Twisted Entertainment: Chapter 8-9?

AN: Okay, I was waiting for more reviews but since that doesn't look like its happening…here is the newest chapter.


MC: Disclaimer Time!

Soi Fon: Master Bleach doesn't own Bleach or any of its Characters…


MC: Only one dare set today…

Everyone: Yeah!!!

StrykrWolf: I dare Omaeda to be buried in a pile of all the food that he has eaten since
he has gotten into the Gotei 13 (Which, in my opinion, will be one big pile).

Omaeda: No it won't! I have a slim figure!

Everyone: (O.o) …

MC: Okay…so…

*Omaeda gets covered in 3 metric tons of food*

Omaeda: Ouch! I can't see anything under all the rice crackers!

MC: How…could he…have eaten that much…and not be obese?

Soi Fon: He is in the stealth force….

StrykrWolf: I dare Malyuri to be the one experimented on not the one doing the experiments.

Malyuri: No!

Yachiru: Let's see how long he can go without his clown make up!

*She rubs a tissue over his face*

Malyuri: Mparhph! (Get off me!)

Yachiru: It won't come off!

*She starts to pull on his face*
Nemu: Madam President…I wouldn't…

*She pulls Malyuri's face mask off*

Everyone: (O.o)

Sayzel: So he is actually human!

Malyuri: My mask! Don't look at me! *Covers face*

Unohana: You look nice without the mask Malyuri…

Everyone: Shes right!

StykrWolf: Oh! Before I go I can't forget this...*Glomps Soi Fon*

Soi Fon: Is she always going to do this?

MC: I guess so….

*A crash is herd outside*

Hisagi: What was that?

*Voices can be herd*

Renji: Sounds like people…

*Clanking sounds are herd along with giggling*

Rukia: Who is it?

Yourichi: Hey…where is that MC character?

*Everyone looks around to see that MC along with the other captains are missing*

Urahara: They were here just a second ago…

*Screams can be herd along with laughter*

Orihime: Whats going on?


AN: Okay…this chapter is really short for a reason…not enough review dares! Also I received a dare involving the Vizards but my computer deleted the file that I typed it on.

I'll make the next chapter with more length and I won't make another cliff hanger…

*Crashes are herd along with giggling*

MC: OH NO! There here!

ME: Crap!

*Fan Fic Ends Badly*