Hey guys and dolls!

Thank you for all of your suggestions and it makes me so happy that you don't want this abandoned so I decided to update this today, earlier than I usually do ( which is never) so here you go, all of these suggestions are taken from Lizzy Darcy so thank you although one was tweaked as I haven't seen the hobbits yet but I have seen LotR.

-iamnemesis

41. Wiggles the clown

Sherlock Holmes the fearless detective, prepared to do anything to catch criminals and solve murders.

Is scared to death of clowns.

I laughed for ages when I found out about this, in fact I'm still laughing!

It was at Christmas one year and he and Mycroft have a battle with presents.

He sent Mycroft an exploding cake and we were still waiting for Mycroft's present.

The doorbell rang and Sherlock, for once, went to get the door.

I followed him very, very slowly.

I heard a shrill, girly scream and I ran thinking Sherlock must have hurt a little girl or something to that extent.

But by the time I reached the top of the stairs I saw Sherlock curled up in a ball in the corner.

There was a clown at the door with a sadistic smile.

" Hey its wiggles the clown!" A/N kickthePJ quote!

I burst out laughing and I nearly fell down the stairs.

But, by God ... it was worth it.

42. The one sociopath to rule them all.

One thing you'll be happy to learn is that Sherlock is a huge Lord of the Rings fan.

I mean huge.

by huge I mean, he has a Legolas costume

LEGOLAS!

I had walked in one day and there was Sherlock, perched on the back of the sofa, with a straight, blonde wig (with the braids) on and shooting arrows at the smiley face on the wall.

Oh god, I mean I had to live in a flat didn't I?

I couldn't of just found a nice bridge to live under.

noooooo...

I had to go for comfort.

I think I took a few pictures for blackmail, shook my head and left.

He was truly the one sociopath to rule them all...

I wonder if he'd light up if I threw him in the fire?

He's going to drive me completely insane one day.

Just like the ring.

43. Jim VS Shezza

The worst week of my life.

Moriarty and Sherlock had a competition to see who could wreak more havoc on London.

Moriarty targeted... well, everything

And Sherlock went straight for downing street.

And I had to go with him.

it was midnight and Sherlock had dragged me along.

He dressed himself in a suit (surprise surprise) and walked to the front, flashed Mycroft's badge and got access.

although they were a bit suspicious why "Mister Holmes" was here at midnight.

He tiptoed into the kitchen and stole all the plates, cutlery and cushions from the living room.

He then pinned them all around London on telephone poles and other thing like that.

I think one even ended up in west Lancashire!

Anyway, There was a lot of havoc.

44. Tinfoil. I hate Tinfoil.

It was April fool's day.

I have always thought it was a bit immature.

But of course the emotionless sociopath thought it was hilarious.

I had a hard day at work, I just wanted to go home and have a well deserved cup of tea.

but Sherlock had wrapped EVERYTHING in tin foil.

Everything...

and then he proceed to cellotape thing to the ceiling.

Like my laptop.

I nearly killed him.

50. Scotland yard

If you so wish to live with Sherlock bloody Holmes, you must deal with the Yard as well.

Of course there's Donovan and Anderson...

but there's the betting too.

For ages now they have been betting if me and Sherlock are an "item"

which we're not!

(yet)

Donovan and Anderson are against it, but Lestrade, Dimmock and all the other officers support...

what did they call us?

ah yes...

Johnlock

I even think Mycroft supports it!

And I definitely know that Mrs. Hudson supports us.

oh well...

.

.

.

I AM NOT GAY!

and breathe.