Disclaimer: All rights to warrior cats go to Erin Hunter, and I do not claim to have come up with the idea for this, lolkittie64 did.
Epic Rap Battles of the four clans!
Leafpool VS Nightcloud VS Feathertail
BEGIN!
Leafpool
Well, I know I'm a Medicine cat- I'm not meant to fight.
But Let me warn you, I sure can bite!
Feather dearest, you fell like rain
And let me ask you- To what gain?
You hit the floor, and bam, you're dead!
What the hell was going through your head?
Yes, you were saving Crowpaw, isn't that right?
Well, if that's what to show for your ability to fight,
I think I can handle this, Nightcloud dear,
Step aside, bitches, I can smell your fear.
And on the subject of Nighty? You're not of the hook.
I can see you sitting there, giving me that look.
Aren't you just the worst cat that I've ever seen.
I can almost taste the jealousy- you're practically going green.
You know it's not very attractive to scowl like that.
We could think you were a dog, rather than a cat.
Now I hate to swing to such a low mark,
But it's no wonder Crowfeather didn't give you his heart.
I pity you really- Its sad, in fact.
I just wish that you all could learn some Star-damned tact!
Nightcloud
Oh, look at Leafpool, delivering her sass.
Well, stand back or prepare to get knocked on your ass!
If you're gonna rap against me, skip the formality!
I'm gonna beat you so hard you could call it fatality!
Now Leafy 'dearest' step aside if you please.
I'm the queen of this castle, so get down on your knees.
I'm the goddess here, all hail to me!
Open your eyes, trust me, you'll see.
Or is it just that your brain is too simple to see.
That the best match for Crowfeather really is me!
Listen here, Kitties, all ears to the queen,
You're the most pathetic lot of code-wreckers that I've ever seen!
Leafy, your predicament is truly amusing,
Feather your romance is so very confusing!
And look at how much trouble you both caused for yourself?
Leaf your career is back on the shelf.
And Feather, you died- oh what a shame.
Truth be told, you've got yourself to blame.
Feathertail
Well, don't you two talk a lot?
I guess it's time to show you what I've Got.
You're so immature- it's making me sick
I could snap both of you in half, just like a stick.
But I won't because I'm from Starclan, and I'm nice like that.
But when I was alive, you'd see a different cat!
I'd have freed you from the burden of your tails and ears,
You'd soon forget about all your petty fears.
But I'm a ghost now, So I'm gonna be nice.
And offer you both a bit of simple advice.
Don't mess with starclan, ignorant souls,
I can see that Crowfeather is both of your goals.
Trust me when I tell you, You won't be here long.
Try and steal my mate? Then we won't get along.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!