What if...

Magnus and Alec got freaky in the dressing room of Hot Topic? ;D

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"Hot Topic. Seriously Magnus? Do YOU even wear stuff from here?" Alec asked, standing in front of the store, poised to resist the force Magnus could undoubtedly put against him to get him inside. "Yes, I have the odd trinket here and there. But I specifically picked THIS store because with the way you dress, and the black abyss you love, this would be the right place to go. Black. But sexy. Do you understand my fashion-deprived-sexy-ass-mother-fucking-boyfriend-whom-I-love-dearly?" Magnus chirped, pressing his fingers a little harder against the small of Alec's back. Alec reluctantly moved forward and into the gateway to Hot Topic hell.

"Fine. But can I at least choose what I want?"

"Only if you let me pick them out for you to try on, and you decide what to buy."

"Fine."

Magnus smiled warmly, pushing him into the various racks of clothes.

In the end, Magnus had picked out over 14 shirts, 6 pairs of pants, 3 pairs of shoes, and a wack-load of different accessories.

Alec stared at it all in amazement, and with every article his eyes passed over, her realized he actually liked his boyfriends selections.

Magnus ushered him into the dressing room, jumping with the excitement of it all.

When Alec was in there, he marvelled over the clothes. He put together an outfit that consisted of a black t-shirt, form fitted with a two "boys bathroom"stick figures side-by-side with a pair of very baggy black and silver jeans. He stepped out of the dressing room, smiling at how Magnus's jaw dropped.

"I like this one." Alec said, fiddling with the hem of his shirt.

"It's fucking HOT." Magnus said, gaining quite a few odd looks from people in the store. "It shows your gay pride darling!" At that Magnus jumped up and down and clapped his hands uncontrollably. Alec blushed at the slightly unwanted attention from people in the store, and luckily Magnus stopped.

"Now, get your adorable butt back in there and surprise me again."

Alec could do nothing but obey. Alec looked over his selections very carefully... He wanted to wow his boyfriend to the extreme.

Looking at these clothes, Alec felt a rush of appreciation towards his boyfriend. Of course Magnus wanted him to explore the color spectrum, and he made sure that his selections had color on all of it. However what warmed Alec's heart the most is that none of the selections were outlandish. They were very normal esque, in terms of teenage fashion these days. Alec decided on a black tshirt with a red and blue dragon wounding around the torso, and selected a pair of skin tight pants.

Alec wanted to try them on. He really did... but they just looked so... Small.

And Alec soon found out, that they were indeed several sizes to small.

How did Alec know this?

He got stuck. Duh.

Alec was stuck. Badly. He had one leg in, up to his mid thigh, and that's where it held on. The pants were vice grip, and no matter how much Alec tried he couldn't even get his fingers under the ankle to pull them off. He was almost scared too, I mean, what if he ripped his leg off?

Alec was desperate now, and he was tugging with all his might (which is a lot) and tugged so hard, that his balancing leg lurched forward, successfully knocking himself down and his head colliding with the door.

What Magnus heard was the sharp crack of Alec's skull, and he was immediatly concerned. "Alec?" He squeaked, knocking softly on the door. Inside Alec was cursing as he saw stars in front of his eyes. "Yeah! OW!" He hit his head on the door handle, trying to sit up. "Alec are you ok?" Magnus asked, knocking on the door again. "I fell over!" Alec called, successfully standing up, bracing himself with the wall. "Jesus what did you do?" Magnus asked, behind the door his eyebrows rose.

"... One of the pairs of pants you brought is to small!"

"You got stuck?"

"Yes!"

"Can you get them off?"

"..."

"That's what I thought. I'm coming in-"

"NOOOOOO!"

"Honey, we've been over this, I have seen you naked everyday for the last 6 months. Whether is be on my couch, in the shower, in the middle of the street-"

"YOU PROMISED YOU'D NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT-"

"- or in my bed. Now buck up, move away from the door, and let me help you."

"... Fine..." The door slowly creaked open, to reveal Alec bound at the knees by a pair of vengeful skinnies. The sight was almost funny, if it weren't for the moisture stating over-frustration brimming in Alec's sweet blue eyes.

And we all know, Alec crying in Magnus's vicinity is a no-no children. A NO-NO.

"Oh Alec... I'm so sorry..." Magnus covered his mouth with his hand, innerly beating himself up for having provided the source of Alec's tears. "It's fine! Really! Just get them off of me!" Alec shrieked, collapsing on the wide bench.

Magnus felt the lightbulb go off above his head.

"Magnus, a lightbulb just appeared above you head."

"Did it? Well. That's because I know how to make it up to you!"

"Make it up to me...?"

"Yes!"

"You can it up to me by getting these pants off."

"Oh yes, yes I can, but I'm gonna spice it up. Taking pants off isn't fun without a pleasurable reason."

"What the hell- OOH."

"Oh yeah."

"That...? Here!"

"Right here. Right now."

Magnus dropped to his knees in front of Alec, looking into the now only slightly hazy eyes of his beloved. "I really am sorry." His hands were skillfully bring the petite pants off of Alec's legs. "I believe you..." Alec breathed out, hypnotized by the greenish cat's eyes staring back at him. "If there's any way else I can make up for this..."

"I'll let you blow me here, but fucking waits to the bedroom."

"Or the kitchen table..."

"Or the shower..."

"Or the middle of the street..."

"MAGNUS."

"Shut up sweetie."

Without warning, in one swift movement Magnus had wrenched down Alec's boxers and had engulfed his length to the hilt. Alec moaned loudly, muffled by covering his mouth and biting the insides of his cheeks. At the same moment he began biting, Magnus sucked so hard his cheeks went hallow, dragging sharp teeth of his length as he retreated.

Alec shifted his hips forward, pushing back into Magnus's mouth eagerly. "Magnus... Oh dear Angel..."

Magnus hummed in delight, having twistedly loving every time 'Magnus' and 'Angel' were in the same sentence.

Alec thrust forward again, overwhelming him within Magnus's mouth. He was barely aware of Magnus's magical hands massaging his inner thighs, his hands getting dangerously higher and higher. By the time he was aware, was when he was shotting off into Magnus's mouth, and he was aware of those caramel hands when they squeezed the living shit- er, jizz- our of his nutsack.

Alec's breath was strained, and his fingers laced in his lover's hair to pull him up for a kiss, however they couldn't even touch lips before an angry knocking came from the door.

"ALRIGHT PLAY TIME' OVAH! HE BETTAH NOT'VE SPUNKED HIS MAN GRAVY ON MAH FLOOR, HOE!"

Alec looked at Magnus, absoluetly terrified.

Magnus laughed.

Rofl.

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OH THANK FUCKING GOD HAS IT BEEN SERIOUSLY LIKE, TWO MONTHS SINCE I UPDATED! YAH. WELL. IT TOOK TWO MONTHS TO WRITE THIS _

Anywhoo.

YAY! :D

NEXT UP,,,,

I'm not sure yet, I have to go look at the suggestions given. ._.

BUT I WILL PREVAIL! SO HELP ME GOSHMOSH!

OH HEEEY did anywone notice the man gravy? Yah. That is a tribute to DesandNate.

Cuz they pwn my h00kerz n00b. Pr0n. Thazz raight.

LOTSA LOOOOVE~

!~Allie

PS. The men in black suits called from Hawaii. They said I must claim non-ownership or I'll be sued and fed to the wilderbeasts.