Dragon Ball C

by MajinHercule

Heavily inspired by MasakoX of TFS, 5 What If scenarios thrown into one story to shake things up in the Dragon World: 1. What if Kid Goku became a Super Saiyan (After Krillin died in Dragon Ball) 2. What if Goku married Bulma? 3. What if Raditz turned good? 4. What if Nappa turned good? 5. What if Future Trunks was stuck in the past after warning Goku about the Androids?

10. Chapter 10

Dragon Ball C Part X: The Ultimate Warriors / The Final Decisive Battle

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more." - William Shakespeare, Henry V, Act III, Scene I

LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL C!

Son Goku returned for 24 hours to enter a world tournament being held in his honor, along with the attendance of his friends and family, while Son Gohan being courting the daughter of Mr. Satan, Videl, with the promise that they could date should he teach her to fly and win the tournament. However, those plans quickly went away as Shin, the Lord of Lords, God of Gods and Supreme Kai of the universe revealed his presence, as well as the plot of the evil warlock Babidi, who, with the help of the Demon King Dabura, managed to unleash the horrible Djinn upon the world known as Majin Buu. With Gohan and Vegeta having fallen under the terrible influence of the warlock, is the end truly on the horizon for Son Goku and the rest of the Z-Fighters?

At 28KS Point 5, Goku reaches into his vest, looking at one of the two remaining Senzu Beans. He winces as he sees Gohan, still breathing.

No, I better save these...Goku thinks to himself, but suddenly he turns his attention to Raditz and Vegeta, argue between each exchange of blows.

"So, that's what you want, Vegeta? To go back to the old days? Then you best stop fighting and grab the Dragon Balls. Wish Freeza back, along with Ginyu and Zarbon and the whole lot of them, and make yourself weaker again while you're at it! Is that what you want? 'The Prince of All Saiyans' being the lackey to the monster that destroyed our people? Wish for a couple pawns like me and Nappa so you can feel high and mighty!"

Vegeta's rage grows as Raditz yells at him. Goku then turns as he feels something awful in the distance. "We're too late," Goku says, which distracts Raditz for a moment.

"Who cares, Kakarot?!" Vegeta snaps, "Look at what we were up against. This Supreme Kai is supposed to be all powerful, isn't he? He was sure we were screwed fighting against those weaklings on Babidi's ship...but it gave us no trouble at all! Why should we concern ourselves with a nuisance like Buu? We finish our business now, and whoever's left can deal with whatever this Buu is later!"

"No, Kakarot's right," Raditz says, "That energy...it's like nothing I've felt before. It's...abnormal!"

"It has to be Buu," Goku says. "Come on, we can finish this...all of this later."

Vegeta looks at the desperation in the eyes of both Goku and Raditz, and nods.

"Perhaps you're right, Kakarot," Vegeta says. He motions to Gohan, "What's is Gohan's condition?"

"Well, I don't think that he-"

Suddenly, Vegeta punches Goku right in the head, knocking him out.

"Are you out of your mind?!" Raditz asks, Well, that's a dumb question, all things considered, he thinks.

"Looks like we won't get our fight after all, Kakarot," Vegeta says. He looks at Raditz, "We'll finish this if I return," Vegeta says, hopping down the gate.

I should go with him...but those two need my help, Raditz thinks.

***

The Saiyan children, having changed course yet again (Deciding that seeing a genie was way cooler than seeing their parents fight...again), approach the same formation where Goku and his allies had initially, seeing a now revived Krillin and Kami spying on Buu, Babidi and Shin.

"Huh, wonder why they're not doing anything," Trunks wonders.

"We shouldn't draw attention to ourselves, not until we see what this genie can do," Ranch suggests. Trunks and Goten nod, and all three revert to their normal states, hiding their power levels as they land by Kami.

"What are you three doing here? It's too dangerous!" Kami asks.

"We just want to help," Ranch says.

"Come on Kami, we're a bit short on Saiyans, and now that Buu's loose…" Krillin says, vouching for the kids.

"That is true, but we don't know what this Buu is capable of."

Below, Babidi watches as Buu dances around while Shin only stares at the monster.

"Is...is this really Buu?" Babidi wonders aloud, but he looks over to Shin, obviously terrified, and smiles. "Yes, yes of course, he's the only one alive that's seen him!"

Babidi looks at Shin again, and then at Buu. "Buu, do you know who I am? I am Babidi, the son of Bibidi, your creator! I am the one that freed you, which means I am your master!"

Babidi watches as Buu only turns his back on him, crossing his arms and sulking. The warlock frowns at this, but then says, "Buu...I said I was the son of Bibidi. My father left notes. Notes on how to release you...and if need be, how to seal you." Bibidi advances towards Buu, but the monster only turns, making a childish 'scary' face.

"BOO!" he yells, causing a minor panic for the warlock.

Watching from away, Kami, Krillin and the kids are all very confused by what they're witnessing.

"That's the genie?!" Trunks asks.

"He doesn't seem scary at all…." Ranch says.

"Don't let appearances fool you!" Kami says sharply, "You're children, but just one of you would be more than enough to have handled the likes of Freeza. In the same way, Buu could destroy this planet without a second thought."

"So what can we do?" Goten asks. Kami looks at him, but he doesn't have answer.

"I'll say it again, Buu," Babidi says more sternly, "Destroy the Supreme Kai, or I will seal you again!"

This gets Buu's full attention. Babidi grins.

"Yes...you don't want that, do you?" the warlock asks. Buu shakes his head.

"Good. Now...kill him!"

Obediently, Buu nods his head and turns to Shin, who leaps up and begins attacking. The group observing watches in fascination.

"Look at him go!" Krillin says in amazement, "He might actually have a chance!"

"No," Kami says, "It's only an act of desperation. The Lord of Lords likely knows that only Goku, Vegeta, Raditz or Gohan have a chance. He's buying time."

"You mean…?" Krillin asks. Kami nods.

"Did you forget what he told us? Buu is strong enough to destroy even a Supreme Kai! He doesn't have a hope against him."

"We just can't stand by and do nothing!" Krillin protests.

"Then we have no choice," Kami says, "We must make our stand here! I have an idea…"

Shin's assault, although impressive, does nothing to phase Majin Buu, who then begins an on Shin so brutal the Supreme Kai is completely overwhelmed. Babidi laughs as he watches Buu dominate the fight.

"Good! Finish him, now!" Babidi commands.

"Buu having fun!" Buu yells as he turns to Babidi, "Killing can wait!"

Babidi grits his teeth in yet another act of defiance. "Wait...who's that?"

Buu staggers a bit, and he turns around to see Krillin, flying in the air, unleashing a barrage of Destructo Discs.

"Hmm, some annoying gnat. Take care of him!"

Buu smiles and nods and quickly moves to Krillin.

"Oh, no…" Krillin says as his eyes go wide, but suddenly, he hears Kami yell out.

"KAIOKEN TIMES TEN!"

Buu is knocked back by an impressive force as Kami intercepts him, glowing red with energy. Kami then begins his attack, and is actually able to fight and counter Buu's attacks. While his happens, Goten, Ranch and Trunks fly out, grabbing the Supreme Kai.

"Who...are you?" Shin asks weakly. He looks at Goten. "Goku...is that you?"

"Wow, Buu must've done a real number on him!" Trunks says.

"Come on, we're getting you out of here!" Ranch says.

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake. "Oh, what now?!" Babidi says in frustration, and he watches as a massive explosion from beneath the ground surfaces. As the smoke clears, a figure emerges. The children smile.

"My spaceship!" Babidi says in horror.

"Dad!" Trunks yells out.

"Vegeta?!" Babidi says seething, "I never ordered you to destroy the ship!"

"Nobody orders me, Babidi," Vegeta says. He looks at Buu. "So, that repugnant blob is this horrible Buu, huh?"

"Ree….pug...nut?" Buu asks, confused.

"He's calling you ugly!" Babidi snaps.

Buu realizes that Vegeta has just insulted him, and begins to power up to the point that steams shoots out of his head.

"You hurt Buu's feelings! Buu kill you now!" Buu yells.

"Very well," Babidi says, "I have no use for a slave that is disobedient."

Vegeta shows a confident and arrogant smile, "If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!"

That fool...he knows he won't survive! Shin thinks. Everyone watches as Vegeta lets loose with his total and complete strength, not holding back at all. They're amazed as Vegeta actually has the upper hand in the fight.

"I knew Vegeta was strong, but this…" Krillin says.

"He's far stronger than Gohan was when he fought Cell. He really has ascended as a Super Saiyan!" Kami exclaims. Vegeta stops and raises his arm, letting loose with the mother of all Big Bang Attacks, creating a huge explosion. Trunks smiles.

"Way to go, Dad! You totally kicked his butt!"

But the jubilation is short lived as Buu simply stands up, albeit with a hole in his torso. With a slight strain, Buu quickly heals himself.

"Oh...that hurt Buu...but only a little!" Buu says, giggling.

"What the hell are you?" Vegeta asks, shocked.

"Now…." Buu says as energy grows around him, "BUU HURT YOU!"

In a panic, Babidi raises a force field. Vegeta braces himself, while Kami and the others grab Shin and high tail it to safety. Kami flies up, and sees a massive crater in the ground. He looks at his allies.

"Is anyone hurt?!" He yells.

"Man…" Krillin says, "I'm okay...my shorts on the other hand…"

"Oh no, Dad!" Trunks says in a panic.

Down to one knee, Vegeta grabs his left arm and yells in pain. He looks at it, noticing a bone sticking out. You have got to be kidding me... he thinks. Damn this monster! If he truly is immortal, what else is there I can do?!

"Hmm, Vegeta really is powerful," Babidi muses, "He would have been a fine servant. Such a pity."

"Dad can't lose to a fat blob like that, can he?!" Trunks asks, looking at everyone else.

"Buu gonna kill you now. Bye-bye!" Buu says happily.

What is he doing? Vegeta thinks. He watches as Buu grabs onto his own stomach and gives it a solid pull, holding part of his own mass. He then stretches it out like taffy and giggles, and throws it at Vegeta. Vegeta does what he can to avoid it, but it wraps around him like a snake, and begins squeezing.

"FUCK YOU!" Vegeta yells in pain. Buu punts Vegeta away and begins clapping. Kami looks at Trunks, who's shaking with rage.

"Don't do it, Trunks!" Kami commands, "You'll only die in vain, adding to the burden your father already cares!"

"SCREW THAT!" Trunks yells, turning Super Saiyan and charging Buu.

"No!" Kami yells. Goten and Ranch look at each other and nod, and both turn Super Saiyan, entering the fray. Babidi is surprised as first Trunks, and then the other two fly by. With a solid kick, Trunks sends Buu flying, while Ranch and Goten begin unwrapping Vegeta.

"Are you alright?" Ranch asks.

"Who the hell were those brats?" Babidi wonders. "No matter. As long as I have the invincible Majin Buu on my side, all of them will die!"

"And yet you aren't invincible."

Babidi turns around slowly to see Kami floating in front of him.

"Who are you? And what difference does it make. I might not be able to kill you, but it doesn't matter as long as Buu lives! And besides, if you kill me, there will be no one to seal Buu! He'll destroy this entire world, is that really what you want?" Babidi asks.

"I don't see how that's any different than what you've planned," Kami says frankly.

"Buu! Kill this freak over here, fast!" Babidi yells, but Kami delivers a punch and sends the warlock flying.

Meanwhile, Vegeta's back on his feet, with the Saiyan children by his side. He shakes his head in defeat. "Trunks," he says, "Take care of your mother."

"What?" Trunks asks, confused, "Take care of Mom?"

"All of you, get out of here. I'm going to take care of Buu myself."

"Dad, there's four of us here! Together we can kick his butt!" Trunks says.

"Yeah!" Goten says eagerly.

"No...numbers don't matter here," Vegeta says solemnly. "Fighting isn't the way to beat him."

He looks at his son. "Trunks...I never held you when you were a baby. Let me...give you a hug, now."

Vegeta hugs his son, who doesn't know quite what to make of this sudden affection.

"Dad...you're embarrassing me…" Trunks says with a slight blush.

"Remember...I love you," Vegeta says, and with that, he gives two chops, first to Trunks, then to Goten. He looks at Ranch. "Take care of him, girl. He needs you. You have a good heart...like your dad."

Ranch nods and picks up the two boys. Vegeta then motions for Kami, who lands. "I want you to get them as far away from this place as you can. Take Kakarot's friend, too...he'll never survive this."

"You're going to give your own life, aren't you, Vegeta?" Kami asks.

Vegeta's silent for a moment, but then speaks, "Tell me, Kami: You've been to the other side. Will I see Kakarot there?"

Kami looks at Vegeta, "We both know the kind of life you lived, Vegeta. You know what fate awaits you. I'm sorry, but you've taken too many innocent lives. Your body will be taken, and your soul sent to Hell to be cleansed. It'll come back in a new form, but without any memories."

"I thought as much," Vegeta says. "What a shame. Go...now."

Kami gives a small nod in respect, and grabs Shin. Ranch, Kami and Krillin then take off at top speed.

"Hey! No running!" Buu yells.

"Buu, wait!" Vegeta yells, "If you want them, you have to get through me first, you disgusting, fat idiot."

"Fat? Id...it?" Buu asks. Vegeta smiles as Buu gets angry.

"You heard me. You see, I figured out your little game."

"Oh?" Buu asks, intrigued.

***

"What the hell is he doing?" Krillin asks, "Doesn't he know that Buu will kill him?!"

"Vegeta doesn't care about that anymore. For the first time in his life, he's fighting for something other than himself, and he's going to give his life for it," Kami says.

"Goku...you have to take me to Goku…" Shin says weakly.

***

Vegeta smiles as a huge surge of ki builds around him in a dome. "I'm going to blow your pink, sorry ass sky high! You'll never regenerate again!"

Buu looks at him in surprise as Vegeta's smile grows. Goodbye Maron...Trunks...Kakarot...and even you, Raditz. He yells as the ki grows to a titanic size.

"Are you sure you want to fly this way? I could get you to the Lookout in no time at all!" Nappa says as Bulma flies a capsule plane. On board with her is Master Roshi, Launch, Daikon, Muuli, Oolong, Puar, 17, 18, Maron, Yamcha, and Marron.

"We'll go to the Lookout in a bit," Bulma says, "Trust me, after...whatever that was at the tournament, there's kind of a mess to fix."

Suddenly, alarms start going off in the cockpit.

"Turbulence?!" Bulma says in surprise, but checking the instruments, she gasps in horror. "Oh, shit! HOLD ON!"

"What the hell was that?!" 17 asks.

Maron looks up. "Oh no...Vegeta…" she says softly. Yamcha looks up in surprise, and closes his eyes.

I can't...I can't sense Vegeta at all! He thinks. Yamcha then looks over to Nappa, who sadly shakes his head.

The massive energy that Vegeta put out stops, and for a moment, he floats in the sky, but his body has turned to stone. He falls, hitting the ground, shattering.

***

In the air, Kami, Krillin and Ranch stop.

"Is...is it over?" Krillin asks hopefully. Kami lands and sets Shin down.

"He should be okay here. I have to investigate this, Krillin. Keep going, don't stop until you reach the Lookout...and….tell Maron."

Krillin nods, and looks at Ranch. They continue on as Kami flies back towards the battleground. He surveys the massive crater and lands, but suddenly, he sees a small pink mass fly past him. And then another.

What? No...that can't be!

"Buu!" a voice yells out, and then another voice, followed by another. Numerous small Buu's circle around, until finally they all collide. Taking the hint that this is not the best place for him, Kami wastes no time as he retreats at full speed.

"Buu…." Babidi's voice cries out in pain, "Buu….help me!"

Buu lands by the warlock, literally split in half.

"Buu….if you don't fix me, I'll seal you away before I die!"

"Hmm…" Buu says, but then smiles, "Okay!"

A beam shoots of Buu, and to Babidi's surprise, it actually works. He smiles as he sees his lower half again, and stands up. "Now," Babidi begins, "Where are those three whelps? Ah, we'll get them in time. Buu, I want you to turn this planet into a living nightmare!"

Buu only looks at Babidi, confused. "That means you're going to have fun."

Buu smiles. "Fun!"

***

Raditz looks into the distance and lowers his head, shaking it. Damnit Vegeta….this is the one fight we needed you in. It's then that he hears a noise. Turning, he sees Goku pulling himself up.

"Ugh...what happened, where's Vegeta?" Goku asks. Raditz looks at his brother.

"He knocked you out, then went off to fight Buu, alone. A moment ago there was a huge explosion...he didn't make it, Kakarot."

"Damn his pride," Goku says, looking at Gohan. "That mind control or whatever must've really drained him...I'm surprised you didn't give any Senzu."

"I don't have any," Raditz replies.

"No, but I do." Goku says.

"What? How? You only went to the tournament after you were brought back!"

Goku smiles at his brother, "That's right, you weren't there when it happened. After Tien and Videl fought...her life was hanging by a thread. So, I went to grab some Senzu Beans from Korin and Yajirobe."

"But..his tower...did you get so strong that you can fly that fast?!" Raditz asks, confused.

"Nope! I learned a really cool trick in the Other World from an alien called a Yardrat. He called in Instant Transmission."

"Oh, I've heard of them!" Raditz exclaims, "Yes, the database I snagged from Freeza's ship showed they were to be the next targets of the Ginyu Force."

"Anyway," Goku explains, "All I have to do is lock onto a person's ki, and I can instantly teleport right to them."

He walks over to Gohan and picks up his son, putting him in fireman's carry. "Raditz, put your hand on my shoulder," Goku says. Raditz does so, and Goku places his free hand on his head.

***

"How are they?" Kami asks Dende as he and Ranch exit a chamber on the Lookout.

"It shouldn't take more than an hour of rest," Dende says. "As for the Lord of Lords...his power his beyond anything I can do. I'm sure he'll heal naturally, with enough time…"

"But that's a luxury we don't have," Kami says, "Who knows how long that will take? By the time he comes around, there won't be a galaxy left."

"What can I do?" Ranch asks. Kami looks at her.

"I hoped it wouldn't come to this, Ranch...but you may need to accelerate your training dramatically while those two recover. Did your father or Gohan tell you of the Room of Spirit and Time?"

"Kami!" Mr. Popo says, "She's...she's not even ten!"

"Gohan wasn't much older when he went in," Kami says, "And I won't let her go through it alone."

Suddenly, he turns his attention as he senses three familiar energies. Standing on the Lookout is Goku and Raditz. Goku sets Gohan down as they come running over. Ranch gasps and covers her mouth, shocked at seeing the state of her oldest cousin.

"Goku? What happened?!" Krillin asks.

"Just a cheap shot from Vegeta," Goku asks, "But that damn warlock somehow managed to get into Gohan's mind. He fought it though, he's tougher than I gave him credit for. It's great to see you two aren't statues anymore. You can thank Raditz for taking care of Dabura and fixing that."

Dende smiles at Goku, "I see you made friends with the Yardrats."

Goku smiles in return, "How's Shin?"

"We don't know," Kami says, "But he might not be able to return to the fight. His battle with Buu was incredibly intense. And, Vegeta, well…"

"I know, Raditz told me," Goku says. Dende goes up to Gohan and puts his hands out. He opens his eyes, blinking, smiling as he sees Dende.

"Thanks," Gohan says, sitting up. He then frowns.

"How much do you remember?" Raditz asks him. Glumly, Gohan looks at his uncle.

"All of it," Gohan says, hanging his head in shame, "This is all my fault. If only…"

"Easy, Gohan," Goku says, placing a hand on his son's shoulder, "You get angry when you get excited about a fight, that's all. If we knew what Babidi was capable of, we'd have asked you and Vegeta to stay behind. And besides, that wasn't you."

"Those things I said...Dad…."

"You don't have to say anything, son. Besides, you gave me a better fight than what I hoped for today!" Goku says, trying to cheer his son up, "You've gotten so strong, I'm so proud of you."

"Goku," Kami says, "I don't mean to interrupt, but time is of the essence now. You have less than a day left."

"Yeah, that's true, but to be honest...I'm not sure how much of a difference I'll make against Buu," Goku says honestly. Krillin gasps.

"What? Don't say that, you're Goku for crying out loud!" Krillin protests.

"No, I think Kakarot is right," Raditz says, "Vegeta became stronger than any of us, and from what I sensed...even a full power, suicidal attack won't even harm that monster. It was probably the second greatest power this universe has seen, and we might as well have been throwing spitballs at him!"

"What options do we have then?!" Krillin asks, his panic growing.

"Well...the Other World isn't that bad of a place…" Goku says, half-serious. Kami laughs at that.

"Some Guardian I turned out to be!" Dende says, joining in, "Destroyed by an oversized cream puff!"

They all laugh together, except Ranch, who is not amused by the gallows humor. Suddenly, the sky turns black, catching everyone's attention.

"The Dragon Balls!" Dende says, "Why now of all times?!"

"That has to be Mom," Gohan says. He looks at his father, "She keeps them under lock and key - mainly to prevent people like Freeza, or how Vegeta and Nappa were, from getting their hands on them. Also to save for a 'rainy day' as she put it."

"That's it...maybe we can use them to destroy Buu!" Krillin says.

"You better think fast, we don't have much time until she makes a wish!" Kami says.

"I'll be right back," Goku says, using the Instant Transmission.

***

"Alright," Bulma says, looking up at Shenron.

"Bulma, wait!" Yamcha says, "How about we only bring back the good people?"

"That's not a bad idea," Bulma says, "Hell, we should've done that with Cell. Shenron, our first wish is for you to revive everyone killed today, except the bad people!"

"It's...really a dragon!" Videl says, her eyes wide in awe.

"Yeah, no kidding…" 17 says. He turns to his sister, "Sis...did you know about this?"

18 shrugs, "My husband used the wish to get the bombs out of our bodies."

"You don't say? I should send him a cake, or something…" 17 says.

Shenron's eyes glow, and the dragon speaks. "YOUR FIRST WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED! NOW, SPEAK YOUR SECOND WISH!"

"Any ideas?" Bulma asks, looking at everyone else.

"Well…" Oolong begins, but suddenly, Goku appears.

"Guys, don't!" Goku says.

"Don't what?" Yamcha asks, "We already brought back-"

"I'm too late…" Goku says, closing his eyes. "Dende, can you hear me?"

Yes, Goku.

"They already used the first wish!"

In that case, simply dismiss Shenron. That way you only have to wait four months instead of the full year.

"Right!"

"Is he...talking to himself?" 17 asks.

"Buddy, the less questions you ask about this family, the happier you'll be. Trust me," Nappa says.

"Hey, Shenron! That's all we need for now! See you in four months!" Goku says.

"SO BE IT! FAREWELL!"

They watch as Shenon disappears. Angrily, Bulma looks at her husband.

"Son! Just what the hell was that about?!" she demands.

"I'll explain later, but we have to get out of here, now! Get Mom and Dad!"

"I tried to, they don't want to leave! They said if things get rough, to just wish them back whenever when the Dragon Balls!" Bulma says.

"Right. Yamcha...what about Chi-Chi and Yamchi?" Goku asks, then turning to Videl and 17, "What about the two of you?"

"I guess Dr. Briefs has it right...I've never seen you this worried, so I guess if it is bad, they'll have to wait four months anyway…" Yamcha says, hanging his head.

"My dad might not be a fighter," Videl begins, "But he's insanely lucky and resourceful...he'll be okay."

17 only shrugs.

"Okay," Goku says, "Everyone, grab onto me."

They all do so, and with the use of the Instant Transmission, they're off.

"So that's what we're up against," Kami finishes, explaining to the new arrivals. Maron steps away, tears pouring from her eyes, while Oolong sits down. He looks up at Goku.

"You get one day back, Goku...and this crap happens. Seriously, did you plan this?!" Oolong asks.

Goku gives a nervous smile and scratches his head.

"Come on, Oolong, if Kakarot wasn't here, then we'd all be screwed right now," Nappa says.

"You gotta have something in mind!" Yamcha says.

"Honestly...I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel on this one," Goku says. Suddenly, Krillin turns around, his eyes wide with excitement.

"I know!" he looks at Kami, "If you got this strong by absorbing Piccolo...what if you absorbed a few more Namekians? You'd be unbeatable then!"

Kami only looks at Krillin, "Even if I allowed such a thing, which I won't, my situation was a bit different, since Kami and Piccolo were once me. It's true, I would gain strength, but not nearly as much, and there's only a hundred or so Namekians left. I would need many more to stand a chance against Buu; Namekian fusion simply doesn't work like that, Krillin."

"Fusion!" Goku says, standing up suddenly, "That's it! I learned this little trick in the Other World, where two people can join together to become an even stronger one!"

"Metamoran fusion, of course!" Dende says.

"Is it difficult?" Raditz asks, hopeful.

"Nah, you just have to learn a little dance, do it right...except…" Goku says.

"Except what?" Raditz presses.

"Well...both the people doing it have to be roughly the same size, and have the exact same power levels."

"So...I guess that means I'm out," Raditz says. Goku shrugs.

"I guess it's you and me, Dad," Gohan says. Suddenly, Kibito lands on the lookout.

"Kibito!" Goku says.

"Where is the Lord of Lords?" he asks quickly. Kami points to where they put Shin, and escorts him to it.

"That was one of those weird guys that fought in the tournament," Yamcha says, "So it really is that serious…"

A moment later, Shin, Kami and Kibito emerge, walking up to Goku.

"I...need to take Gohan somewhere. Somewhere safe," he says.

"Why? He and Kakarot were planning to fuse to fight Buu!" Raditz says.

"Fuse? I'm...not sure if that will work, but I do know another way," Shin says, he looks at Gohan, "You need to come with me."

"Wait, Shin, what's going on?" Goku asks.

"I need to train him so he'll become the warrior he's destined to be, the warrior we need," the Supreme Kai says.

"Will it be enough to destroy Buu?" Gohan asks. Shin nods.

"Well, if it's guaranteed to work...I guess we should do it!" Goku says.

"You're sure, Dad?" Gohan asks.

"Not really," Goku says with a grin, "But the problem with fusing with me is, well...I'm dead!"

"But you have most of the day! We weren't gone that long, Kakarot!" Raditz says.

"That's true, but if I were just fighting normally, it'd be fine. Having to resort to things like Super Saiyan burns up the time I have left - like I'm borrowing from time to keep going. The two of us would be incredibly strong, but I don't know long it could be sustained…" Goku explains.

"In other words," Bulma says, understanding, "Even if you and this Buu were equals...you could only fight him for a short time before you got sent back."

"Yep!" Goku says, he then turns to Shin, "How long will his training take?"

Shin and Kibito look at each other. "We...didn't take that into account," Shin says.

"We have a somewhat different perception on time," Kibito explains, "We...have much longer lifespans."

"In any case, we should begin," Shin says. He touches both Gohan and Kibito.

"Wait," Goku says, coming forward. He smiles at his son, "I might not see you for a long time, Gohan, but just remember...I love you, and I'm proud of, son. If anybody can defeat Majin Buu, you can."

Gohan moves forward a bit and hugs his father, "Thank you, Dad. I will beat the bastard, for everyone." He then steps back, rejoining Shin and Kibito.

"KAIKAI!" Shin yells, and the three vanish.

"It's a good thing he's a quick learner," Nappa says, "Still...I don't think it would hurt to have a Plan B, you know?"

"Yeah, if anything to at least buy time for Gohan," Goku says.

"Pardon me," Mr. Popo says, "But you said those undergoing the fusion ritual must be of similar size and strength? Perhaps two of the children?"

"Yeah, of course!" Goku says, "How long before Goten and Trunks wake up? They need to get this down as soon as possible."

"'They'?!" Raditz asks, shocked, "Kakarot, aren't you forgetting someone?" He nudges Ranch.

"Oh…" Goku says, "Well...I'm not sure if this will work if it's a boy and a girl. I really don't want to leave it up to chance…"

"I can fight, too!" Ranch says in disbelief.

"We won't know unless they try! She's the oldest, she has more fighting experience! Ranch only lost to Goten because she was overconfident - she's a Saiyan, and a damn strong one at that! Can you blame her?" Raditz protests.

"Dad…" Ranch says, clearly upset at her uncle, "It's cool. I don't even care anymore. Just let them get on with it." she says, stepping away. Frustrated, Raditz gives a dirty look to Goku, his anger rising, and chases after his daughter. There's a small awkward silence on the Lookout.

"...So what does this dance entail?" Nappa asks.

"Right…" Goku says, "Kami, I want you to mirror my moves. Nappa, watch exactly what I do. It's going to be up to you two to make sure those boys get the dance down."

In a small seculded area, Ranch sits, sulking and shaking her head.

"Honey...I'm sorry, your uncle is being a bit stubborn and stupid," Raditz says. Ranch looks up at her father.

"No, it's alright," she says, motining for him to come closer. She smiles and begins to whisper in his ear. Raditz chuckles.

"Good thinking...just stay sharp, okay?" Raditz says, giving his daughter a hug and rejoining the rest of the group.

"Sniveling twerps," Babidi says as he and Buu stop on the outskirts of a city, "Let's see just how loyal the people of this world are to their champions now." Babidi closes his eyes for a moment and begins to smile, "Attention people of Earth! I am the warlock Babidi! Don't waste your time looking for me, I'm speaking directly into your minds by magic! I have happend to have a terrible day, particularly due to five jerks, and I want you to help me find them. Close your eyes if you don't believe me, and behold a terrible vision! This fellow right here is the great and powerful Majin Buu! The five I am after know who they are, and if they don't show themselves at one, he will destroy this fine little city!"

Babidi waits a moment, but then grins, "Very well. Buu, kill all of them, but make it neat!"

"BOO!" Buu shouts, as the people of the city begin floating in the air, shocked at what is transpiring, "TURN INTO CANDY!"

Everyone does just that, and Buu inhales each and everyone of the, chewing happily, and finishing with a rather loud belch.

"It's irresponsible to leave an empty city like around, right when nature can flourish. Buu, clean it up!"

Buu nods and quickly destroys the entire city. Babidi laughs.

"Now, if you don't believe me...just ask someone close by. All of you can hear me! Now, pay attention as I send another vision. These are the five I want! I want you tell me where they are, otherwise you shall enjoy your fate as a snack for my minion! Oh, and if you want to contact me, simply think of me. So, pick up that phone, I'm always home, call me any time! I am now accepting callers!"

Babidi smiles again, "Oh? We have news already. Please, go ahead, and don't be shy!"

"Uh...I was part of the staff that that big tournament today...the one on Papaya Island. Those five were registered in the battle. The green guy goes by hero, the girl's name is Ranch, the one that looks like Goku is Son Goten, the kid with the pink hair is called Trunks, and the midget is called Krillin!"

Babidi frowns, "Who cares what their names are?! Where do they live?"

"Uh…"

"Wrong answer!" Babidi yells. The world watches in horror as the official's head explodes, being popped like a pimple.

"No more crank calls! I'm far too busy for that crap! Buu and I are on a world tour, you see, so if you don't want us to visit your town...you best tell me where these people live!"

The two continue to fly off, looking for their next target.

"Where are we?" Gohan says, looking around in amazement, looking up at several moons in the sky.

"My home," Shin says, while Kibito sneers.

"This is the Sacred World of the Kais. Mortals are forbidden here," Kibito says, "Consider yourself honored."

"Ah," Gohan says, "Well, we don't have any time to waste. What kind of training did you have in mind?"

"I want you to kill Majin Buu using the Z-Sword," Shin says, "I believe only you would be able to wield it."

"The Z-Sword?!" Kibito shouts, while Gohan is a bit confused, "No mortal can use that sword! How many gods tried and failed?"

"While you were dead, Kibito," Shin begins, I saw firsthand just how powerful these Saiyans are, thanks to the magic of Babidi. Ironic, he only furthered our own cause with that."

"But that sword…" Kibito protests.

"He should at least try," Shin says.

"Fine," Kibito says, "But first, if he will be on the Sacred World of the Kais, he can at least dress in a more respectful manner!" With that, Kibito shoots out a beam, and Gohan looks down, seeing his damage orange gi has been transformed into garb resembling that of Kibito and Shin.

"Huh," Gohan says, "Hey, if we have the time, can you teach me that? Kami knows it, and it seems to be very practical!"

"Perhaps," Shin says with a smile, "Follow me."

They fly a short distance, landing on a small plateau, where the hilt of a sword sticks out. "There it is," Shin says, "Many have tried, none have succeeded. For seventy-five million years it's sat there."

"Seventy-five million?!" Gohan says, astonished, "And you couldn't find one person in this whole universe to do the job?!"

"I'm afraid the person that put it there was likely the only one that could do it," Shin says.

"A sword stuck in the ground that nobody can pull out," Gohan says, "So, if I do this, do I get your job or something?"

Kibito seems shocked, but Shin only smiles, "Only tremendous power, I'm afraid."

"Well, let's give it a shot," Gohan says.

***

"What do you mean, Dad's dead?" Trunks says as he begins to cry. Goten is shocked by the news as well.

"You can mourn later, we don't have time for crying!" Goku shouts, "Learn this, and you'll avenge Vegeta, got it?!"

"What's…'avenge' mean?" Goten asks.

"Revenge! Getting even! Settling the score! PAYBACK!" Goku says.

"Oh!" Goten says, realizing what his dad's getting at.

"Now, it's only a matter of time before Babidi and Buu find this place, so we have to start right now!" Goku says.

"Perhaps the Room of Spirit and Time will be better suited for teaching this technique," Kami suggests.

"No," Goku says, "They can only go in twice in their lifetime...and I've already been in twice. They're half-Saiyan, they'll catch on quick. Now, Trunks, I want you to watch Nappa. Goten, pay attention to Kami, got it?"

***

Gohan grunts and struggles, giving everything he has to pull out the Z-Sword, but without any luck. "That's really in there," Gohan says.

"Hmph," Kibito says. "I thought as much."

"Well, let me give it another shot," Gohan says, powering up to Super Saiyan 2.

"That won't make any difference," Kibito says plainly, but Shin only smiles. "You really expect a mortal to do what a god can't?"

Gohan pulls out that sword with all his might, and suddenly, he goes flying into the sky, with the Z-Sword in his hand, albeit still hanging low. Kibito's eyes go wide, his face one of complete surprise. Gohan takes heavy breaths as he lands, turning normal again.

"So, what do you think, Gohan?" Shin says as Gohan tries to give the sword a few swings.

"It's damn heavy," Gohan says, "But I don't feel any different…"

"Really?" Shin says, surprised.

"You're sure this will help me defeat Buu?"

"Of course it will!" Kibito says, "You only need to learn to fight with it! Let me show you how it's done!"

"By all means," Gohan says, struggling to hand the sword to Kibito. The attendant tries to hold it, but it goes slamming into the ground several inches. Kibito only looks it. "Well, you're the one that has to use it, not me."

"Okay," Goku says, "Now, you'll only be able to stay that way for about half an hour. Then you'll both turn back to normal, and you won't be able to use it for awhile."

"That isn't much time," Nappa says.

"If they do this right, they won't need that much time!" Goku says with confidence, "That's how powerful this is! Alright, both of you, turn Super Saiyan, now!"

Goten does so, but Trunks only glares at Goku. "What were you doing when Dad got killed?"

"I was knocked out," Goku says.

"Knocked out? You weren't by Buu! Aren't you supposed to be strong? Why should I trust you?"

"Hey, knock it off, kid!" Nappa says, "Do you have any idea what this guy has done for this world?"

"It's fine, Nappa," Goku says, "There's no way I can beat Buu, but both of them together might be able to."

Suddenly, a voice enters their minds.

"Hello again, Earthlings! Buu and I have found an even bigger city. If Hero and those four other runts don't show themselves, it will be reduced to nothing!"

"He's talking about us!" Trunks says, worried.

"You can see it if you close your eyes!" Goten exclaims.

"No, don't look!" Kami says, "It's better that way!"

"Oh well, nobody wants to lend a hand. Buu...turn them into chocolate."

Trunks and Goten look at one another in horror.

"There, all done. I'm afraid Buu's a bit stuffed, though, so we'll simply blow up the next town."

Hey morons, this is Trunks!

And I'm Goten!

"Ah, wonderful. Two out of five."

I want you to know, soon, we're going to kill both of you! Trunks thinks.

"Idiot, stop talking to him, you'll give away our position!" Kami yells.

"Hey, where are you? You cowards, come out here!"

"Now, both of you, go Super Saiyan," Goku says. The boys do so, "Good, go full power."

Goku watches, "That's all?"

"They're kids, Kakarot!" Nappa says.

"Yeah...Trunks is a bit stronger, their ki has to be exactly the same. Trunks, lower your energy a little to match Goten. Too much...raise a bit more….a bit more...there, remember that feeling. Now, go back to normal."

The boys revert. "Now, raise your energy as much as you can, but don't go Super Saiyan this time. It might be a little trickier if you're in the state.

"Ah, it seems that both of those boys live at the Capsule Corporation complex in West City. I'll give you one guess where we're visiting next!"

"Damn it!" Trunks says in frustration, "Who told him?!"

"Grandma...grandpa…" Goten says as a tear forms.

"Son!" Bulma says, coming over, "Did you hear him?!"

"Don't worry, the Dragon Balls, remember?"

"I know that, but the Dragon Radar!"

"Oh….shit," Goku says, "We'll never find the Dragon Balls without it!"

"And I can't build a spare up here!" Bulma says.

"One thing after another," Raditz says to himself. I only wanted to see my damn brother today…

"I'll get it!" Nappa says, volunteering.

"No, Nappa, you won't make it in time!" Goku says. He looks at the boys, "Goten, do you know where it is?"

Goten shakes his head, but Trunks speaks up, "I do! Gohan showed me where it was!"

"Good," Goku says, "I'm going to try to stall Buu and Babidi. Trunks, race their as fast as you can, full power, then come back here, got it?"

"Got it!" Trunks says, turning Super Saiyan and taking off.

***

"Slow down a little, I'm falling off, you moron!" Babidi complains. Suddenly, to their surprise, Goku appears in front of them. Buu stops.

"Hey, what's up?" Goku says.

"Oh, you're still alive?" Babidi says, "No matter."

"Looks like we underestimated you," Goku says, "I didn't think Buu could be so powerful."

Buu giggles at the complement.

"Of course he is, my father made him. Anyway, we're quite busy, why are you here? Come to tell me where my targets are?"

"No way," Goku says, "One's my kid, one's my niece, and one's my best friend. But I'll promise you this, Babidi, two of them will show themselves, but you have to be patient. All this death won't do any good!"

"You're up to something, aren't you?" Babidi says.

"Yep," Goku says, "Right now, they're training to defeat you."

"Beat me? You mean 'beat Buu'. Let them train for a thousand years, nothing can defeat the invincible Majin Buu!" Babidi exclaims, "Tell them to come now, or the killing continues!"

"I thought you'd say that, so I guess I just have to stall you," Goku says.

"Buu, take care of this clown, just like you did with Vegeta," Babidi commands.

"Hmm," Buu says, thinking about it.

"Hey Buu, there's something I don't get," Goku says, "If you're that strong, why are you taking orders from a weasel like Babidi?"

Buu thinks for a moment.

"Shut up!" Babidi says in a panic, "Buu is my servant, of course he takes my orders!"

Buu turns around, glaring at Babidi. "What's that look for?! Do you want me to seal you away?!"

"You seal Buu...he kill you." Buu says smugly.

Damnit! He's getting smarter too quickly! Babidi thinks.

"But Buu hate good guys. Buu still kill him," Buu says. Babidi breathes a sigh of relief.

"Well, I guess I don't have a choice," Goku says.

"Earthlings, watch what happens to your champion when he defies me!"

Goku turns Super Saiyan. I don't want to do this if I don't have to.

"Trunks! What are you doing! Stop screwing around and get the radar!"

"What?" Babidi asks, "Who are you talking to, and what is this business about a radar?"

"Don't worry, it's not your problem," Goku says.

Babidi laughs, "Maybe you're scared you're hallucinating."

"Perhaps," Goku says. I still need to buy more time. Guess I have to give them a real show.

He turns back to his normal form.

"Why you go down?" Buu asks, "You no play?"

"We'll get to that," Goku says, "First, I thought I'd take a minute to teach you a thing or two about Super Saiyan, starting with the basics."

"Super...Saiya-jin?" Buu asks.

"Don't bother with it," Babidi says, "I never asked you to explain anything."

"You're going to love this," Goku says, "Trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state."

He powers up, "This is a Super Saiyan. And this..." Goku says, and he powers up again, "This is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended past a Super Saiyan. Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan Two."

Buu nods, understanding.

"Ho hum," Babidi says, unimpressed. "What a useless transformation. You changed your hair, so what?"

Goku chuckles, "Just wait."

***

On the Lookout, everyone has their eyes closed, observing the battle about to unfold.

"Has he really found a way to surpass an ascended Saiyan?" Kami wonders aloud, "Is that possible?"

"He must be bluffing. I mean, what would that make him? 'Double Ascended?' " Krillin asks.

"And this…"

"What's he doing?!" Master Roshi cries out.

Goku begins to power up even more…"...is to go….EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!"

Goku begins to power up to a colossal level, yelling like mad.

***

"No, stop it Goku!" King Kai yells, obviously worried, "If you do this now, it's going to drain away all the time you have left on Earth! And I'd say you need every second of it as it is!"

***

Clouds move quickly towards the source of Goku's power, and the entire planet begins to shake like mad. Babidi is shocked at what he's witnessing, as is the rest of the world.

***

In the sky, Trunks stops for a moment, "What's going on? Goten's dad is putting out even more energy than before! ... I should go, I don't want to get yell at again!"

***

And this point, hurricane force winds begin affecting parts of the world. Buildings begin to buckle, windows shatter across the Earth.

***

"STOP IT!" King Kai yells, "STOP IT NOW, GOKU!"

***

Soon power outages become common as electronic devices explode by the sheer energy Goku's putting out. In a secluded area, Tien and Chiaotzu, now revived and free from Babidi's control, only watch as their former ally gives it his all.

"It feels like the whole world is shaking apart!" Tien says, "What is he doing, if Goku doesn't stop this, the whole world is going to be destroyed!"

***

Brilliant, golden light emits from Goku, nearly overwhelming both Babidi and Buu. Babidi looks at the being in front of him: Son Goku, his hair much longer, his muscle mass increased, and a deadly look in his eye. Electricity crackles around his body. Everyone watching gasps.

"I'm sorry that took longer than the others, but I haven't much occasion to practice this one. This is what I call 'Super Saiyan Three'."

Buu hums in approval.

***

"There's a Super Saiyan 3 now?" Master Roshi wonders.

On the Supreme World of the Kai's, Gohan stops his practice. He looks up to the sky, while Kibito and Shin stare in complete surprise.

"Do you feel that? If I didn't know better, I'd say that's my dad, but that's crazy…" Gohan says.

"It is Goku, I don't know how...but it's him."

"No," Kibito says, "A Saiyan's power can't be felt this far away!"

"No, it really is," Gohan says, "But that's….not a good thing."

***

Goku stares Buu down.

"Buu not scared of you!" Buu yells.

"Yes, I agree, this is ridiculous," Babidi says, "Give him a haircut, Buu!"

"Give me your best shot!" Goku says.

"The whole world will watch as Buu destroys you!"

Trunks...move your ass. Goku thinks as he begins his assault. Babidi watches in horror as he just how strong Goku has become, but Buu only takes each blow, and as Goku stops, the monster grins.

I didn't hurt him at all! And now he's using Vegeta's attacks. He's smarter than he looks.

Goku attacks again, but it's no use in spite of his absolute best effort as Buu only absorbs each attack. Finally, in desperation, Goku pulls his arm back, pulling in as much energy as he can, and fires off a massive Super Kamehameha, right at Buu. But as impressive as it is, it only blows a hole through him, which quickly regenerates.

"Oh, that tickle!" Buu says, grinning. He pulls his arms back himself.

You have got to be kidding me! Goku thinks to himself. He watches as Buu indeed fires off a Super Kamehameha of his own at Goku. Moving quickly, Goku deflects the blast down on to Earth, creating a massive explosion. Babidi laughs.

"Oh, I bet that destroyed a tenth of the planet!" the warlock says, "Aren't you supposed to save people?"

"Buu doesn't look it, but he sure is smart," Goku says, "You learn pretty fast." Trunks' energy is moving fast again. He must have found it and he's on his way back to the Lookout.

With that, Goku reverts to his normal state, breathing deeply. Buu and Babidi stare at him.

"Why you turn back? Buu having fun! Buu want more!"

"I'm honored, Buu,' Goku says honestly, "But I don't have time to keep playing with you. I'm going back."

"What?" Babidi protests, "You don't get to drop a challenge to Buu and leave alive! Punish him for me, Buu!"

"Babidi," Goku says, "Two of the people you're looking for will come in two days," Goku says, "Just wait. Stop this madness, I only want you wait for two days, okay?"

"They strong?" Buu asks, wondering.

"Why should I?" Babidi says, "Maybe we'll kill more people out of spite!"

"Too bad, it would have been a lot of fun for Buu," Goku says, smiling, "And FYI, I've spent a lot of time in the Other World. I'll do you a solid make sure you get a really warm reception when you go to Hell."

Goku raises his index finger to his forehead and vanishes.

"He's gone?!" Babidi asks aloud, "What was the point of all that?!"

The warlock turns to Buu, "This is your fault, you fat idiot! He must be nearby. Go, look for him!"

Buu only floats, his anger growing. "Didn't you hear me, lard ass? I said move!"

"Master Babidi…" Buu says, turning with a smile, "I have an idea."

'I'? He learns fast! Babidi thinks.

"You? An idea? That's rich," Babidi says, "Well let's hear it."

Suddenly, Buu reaches out and grabs the warlock by the neck, choking him.

"Can't talk? Babidi can't say magic words. See what I learned? Now I don't need you!" Buu says.

Babidi's eyes go wide as with a blast of energy, he blows the warlock's head off. Now free from his master, Buu heads towards West City…

"Babidi is gone," Kami says, "Perhaps without him, Buu will cease this activity."

Just as he says that, he gasps, "...perhaps not," Kami says, hanging his head. "I suppose it was too much to hope for."

"Yeah, now it's actually worse," Goku says.

"At this rate, Buu will destroy the planet before he's done," Raditz says, looking off the lookout. He watches as there's a flash of light in the distance as a mushroom cloud rises.

"No," Goku says, "He knows someone's coming for him in two days that's stronger than me. Buu seemed pretty happy about that. I know it seems like malice, but the guy's….just playing...in his own way."

"A way that kills everyone," Kami says.

"I do feel bad for everyone down there," Krillin says.

"We should drill the kids as much as we can," Nappa says, "They have to get that fusion trick down."

"Yep," Goku says, "I don't have much time left."

"Of course, the energy thing," Raditz says, "But at least show us how to reach that new level. It might give us another edge! Someone like me fighting alongside a fused Saiyan - it would be enough to defeat Buu!"

"I'd love to, Raditz," Goku says, turning to his brother, "But I don't think you can just learn it while you're alive. Things are different in the Other World; you won't rip your body apart by the sheer power of it."

"Couldn't Dende heal you? Wouldn't that get you back the time you need?" Raditz suggest.

"No," a voice says. They turn to see Fortuneteller Baba floating on the Lookout, "You got thirty minutes, Goku. Best make them count."

"That's all?!" Goku says, surprised.

"I'm afraid so," she says.

"And Trunks isn't even back yet...that's a shame," Goku says.

"So…" Nappa asks, "One thing I'm confused about...why didn't you break that out sooner? I bet you could have ended it in ten minutes!"

"Well, what I did was take a big risk, Nappa," Goku says, "Besides, I'm dead. The world can't rely on me forever, you know? It's time for the next generation to take the reigns."

"You picked one hell of a time to pass that torch," 17 says, speaking up.

Maron approaches Goku, "Goku," she begins, "When you go back...please...tell Vegeta I love him. For me."

Goku gives her a quick hug, "You bet."

They turn as Trunks lands, gasping, holding the Dragon Radar, "That'll be fifty Zeni, rush job, you know?"

"Good work," Raditz says.

"Now...you ready?" Goku asks.

"Yes, sir!" Goten and Trunks answer in unison, to Goku's surprise.

"Guess Super Saiyan 3 made them obedient," Nappa says, "That's the real miracle here, Kakarot!"

For the remaining half hour, while Buu rampages, Goku, Kami and Nappa do everything they can to teach the Fusion Dance to Goten and Trunks. While this happens, Ranch watches, her power level hidden, observing the ritual, and remembering.

"One more minute," Baba says. Goku stops at looks at everyone else.

"Brother…" Raditz says sadly. Goku smiles at him.

"You were great today," Goku says, giving him a hug. He says his farewell to everyone, even Ranch as she comes out, hugging Trunks, Ranch, Launch, Daikon, Muuli, Goten, Nappa, Krillin, Oolong, Puar, Maron and Yamcha. He gives a respectful bow to Master Roshi, Dende, Mr. Popo and Kami, a nod to 18, and a handshake to 17.

"It was great seeing you in action finally, with my own eyes," 17 says, "Maybe one day we can fight alongside together."

"That'd be nice," Goku says, smiling. He looks at Bulma, with tears in her eyes. He goes up to her and kisses her on the cheek, "You know, it's just occurred to me that this is our anniversary. Of when I told you I loved you…"
"Huh? Wow, it really is, isn't it?" Bulma says, hugging her husband, "Please, Son….don't go. I can't lose you again."

"Don't worry," Goku says, "Goten and Gohan will take care of you. We'll meet again, Bulma. It just might be awhile. Or a couple days...but either way...we'll be together again."

He gives her a big hug, and the two kiss. He wipes a tear away from Bulma's eye, and turns and looks at Videl, "Take care of Gohan for me. Say hi to your dad for me, too."

Videl nods. "It's time," Baba says. Goku nods. He flies up with her, but turns down to his friends and family.

"Bye everyone! See all of you again when you die!" he says, as they watch him leave.

Fortuneteller Baba and Goku stop at the check-in station. "Well, you know the routine," she says, riding off.

"Thanks, Baba!" Goku yells, running into the station. He stops as he reaches the desk of King Yemma.

"Goku? I'm a bit busy today," the ogre king says, "What the hell's going on down there?"

"I told you a giant pink blob was destroying everything, but nobody wants to lesson to a condemned man," a familiar voice says. Goku turns and sees Vegeta, stepping away from a crystal ball.

"Oh, hey, Vegeta!" Goku says. Vegeta only glares at his old rival.

"You just had to take it to the next level, didn't you, Kakarot?"

Goku shrugs, "Well, what did you want me to do? I mean, Buu's destroying Earth anyway…"

"That's not what I mean! I'm dead, and after this little business with Buu's done, I get to go down below. But you just had to show me up, didn't?" Vegeta says angrily.

"Down below?" Goku says.

"I'm literally going to Hell, idiot. I'm only up here thanks to that little stunt I pulled before I died. They said I could stay until Buu's dead or the Earth is destroyed, then it's off I go."

"Oh…" Goku says, turning to King Yemma. "Hey, King Yemma? Are you sure Vegeta has to go to Hell? I mean, I know he hasn't lived the best life...but he's really turned over a new leaf!"

"Sorry, Goku, rules are rules," King Yemma says, "I'm already bending a few as it is. But...if you can find a way to bring him back to life, I'll allow it. The guy's probably going to enjoy the place."

"Enjoy Hell?" Goku asks.

"Sure, Vegeta will be in good company. I'm sure he'll be happy to see the likes of Freeza and Cell again."

Vegeta perks up at this and smiles, "Really? And tell me, can I fight them every day?"

"It's not like you'll kill them...though, once you get reincarnated, it's over," Yemma says.

"Well, this might not be so bad," Vegeta says.

"Well...I've got a few things to do, but I hope you get brought back to life, Vegeta! Oh, Maron loves you!" Goku says, flying up. Vegeta shakes his head. We're both dead and Kakarot's as happy as ever. This really is Hell…

Flying above the clouds of the station, Goku closes his eyes and smiles. "Gotcha," he says, putting his finger to his head.

Gohan continues his practice, making pretty good progress wielding the Z-Sword, that is until his balance is thrown off as he sees Goku appear before him.

"Dad?!" Gohan says, "What are you doing here?"

"Well, I've got nothing but time now," Goku says, "Why are you dressed like that?"

"Long story," Gohan says, "What was that earlier? I could feel your ki from here."

"Really? Wow, that form is stronger than I thought…" Goku says, "I'll show you in a bit."

"Blasphemy!" Kibito cries out, "Another mortal on this planet! Is nothing sacred? It's even the name of the world, for crying out loud!"

"Easy, Kibito," Shin says, stepping forward, "He can stay here as an honored guest."

"Dad, what's happening on Earth?" Gohan asks. Goku explains the entire situation to him.

"That bad...wait, has it been a day already? How long have I been practicing? I don't even feel tired!" Gohan says.

"No...I just burned up too much energy," Goku says, "I had to come back a lot earlier then I thought."

"Oh...so...you're really gone then?" Gohan asks. Goku shrugs, "Well, I'm here now, and I don't have to worry about time anymore. Though…hey, Lord of Lords? You have any food? I'm starving!"

"He's dead, how can be starving?" Kibito asks quietly. Shin looks at Kibito and shrugs.

"Sure thing," Shin says, "I think a break is in order,"

"Nice," Goku says. He takes a look at the Z-Sword, "Uh, can I see that sword, son?"

"Sure, Dad," Gohan says, holding it out, "But I should warn you that -"

Gohan watches as his father struggles with the Z-Sword, "Holy crap, this is heavy!"

"Come on, Dad, let's go get something to eat."

***

Buu's reign of random terror continued on Earth for the next day. On the Lookout, bright and early, Kami woke both Goten and Trunks. "It's time," he says, "Hurry up and eat. There's no telling when Buu could arrive."

The children do so, and everyone gathers outside the Guardian's Palace to watch the two Saiyans. "Wait," Kami says, shooting an energy beam out of his finger onto the tile, making two marks, "Start there."

"Remember, guys," Nappa says, "Everyone's counting on you."

The boys nod and begin the dance.

"Fuuuu…"

"sion….HA!"

The index fingers of both Trunks and Goten meet, and there's a brilliant flash of light. Once it fades, everyone gasps at what they see: A figure about the same height of trunks, wearing white gi pants, with a long, teal belt, and a dark vest, complete with washboard abs. It smiles at them, it's short, spiked hair pink on the sides, and dark on the middle.

"Ta-da!" he says.

"I can hear both of them!" Raditz says in amazement.

"Well, duh, what you'd expect?" he replies.

"What should we call you? Trunten?" Krillin asks.

"Nah, that sounds dumb. How about, 'Gotenks'?" he says.

"Gotenks...Goten plus Trunks...makes sense," Krillin replies.

"Then Gotenks it is! Now…" Gotenks says.

"Excellent," Kami says.

"Is this thing really capable of beating Buu?" Yamcha asks.

"Can't you feel the tempest of ki, Yamcha?" Roshi asks, "They've truly done it! He feels stronger than Goku when he went beyond an ascended Super Saiyan!"

"Next," Kami says, "You shall try it as Super Saiyans."

"Nah, screw that," Gotenks says, "This right here is enough to take on Buu."

"No, it's not!" Kami says, "You haven't fought Buu, I have!

"Whoa, chill out, Big Green," Gotenks says.

"Big...Green?" Kami asks, shocked by the attitude being displayed.

"I'll show you how strong I am by bringing back Buu's corpse!" Gotenks proclaims, flying off.

"No, come back! Idiot!" Kami screams in frustration. "I thought a half-Saiyan was easier to deal with than a full one…"

"Well, I guess with two half-Saiyans, you get a whole one…" Nappa says.

A short time later, Gotenks returns, noticeably beaten up.

"Jeez, you look like you got hit by a truck, "Krillin says, "And then it backed up to finish the job!"

"It hurts!" Gotenks complains, but Ranch only shakes her head, with a small, satisfied smirk. Dende walks over to heal them, when suddenly the two split. Goten and Trunks look at one another.

"Now you see what you're up against! You'll spend today training, and then tomorrow you'll fight Buu! Fusion needs strength and control, and you just found out the hard way you lack both!" Kami yells.

"Wow, I've never seen you make such progress in just one day!" Goku says, watching as Gohan begins showing fine control with the Z-Sword.

"I'll admit, it's a lot easier now," Gohan says.

"Hey, how sharp do you think that sword is?" Goku asks. Gohan shrugs. "Let's find out!"

Goku picks up a huge boulder, and hoists it over his head, "Alright Gohan, let's give this a try, you ready?"

"Yeah," Gohan says, holding the sword in front of him.

"Wait,' Shin says, "I have a better idea." He points his finger at the boulder, and it turns into a solid, black cube.

"What is this?" Goku says, adjusting under the new weight.

"It's called 'Klangite'. It's the hardest metal in the universal. We'll test the Z-Sword on this."

"Alright," Gohan says, "I'm ready when you are, Dad!"

"Here it goes!" Goku says, giving the cube a toss. Gohan swings and makes a perfect connection with the cube...and watches as the Z-Sword breaks.

"Oh….fudge," Gohan says. Except it wasn't 'fudge'. Everyone looks at the shard of the Z-Sword in horror.

"That's the strongest sword ever!" Kibito shrieks.

"It was...legendary," Shin says simply, "The person using it should have limitless power!"

"Well…" Gohan says, "It did give me a good workout. Maybe it's power in a metaphorical sense?"

"Huh...you know, I had similar training with Korin when I was a kid. I had to catch some water from his staff. He said it would make me stronger, but the real thing was just being quick enough to catch it…" Goku says.

"Yes, maybe that's it!" Shin says, "And if you go Super Saiyan, after that workout, it will augment your power that much more!"

"I don't know if he's stronger that Buu, though," Goku says, wondering.

"You're both wrong!" a voice says. They turn around to see a short figure, the same race as Shin, except an elder.

"Who's that?" Goku asks. Shin and Kibito stare at this newcomer.

"I," he says, "am the Lord of Lords from several generations ago."

"The Lord of Lords…?!" Shin says in surprise.

"Yep," the Old Kai says, "You see, a very long time ago, a guy almost as bad as Buu sealed me away in that sword. I think he was scared of me."

"But who else is stronger than Buu?" Goku wonders. Shin and Kibito exchange a worried look. Shin puts his finger to his mouth, and Kibito nods.

"Well, if he's scared of you, let's have a little test, shall we?" Goku says, firing a ki blast at the Old Kai. The elder Lord of Lords is sent flying backwards, much to Goku's chagrin. Shin and Kibito run over to him.

"You idiot!" the Old Kai yells, "What was that for?!"

"Huh, guess he's not really strong," Goku says, disappointed. The Old Kai stands.

"There is more to life than strength! He wasn't afraid of that, he was afraid of my special power!" he explains, "Except now I'm not going to show you!"

"What?!" Goku says, "Come on, maybe we can do a deal. I know where I can get tons of girlie magazines!"

Goku...are you insane? Shin says to him telepathically.

"Who needs magazines when you have godly vision?! Any locker room, any beach and I can see all the girls I want!" the Old Kai says.

"He's a pervert…" Gohan says.

"What if I let you meet a real great woman? Or women! I know quite a few of them that are pretty hot!" Goku says suggestively.

"Dad, what are you thinking?" Gohan whispers to Goku.

"Hey, you think you could let him meet Videl?" Goku asks.

"She'll kill me!" Gohan says.

"Hmm. Hey, Old Kai...does it matter how old she is?" Goku asks.

"No, as long as she's cute!" he responds.

"Well...I may know three or four I could have Gohan introduce you two…"

Mentally, Gohan thinks of the women Goku is familiar with, and looks at his dad in shock.

"We'll set him up with Maron!" Goku says. Gohan breathes a sigh of relief, but then realizes the implications of that. Wonderful. If Dad can figure out a way to leave the Other World, I'm sure Vegeta will. Then we're all dead…

"Dad...I'm really not cool with this," Gohan says.

"Can this power be enough to defeat Buu?" Goku asks.

"I'm not sure," the Old Kai says, "But we'll say it'll improve the odds!"

"See Gohan? The price to save the universe is just a little flirting!" Goku says.

"But...Vegeta gave us his life to save her! He'll kill me!" Gohan protests.

"Alright," Goku says, not listening, "Help us out, and you can meet her," Goku says to the Old Kai, shaking his hand. Now, tell me about this power."

"Simply put," The Old Kai begins, "I can draw out hidden abilities beyond the normal limits of even the strongest warriors!"

"Oh…" Goku says, "Well...I mean...we've kind out found some new extremes recently…"

"We'll go even further beyond," The Old Kai says, "You, the one that had the sword, come here. If you can swing that sword like a stick, then you'll be the strongest in the universe by the time I'm done with you. Stand right there!"

Gohan does so, and looks at Goku awkwardly as the Old Kai does a strange dance around him.

"Uh...how long is this going to take?" Gohan asks.

"Five hours for the ritual itself," the Old Kai answers, "And another twenty to actually get the power-up!"

"Well…" Goku says, "I'm going to go take a nap."

***

"You sure about this, Mr. S?" the helicopter pilot says as it flies into the middle of nowhere, "This guy has leveled quite a few cities…"

"I'm not sure about anything anymore," Mr. Satan says, "But listen here. Why should Son Goku be the one to always put his butt on the line for us? He's not the only world champion around!"

"Whatever you say," the pilot says, "Okay, about a mile up ahead, I see a strange house. They say this is where Buu stopped, so I'm letting you down here. I don't want to get any closer to that freak than I have to."

"Fine," Mr. Satan responds. He grabs a duffel bag, and exits, keeping his head low, and beings the journey to the strange house where Buu resides. He peers through a window.

"BOO!" Buu shouts, sticking his head our. Mr. Satan yells and falls onto his rear. "You…" he says, chuckling, "you have me quite a scare! Mr. Buu, I presume?"

Buu nods and smiles. "What kind of candy do you want to be? Lollipop? Maybe Buu make you cookie!"

"Uh...I don't really want to be candy! In fact...I came to talk to you!"

"Talk with Buu?" Buu asks. Nervously, Mr. Satan nods. "But first, I have a little present for you.."

Mr. Satan reaches into his bag and pulls out a box. He takes it off, revealing a dozens chocolates. "Here! You turned that entire city into chocolate, so I figured why not?"

"Oh!" Buu says, grabbing one and eating it. He gets a big smile, "It's better than human chocolate!"

"Of course, it's gourmet!" Mr. Satan proclaims.

"What 'gourmet'?" Buu asks.

"It means it's expensive and tastes really good!" Mr. Satan says, "And next….here!"

Mr. Satan produces a small handheld video game system, "It's a video game! I'm not too good at those, but you're way stronger...and smarter...than me!"

"Oh!" Buu says, playing it happily. Mr. Satan breathes a sigh of relief. I knew it. This guy's not evil, he's just a big simpleton! Thank goodness I didn't try anything drastic...who knows what the hell he's capable of!

"You're fun!" Buu says happily, "Buu make you his servant!"

"Uh...thanks you?" Mr. Satan says. Buu produces a handful of candy.

"Here! Buu makes this from humans!"

"Uh...no thanks, Buu. I'm uh...a diabetic. Means I can't have too much sugar."

"Oh…" Buu says.

"Besides... I was wondering...why are you blowing up cities and turning people into candy?"

"Blowing up is fun! Candy tastes good!" Buu says.

"But if you blow up everything, and you eat everyone, nobody will be left!" Mr. Satan says, trying to reason with the creature.

"Hmmm," Buu says.

"Besides, humans don't turn people into candy, and we don't blow things up unless we have a good reason! It's not fun for us, it's just mean."

"Mean? Mean bad?" Buu asks. Mr. Satan nods in response. Please...let this work. "Buu...mean?"

"Well...some people, not me, of course, think so." Mr. Satan says.

"Hmm," Buu thinks.

And so, over the course of the next day, Mr. Satan slowly began teaching Buu the finer points of ethics and morality, and much to his surprise (and relief), Buu began to understand that what he was doing to people was wrong on many levels.

Meanwhile, Trunks and Goten practiced their Fusion over and over, getting it perfect, eventually performing the feat as Super Saiyans. Kami, Nappa and Raditz gave it their very best effort to insure that Gotenks would be capable of destroying the pink menace plaguing Earth, while Ranch mimicked their every movement, slowly waiting to implement her own plan.

***

The next day, on the Sacred World of the Kais, Gohan sits, staring at the Old Kai, while it's obvious that the elder Lord is dozing.

"Uh...Lord of Lords?" Gohan asks. The Old Kai snorts and sits up, his eyes open. "You were uh...dozing off there…"

"Of course I wasn't! Maybe to mortal eyes, but I know what I'm doing!" he replies, "The universe is in peril, why would I sleep at a time like this?"

"Good point…" Gohan says. This is hopeless…

"Okay, now, turn Super Saiyan!" Kami commands. Goten and Trunks do so, "Now, DANCE!"

"Fuuu…"

"-sion, HA!"

Everyone watches as the new Super Saiyan Gotenks emerges.

"Now, show us what you can do," Raditz says, turning Super Saiyan.

"Nah," Gotenks says, "This place looks expensive. My moms might take the damage out of my allowance. Let's do it on Earth!"

They watch as Gotenks takes off. Raditz is about to join, but Kami stops him, "I...have more patience, Raditz. Trust me."

"Very well," Raditz says. Kami sighs as he takes off after Gotenks.

"He's much stronger now," Master Roshi says, "I feel like there's hope."

"Yeah, but he still has the same crappy attitude," Yamcha says.

Below, Kami lands, seeing Gotenks standing with his arms crossed.

"What kept you? I flew around the planet a few times, I even snuck a nap in!"

"Stop wasting your power and mine!" Kami says.

"My speed should be enough proof of how strong I am," Gotenks says, "Now it's time to teach Buu a lesson!"

"No!" Kami says as he watches Gotenks take off. "You have...oh to hell with it."

Gotenks races towards Buu's house and lands. He smiles and shouts. "Hey, Buu! Get your ugly, fat butt out here!"

But suddenly, just as Buu steps out, the fusion fail.

"Oh…" Goten says, running.

"Crap.." Trunks says, following.

"You must be imagining things, Buu!" Mr. Satan says with a nervous chuckle.

"Buu need exercise, Buu be right back!" Buu says, taking off.

Please don't kill anyone… Mr. Satan thinks. He heads inside, but then hears Buu land a moment later. He watches as his new 'master' enters, carrying a wounded puppy.

"What wrong? He won't run from Buu!"

"Well, let me see," Mr. Satan says, looking at the dog, "Oh, his leg's hurt. He can't run."

"Oh…" Buu says, "I'll fix!"

Quickly, Buu heals the puppy. "Run, so Buu can kill you!"

"Kill?" Mr. Satan says in horror. The puppy however stays and happily rubs it's head on Buu's legs.

"Why won't he run? He not scared of Buu?"

"You made him better, Buu! He's happy, and I think he likes you!"

"Likes Buu?" Buu asks, perking up. Mr. Satan nods. "Nobody but Mr. Satan likes Buu! Now dog likes Buu! Buu give him chocolate!"

"No!" Mr. Satan shouts. Buu looks at Mr. Satan confused. "I mean...chocolate will make a dog sick. He needs dog food."

"Where can Buu find it?" Buu asks.

"Uh..any grocery store. Just ask...I'm sure they'll give it to you…" Mr. Satan asks. Buu nods.

"Buu be right back!"

"Oh, and Buu?" Mr. Satan asks. Buu turns. "How about...you try not killing anyone, see how they treat you? It'll be hard, but maybe if folks see you aren't such a bad guy, they'll like you the way that dog does!"

"Hmm...okay!" Buu says, flying off, "Bye-bye!"

Mr. Satan sits down and puts his hands on his head. There might be hope after all…

A moment later, Buu returns with a bag of dry dog food, handing it to Mr. Satan, who opens it and places some on the ground. The dog rushes up and eats it.

"So...how as the store?" Mr. Satan asks.

"They scared of Buu! But Buu understand why! Buu didn't kill anyone! Buu even said thank you!" Buu says.

"See! It'll just take a little time, that's all. How'd it make you feel?"

"It make Buu happy!" Buu says, "Like when Buu eat candy!"

"See!" Mr. Satan says, "And if you don't kill people, you'll feel happy all the time!"

"Okay!" Buu says, "Buu done killing!"

"You...you mean it?" Mr. Satan asks in genuine disbelief, but Buu gives an honest nod.

The two don't even notice as a hover car approaches, with two deranged individuals inside.

"Master Van Zant, they say this is where Buu lives, sir," one of the men says. They stop and exit, while Van Zant pulls out a high powered rifle with a very expensive looking scope.

"All we need is one shot, Smitty," the Van Zant says, crouching, "One clean head shot, and Buu's gone. Think of the money we'll get. But first.."

Van Zant aims, and sees the puppy chasing after a ball. "Gotcha…"

He squeezes the trigger. BANG!

"HA! Got him! Killing is so much fun when nobody gives a damn!"

"Uh...sir?" Smitty says, nervously pointing at a shocked Buu and Mr. Satan.

"So what?" Van Zant says, opening the trunk of the car, and pulling out an impressive looking rocket launcher. He takes aim at the house and fires a rocket, obliterating Buu's home.

They laugh, but as the smoke clears, they see Buu still standing, as smoke literally rises out of his head. They look at each other, but suddenly, Smitty is knocked down. He looks up and sees Mr. Satan standing over him.

"YOU IDIOTS!" Mr. Satan says, kicking Smitty in the stomach. He turns to Van Zant and hits him as well. "I taught him how to love! I got him to stop killing! He was playing happily!"

Mr. Satan mounts and begins punching him in the face, but then stops as he hears a bang. He looks down and grabs his stomach, and looking at his hand, he sees blood. Mr. Satan rolls off him.

"You sold us out," Van Zant says standing up. He points the gun at Mr. Satan's head. "You make me sick," he says, squeezing the trigger.

BANG!

"Sir?" Smitty asks, pointing at Buu, now going into a complete conniption.

***

"Oh, no," Dende says, with a complete look of terror in his eyes.

"I know," Kami says softly, "Not one word to Videl."

Dende nods.

"What's going on?" Bulma asks.

"It got worse," Kami says.

The two men watch as a figure rises up out of Buu, wearing the same clothing, but gray and thin. They run in different directions, but Van Zant comes to a dead end in the form of a tall rock formation. Before he knows it, the monster is upon him. He pulls out a revolver.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

He stops, terrified, as the creature marches menacingly forward, unharmed. Van Zant looks at his pants and sees the stain. He aims again.

"I know what you're thinking, was that six shots or only-"

The monster grabs the gun, "FIVE!" it yells, crushing the gun into dust. "TURN INTO DOG POO!" he yells, firing a beam. He looks down and steps on, and begins wiping his feet on a rock, and the Evil Buu begins trotting along, only to be attacked by Majin Buu. The two engage in a titanic battle while Smitty can only watch and pray.

"I'll turn you into chocolate!" Majin Buu yells, firing a beam, but Evil Buu reflects it back. After a flash of light, he bends down, picking a small piece of chocolate that used to be Majin Buu, and eats it. He laughs as he feels his body transforming, and Smitty can only watch as this new Buu stands, staller, more muscular, with his pink skin tone back. Buu yells in pure fury.

"Hey, what are you two looking at?" Krillin says, approaching Kami and Dende.

"Don't you feel the change in Buu's energy?" Kami asks, "It's grown...and while the previous Buu was...well, a simple child that didn't know better, this one is a being of pure rage."

"But...we'll be fine, right? The kids are training, and with that fusion…" Krillin says, stopping.

"I hope you're right," Kami says, "I want you to wake both of them, and get them into the Room of Spirit and Time. We need to buy as much time for them as we can."

"Right," Krillin says.

"I'll do it," Nappa says walking towards the sleeping area, "I'll toss them in myself if I have to."

***

"Is that...that ki is different," Goku says, looking up, "What's going on?"

"I don't know," Shin says, worried.

Gohan looks at the Old Kai, "Can we speed this up? While there's still an Earth left to save?"

"Hold your horses!" The Old Kai says, turning the page of a manga.

***

Smitty runs to the car, and opening the truck, pulls out a large automatic, belt-fed machine gun. He struggles to hoist it up, but, with the tripod down on the car's hood, he takes aim at Buu, but it has little effect. Buu laughs as he turns himself into liquid, forcing himself down Smitty's throat, causing him to explode. Buu laughs as he takes off.

***

Kami gasps as Buu lands, and everyone recoils in fear. "Dammit, this Buu can sense our ki!"

"Yes…" Buu says, looking at Kami. "Bring them."

"What?" Kami asks.

"BRING THEM!" Buu demands.

"Who?"

"The two who'll fight me. They're strong. I want to kill them," Buu says, "I can feel them."

"Yes, they are here," Kami says, "But they're resting so that they can fight you."

"Wake them," Buu says, "Now."

"Wait!" Kami pleads, "Let them rest a little longer. You want a good fight, don't you?"

Buu thinks for a moment, "I hate waiting."

"They'll be awake soon. You wanted to kill everyone on Earth, right? Then I'll make you a deal. There's quite a few humans left. If you want to fight those two...then all the humans have to die."

Everyone gasps.

"What is he thinking?" Yamcha whispers.

"No, it's smart," 17 whispers back, "Buu can do it, sure, but think how much time it'll take. Plus, you guys have those Dragon Balls. It's a low risk play, I'm sure you can appreciate that."

Buu stands at the edge of the lookout and begins to walk to the perimeter. After making one trip, he glares at Kami and raises his hand to his sky, as tremendous energy pours out of him. They watch as it falls over the Earth like rain.

"There, no more humans," Buu says, "Now I fight. BRING THEM."

"Fine," Kami says, "But they need to get ready to fight."

Krillin...act like you're waking them. Trust me.

Krillin nervously steps away.

"Give them one hour, then they'll be ready," Kami says.

"How long is that?" Buu asks. Kami walks into the palace and comes out with an hourglass. He sets it down.

"When the top part is empty, one hour will have passed."

"Too long!" Buu says, walking around glaring at everyone. He stops in front of Videl and sniffs.

"That's Mr. Satan's daughter," Kami says, "She wants you wait, too."

"She smells like him…" Buu says, "I'll wait...for her. Then, everyone dies, including her."

Raditz gives a look to Ranch, and then makes a small gesture. She nods as she grabs Daikon and Muuli, bringing them over to him.

Ranch, can you hear me? Nod if you can.

Ranch does so.

Pay attention. I have a plan.

Shin closes his eyes and hangs his head sadly. "I'm afraid nearly everyone on Earth has been killed...Buu has somehow gained immense power."

Goku looks surprised, "You mean like some kind of Super Buu?" he asks. The Supreme Kai nods.

"Enough!" Gohan says standing.

"Sit back down, I'm not done!" the Old Kai says.

"You aren't doing anything!" Gohan and says as he rage builds. "While you sit there reading porno mags or who knows what else, Buu…"

Gohan stops as he realizing he's faintly glowing. "What's this?"

Goku looks at his son, surprised. "Gohan, your power...it's insane!"

"That old man...he wasn't joking!" Gohan says in amazement.

"Of course I wasn't!" The Old Kai snaps, "Drawing out all your latent power takes time. It's a simple ritual, but long. You don't expect to sit her bored out of my mind, do you?"

"He feels like..well, the energy I had when I went Super Saiyan 3!" Goku says, "Except...it's different."

"Yeah," Gohan says taking a seat, "Dad, remember when we trained for Cell? How we made Super Saiyan our natural state? It's like that, only...more natural I guess? Like it's part of me."

"How much energy can he possibly have though?" Shin asks.

"Hmm, I'm not sure," the Old Kai says, "But I'll know when it's over!"

"Babidi must've only gotten a fraction of it," Goku says, "Otherwise he wouldn't even have needed Buu."

"Now, sit back down!" the Old Kai says. Gohan does so, and the ritual continues.

***

Buu yells and smashes the hour glass. "No more waiting! I want to kill them NOW!"

"No!" Maron yells, running up to Buu and hitting him, "No, you took my husband, but you're not taking my Trunks!"

Everyone watches as Maron just hits Buu...they know it's not doing any good at all.

"You're annoying," Buu says, firing a beam at her. They watch as Maron gets turned into a small egg, and gasp as Buu crushes it. Buu looks at everyone with an evil glare.

BANGBANGBANG!

Everyone looks at the noise, and standing there is Launch, her hair still blue, holding an assault rifle. Buu tilts his head quizzically and marches towards Launch as she unloads a magazine on him.

Now, go! Raditz thinks, and Ranch grabs her brothers, jumping off the lookout. Raditz looks at his wife, who looks at him. She gives him a small nod, and he returns it, jumping off unseen.

As he flies away, he turns and looks at the Lookout, seeing a variety of energy blasts that suddenly stop. But...I can still feel Kami, he thinks.

Up above, Kami gasps as he looks at the candy that used to be all of his friends. Buu shoots Kami an evil glare.

"Fine, I'll take you to them," Kami says. Trunks...Goten. I'm trying to stall Buu, but he's here now. Go to bed - it will take me a minute to get to the chamber, but that's enough time for you boys to at least rest. Prepare for the fight of your lives!

"Why you going so slow? Move faster!" Buu demands. Kami nods, taking the longest path possible.

Raditz continues flying, catching up with Ranch and the twins, "Good work," Raditz says, "But.."

"I know, Dad," Ranch says, "All of them…"

Suddenly, both stop and turn around, looking at the Lookout. "Do you feel that? It's the same power your uncle had! Did those two really go beyond as well?" Raditz asks, astonished.

"Here, take them!" Ranch says, handing Daikon and Muuli to their father. She turns Super Saiyan.

"Where are you going? You can't win against him!"

"No," Ranch says, "But remember the plan? They're strong, but that Super Saiyan 3 power won't last long! Trunks' ego will toy with Buu, then it's too late! I have to do something! At least until Gohan comes back!"

Raditz looks at his daughter, and nods, "Be careful, Ranch."

"I will, Dad," Ranch says, flying back.

Back on the Lookout, Super Buu is staggered by the assault that Super Saiyan 3 Gotenks has unleashed.

"Ha ha ha, oh yeah! It's payback time!" Gotenks says. Kami watches, smiling, but still concerned. Hurry up and finish it!

"Now it's time for a little trick we borrowed for our dads. I hope I get the words right, though…" Gotenks says, flying up. Kami and Buu watch as Gotenks holds his arms out, "FINAL…."

And suddenly, both boys appear. Kami's mouth drops in horror.

"Oh, crap!" Trunks says, "The fusion ran out!"

Kami flies up and stands in front of them as Buu approaches. "Get ready...at least we'll go down together."

Buu smiles an evil grin at them, when suddenly he winces. He turns around to see Ranch standing there.

"You…" Buu says, "Babidi wanted you dead. Now I want you dead too!" Buu powers up an attack, and Ranch's eyes go wide as Buu extends himself towards her. She closes her eyes, but she hears a voice yell out "No!"

She opens it to see Trunks, fighting a blob like form, only for him to get engulfed.

"Goten, come on!" Ranch yells, grabbing her cousin. Kami watches and begins to attack Buu, only to fall to the same fate as Trunks.

They speed off, only to be cut off by Buu, now wearing a gi similar to Trunks'.

"Hello there," Buu says, more eloquently. "You know what time it is. I can make it quick."

Ranch and Goten look at each other. "How about this?" Ranch says, "You like candy, right?"

Buu-Trunks looks at her. Ranch smiles.

"Of course you do. Think of all those humans you passed up because you couldn't wait an hour. But I'll make you a deal. You didn't get the full fight you wanted, did you?"

"...No." Buu says.

"If you give us one hour, I'll give you all the candy you could ever want."

Buu considers this, "Fine. This time, I'll wait."

***

Raditz sees Dende, running along on the ground. "Dende!" he yells, stopping with the boys. Dende stops and looks up at Raditz.

"I didn't know you made it!" Raditz says.

"Mr. Popo threw me off before Buu went crazy," Dende explains, "After Launch attacked...the androids assaulted him, and everyone that could just threw caution to the wind. Yet...something's different about Buu."

"I know," Raditz says, "I can sense him, Ranch and Goten...and nobody else. But nothing's happening! It's like it was on the Lookout."

"I guess it's only a matter of time before he kills them, too." Dende says, "Then he'll come for us, and that's it."

"Don't be so sure," Raditz says, "Remember how upset my daughter was when Kakarot wouldn't let her learn the fusion dance?"

Dende smiles, "She's clever, isn't she?"

"Too smart for her own good," Raditz says, "I don't know if she and Goten can pull it off...especially if Gotenks couldn't, but our only hope is that they're either strong enough, or that they can buy enough time for Gohan to get back here. Even then I don't know what he can do…"

"We should keep moving," Dende says, "Pity we don't have Goku. That Instant Transmission would be really hand right about now."

***

"There, one hour!" Buu-Trunks says, "And this time I counted, and I played fair. Now, fight me!"

"Okay," Ranch says. Goten looks at his cousin, scared. "Goten...do the dance."

"But...do you?" Goten asks, unsure. Ranch nods.

"Trust me," Ranch says.

"Fuuu…

"-sion, HA!"

Buu-Trunks watches with glee as the two complete the dance, and standing before him is the combined fusion of Ranch and Goten: A male, with a green vest and a white gi, with long, slightly spiked dark hair.

"TA-DA!" he says, "You can just call me Ranten, and oh yeah, I am the Grim Reaper of Justice!"

Buu-Trunks laughs, "That's it?"

"Yep!" Ranten says, smiling, "You've been a bad boy, Buu! And it's time to teach you a lesson. I'm going to make you sorry you ate our families! Su…..per….SAIYAN!"

Buu-Trunks watches as Ranten powers up, and gasps as the energy coming out.

"Whoa," Ranten says, surprised, "I didn't think I'd be this strong, but you wanna see something cool?"

Ranten powers up even more, reaching Super Saiyan 2. He smiles.

"Now this is what I'm talkin' about! This is as far as I'm going, though. Don't want a repeat like last time, right?"

With that, Ranten begins the attack, surprising Buu-Trunks with the sheer power and ferocity.

***

"Whoa, that's new!" Goku says, looking at the sky, "Why do you think's going on now?"

"It feels like two of the children...the girl and your son, they've completed a Metamoran Fusion," Shin says. "Strange, there's tremendous energy, but it's consistent with what you refer to as Super Saiyan 2…"

"The closer two fused individuals are," Kibito speaks up, "the stronger the resulting fusion is. I assume Trunks wasn't related to your son?"

Goku shakes his head, "No, not this Trunks."

Kibito and Shin exchange a look, "Long story," Goku says.

"Regardless, those two are cousins," Kibito says, "The power they're putting out nearly exceeds that of the previous one."

"Lord of Lords," Goku begins, "If they're fighting him as a Super Saiyan 2, does that mean the fusion will last longer?"

"Yes," Shin says, "But it would still end early."

"That's fine...hey, older Kai!" Goku shouts, "Uh, can I talk to Gohan while this is going on?"

"Sure, as long as he stays still!" the Old Kai replies.

"I could have talked to my dad this whole time?"

"I never said you couldn't, and you didn't try!" the Old Kai says. Gohan sighs.

"Easy, Gohan. I just have a question about the kids. Tell me - what is Trunks like?" Goku asks.

"He's a spoiled brat," Gohan says, "Maron's spoiled him rotten with all of Vegeta's money...and of course Vegeta just lets it happen, since he really doesn't care about possessions."

"Ah," Goku says, "What about your brother and nephew?"

"Well, with Goten," Gohan begins, "Nappa and I dealt with most of his training. We wanted to instill a strong sense of discipline in him, and he's doing pretty good with it. Mom loves that - she said you made me a bit of a free spirit. Ranch...well, Raditz took a traditional fighting approach with her."

"Got it," Goku asks, "Then...if my thinking is right, that fusion of Goten and Trunks probably had an attitude like Vegeta. I never considered that aspect. But Ranch and Goten, if they have a similar mindset, they'll be a much more calculating fighter. They won't toy with Buu."

"Which means I might not even need this," Gohan says.

"Well, it's too late now," the Old Kai says, "I've been finished for five minutes."

Gohan looks at the Old Kai. "Why didn't you say anything?!"

"This makes it much more dramatic, you swooping in for the big save!"

"This isn't one of your dumb mangas, old man, this is serious!" Gohan says standing up, "How uh...how uh, how do I turn this on?"

"Just do it, you know!" Old Kai says.

Gohan nods and attempts the transformation. To his surprise, it takes little effort. He looks at the white aura around him.

"Alright, Gohan!" Goku says, "That power...you're sure to take him out now!"

"I sure hope so," Gohan says.

"Well, let's get to it," Shin says, stepping forward, but Kibito stops him.

"You're too important," Kibito says, "I'll take him."

Shin nods. Goku looks at Gohan, "Well...if you lose, at least we get to spend more time together!"

Gohan smiles, "That's not a bad consolation prize, but I'm not losing. Regardless, we'll see each other one more time."

Goku nods, "Do it, Gohan. I believe in you."

Kibito touches Gohan's shoulder, and the two disappear. The Old Kai approaches Goku.

"Now, there's the matter of that gal you told me about?" Old Kai says.

"Oh yeah," Goku says, "But first..his he really strong enough to destroy Buu?"

"Like I said, it'll give him better odds, why?" the Old Kai asks.

"Well...it's just Buu...kinda ate all the girls I know that would be into that sort of thing," Goku says. The Old Kai's mouth dropped. Shin laughs.

"That boy better win!" the Old Kai says, looking into a crystal ball.

Kibito and Gohan arrive, not too far from Buu-Trunks and Ranten. He smiles at Kibito, "Thanks."

"The honor was mine. I...apologize, it seems I underestimated you." Kibito says.

"Well...if you want to make it up to me, can you do two quick favors for me?" Gohan asks. Kibito nods.

"First...you know how you changed my clothes back on your world? I was wondering if you could give me something like what my Dad wears."

"That's not a problem," Kibito says, firing a beam. Gohan looks down at his new clothes and smiles, "Thanks. I can also sense my uncle and two of my cousins. You think you could get them over to your planet? It's safer there."

Kibito considers this, "Well, we've had you, a dead man, and a Kai long thought dead. I don't see how three more Saiyans could hurt, especially if they're family."

"Thanks Kibito. You tell Shin to sit back and relax, I've got this." Gohan says, taking off.

***

Ranten continues to pummel Buu-Trunks with all his might.

"You fight different!" Buu-Trunks says between attacks, "You promised me candy?! GIVE IT TO ME!"

"Dumbass, I am the candy! In fact…" Ranten says, punching Buu-Trunks right in the jaw, "I'm a real jawbreaker! Get it?"

"You don't fight fair! You lied!" Buu-Trunks yells.

"So sue me! Oh wait, you can't, you killed all the lawyers. Hahaha, I'm so smart, I'm a kid and I know a dead lawyer joke!" Ranten says with glee.

"SHUT UP!" Buu-Trunks says, futilely attacking. He stops for a moment. Ah...finally, Buu-Trunks thinks.

"Hey...I know that power! That's my…" Ranten stops, thinking for a moment. Buu-Trunks attacks, but Ranten casually blocks as he thinks, "Say, I know you have Trunks' brain. If Gohan is Goten's brother, but Ranch's cousin...what does that make me?"

"A CORPSE!" Buu-Trunks says, attacking with more intensity, only for Ranten to dodge.

"Ha ha, wrong answer!"

"Buu!" Gohan yells, landing. Buu-Trunks turns around. Quickly, Ranten flies over and stands with Gohan, chuckling.

"Oh yeah, you're gonna get it now! Super Ranten and Super Gohan, fighting together. If only Gramps could see us now!" Ranten says.

***

Kibito appears next to Raditz, Dende and the twins. "You!" Raditz says in surprise, "Is that Gohan you brought? Did you finish his training?"

Kibito nods, "I can explain later," he says, "But your nephew wanted you three..four now, including the Guardian, to get to safety. I'm taking you to my world."

Raditz nods, "No," he says with a smile, "I've run from too many fights, and I'd rather go down as a Saiyan warrior then a coward. You can take them, though. The twins might be the last Saiyans left, and we need Dende alive."

"Very well," Kibito says, grabbing the boys.

"Oh, wait!" Raditz says, pulling out the Dragon Radar, "Kami snuck it to me before...well, you know," he says, handing it to Dende. "We'll need this if we can get past this mess."

Dende nods, "Take care, Raditz. Thanks for your help...all of it."

"Boys," Raditz says, looking at his sons, "Remember, whatever happens, Daddy loves you."

Daikon and Muuli nod as Raditz kisses both of them on the forehead.

"Farewell," Kibito says. Raditz watches as they leave.

Okay, nephew, let's see what you've got.

"Gohan…" Buu-Trunks says, backing away, "You think you can beat me?"

"Think, Buu? No, I know I can. The question is how hard you're going to make this for me. I bet you gain all the knowledge of people you absorb, right?"

Buu-Trunks nods.

"Then you can draw on Kami's memories from when I fought Cell. Remember how that went? Every night since then, I have nightmares about it. Not what Cell did, but the mistake I made," Gohan says, "I could have killed that bastard easy. Dad would never have died. But now...I'm not making the same mistake, Buu. It's a hell of a lot more than you deserve, but I'll make you this promise: give up now, and I'll grant you a quick death, as painless as possible. Resist...well, you'll make me angry. And trust me, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

"Ha ha, the Incredible Gohan!" Ranten says, "Let's kick his butt!"

Buu-Trunks only glares at Gohan as the two assume fighting poses, but suddenly, Ranten is replaced by Ranch and Goten.

"What?!" Ranch says as Buu-Trunks laughs. "Did you forget the fusion rules? Oh, typical Ranch," he says.

"Ranch, Goten, get back…" Gohan says. They do so. "Now…" Gohan says, and he begins his attack. Gohan forcefully overwhelms Buu-Trunks, as Goten and Ranch cheer him on.

"Wow, he is the coolest!" Ranch says.

"Go, Gohan!" Goten says with glee. Gohan just pummels Buu-Trunks, using a straightforward, no-nonsense approach.

***

"He's actually doing it!" Goku says. Next to him, Kibito appears with Dende, Daikon and Muuli.

"Hey, boys!" Gohan says. The twins look at each other, not sure, "It's okay, I'm your uncle Goku! Remember, we met on Earth!"

Daikon nods a bit, while Muuli isn't sure, "Your cousin Gohan's fighting right now...you boys should watch, you might be as strong as he is one day!"

"Goku...almost everyone is dead," Dende says, sitting down.

"At least you made it out, Dende," Goku says, "As long as you're around, we can still fix this. How strong are the Dragon Balls, anyway? Something tells me if Buu doesn't get his way, he'll blow up the Earth out of spite!"

"I don't think he'll be doing that anytime soon," the Old Kai says, watching, "Gohan's just too strong for him, I'm amazed he lasted this long!"

"Your brother's alive too, Goku," Dende says, "But he wanted to stay behind. I guess he wanted to go out the way he wanted to."

Goku nods, "He really is a survivor, isn't he? Raditz has been fighting against the odds most of his life…"

***

Gohan stops and raises his hands out at Buu-Trunks, "Give it up, it's over, Buu! Here's a little present from the future!"

Gohan shoots out a Super God Breaker, blasting Buu with his full strength, creating a massive explosion. As everything settles back down, Ranch and Goten gasp to see Buu-Trunks still standing.

"You're tougher than I thought," Gohan says, "But it doesn't change a thing."

In fury and agony, Buu-Trunks screams, only for Gohan to give him a solid kick in the stomach, followed by several elbows to the back of Buu-Trunks' neck. The monster is still quite resilient, and stands up and looks at Gohan.

"So...it's true then," Buu-Trunks says, "I've been waiting for you all along."

"What?" Gohan asks. What's his game?

"Ever since I fought those brats...I could feel your power growing, across the cosmos. I knew it was only a matter of time since you arrived, Son Gohan," Buu-Trunks explains, "Opposites attract, after all, and I can't let someone stronger than me exist."

"That's a shame," Gohan says, "I don't think you have much say in it, though."

"Now...watch what happens to those I hate! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TO ME!"

Buu-Trunks begins powering up to an extreme level.

"By all means, make me pay," Gohan says.

"You don't get it," Buu-Trunks says, his eyes glowing red, his face turning into one of madness. Manically, the djinn begins laughing, as Gohan realizes what he has planned. Gohan swoops forward, grabbing Ranch and Goten, flying away to safety. He watches as a massive explosion occurs.

"He blew himself up!" Goten says.

"I guess he wanted to take you with him," Ranch says, sitting down, "At least it's finally over."

"No," Gohan says, "It's a trap."

"You're sure? I can't sense his ki," Ranch replies.

"I'm sure," Gohan says, "When Cell wanted to blow himself up, it was more than enough to destroy Earth. Buu is leagues beyond Cell...he's going to ambush us. Anyway, let's get a move on...I can feel your dad's energy."

***

Raditz watches as Gohan, Goten and Ranch arrive. Ranch runs up and hugs her dad, "Well...it almost worked," she says.

"It went better than I thought," Raditz says, patting his daughter on the head. He kneels and looks at Goten, "I'm proud of you, boy. You fused with your best friends and really took it to that monster. You're a fine Saiyan warrior."

"Thanks Uncle Raditz," he says.

"It's not over yet," Gohan says, going on to explain everything to Raditz.

"He really is a monster," Raditz says, "But still, we should remain alert. Who knows when he'll strike?"

Nearly an hour passes, but then Raditz stands up, vigilant.

"He's coming," Raditz says.

"Yeah," Gohan says, "I'll be right back, I need to see what he's up to."

"Be careful, we don't know anything about just what he is other than being really fucking strong," Raditz says. Goten seems taken aback by this language, "...don't say that word, ever, unless you have a very good reason, understand?"

Goten nods. "But Dad, Blonde Mom says it all the time!" Ranch says.

"That's different!" Raditz says.

They watch as Gohan meets Buu-Trunks. "You come back for round two?" he asks.

Buu-Trunks only laughs, looking at Ranch and Goten. "I want to fight them now."

"Not a chance, Buu!" Gohan says, "Not happening. You're fighting me, understand?"

"No...it's payback time," Buu-Trunks says.

"I don't think so. You don't make the rules anymore," Gohan says.

"Don't tell me you're scared," Buu-Trunks says, ignoring Gohan.

"Scared? We had you on the ropes before! You're only alive because my cousin showed up!" Ranch says.

"I'm sorry, I thought Saiyans were a warrior race. Do your stupid dance, you brats."

"Come on, Ranch, let's show him who's boss!" Goten says eagerly. Ranch nods as they both hop up, standing behind Gohan.

"No, you two stay back, he's my problem now," Gohan says.

"But why? With all of us fighting together, we're unbeatable! Watch!" Ranch says, "Ready, Goten?"

"Ready!" Goten says.

"Fuu…"

"-sion, HA!"

Ranten appears, smiling, and wastes no time powering up to Super Saiyan 2, "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about! You ready to rock?" Ranten asks.

The power of Ranten...shall be mine, Buu-Trunks thinks. Unseen by either Gohan or Ranten, a pink mass creeps up behind them.

"Let's go, you know I don't got all day!" Ranten says.

Buu-Trunks attacks, only to be intercepted by Gohan.

"Hey, no fair, he wanted to fight me first!" Ranten says, but as soon as he gets the words out, the mass envelops itself on Ranten.

"Hey, what?!" Ranten says in surprise, struggling to keep it up, "Ah, not cool, man! You tricked us!"

"So sue me!" Buu-Trunks says, laughing as he flies back. Gohan watches as Buu's body twists and distorts, and soon enough, he's reappears, this time with the green vest that Ranten was wearing.

"Ah…" Buuten says, looking at his body. "Well, they certainly were powerful."

Gohan angrily shakes his head, "Come on, you wanted to fight me, now's your chance."

"In time," Buuten says, "You see...I of course planned this moment. You know what the difference between Vegeta and Goku is? Vegeta knew his own limitations, but nothing holds your father back. It actually began when the precursor to this glorious form you see before absorbed that fat, idiot Buu. It was there that I gained my first insight thanks a little demonstration of his Super Saiyan abilities that there was a chance, however slim, I might actually lose. When Gotenks first fought me...it became clear that there was greater power to be gained. It was a shame Trunks sacrificed himself - that nearly ruined my plan, as you're aware, but fighting Ranten, well, I knew he would prove to be a more than adequate substitute, especially drawing on all the knowledge that the Nameless Namekian had. Of course, there was the little matter of those fusions not lasting long, so I had to play a waiting game. The children were worthless by themselves, but with them fused...I'd be invincible."

"Well, you made one mistake. You absorbed my family," Gohan says, "And if you do have Kami's brain, then you know the clock is ticking on Ranten's power. Kami may have experience, but even he knows I know more about fighting than he does. I guess it boils down to a simple math problem: Is Majin Buu stronger than Son Gohan?"

Gohan attacks, but this time Buuten is more than a match, with the tables slowly being turned, and eventually Buuten gains the upper hand. Raditz watches, completely helpless, as Gohan gets thrown into rock formation, which Buuten follows up with a massive energy blast.

"Gohan!" Raditz yells, running over to him. He sees his nephew laying down, injured. No... Raditz thinks, reaching into his vest, pulling out a Senzu Bean, "Here, eat it!" Raditz commands.

"Pesky worm," Buuten says as Gohan stands.

***

"He's going to die on his feet!" Goku says.

"Well...guess you'll have to step in, Goku," the Old Kai says, standing up, "I didn't see that absorption trick coming."

"Step in? But I'm dead!" Goku says.

"Goku used what time he had up in the world of the living," Dende explains, "We could bring him back with the Dragon Balls, but that means waiting four months…"

"Gohan doesn't have four minutes, let alone months," Shin says, defeated.

"I know," the Old Kai says, "However...what if I gave you my life? I'm sure you can make the most out of that."

"You...you'd do that for me?" Goku asks. The Old Kai nods.

"You can't give your life away to a mortal!" Kibito protests.

"You have a choice, Kibito. Either a Supreme Kai dies, or the universe does. Seems pretty selfish if you ask me," the Old Kai says.

"If a life has to be given, please, make it mine," Shin says, "This is my fault...let me fix it."

"Don't be foolish, you're still young," the Old Kai says, "I only have about a thousand years left. Now then...farewell," the Old Kai says. They watch as he passes away, falling to the ground. Goku looks above him as his halo disappears.

"Old Kai...thank you, I'll use this life well," Goku says. Suddenly, the Old Kai sits up, now with a halo above his head.

"You better! You know how many hot babes I'm going to miss out on?" The Old Kai says. Kibito, Shin and Goku are shocked. "Still, doesn't hurt to bring in some heavy fire power, I think we're past speculation. We need the big guns! You and Gohan together won't stand a chance."

"Then why did you give your life if that's the case?!" Shin asks, exasberrated.

"Because of these!" The Old Kai says, pulling off his earrings, "Put one of these on your left ear."

"Uh...okay" Goku says, doing so, "I don't feel stronger."

"Of course not," the Old Kai says, "Now, all Gohan has to do is put the other earring on his right ear. Then you'll fuse together, and blamo! Go-uh, Gokhan? I'm sorry, your names really don't combine that well, but my point is, you'll be stronger than ever! And this isn't that Metamoran stuff. This is better."

"I had no idea," Shin says.

"Hmm, kids these days," the Old Kai says, "How about you and Kibito give it a shot?"

"Uh...right," Shin says, "Kibito, takes off your left earing, I'll take off my right."

"Okay," Kibito says. Suddenly, the two collide. What emerges is a combination of the two. "Amazing," Kibito-Kai says, "Goku, I can go with you! I have so much power now!"

"I don't think so," the Old Kai says, "You weren't much of a fighter to begin with. You'd be nothing but cannon fodder."

"How long will we stay like this?" Kibito-Kai says, somewhat dejected.

"See, the thing that makes a Potara fusion better than the Metamoran is...it's permanent."

"What?!" Kibito-Kai exclaims, "You should have warned me-us...uh…"

"In other words, me and Gohan will be joined forever...well, I guess we're already resorting to crazier and crazier stunts…." Goku says, "If we pull this off...will I have to go back to high school? Oh jeez, and what am I going to tell Bulma?"

"You're going to tell her nothing if you don't move your butt!" the Old Kai says.

"Right," Goku says, "One more question: Should be Super Saiyan when we use this?"

"No. Resorting to Super Saiyan overtaxes your body, and you'll shorten your life. Don't worry, if you have to, you can still gain that form after you fuse, but I don't think you'll need it."

"You sure know a lot about this, have you done this before?" Goku asks.

"Yes," the Old Kai says, "I didn't always look like this, you know? It was one moment of clumsiness when an old witch came along, and deciding that earings were for women, snatched one off and put it on herself. Before I knew what was happening...I was turned into this. Not that I'm complaining, while she may have tanked my looks, she knew a lot of magic. Guess it paid off."

"Alright," Goku says.

"Uh...sorry to interrupt," Kibito-Kai says, "But Buu's about to finish off both Gohan and Raditz!"

"Oh crap!" Goku says, "Wish me luck!"

Goku places his finger on his forehead and vanishes.

***

"YOU PESKY WORMS! DIE!" Buuten yells as he fires a ball of energy down against Raditz and Gohan. Raditz closes his eye, preparing for the inevitable, but to his surprise, he hears someone shout out.

"KIKOHO!"

Raditz opens his eyes, and watches as the energy blast gets deflected. He turns, to see Tien Shinhan standing. The three eyed warrior makes his way over to Gohan and Raditz.

"Tien? You're alive?"

Tien nods, "The Dragon Balls," he explains, "Then, when Buu destroyed everyone else...my training allowed me to avoid his attacks. Gohan...I'm sorry about the girl."

"It's fine," Gohan says, "I know first hand that wasn't you. But..we have bigger problems to deal with."

"Oh look, it's Tien. Please." Buuten says, as he charges up another energy ball, "I can keep these going all day. How many Kikohos do you have left?"

"Brace yourselves!" Gohan yells. Just as Buuten is about to unleash it, to his surprise, he hears a voice shout out, "Kienzan!". To the Majin's surprise, he sees his bottom half floating away, as well as a portion of his head appendage. He turns and sees Goku standing here.

"Kakarot?!" Raditz asks in complete surprise. Gohan smiles.

"We meet again," Buuten says, "But I know how strong you are, Goku. Going even further beyond won't save your hide."

"Oh, I think you're wrong," Goku says.

"Let me guess, you have another trick up your sleeve? Of course, you always do," Buuten says, "Too bad, though."

As he says this, Buuten's lower half kicks Tien, knocking him out.

"You know," Buuten says, "World champion should mean something. Nappa, Videl, Tien, Master Roshi, Master Roshi, and of course, Mr. Satan...you're the only one left, Goku."

"Mr. Satan? Did you kill him, too?" Goku asks.

"No, I was actually pretty fond of him. I'm afraid he died by a gunshot wound. Of course, it allowed me to fully realize my power, so I suppose I owe him a thank you," Buuten says. "Now, come at me, you won't even touch me!"

Buuten quickly reattaches his lower half. Goku smiles and yells, "Hey Gohan, catch!"

He gives the Potara Earing a toss, but it misses, going bouncing into the rubble beneath him and Raditz. "Quick, pick it up and put it on your right ear! We'll fuse!"

"What, fusion?" Buuten asks, "Interesting, but futile. Good-bye, Goku!"

"No, wait please!" Goku says, "Just give me a few seconds!"

"I'm not stupid! DIE!" Buuten yells as he charges. Goku powers up to Super Saiyan 3 to defend himself.

"I got it!" Gohan says, "Which ear was it?"

Suddenly, Buu changes again, losing his green vest, with his attire changing to a copy of Kami's cloak.

"Ha!" Goku yells, "Guess the kid's fusion ran out. So much for all that power you gloated about. Guess I wasn't needed after all. Gohan started this, he can finish it."

"Do you really think I didn't have a backup plan?" Buu says, revealing his still severed appendage. "You didn't notice that I didn't heal this?"

"Huh?!" Goku says, but it's too late as Gohan gets covered by a pink mass, dropping the earing.

"Oh no!" Goku says, watching in horror as Buu's body changes once more, this time appearing with Gohan's gi.

"Well…" Buuhan says, "I'm stronger than ever! And no time limit! And you're fresh out of options, Goku!"

"Don't be so sure," Raditz says, holding up the earring. He smiles as he places it on his right ear. Goku smiles as the two begin hurling together. A blue glow emits as Buuhan gasps at the figure that emerges: A happy medium between the size of Goku and Raditz, with odd combinations of clothing: Goku's pants, Raditz's red armband, a short Saiyan battle vest, albeit in the familiar orange and blue colors of the Turtle school, and Raditz Saiyan wristbands, again with the colors of the Turtle School.

"Alright," he says, looking up at Buuhan, "What do you think I should call myself? Raditz and Kakarot, together at last. I guess you could call me...Raditto! Or better yet…"

Raditto powers up to Super Saiyan 2 as Buuhan watches with terrified fascination, "You could call me, Super Raditto!"

Buuhan charges, only to be cut off by Raditto, who begins his own assault, throwing a deadly quick combination of strikes and energy blasts.

"That's all?" Buuhan asks, but Raditto answers with a flurry of more kicks.

"What do you mean, 'That's all'? I'm not the one with the nosebleed, guy," Raditto says.

"The more you anger me, the more you'll suffer before I end your misery," Buuhan says. Raditto continues his attack undaunted, relentless pounding Buuhan.

"How dull," Raditto says, "After everything you've put us through, I was expecting more, especially after you absorbed Gohan. Guess this fusion really was overkill."

"You...it wasn't…" Buuhan says.

"Not supposed to be this way? You're right, you should have been dead long ago. Don't feel bad, Buu. I had no idea I'd be this powerful, or that you'd be so weak."

"Weak? You think I'm weak? How about this!"

Raditto watches as Buuhan spits out several ghosts, each with a copy of Buu's head. "SUPER GHOST KAMIKAZE ATTACK!"

"Oh, didn't Gotenks come up with this?" Raditto asks.

"You know it, so you know they explode if you touch them!"

"Big deal, I ain't afraid of no ghosts," Raditto says, firing several ki blasts at each ghosts, causing each one to explode. Buuhan seethes at this. "You know," Raditto says, "For someone with the smarts of Kami and Gohan, I'm amazed you thought that some dumb trick a couple of kids came up with would work. You're desperate, Buu. I doubt I even have to use my full power."

"It's not fair!" Buuhan yells, "There's two of you!"

"Two of me? You're the one that ate my kids!" Raditto says, dodging a series of attacks with no effort, "I don't even have to use my arms. You're beginning to bore the hell out of me. You know the worst part? This is permanent. We fused for nothing."

Buuhan glares at Raditto, but grins, "Do you like candy?"

"What?" Raditto asks, but before he knows it, Buuhan fires out a beam, hitting the fused Saiyan. The result is a small piece of coffee candy. Buuhan laughs.

"That's what you get for being so careless, you maggot! I'm going to enjoy eating you!"

But before Buuhan notices, he punches himself right in the face. "Quit hitting yourself!" the candy says.

"Hey, I still have my strength!" Raditto's voice cries out from the candy, "I guess that makes me 'Canditto' now, huh? Hey, can you turn me into a candy cane next? I'd love to do Christmas puns."

Buuhan tries what he can to grab the candy, but it moves quickly, "I should thank you, you'll never hit me if I'm this small."

The candy charges forward, hitting Buuhan in the cut, and deflecting itself into the monster's jaw. Frustrated by the insulting attacking, Buuhan yells out. "Turn back to normal!"

Raditto reappears. "Huh. Smart move. Too many sweets are bad for your health."

"You smartass!" Buuhan yells.

"Oh, don't bother. I'm going to give you ten seconds to repent, then you're dying. One...two...three….four…."

I have no choice, I have to absorb him, Buuhan thinks. He notices another piece of his appendage on the ground and smiles.

"Seven...eight…" Raddito continues, "...nine...and ten!"

Just as Raddito finishes, however, a pink mass covers him. Raddito smiles, "FORCE FIELD!"

Buuhan laughs in victory, ecstatic. "That's what you get! Now I am the strongest! HA HA HA!"

***

"We're done," Kibito-Kai says, "That was our last hope."

"I'm not so sure," the Old Kai says, peering into the crystal ball, "Isn't it strange that Buu changed every time he absorbed someone?"

"You're right," Kibito-Kai says, "He's still wearing Gohan's gi."

"I have a feeling that this Raddito is one cunning guy," the Old Kai says.

***

"Hmm," Buu says, looking at himself, "I wonder why I didn't change. Oh well, it doesn't matter. He's gone, and now I'm the strongest in the universe. Now, nothing can stop me from enjoying the death and suffering I'll inflict!"

***

Inside Buu, Raditto walks, amazed at what he's looking at. "At least that force field worked," he says, "I hope everyone's still okay."

Raditto lowers the force field, and to his surprise, the fusion ends. Goku and Raditz fly back, both landing.

"Strange, the Old Kai said it's be permanent!" Goku says.

"'Permanent'? You should have said something before, Kakarot!" Raditz says.

"Sorry, I didn't have time to explain," Goku replies. "Keep that earing on, I'm sure we'll fuse again once we're outside."

Instead, Raditz pockets the earring, "Think for a moment, we're inside Buu's body. What's to stop something from just reaching up and grabbing it?"

"Oh yeah," Goku says, removing his potara earring as well.

"We should hurry before Buu gets bored and blows up the Earth," Raditz says, moving forward. "Kakarot, look!"

Goku rushes over to see Kami, cocooned. "He's breathing! And behind you, look! Ranch, Goten, Trunks and Gohan. They're all down here!"

"Let's get them down," Raditz says, as the two begin tearing their friends and children down. Just then, Raditz notices something, "Kakarot...look at that!"

He points, and cocooned as well is the Fat Buu.

"He was a victim, too…" Goku says, "Let's cut him loose."

"Is that wise?" Raditz asks. Goku nods.

"I kept my eye on him in the afterlife. Turns out Mr. Satan of all people taught Buu-this Buu, that is, the difference between right and wrong. Buu actually agreed to stop killing people. He even made a shopping trip with minimal problems...but then some jerk coldly murdered Mr. Satan. After that, Buu completely lost it...and here were are."

"Come to think of it, that's the reason why Buu was willing to wait! He knew Videl was Mr. Satan's daughter." Raditz says, "What do you think will happen if we take this one down?"

"Don't do that," a voice says. They watch as Buu emerges from his own insides. Goku gaps.

"A Buu within Buu? Quick Raditz, the earrings. Fusion can work down here, remember?"

Raditz nods as Goku puts his earing on, but Raditz fumbles a bit trying to pull his earring out. He leans on the fat Buu's cocoon.

"No, don't touch him!" Buu yells. Goku turns Super Saiyan, but Raditz grins.

"Or what?" Raditz says, rattling the cocoon, "I wonder what will happen. Will you become fat again?"

"Maybe you'll turn into that gray piece of filth," Goku says, smiling. Buu advances, but Goku raises his arm, pointing it at a wall, "We'll take you apart from the inside."

"If you cut him out, I won't be me anymore! I'll lose everything!" Buu protests.

"'Lose everything'? You killed my wife!" Raditz yells, turning Super Saiyan. He gives a strong pull on the cocoon, tearing it off. Buu yells, as they watch him fade back into himself. "What the hell?"

"Raditz...we need to leave, now!" Goku says. Raditz nods.

"Yeah. Grab the kids, I'll get Kami and Gohan!" Raditz says.

"What about Buu?" Goku asks.

"To hell with him!" Raditz says, as they take off. They fly through Buu's body as it begins to shake.

"I bet he's transforming again!" Raditz yells.

"Wait, stop! I see a light! Come on, that must be the exit, move!"

They do so, and fly out, returning to their normal sizes. They set the five cocoons down, and watch as Buu begins to convulse violently and grow in size.

"Uh...is it me, or is his energy growing?" Goku says as Buu begins to yell loudly.

"Quick, finish him off!" Raditz says, powering up to Super Saiyan 2.

"I kinda want to see what's going to come out…" Goku says.

"I don't! This is no time for a new challenge, Kakarot, we've been through enough!"

"Fine," Goku says, powering up to Super Saiyan 3. The two brothers get as close to each other as they can.

"Get ready," Raditz says.

"Right," Goku says, drawing his hands back as Raditz puts his arms out. Tremendous energy begins to grow from the brothers.

"On three!" Goku says, "One….two…..THREE!"

The pair let loose with a massive Kamehameha-Weekend, tearing into Buu, still undergoing some kind of transformation, putting every last ounce of strength and energy they have left. They watch as the monster slowly but surely disintegrates, and finally, they stop, going back to their normal states, collapsing.

"Is it over?" Raditz says, "Be careful, he laid a trap for Gohan…"

Goku stands and closes his eyes, "I can't sense anything. This is different," Goku says. He smiles. "He's really gone this time."

Raditz chuckles. "Good….good."

"Look," Goku says, pointing at the cocoons, slowly fading away, "I guess that settles it. Come on, let's get them to Dende."

Raditz stands slowly and grabs Kami, Gohan and Ranch. Goku grabs the boys, doing his best to tuck them under one arm. "Okay, get close, Raditz. Good."

With his free arm, Goku uses his Instant Transmission.

***

"Well done!" the Old Kai says, smiling at the Saiyans, "I knew you had it in you!"

"Thanks," Goku says, setting Trunks and Goten down as Dende comes over to them. Kibito-Kai heals as well, and soon everyone is on their feet. Raditz and Goku give them a recap of the battle.

"Wow…" Gohan says, "That's amazing. And you're really back for good?"

"Yeah," Goku says, "It's too bad we have to wait for everyone else."

"Actually," Dende says, "We might not need to do that. While you were gone...I came up with a little plan of my own. I've been telepathically speaking with Grand Elder Moori on Namek. He's gathered their Dragon Balls, and he's waiting to hear our wishes."

"Well," Goku says, "The only problem with that is that those Dragon Balls can only bring back one person at a time. We could bring back what, six people?"

"No!" Dende says with a smile, "They upgraded Porunga like I did Shenron. He can revive everyone!"

"Well...let's do it!" Goku says.

"Naturally," Dende says, "Though, when Bulma made her wish, they specified that only the good people brought back. I think that's a fine idea myself. Buu's rage broke because someone murdered Videl's father. I can't say I'm crazy to let someone like that back."

"A world without bad guys?" Gohan wonders, "Well, it's not a bad idea at all. Though, what about Vegeta?"

"Vegeta and I may have had our differences...but he gave his life against Buu. He was a hero and a Saiyan warrior in the end," Raditz says, plainly.

"Yeah," Goku says, "Plus, I don't think it's fair that he gets to go to Hell as a result."

"Hmph," the Old Kai says to Kibito-Kai, "I can't say I approve of the use of Dragon Balls, no matter how they're used. They upset the natural order of things!"

"Natural order?" Gohan says, looking at the Old Kai, "If Majin Buu was just some guy out in space looking for kicks, then you'd have a point. But Buu was created. He wasn't part of the natural order. Look...I understand how you feel, but over six billion people died in less than a day, way before it was there time. We're simply undoing the damage…"

"Hey!" Goku says, "That gives me an idea for the second wish - fix everything up the way it was before.

"And for the third," Raditz says, "Make sure everyone but us….we'll say Kakarot's friends and family, forgets all about Buu. The whole world doesn't need to remember this mess. But Dende-make sure to tell them Vegeta is an exception to the 'bad people' rule - just say, including the Saiyan Prince Vegeta', something like that."

Dende nods and smiles, sending his instructions to Grand Elder Moori.

***

Across the vast cosmos of the universe, a tall figure smiles. "Well done," he says, "And not a moment too soon. I know how cranky he can be when he wakes up early, but lucky for him, it looks like he gets to sleep in another four years. Saiyans...how intriguing…"

***

And so, every good person that has perished during the horrible reign of terror caused by Majin Buu was revived, and a new era of peace was born. Son Goku and Raditz returned to Earth, satisfied that as long as the Saiyan race remained strong, evil would never again reign in the universe, or threaten their home.

Bulma and Maron were relieved to have their husbands back, and the Briefs/Son family soon gained a new family member: Videl, wife of Son Gohan. Over the coming years, Son Goku and his friends and family had many more adventures and challenges, with even larger stakes, but they never lost hope, and always found a way to prevail.

NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL C!

Four years pass since the demise of Majin Buu, but little does Goku realize that he's about to receive a visitor with a strange vision - one promising a showdown of divine proportions, promising to tear the very fabric of the universe apart! How will Son Goku and his friends meet this new threat? Find out on the next exciting chapter of Dragon Ball C: The Battle of Gods!

AFTERTHOUGHT.

Yes, I'm doing Super.

For those wondering, Buu is dead. Reason being Raditz isn't Vegeta or Goku; he doesn't care about a greater challenge. He just wants to keep his family safe, and he knows too well just what trouble the hubris of the other two can bring. This also means that Uub doesn't exist, but of course, this might change things substantially, especially considering the role Buu had in proving a certain kitty.

I decided to cut a few things out that we didn't need to see - Buu making his house, the chaos being caused by Van Zant etc. It's kind of a shame that this part of the arc focuses on only a handful of characters, with only the Saiyans seeing any kind of action. I initially wanted to show the melee on the Lookout, where Buu takes care of everyone, but I decided it was better to just have Raditz feel mass chaos that suddenly stops. It carries more weight, I think.

I also had the idea of including all the bad guys in Hell watching the fight, but I decided against it considering Hell in Z and Super are quite different - and we might be returning to that setting, for continuity's sake I wanted to keep that in. It was a tough decision - Vegeta would be down there just having a good old time taunting guys like Cell and Freeza, but it would add nothing. I threw in Vegeta's appearance at the Check-In Station as a courtesy, since the guy has changed a lot.

So...yeah. The fun stuff was writing Ranten and Raddito. Speaking of which, the way MasakoX introduced these characters was that they were respectfully stronger than Gotenks and Vegito due to a couple of issues with the whole Fusion process. First, there's the bloodline things - Goten and Ranch being cousins results in a stronger fusion, same with Goku and Raditz. Second, there's the personalities involved. Trunks and Vegeta are kind of hot heads, so as as result, their attitude would have a negative impact on how strong the fusion would be.

In case you're wondering, yes, there is a Ranch/Trunks fusion as well: Raunks. Haven't thought much about her in this case though, and I'm not sure if Raunks will end up making an appearance in the Super portion of the story.

If you guys do want to see some illustrations of how these characters would look, just Google "deviantart Raditz Turned Good" and you should get the fanclub for it, since that's basically how I'm seeing these characters in my mind. They don't have an adult version of Gohan (the one that has Bulma for a mom), but there are a couple of him as a kid.

Anyway any questions/feedback, even if it's on events down the line, please let me know, a few of you know by now that I always try to reply to the reviews.