Okay, yeah, I know, it's been awhile. And I know that I haven't replied to ya'lls reviews. Well, go check out my profile page, and read the note at the top of the page. That'll explain everything.

So, yeah, this chapter proves just how much of a nerd I am. I'm not gonna deny it, I'm a bit weird. But, I'm shocked that nobody else has done this! So, I've made up my mind and did one myself!

Disclaimer: Ah… now, you see, if I owned anything here, I wouldn't be signed onto this website! Well, wait, actually, I probably would be…. Still don't own anything, though!

Chapter Twelve: A REAL Stupid Ape

The Doctor glared at his latest companion. No, he wasn't a companion, he was a stowaway…

The Time Lord knew he should have left Earth when two Saiyans showed up in the middle of his battle with yet another Slitheen! But noooo! He just had to stay and help them! Stay and let his overly genius mind, two-hearted body and living ship catch the attention of the shorter of the flying aliens, who flew into the Tardis with super speed right as the Doctor took off! Yes, that made Vegeta a stowaway!

And the Saiyan has been traveling with him for a week. Not that either of them wanted to, though. It's because the Tardis had grown attached to the stupid prince and every time the Doctor tried to take him back home, she'd interfere and take them to the wrong planet and/or time period!

Which was how they ended up on Earth during the Jurassic period.

"You're not going to kill that dinosaur for food!" the Doctor shouted angrily as he glared even more at the alien in front of him who held a baby T-Rex in his arms.

Vegeta glared back at him. "Why should I listen to a simpleton like you?"

"Um, hello? Last of the Time Lords here!"

The spiky haired alien rolled his eyes. "I'm the prince of all Saiyans, and there are only three of us left! And one of them is half-human! Besides, I've got more power than you."

It was the Doctor's turn to roll his eyes. "If you Saiyans were so powerful, then how come we Time Lords kicked your butts when you tried to take Gallifrey?" Vegeta's glare became more intense. "Besides, it's my Tardis, and if you don't listen, then I'll be more than happy to leave you here with no way back to your precious Bulma!"

Vegeta's eyes flared as he flew up into the sky, a golden light surrounding him, the baby T-Rex forgotten on the ground. "HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!?!!" he shouted as he began to charged an attack.

The Doctor smirked. "The Tardis loves to gossip," he said simply. To his shock, Vegeta stopped his attack, his body going back to normal, a smirk bigger than the Doctor's showing up on his face.

"Oh yeah? Well, at least I'm not so careless as to let the woman I love get trapped in a parallel world!"

The Time Lord's face paled as pain began to flood through his body at the mention of Rose. That was below the belt, man, He couldn't help but think.

"H-how," he gasped before regaining his composure form the verbal attack. "How do you…?" His voice trailed off when realization hit.

Vegeta's smirk grew. "Like you said. Your ship loves to gossip!"

The two glared at one another yet again before the argument continued.

"Stupid ape!"

"Baka Time Lord!"

Let's just say it took them awhile to get back to the Tardis….


Yep, Dragonball Z. I wrote this before I got grounded and had started watching the anime, which is why I wrote this. Hey, I like it! Yeah, I'm a big nerd.

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