Title: Technical Difficulties
Characters: Eiri and Shuichi.
Summary: Eiri's having trouble with his new computer. Shuichi doesn't exactly resolve the matter.
Genre: Comedy
Word Count: 300
Rating/Warnings: T bit o' language, and some hardcore nudity!
Notes: Drabble I wrote for this pic yukitoshuu translated for fans at GMM.
"Goddamn fucking piece of shit!"
Eiri glared at his computer. All day long he had been trying to figure it out. He lit himself a fresh cigarette, the 100th one since that morning, and set back to work.
"Argh…!" He was going to kill that salesman! When he decided it was time for a new computer, he'd been wary of getting one with a new operating system, but damned if he didn't get talked into it.
"It's the latest one!" the salesman said. "Very intuitive. You'll love it."
Bullshit!
The floor creaked behind Eiri, letting him know Shuichi had entered his study, but he kept his eyes fixated on the screen.
"I can't find a damn thing…" he muttered. Eiri was pretty sure he'd transferred his old documents, but he couldn't find them anywhere.
Shuichi walked closer.
Eiri ignored him and kept clicking the mouse curser on anything that looked promising.
Shuichi whistled and said something about a bath and a popsicle…
Damn! Eiri ground his cigarette between his teeth. Why did Shuichi always bother him at the worst times?
He tried focus, but it was impossible to think over the slurping sounds behind him.
"Damn it, Shuichi!" Eiri yelled, spinning in his char to face Shuichi. "I'm bu…sy…"
Eiri's words died on his tongue. His cigarette dropped to the ground as his mouth hung open.
Shuichi was stark naked, drying his hair with his pink bath towel instead of covering his pink dangly bits, sucking, licking, and slurping a blue popsicle.
Without turning his eyes from Shuichi, Eiri picked up his cigarette and groped around on the desk. After smashing the lit end into what he hoped was the ashtray, Eiri shut the lid on his laptop.
Work could wait until tomorrow. Right now his brat needed his attention.
Thanks for Reading. Hope you enjoyed ^_^
Also: Fuck Windows 8.