Chapter 9
RUN
Weiss and Ruby walked back to their dorm in silence except when they were almost to the dorm, Weiss told Ruby. "Don't speak of what happened to anyone. OK?"
"To late." Weiss and Ruby froze before turning around to see Stitch leaning against the wall chuckling. "Sent the picture of you two to everyone in my contacts. If I'm correct though, Yang is still stuck with Blake on her lap unless the bag of catnip is closed. If it is closed then the effects should wear off in ten seconds." Stitch just laughs as Ruby uses her semblance to get as far away as possible and "Running in the 90's" starts playing. "I'll help you tho." Stitch points to Weiss before pulling Yang's motorcycle out of his backpack. When they get on, the motorcycle turn blue and white. "I'll explain later." Stitch tells her before the door of team RWBY's dorm flies of it hinges, revealing an extremely angry Yang.
Her eyes now a scarlet red. "WEISS, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" She yells before Stitch hits the gas pedal, speeding them out the window.
"STITCH, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Weiss screams as glass flies around them.
"Keeping you alive." Stitch laughs as they touch the ground speeding towards the exit. "Anyway, I made the motorcycle change color depending who sits on it. I even come up with names for the different ways it looks, this is Yeti right now." Stitch turns his head around to see Yang running after them. "Deja vu, am I right." Stitch then drives right into on coming traffic, driving in between cars, while Yang just plowed through them. "Can you take the wheel?" Stitch asks. Weiss reluctantly took the wheel. Then Stitch said "Ok, I'm abandoning you now. Try not to die!" Stitch jumps off, takes out a unicycle, and somehow goes faster than the motorcycle.
"WAIT WHAT!" Weiss shrieks as she some how keeps everything stable. The bike is now white and light blue or as Stitch would call it "Ice queen". "HOW DO YOU DRIVE THIS THING!"
"WEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Yang yelled closer than ever now. Suddenly Yang launched herself at Weiss, at the same time Stitch opened a portal to Beacon and they fall through it.
Stitch just smiles before saying to the audience "Hopefully they don't "fall" short of their goals…, It will make since soon."
Weiss and Yang appear out of the portal…. In the air above Beacon.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.!" Screamed Weiss as she and Yang plummet towards the ground.
Yang turned towards Weiss, hands across her chest, and glaring at Weiss asked her. "Now that we're sort of stuck together here, can you explain why you were KISSING MY SISTER?!"
"Stitch pushed us." Weiss stated, still scared Yang would kill her.
"And you accepted help from him?" Yang questioned, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah she did, I'm just as surprised as you." Stitch remarked, next to Weiss with one of his knuckles under his chin, legs crossed, and it was as if he was laying on the ground. They both slowly turned their heads to him. "What it's true. Also Yang, how was Blake after I left?" He smirked.
"She's going to kill you when she sees you again." Yang growled.
"And if I don't die?" Stitch asked still smirking.
"Yang thought for a bit before answering. "I owe you a dance at the Beacon Dance. Fair?"
"I accept." Stitch says before commenting "You notice your alive because of me right?" They looked down to see that they were on energy panels made by Stitch. "Your welcome! Ahh, Moana references am I right? Anyway you can get the rest of the way down, Bye!" Then Stitch teleported away.
"What." Weiss said.
Stitch is walking back into the bar Stitch left everyone on his at, to find Sully the only one left at the bar. As they walked out Sully asked Stitch. "Hey, remember the giant war we had with everyone?"
Stitch chuckled back "Yeah, but the audience doesn't. Haven't gotten their yet."
"So we skipped a lot of books, plus the giant war with a bunch of different franchises and other characters made by the authors friends?" Stitch just nodded. Sully sighed. "We're going to take along break in this book to catch up won't we?" Stitch nods again. "your going to leave them with one last sentence to laugh at though, won't you?" Stitch nods once more.
One day later, Yang owes Stitch a dance.