"OO! OO! AH! AH! AHHHH!"
There was a swarm of chaos in the streets of Jump City as many citizens were horrified, confused, and panicking to find that they had been turned into apes and monkeys. The one responsible looked down upon the crazy scene with a smirk on his face. He was a blue skinned magician of white hair, traditional magician's attire, and an eye mask like Robin's.
"Ha, ha, ha, no one makes a monkey out of Mumbo!" the magician jeered, twirling his wand in his hand. He then took off his top hat, pulled out a walkie talkie from therein, and spoke into it, saying, "Mumbo to Control Freak, the job is finished. It's time to initiate the attack."
Having gotten the message from the shore of Jump City, Control Freak smiled sinisterly and pressed the button on his magic remote.
Meanwhile, the Kongs and the Titans remained soundly asleep in Titans Tower. Terra once again slept in her old room, for the first time in a long time, and all the other Honorary Titans and the Kongs found their own guest rooms. The slumber was quiet and peaceful, until suddenly… the Tower alarms went off, and the entire building flashed red. The Titans and the Kongs were abruptly woken up and rushed into the common room, and this alarm was different than most, if not all, of the previous ones.
"SWEET MOTHER OF MIGHTY JOE YOUNG!" Funky Kong screeched, pointing to commotion going on outside the Titans Tower windows.
There were myriads of gigantic apes walking through the surrounding waters of Titans Tower and into downtown Jump City. Those were hypnotized Kongs who had been injected by Control Freak's titan serum.
"What is this, an ape apocalypse?!" Beast Boy panicked.
"I wouldn't say that with apes in the room," Raven reprimanded.
"Guys, instead of arguing, we need to go out and stop them," Robin insisted.
"I think I'll stay here," Funky Kong declined. "I don't even like adventure anyway. I just get dragged into it, man."
"Right there with ya, nephew," Swanky Kong said to Funky Kong.
"I kinda feel that this kind of mission isn't for me," Candy Kong nervously laughed.
"I have-a sturength, but-a rack agirity, so I am afraid I would be a mere dumpuring to those beasts," Sumo Kong lamented.
"Chunky too, Chunky scared," Chunky Kong said.
"Kiddy wanna stay with Chunky," Kiddy Kong babbled.
"I would go, but I don't think I'm well-equipped enough for this," Dixie Kong said.
"Me neither, Dixie," Tiny Kong agreed. "At least we can stay with our cousins."
"And don't forget the twisted twig on the family tree," Lanky Kong flippantly added.
"Kongs, come on, King K. Rool already took your homeland and he'll stop at nothing to get rid of you, you can't just quit now!" Robin argued.
"Don't worry, Robin, I'll keep them company," Beast Boy pretentiously proposed, trying to get out of the mission.
"Nice try," Cyborg chastised.
"But Cyborg," Beast Boy protested.
"I'll go with you, Beast Boy," Terra soothed, holding his hand.
"Ahaha, okay then," Beast Boy smittenly laughed, blushing. Raven rolled her eyes.
"Kongs, please, I implore you to join us in the battle," Starfire pleaded.
"Ah, let those cowardly chimps wet the floor," Cranky Kong insulted. "I ain't afraid o' nothin.' I'll help fight."
"DK help too," Donkey Kong said, joining Cranky Kong.
"Make it three!" Diddy Kong beamed, joining DK and Cranky.
"At least we've got the first three Kongs that arrived," Raven commented. Then she was proven wrong when Dread Kong, Karate Kong, Ninja Kong, Junior, Wrinkly Kong, and Eddie all joined Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and Cranky Kong.
"Glorious!" Starfire beamed. "And all Teen Titans are coming to the battle too, yes?"
Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven, Terra, Thunder, Lightning, Jericho, Kid Flash, Jinx, Herald, and Rose all nodded in compliance.
"Alright, there's no time to lose," Robin said. "TITANS, KONGS, MOVE!"
On that note, the Teen Titans, and the Kongs that chose to accompany them in battle, all evacuated Titans Tower.
"Don't worry, we'll keep the place for ya!" Funky Kong called after them.
(In Downtown Jump City)
The citizens-turned-apes-and-monkeys screeched and fled for their lives as the Kong titans marched through their streets, picking up and gruesomely devouring whomever they could. The blood of mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, grandfathers, grandmothers, friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, and such like, all poured from the jaws of the giant apes and onto the streets. Buildings were smashed, and buses were stomped, so that more apes and monkeys could be scooped out in handfuls and eaten alive. Survivors hid wherever they could, trembling in fear and weeping over lost loved ones, feeling like it was perhaps a judgment day and that any hope of salvation was lost.
However, when a familiar goth boy, in black monkey form, was picked up by a grotesque, brown ape titan, a climax began.
"Azarath metrion ZINTHOS!" Raven shouted, shooting a blast of black energy through the back of the ape titan's neck, killing and sending him toppling to the ground. Raven then swooped in and picked up the goth monkey as he tumbled out of the dead monster's hand, flying him to safety.
As the other Teen Titans and the Kongs entered the scene, Robin shouted a command, "TITANS, KONGS, SPREAD OUT!"
Upon his command, everyone split up. Thunder and Lightning took to the skies, blasting any ape titans they could with their vast geological powers. Starfire did likewise with her starbolts and eye blasts, and Diddy Kong with his peanut popguns. Wrinkly Kong flew around and flashed through the napes of the ape titans' necks to kill them. Terra, Beast Boy, and Cyborg fought closely together, with Terra using her rocky earth powers, Beast Boy pummeling the ape titans in his largest and strongest animal forms, and Cyborg using his sonic cannon blasts and missiles. Kid Flash zipped around, using his speed attacks to bring ape titans to their knees. Jinx attacked with her hexes, and Herald used his trumpet to suck ape titans into portals. Donkey Kong, Cranky Kong, Junior, Eddie, Dread Kong, Karate Kong, and Ninja Kong fearlessly fought the ape titans hand-to-hand, often using buildings for leverage and occasionally throwing cars and other street objects.
Rose was intensely engaged in a fight with one ape titan. He smashed and grabbed at her, but she dodged with acrobatic agility. She sliced at his fingers with her swords, but they regenerated quickly. Eventually, she was backed into a street alley and accidentally dropped her swords. It would have been the end of her, as the ape titan reached his hand to seize and devour her, but… BOOM! BOOM! POW! And even bigger, dark brown ape titan stomped out of the corner and punched him far away from Rose. He went flying into an area where Donkey Kong, Cranky Kong, Junior, Eddie, Dread Kong, Karate Kong, and Ninja Kong were fighting, and were one of the other ape titans had gotten a hold of Diddy Kong. Just as Diddy Kong was about to go into the ape titan's mouth, Donkey Kong caught overhead the flying one that was punched and WHAM! Donkey Kong hurled him into the ape titan that had Diddy Kong, setting the young monkey free. DK charged, leapt in the air, and caught Diddy in a muscular arm before he could hit the concrete street ground.
Meanwhile, in Rose's alley, as Rose was regathering her swords, the ape titan that saved her beat his chest and let out an echoing roar, "HAAAAROOOOAAAARRRRAWR!"
Rose covered her ears, and every Kong, Teen Titan, and ape titan that was fighting briefly stopped where they were. The ape titan that saved Rose knelt down to her, and she readied her swords, but relented when she saw glowing green eyes in his face.
"Jericho?" she asked.
Jericho nodded in response. He had possessed an ape titan to save his sister's life. His head perked up as he heard more ape titans coming his way, growling and roaring in anger. He picked up Rose in one hand, stood up, and placed her on top of a building for safety. Jericho then roared at the other ape titans and charged at them to fight. They lunged and attacked like a pack of wolves, but he mightily pummeled them with his bare hands.
Rose ran along the rooftops and eventually saw Raven using her telekinesis to hurl objects at an ape titan, who was swatting them away with his giant, bulky hands. Seizing upon the opportunity, Rose lunged at the monstrous primate from behind and SLASH! She sliced her sword at the nape of his neck and killed him. Rose landed on the toppling titan's back to soften her fall, and then hopped off, only to be confronted with another ape titan.
"Azarath metrion ZINTHOS!" Raven shouted, using her telekinesis to lift the corpse of the ape titan that Rose had killed, and POW! She threw the corpse of the dead titan into the living titan, just as he was about to grab Rose.
Raven and Rose then split up to continue fighting as Robin ran along building rooftops nearby. An abnormal ape titan lunged at him from a higher building, but Robin reacted quickly by throwing an explosive disc at his throat and KA-BOOM! The disc exploded through the nape of the titan's neck and killed him. As Robin continued on, he spotted a gorilla couple in the hands of a dark brown ape titan. The female was about to be devoured first, but Robin took out a birdarang and SLASH! He threw it at the nape of the titan's neck and sliced it, killing him. Spotting Starfire afar off, fighting against a pack of abnormal ape titans, Robin jumped for a series of buildings on the other side of the city street that he had come up to and shot his grapple for the edge of the roof. His grapple caught on, but while he was in midair… CLASP! A Kong titan snatched Robin off of his grapple. Robin had only one free hand, which he used to slam on his captor's fist, but to no avail.
"HEEEEELP!" Robin screamed.
Starfire had killed her last abnormal Kong titan as she turned to see Robin in his predicament.
"ROBIN!" Starfire cried out. She attempted to fly to his aid, but POW! Another abnormal Kong titan pounced at her.
Robin was left alone, defenseless, unable to escape his demise. He was raised up above the Kong titan's face, and his heart raced as he opened his jaws. A humiliating and disheartening sense of defeat rushed over Robin as he was dropped into the monster's mouth screaming. He tried to grab onto his tongue, desperate to avoid being swallowed, but its slippery saliva provided him no avail. Robin was done. Or was he?
CLASP! Someone grabbed onto Robin's arm, preventing him from being swallowed while holding the jaws of the Kong titan. Robin looked into his rescuer's eyes, and was rather surprised, yet relieved.
"Batman," Robin weakly and shakily whispered.
Batman screamed through his gritted teeth as he pulled Robin out of the Kong titan's mouth and threw him onto the roof of the building behind him. Batman then turned around, still holding the Kong titan's jaws open, and reached a hand out to Robin. Robin looked up and was both horrified for Batman's life, and grieved at potentially losing his former mentor.
"BATMAN!" Robin shrieked.
Robin extended a hand out to Batman, who seemed to be gradually weakening under the strength of the Kong titan's jaws. PSHEW! A red eye blast burst through the Kong titan's neck, as Robin quickly dodged with a leftward cartwheel, killing the creature instantly and allowing Batman to jump out of his mouth and onto the roof. As the Kong titan's dead corpse fell to the streets, its killer was shown floating in the air. He was the leader of the Justice League, the Man of Steel. None other than Superman.
"Superman," Robin gasped in amazement.
"We got here just in time, Robin," Superman smiled, crossing his muscular arms.
"And we've got a ton of backup too," Batman added. Noticing a Kong titan raising a giant hand behind Superman, Batman shouted, "Superman, behind you!"
Superman whirled around just in time to catch the striking Kong titan by the finger, spin him around, hurl him into the air, and finish him off with a long eye blast through his neck.
Superman then turned back to Batman and Robin and gave an order, "Batman, Robin, move out!"
As Superman flew off to fight more Kong titans, Batman said to Robin, "Alright kid, you and me, together."
"Just like old times," Robin commented with a smile.
On that note, Batman and Robin ran the rooftops together, looking for more Kong titans to kill. Meanwhile, the Kong titans were gradually dwindling in number as the Justice League, Doom Patrol, Titans North, Titans East, and Titans South joined into the battle. Martian Manhunter, Red Star, Argent, and Bumblebee aided Starfire in fighting abnormal Kong titans. Wonder Woman and Titans South (Pantha, Wildebeest, and Hotspot) joined Wrinkly Kong in assisting her fellow non-titan Kongs in their fight against titan Kongs. The Doom Patrol (Mento, Elasti-Girl, Negative Man, and Robot Man), Kole and Gnarrk fought alongside Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Terra. Flash and Mas y Menos joined Kid Flash in running the Kong titans to their knees. Aqualad and Tramm strategically worked together with Herald as Kong titans were dumped into the ocean through Herald's portals. Hawkgirl teamed up with Jinx, Speedy assisted Rose, and Green Lantern fought alongside Raven. Thunder and Lightning continued to fighting just with each other, and Jericho continued to fight in the Kong titan body that he possessed.
After the numbers of Kong titans dwindled down to a certain point, Superman, Batman, and Robin met Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong on a building rooftop.
"Oh my gosh, Superman and Batman! I don't believe it!" Diddy Kong exclaimed in awe.
"Diddy Kong, I called Batman for help yesterday, remember?" Robin reminded Diddy Kong.
"We got here a lot quicker than I anticipated, I've gotta say," Batman commented.
"And DK thankful for that," Donkey Kong said.
"So you're Donkey Kong," Superman said to Donkey Kong. "I've heard much about you, and it's an honor to finally meet you. We also picked up some of your old friends along the way."
The five of them observed as Mario jumped off the heads of several Kong titans and turned to face them after landing on a building rooftop.
"Oh yeah!" Mario exclaimed in an echoing tone as he drew back both hands and charged up fire within himself. He then pushed his hands forward, releasing a huge vortex of two fire blasts with a loud, "HOO-WAAAAAAAAA!"
The fire blasted through the Kong titans' necks, incinerating their napes and killing them.
Meanwhile, Link stunned a sole Kong titan with a ray of light, trapping his, head, neck and face in a Triforce. He then commenced his Triforce Slash, rapidly slashing the Kong titan many times with his sword before finishing him off with a final slash that both beheaded him and destroyed his nape, killing him. Samus Aran flew around in her Gunship, and Fox McCloud in his Arwing, as they shot down whatever Kong titans they could find. Kirby also flew around on a Warp Star, in his Sword Kirby form, slashing the napes of Kong titans. Jigglypuff knocked a Kong titan to the ground with a powerful rollout off a building rooftop, and Yoshi finished him off with his downward Yoshi Bomb. Pikachu shouted his usual "PIKA!" while transforming into a gigantic pulsing ball of electricity and screamed "CHUUUU!" as he flew around to electrocute and destroy Kong titans. Luigi shot himself sideways off a building, in his Green Missile attack, and blasted the nape of a Kong titan's neck. Captain Falcon rapidly drove through the city streets in his Blue Falcon, and then jumped out to finish a Kong titan off with a Falcon Punch to the nape of his neck. Ness blasted another Kong titan's nape with his PK Flash.
As the Kong titans were continually being destroyed, Mumbo Jumbo ran out of a bank with a sack of money, laughing evilly, only to be stopped with a leaping kick to the gut from Robin. Mumbo's wand fell out of his hand, and was promptly caught by Robin.
"My wand, NO!" Mumbo cried.
"It's over, Mumbo!" Robin sternly said to the villain. SNAP! He broke the wand in two, restoring the panicking ape and monkey citizens to their human forms, and changing Mumbo to his own human form.
A flying motorcycle rider flew into the scene with Control Freak's remote in his hand, and Control Freak himself, Lex Luthor, Joker, Gorilla Grodd, Sinestro, Brother Blood, Red X, and Doctor Light tied up together in one of Red X's literal red x's in a trailer wagon. Mumbo was intimidated by the rider's pale skin, red eyes, wild black hair and mustache, and muscular physique.
"TV Time's over, old man," the motorcycle rider taunted. CRUNCH! He destroyed Control Freak's remote with a clench of his bulky fist, and all the Kong titans disappeared.
"MY REMOTE!" Control Freak screamed.
"OUR MISSION!" Mumbo cried out. He then fell down to his knees and loudly sobbed, "WHA-HA-HA-HA-HYYYY?!"
The motorcycle rider seized Mumbo and put him into the red x with the other subdued villains.
"Good work, Lobo," Batman complimented as he, Superman, Donkey Kong, and Diddy Kong entered into the scene.
"Anything the Main Man can do to help," Lobo replied somewhat boastfully. He then looked at DK and Diddy and asked, "So are those the monkeys that started all this?"
"They and their grandfather got plane wrecked in this city," Robin explained. "We've been trying to get help for them in reclaiming their home island from King K. Rool and the Brotherhood of Evil."
"Yeah, that's what I meant," Lobo said. "Anywho, you're goin' out with that orange alien girl, right?"
"Starfire? Yes," Robin answered.
"Well, I got a bounty for her twin sister, uh, what's-her-face," Lobo explained. "I hear she joined the Brotherhood of Evil. That's how I ended up getting involved in all this."
"And because we thought we'd put him to good use in capturing all those villains in his wagon," Superman added.
"Hey, Superman, it was my idea," Batman reminded him.
"Regardless, it was a good opportunity to show what the Main Man is all about," Lobo boasted. "And it was fun."
"Right," Batman said in an unamused tone. "Lobo, you take those guys to jail and meet us at Titans Tower later, got it?"
"Affirmative," Lobo complied, and he drove the captured criminals off.
Batman then turned to Robin and said, "Well, whataya say kid? Think we should get the meeting started?"
"You read my mind," Robin smiled as he pulled out his Titans Communicator.
***Additional Notes***
1. The goth monkey that Raven rescued was really Goth Boy, who first appeared in "Sisters" (Season 1, Episode 2).
2. Since Control Freak's release of hypnotized Kongs injected with Titan Serum is based on Attack On Titan, some elements of the fight were obviously derived from that show. Jericho's possession of a Kong titan to save Rose and fighting other Kong titans was inspired by Titan Eren saving Mikasa and fighting other titans. Robin almost getting eaten by a Kong titan and rescued by Batman was inspired by Eren sacrificing himself to save Armin in that exact same way, only Batman was saved by Superman.
3. Jericho's roar, "HAAAAROOOOAAAARRRRAWR!" was the same roar from King Kong in the 2005 movie in response to Ann Darrow's scream over Mike getting speared by a native.
4. Just to avoid confusion, Titans East is comprised of Bumblebee, Speedy, Aqualad, and Mas y Menos, and Titans North is comprised of Red Star, Argent, Kole and Gnarrk. I wanted to clarify that since I gave clear reference as to who the Titans South and Doom Patrol members are, but not the members of Titans East and Titans North.
5. For those who do not know, Beast Boy was a member of the Doom Patrol before quitting and eventually joining the Teen Titans. The Doom Patrol also appeared in the first two episodes of Teen Titans' fifth season.
6. I decided to include the rest of the original Super Smash Bros characters (DK was one of them) because I thought it would be cool. The attacks they were shown using were special moves, final smashes, and vehicles from the games.
7. Mumbo Jumbo's human form is first seen in "The Sum of His Parts" (Season 1, Episode 5), after Robin snapped his wand. Mumbo had also been shown at times robbing banks, which is where I derived the inspiration from.
8. Lobo is from Justice League: Unlimited and appeared in a two-part episode, "Hereafter," as a replacement for Superman. He is also a bounty hunter, and so I thought I would use him to aid the Justice League in capturing the villains that controlled Slade's Chained Kongs in different parts of America (the continent where the story takes place). Lobo has a boastful disposition and often refers to himself as "The Main Man." This is also shown in the Justice League comics, but Batman keeps him in line and he actually listens. I credit Jestalnaker94000 for sharing some of this stuff with me.