cannot drop over 50 ft. and walk away unscratched.

6. You keep making fun of some of the Organizations weapons (I.E. Zexion's book).

7. You start each fight by saying "That's enough!" like Sephiroth, and try to hit your opponent really fast 13 times.

8. You keep insisting that Riku was always the better fighter, and it was Xehanort's heartless that caused him to lose against Sora.

9. You realize that Cloud and Sephiroth have similar characteristics, and you realize this when both decide to attack you!

10. You keep wondering why your clothes don't change colors when you tape your pet duck to you.

Courtesy of OathkeeperKeybearer:

11. You know every word to the musicals in Atlantica.

12. You get eaten by a whale to see if his insides are purple.

Courtesy of Ibeyla the Zoidian:

13. You keep running into doors thinking they'll open for you.

14. You keep trying to make your wooden sword turn into the Keyblade.

15. You think every shadow is a heartless and swing at it.

16. You stare at the stars, making sure none of them blink out.

17. You instantly think nobody when someone acts emotionless.

18. You stare at the sky whenever a storm hits

Thanks, to everyone who has read this and submitted suggestions so far. As a reminder, if you have any ideas or reasons why someone may have played too long, feel free to send them to me, and I'll try my best to put them into the next installment, as I am starting to run out of ideas. Until next time.