Jackie: *still chasing around Bakura with a hammer*

Bakura: AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Yami: *cough* Since Jackie is still trying to kill Bakura with the hammer for letting Tea get high on the sugar...I will be doing the honors. *cough* Jackie does not own Yugioh. Now, on with the story!

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Meanwhile Seto and Joey had finally found a car rental place.

Cashier: Ah! Bon après-midi! Que peux-je faire pour vous les messieurs? (Ah! Good afternoon! What can I do for you gentlemen?)

Seto: Nous aimerions louer deux grandes voitures. (We'd like to rent two large cars.)

Cashier: Vous êtes dans la chance. Il y a deux grandes voitures hors de vous pouvez prendre. (You're in luck. There are two large cars outside you can take.)

Joey: What?

Seto: *ignors Joey* Remercie. (Thanks.)

Cashier: Cela sera 2000 francs. (That will be 2000 francs.)

Seto: WHAT?!

Joey: Huh? Kaiba what's going on!

Seto: Deux voitures valent 200 francs, pas 2000! (Two cars are worth 200 francs, not 2000!)

Cashier: *shrugs* Bien les prix montent dans la saison de touriste. M'excuser pour essayer de faire un profit! (Well prices go up in the tourist season. Excuse me for trying to make a profit!)

Seto: Met à l'amende je ferai seulement va à une location de voitures différente. (Fine I'll just go to a different car rental.)

Cashier: *smirks* Vous trouverez que dur à faire, nous sommes la seule une en ville. (You'll find that hard to do, we're the only ones in town.)

Seto: Oh F$ck.

Joey: Kaiba! Will you tell me what the-

Seto: *puts his hand over Joey's mouth* Bien *hands over his credit card* seulement me donner les clefs fichues! (Alright just give me the damn keys!)

Cashier: *hands over the keys and credit card* Merci pour faire de buisness avec nous le monsieur! (Thank you for doing buisness with us sir!)

Seto grabbed Joey and mumbling walked out into the parking lot where there were two cars sitting, a black one and a *hot* pink one.

Seto & Joey: *silence* I GET THE BLACK ONE!!!

They both ran to the black one and Joey tried to grab the keys from Seto.

Seto: GET - OFF!!!

Joey: NOOOOO!!!

Seto: Okay okay! We'll flip for it. *takes out a quarter*

Joey: Tails!

Seto: Really? I thought you would have chosen heads, seeing as you don't have one.

Joey: *goes red* KAIBA!!!

Seto: *tosses coin* F$CK!! TAILS!

Joey: Ha ha! *grabs key to the black car*

Seto: Shit, crap, f$ck, damnit... *gets into the *hot* pink car*

He began driving still cursing under his breath when something ran into him.

Seto: WHAT THE HELL?! *turns around*

Joey: *in the black car* Hee hee...brake's a little rusty!

In front of the hotel...

Tea: Well we're finally here. But where are...

At that moment a *hot* pink car drove up and right in back of it a black one stopped almost hitting a fire hydrant.

Seto: *leans out the window* Okay hurry up get in!

Everyone: *snickers*

Yami: Nice car Kaiba!

Seto: *flushes* Shut it Yami!

Bakura: *holding his head laughing* TOO - MANY - INSULTS!! CAN'T - PICK!

Seto: *almost as *hot* pink as the car* F$ck off Bakura!

Merik: *sniggers* Someone's a little touchy about their femanine side!

Seto: I DON'T HAVE A FEMANINE SIDE!!!

Bakura, Yami, Joey, Merik & YMerik: *laughs*

Mai: Alright come on let's get into the cars.

Mai, Tea, Merik, Ryou, Tristin and Bambi climbed into Joey's car while Serenity, Yugi, Yami, Isis, YMerik, Duke and Bakura climbed in with Seto.

Joey: Serenity you're not coming in my car?

Serenity: Uh - no Joey I promised Isis I'd sit next to her.

Joey: So how are we getting to Paris Kaiba?

Seto: Just follow this road, even your puny head should be able to get that.

Joey: *flushes* F#%@ you Kaiba!

Serenity: Seto! Apologize right now!

Seto: *crosses his arms* No way!

Serenity: Pleeeeeeeeease? *bats her eyelashes* For meeeeeeeee?

Seto: *blushes* Er...sorry Wheeler.

Everyone: *shocked*

Yami: Wow, she's really go you whipped, hasn't she?

Seto: *bright red* SHUT UP!!

Yami: *grins* Whip it!

Isis: Yami!

Yami: *meekly* Sorry.

Seto: *grins* You were saying Yami?

Yami: *glares at Seto*

Seto: By the way Wheeler, catch! *throws something at Joey*

Joey: AHHHHH! *ducks*

Mai: *catches it easily* What is this?

Seto: A video phone, in case we get lost.

Mai: Awesome!

Seto: Let's go.

Both cars started up. CRASH.

Mai: AHHH! JOEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

Joey: Sorry! That tree came out of nowhere!

Between Joey's driving and the cramped space they all had a very bad ride. But Tea's was the worst since Merik kept grinning at her. Finally after an hour or two...

Seto on the video phone: Hey Wheeler! We're gonna spend the night at this motel by the road.

Joey: Okay. *pulls over and crashes into a trash can*

Ryou: AHHH!

Mai: *is flung backwards* Joey where the hell did you learn to drive?!

Tea: *thrown ontop of Merik, looks up*

Merik: *grins, huskily* Hello Tea.

Tea: Ahh! *quickly gets up*

Merik: *still grinning*

Tristin: *pulling himself off the ground* Nice going genius!

Joey: Shut up!

They all got out of the cars and walked into the motel.

Seto: *to Manager* Bonjour, nous aimerions quelques salles pour la nuit. (Hello, we'd like some rooms for the night.)

Manager: Sûr. Mais nous avons une politique stricte ici, il doit y avoir rooming mixte. (Sure. But we have a strict policy here, there has to be co-ed rooming.)

Isis: Attendre, vous ne le signifiez pas l'autre façon vers? (Wait, don't you mean it the other way around?)

Manager: No. (No. Gotta be some genius not to get that, huh?)

Yugi: What did he say?

Isis: He said there has to be co-ed rooming.

Tea: What!?

Ryou: *blushing* That doesn't make any sense!

Manager: *points to Mai, Joey & Tristin* Vous trois peuvent partager une salle, *points to Seto, Serenity, Yugi & Yami* vous quatre peuvent partager une salle, *points to Isis, Bakura, Merik & YMerik* vous quatre peuvent partager, *points to Tea, Ryou, Duke & Bambi* et vous quatre peuvent partager une salle. *hands Seto keys* (You three can share a room, you four can share a room, you four can share, and you four can share a room.)

Tristin: What did he just say?

Seto: *blushing* Well you saw him point, those are our rooms.

Joey: WHAT?! There's no way I'm letting you sleep in the same room as my sister!

Yami: I totally object! *points to Bakura* He's with her! *points to Isis*

Merik: Damnit I'm with my sister!

Seto: *avoiding Serenity's eye* We have no choice, unless you want to sleep in the car.

Joey: *seething*

Serenity: It's okay Joey, he won't hurt me.

Joey: He'd better not! *whispers to Yami & Yugi* Keep an eye on them, okay?

Yugi: Don't worry Joey, nothing will happen. *grabs Yami who's glaring at Bakura* Come on!

They all made their way to their rooms.

Yami: *opens the door* Well, well, well, for some reason there are only three beds. Alright, Kaiba, you and Serenity are sharing.

Seto: WHAT?!?

Yugi: *whispers* Yami what are you doing? We promised Joey we wouldn't let anything happen!

Yami: *whispers* Don't worry, I've got it all under control Yugi.

Yugi: *mumbles* When have I heard that before?

Serenity: *blushes* Yami that's indeecent!

Yami: Too bad! *jumps on the first bed*

Yugi: *sighs but gets on the second*

Seto & Serenity: *sweatmarks*

In Joey, Tristin & Mai's room Tristin had gone out to get some drinks. Mai was reading a book on her bed and Joey was sitting on his own bed bored.

Joey: *jumps on Mai's bed* Whatcha reading?

Mai: Uh, it's a story about a girl who has a crush on a boy...

Joey: Uhuh?

Mai: *blushes* But then the boy starts doing drugs so she starts doing drugs and then somehow she ends up pregnant and then her father dies and her mom re-marries and her sister's friend's cat gets run over by a car and her stepdad is horrible to her...

Joey: *rubs his head* Okay I'm lost. Anyway I don't care.

He grinned, took the book out of Mai's hands and kissed her. Mai blushed but put her arms around Joey and they fell down on the bed kissing.

Tristin: *opening the door* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joey & Mai: *stops kissing startled*

Tristin: I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT YOU TWO ALONE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!

Joey: *bitterly* Hello Tristin.

Tristin: So... *jumps on the bed* Whatcha doin?

Joey & Mai: *sweatmarks*

Meanwhile in Tea, Ryou, Duke & Bambi's room...

Duke: Got any 7's?

Ryou: Go fish! ^_^

However the atmosphere in Isis, Bakura, Merik & YMerik's room was very different...

Bakura: DIE YOU EVIL MINION OF HELL!!!

Bakura pointed his Millenium Ring at one of the lamps and it flew into the air heading for YMerik.

YMerik: That's the best you can do?

He pointed his rod at a small round table and it flew into the air hitting Bakura's lamp causing them both to crash to the ground.

Bakura & YMerik: MILLENIUM WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile Isis was trying to pick out what to wear the next day and Merik was sulking in the corner because since he didn't have his rod he couldn't play Millenium Wars and Isis wouldn't let him use her necklace. (Awwwww poor Merik!) Suddenly there was a knock on the door and Isis answered it.

Tristin: Hey! We're all pretty bored so we were gonna head over to my room and hang out together. Wanna join us?

Isis: Sure! *turns to Bakura & YMerik* Stop playing, dumb and dumber! We're going on a field trip!

Bakura & YMerik: *look at each other*

Bakura: You're dumber!

YMerik: No you are! I'm just dumb!

All four of them walked out and joined Tristin and everyone else in the hall. They walked down to Tristin, Joey & Mai's room with Bakura and YMerik still arguing, and Tristin opened the door.

Tristin: Hey guys everyone else was bored - AHHHHH!!!!

Joey and Mai were making out again on the bed. ^_^

Everyone: *major sweatmarks*

Serenity: Ewww!! *hides her face in Seto's shirt*

Yami: *covers Yugi's eyes*

Tea: Er...Joey? Mai?

Joey & Mai: *stop kissing and look*

Mai: *quickly sits up blushing*

Joey: *blushing* Tea! Yugi! Serenity - awwwwwww crap!

Mai: *still blushing* What are you all doing here?

Tristin: *still shocked* Well when I asked they said they were bored too...

Seto: *sniggering* Well they obviously weren't.

Bakura: *grins* Yeah, no need to ask if you two were having fun.

Mai: *even redder* Shut up Bakura!

Seto: Oh and by the way Wheeler, I love the lipstick look!

Joey: *all red* KAIBA!

Joey threw a pillow at Seto which he easily caught and quickly wiped off all Mai's lipstick marks with a tissue.

YMerik: Good thing you're sleeping with them Tristin, who knows what would happen if you weren't!

Bakura, Seto, Merik & YMerik: *sniggers*

Joey & Mai: *even redder - if possible*

Joey: I wouldn't do that!

Mai: *looks offended* JOSEPH WHEELER ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!

Joey: *confused* Wha - no!

Mai: *red* What, am I not pretty enough for you or something?!

Joey: No, I mean yes, wait - I mean *looking from her to everyone else still watching*

Bakura, Seto, Merik & YMerik: *shaking with silent laughter*

Joey: I mean, uh, look can we not talk about this now?

Mai: Fine. *crosses her arms and walks over next to Tea*

Tristin: Er, anyway we figured since we were all bored we'd come in here and play a game.

Joey: *annoyed* Fine.

Ryou: What game are we going to play?

Serenity: First... *grins at Bambi*

Serenity & Bambi: Truth or dare!

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Jackie: DUM DUM DUHHHHHH!!!!!

Ryou: *nervously* Do we have to play truth or dare?

Jackie: Yes.

Bakura: Why, what are you afraid of getting out?

Ryou: Er...nothing.

Bakura: *grins*

Jackie: Get ready because coming up are some utter humilliations of people...especially Tristin! MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!