A/N: haha! I read what Hollie put and all I can say is, We have a Shakespeare of the wizarding world guys.. Thou shalt read onwards and look at what thy has to say next.

AN: stup it u gay fags Ah, so first you make more or less all the cast bi, then you go and be homophobic.. lovely lass... if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! No, cos it's fucking hilarious to read! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al No shit, she goes to Hogwarts. n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! But you can't- I give up Tara, do what you like...

I was really scared about Vlodemort Who? ohhh is that what Voldermort's Shakespearian twin is called? okay. all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. Talented fucker you aren't ya? People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. Who are the people? Your 'goffiks'? The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo but- but- a diabolo is a frigging toy! now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. So you have the groundskeeper too? That's nice. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming Weren't you too? and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists noice. (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) b-u-t y-o-u d-i-d j-u-s-t w-r-i-t-e i-t. or a steak Yummy. I like steak, I had it for tea last night. And I'm not dead. SO I'M NOT A VAMPIRE WHOO!) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. Isn't that a kids film? I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. No, you really are. Fucking Draco then wanting to fuck Harry, sorry Vampire too. Surprised you didn't fuck Voldy.

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' But you just said all you did was write songs? and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. HAHA you bust again!

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. No, I don't think she is, well if I was crying I wouldn't be okay...

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. That you're not okay? And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! Thought he told you to kill Vampire? But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, and you wanna fuck him. even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" Diddums... I burst into tears. I thought you was already crying?

Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. Ahaaa! Sneak attack!

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. Because I don't think she's fucking seen you yet. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) Yes. Draco would call her a 'filthy little mudblood'.

I started to cry and cry. YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN CRYING? Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. Aww you hurt Drakie..

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! Does he have a headache? Is he gonna swear again? His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. Ah, okay.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. I know old Albus was wise, but crying wisely? Is Tara just looking for vocabulary? (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." You just said he couldn't die that way... or did he eat a steak?

A/N: So many contradictions there... Anyway, I might do another chapter, my mum and her boyfriend are putting my new bed up. Adios!