We FINALLY reached double digits peoples! X3 You're all awesome for liking my over used story idea so much.

Disclaimer:If I owned Naruto, the Akatsuki would've taken over the world by now! And none of them would've died. T^T

Crysta's POV

I shot upwards from my bed, causing me to fall onto the floor, inches away from my katana."Son of a.."I whispered, stopping as I remembered what caused me to wake up. I sighed and stood up, grabbing my phone and opening it to read '1 New Message: Aeryonna'."Jashin-damn it Aeryonna, I was sleeping!"I said, opening the message that said:

For some reason, Hidan is having a spaz attack. We ask him what the hell is wrong and he says Jashin-sama told him something's up with Dawn. Then he starts complaining since Jashin won't tell him exactly what is wrong. There anything wrong with Dawn?

Fuck. I can not tell them Dawn is most likely to be pregnant. But I can't tell them there's nothing wrong with her because Jashin-sama would never lie. I replied to Aeryonna:

I don't know, I'll go check on her now. Also, I WAS SLEEPING DAMN IT!

I stuck my phone in my pocket, grabbing my katana and walking out into the hall. I went over to Dawn's apartment, knocking on the door."Dawn? You awake? If I just woke you up, can you not kill me?"I asked. When I didn't get an answer, I attempted to open the door to find out it was unlocked. I quietly walked inside and saw a bloody mess in the living room. Looking more closely, I saw that this bloody mess was the symbol of Jashin.'Dawn probably performed a ritual for Jashin-sama..'I thought as I walked around the symbol. I went into the next room, which was her bedroom, and found Dawn wrapping up he entire arm."Damn..that must've been painful.."I said. She jumped slightly at the new presence in the room."Yeah, no shit."Dawn said, finishing wrapping her left arm.

She tried standing, but fell backwards onto the bed."Dawn, you alright?"I asked, rushing over to her."Yeah, just a little dizzy.."She replied with a nod."Jeez, why'd you perform that ritual anyways? You're not immortal like Hidan."

"I know, but I thought about Jashin-sama informing Hidan about me being pregnant, and I wanted to tell him myself. So I performed that ritual, asking Jashin-sama to not tell Hidan."

"That..is both smart and really stupid. Really stupid because you're not immortal, and can die from blood loss. Besides, Aeryonna sent me a text this morning telling me Hidan's having a spaz attack because Jashin-sama told him there's something wrong with you. But he never told him what was wrong." Dawn sighed and fell back onto the bed."When we get back, I have to tell Hidan about me possibly being pregnant, Autumn has to Kisame about her wrist, and you..have nothing to explain to Kakuzu yet."Dawn said."Yet?"I asked. She nodded and I rolled my eyes."Maybe we should get Sakura to heal that."I suggested, pointing to the wrapped wound."No, I rather have the scar."Dawn said stubbornly.

"Let me see the wound." She rolled her eyes and began unwrapping the bandages."Dawn, estas loca!"I shouted, seeing the deep wound."Yo no habla Espanol."She said with a smirk."Just get the damn wound healed, Dawn."

"Fine, whatever." Dawn actually needed help to walk at some points. We got Autumn and she assisted her as well as we went to find Sakura. We found the pinkette actually about to come up to our apartments."Sakura, do you mind healing a wound Dawn has?"Autumn asked."I don't mind at all! Could I see the wound?"Sakura said. Dawn pulled the bandages off, revealing the deep wound that went down her arm. Sakura flinched a bit."We better get that healed now." We rushed back to the house and Sakura gasped at the bloody mess in Dawn's living room."What happened?"Sakura asked with shock."It's..my religion."Dawn said. Sakura gave her an odd look before started healing the wound. Dawn flinched at contact. She stopped Sakura in the middle of the process, insisting she wanted some kind of scar left. It took some arguing, but there was still a small part of the wound left like Dawn wanted. Sakura re-wrapped it and asked about our religion.

"Well, our lord's name is Jashin."Dawn started. Sakura sat down as she waited for the explanation."Jashin is the god of death. You sacrifice your blood to him, or sacrifice others." Sakura had a scared expression. It was actually kinda funny."And that's your religion..?"She asked. Dawn nodded."As well as my boyfriend's and Crysta's." I nodded as well. I then remembered how long we were in Konoha.'Finally, we can leave soon!'I thought. Even though we've only been here four days, we all just wanted to get back to the base."Well, thanks for for healing me, Sakura."Dawn said."No problem! Also, try not to hurt yourselves too much for that religion of yours, okay?"Sakura said. We nodded. We then told Sakura we would have lunch with her and the others later and she was off.

We all sighed in unison."Okay, who else wants to leave two days early?"I asked. Dawn and Autumn raised their hands."Alright, should we get our stuff ready and let the others know we want to leave tomorrow?"Autumn asked."Yeah, I'll text the others."I replied. Dawn and Autumn nodded and we went to our apartments to get our stuff ready. Before I could even start, my phone recieved a message. Knowing it was Aeryonna again, I opened it and read:

So, is Dawn okay?

I replied:

She performed a ritual to Jashin-sama and she was a little off from the blood loss. She'll be fine, though, Sakura healed her. Also, let Hidan, Kakuzu, and Kisame know we want to come back early tomorrow.

I sighed and put my phone back in my pocket. They'll be glad we want to come back early. Since it was a one day trip, I had to tell them now so then they'd be here to get us tomorrow morning or so. Gathering all my stuff took less that ten minutes. Meaning I was bored. And when I'm bored, my drawing instincts kick in. So I pulled out a piece of paper from my folder and a perfectly sharpened pencil from my bag. I began sketching.

~A LITTLE WHILE LATER~

I finally finishing the drawing. I had drawn vines, covered in thorns and leaves that wrapped around each other, making larges bundles that went up each side of the page, finally meeting at the top. When they meet, the bundles of vines start wrapping and going down the page, wrapping around the bubble letters that said 'Crysta & Kakuzu'. Though, my OCD is bothering me, telling me that the vines wrap around each other weirdly and some of the bubble letters and a little bit too small. I hate having OCD.. It takes over, contradicts my drawings, and makes me erase, trying to fix what's wrong. I pushed my OCD aside and then pulled out my colored pencils. I always have my drawing utensils wherever I go. I colored the drawing it, using three different shades of green. One for the vines, a darker green for the leaves, and another different shade of green for our names. Yeah, I know, a lot of green. I then pulled out a brown and lightly shaded in the background. I put the drawing utensils away, then taking a quick look at my work. I put it safely in my folder, that I also bring with me, and put them back in my bag.

Just as I was about to get another paper out, someone knocked on the door, causing me to jump."Crysta, come on, we're going to get lunch."Autumn said from behind the door. I grabbed my katana and went outside, joining the others. We went to the same cafe we did the other day."So, anything interesting happening?"Kiba asked, taking a seat next to me."We got the girls to enjoy girl time."Ino said. Autumn, Dawn, and I rolled our eyes."Autumn, Crysta, and I are leaving tomorrow."Dawn stated, completely ignoring Ino. Everyone seemed to be disappointed at that."Why so soon?"Naruto asked."Well, our family back home is worried about us and two of us already have some kind of thing we need to explain to them."Autumn said, referring to her wrist and Dawn being pregnant.

"Hey, m-maybe you can tell us where your village is and w-we could come to visit some t-time.."Hinata suggested. Dawn shook her head."Sorry, but it's too far away. It's a week long trip from there to Konoha."She lied."That's no problem for us! We can accomplish going that far any day! Besides, that week could be a youthful training excercise!"Lee said, punching the air. I facepalmed."Really guys, we would tell you where we live, but it'd be best if you didn't know."I said, causing Dawn and Autumn to stare at me. The others had odd expressions as well."What's so wrong with knowing where you guys live? It's not like anyone's going to stalk you or anything."Chouji said. I shook my head."She's right. It would be best if you didn't know."Autumn agreed. I felt something nudge my hand. I looked down and saw a whimpering Akamaru. I began to pet him."Oh, it's okay Akamaru."I cooed."See? Even Akamaru is disappointed that you guys are leaving."Kiba said.

I really want a puppy..maybe if I beg to Leader-sama he'll consider it.. With a puppy, everyone will be happier! Somewhat, anyways.. Okay, back to life. We somehow got the same waitress as before, and again, she was not pleased to serve such a large group. I couldn't help to feel bad for Akamaru, so once in a while, I would slip him a piece of my food. That's right bitches, one of my best friends is a dog. I would also notice some of the others whispering to each other."So, do you think you'll ever visit again?"Tenten asked, snapping me out of my trance."I'm not sure. It depends on what our family thinks back home. I doubt they'll let us, though."I replied."I'm sure you can convince them to let you come again!"Sakura said. I sighed. Pinky here has no idea about what the others would do if we wanted to come back to Konoha again..

"I don't think so, they're really stubborn and don't like being seperated from us."Dawn said."That's too bad, you are all very youthful girls!"Lee said. Dawn rolled her eyes."I've been meaning to ask you guys something,"Sakura started. We looked at her."Dawn, and Autumn, is that your actual hair color?" I looked and their hair and was shocked to see barely any of their actually hair showing. They haven't re-dyed their hair in over a month or two."Um..actually, it's not. Back where we live, we had products that let us dye our hair various colors. But that would be cool if is was our actual hair colors."Autumn explained. The others nodded. I then let out a sneeze."The hell did that come from?"I thought out loud."Maybe the others are talking about you Crysta."Autumn said with a snicker."I wonder what are the others doing right now.."I thought out loud again.

Third Person POV

"Why do I get the feeling that Crysta's talking about us, hm?"Deidara thought out loud. The blonde layed on the couch with Keira on top of him."I don't know, Dei. Maybe she is."Keira replied with a shrug. Alexa, who was siting on the couch opposite of them next to Sasori, held up a finger as if to make a point."Well, she does like to talk shit about people."She stated."That is true.."Keira wondered."I'm gonna miss how it was somewhat more peaceful without the three here."Sasori deadpanned. Alexa giggled."Now, Danna, you know you don't mean that."She scolded, earning some laughter from Deidara and Keira. Sasori gave her an odd look."Yes, I think I do."

"That's mean, Danna!" Sasori shrugged, causing Alexa to cross her arms. Sasori smirked and pulled Alexa onto his lap, kissing her cheek as well. Alexa smiled as well and wrapped her arms around his neck."Uh-uh! No eating each other's faces in the living room!"Keira scolded. Sasori glared at the girl, kissing Alexa regardless. Keira pouted."No fair. Dei, let's go upstairs and make babies since those two are eating each other's faces here in the living room."She stated, earning a laugh from the blonde. Deidara sat up, Keira getting up as well and sitting on his lap."Fine by me, yeah." Keira giggled as she was carried bridal style upstairs to their bedroom."Speaking of babies, what do you think would be a good name if we have kids?"Keira wondered. Deidara shrugged and sat her on the bed, sitting next to her as well.

"What about Katsu?" Deidara gave her an odd look."You mean the phrase I yell when about to blow something up, hm?"He asked. Keira nodded."You know..that could be a good name, yeah.."

"Exactly!" Deidara chuckled, wrapping his arm around Keira's waist and pulling her closer to him."Wait,"Keira said, standing up. Deidara gave her an odd look as she walked over towards the door. Keira smirked as she shut the door, causing Deidara to smirk as well."Now, we can't be interupted."Keira said, locking it as well and returning to the bed. Deidara wrapped his arms around Keira's waist, her wrapping her arms around his neck. Just as the two leaned in to kiss, they were interupted as there was a knocking on their door."Sempai! Sasori-san said you and Keira-chan were doing naughty things!"Tobi called. Megan's giggles could be heard in the background."Tobi, if you and Megan don't leave right now, I'll blow you both up right into hell, un."Deidara growled. The two 'meep-ed' and dashed away.

Megan burst into a fit of giggles trying to contain her laughter. She then grabbed Tobi's wrist and pulled him into their room and shut the door."Um..Madara-kun?"Megan asked. Madara tilted his head to the side in confusion at the new honorific."Do you think you could..take your mask off, just for me?"She finished, tilting her head to the side as well. Madara stared at Megan for a few seconds. Megan thought his silence was his way of saying no."I-I mean if it's okay with you, you don't have to.." Megan stopped mid-sentence as Madara grabbed his mask."Do you want to see, Megan?"Madara asked. She nodded, eager to see his face. He began to slip off his mask, completely reluctant. When he finally did, Megan smiled."You're more handsome than I thought you would be."She said. Madara smiled as well, a light blush appearing."You're blushing."Megan stated with a smirk."No I'm not."Madara denied, quickly covering his face. Megan giggled, sitting on Madara's lap. He wrapped his arms around her waist, resting his chin on the top of her head. The two sighed in unison, enjoying their alone time.

"So, where are Kakuzu, Kisame, and Hidan off to?"Bryanna asked from her position layed on the couch with her head resting on Zetsu's lap."Went to go get Crysta, Autumn, and Dawn. Apparently they wanted to come back to the base early. Everyone's going to miss the peace while it lasted. Be nice, the three were worried about the girls." Bryanna giggled as the two sides started a small argument."Sometimes I find our love odd."She stated."Really? How so?"Zetsu asked. Bryanna held up one finger,"I'm a girl from the real world who loves anime." Two fingers."You're a carnivorous venus flytrap with two personalities from a fictional yet not-so fictional world." Three fingers."Finally, we somehow met and fell in love with each other, despite how different we are from each other." Zetsu thought about what she said.

"You actually have a point there.. Does it seem too odd for you, though?" Bryanna sat up."No, not at all. It just seems to send me into deep thought sometimes.." Zetsu chuckled as Bryanna stared off into space, looking like she was thinking about something."You're a weirdo, just like your sister. But we can really love it sometimes."

"Yeah, think about being her brother-in-law in the future. She would love that."Bryanna stated, snapping from her 'thinking trance'."A family of crazies. Lord, help me."

"The lord is busy at the moment, he'll be sending down one of his angels right away." Bryanna sat on Zetsu's lap, wrapping her arms around his neck."I think she's here already."She said."That was fast. The lord must've sent one of his best angels considering how beautiful she is."

"Yeah, and this angel wants to stay right here for a while, because she really loves who she's looking at right now." A light pink blush could be visible on Zetsu's white half. Bryanna smirked and leaned in to kiss Zetsu. The two had to break the kiss, though, when they looked over to see Aeryonna giggle slightly."What's so funny?"Bryanna asked."You're just as weird as Crysta."She stated."How?"

"One reason: You love a plant." Bryanna glared at her."Hey, at least I'm not dating someone named Weasel." Zetsu's dark half snickered. Aeryonna rested her head on Itachi's shoulder."But I love my weasel. He's human, and is very sexy." Itachi chuckled and kissed Aeryonna's forehead."Suck on that." Bryanna stuck her tongue out at Aeryonna."I'll kick your ass. I did it once, I'll do it again."She stated."Come and get me."Aeryonna challenged. The two girls stood up, about to attack each other, only to be held back by their boyfriends. They continued shooting death at each other as the two Akatsuki members sighed."Just imagine what the situation were to be like if Crysta was here to assist Bryanna."Itachi deadpanned."Leader-sama would have a bitch fit. For what? The horrible mess they would make." The two were finally sat back down. And everything was fine until Aeryonna muttered one last comment.

"At least I'm not flat chested.." Let's just say it took a while to keep Bryanna from killing Aeryonna.

YAY, the girls are going home early! And we get to see Hidan's reaction to him being a daddy soon! ALL OF THAT NEXT CHAPPIE! X3

Answer:I'm gonna have to say Soul Eater. It's funny and can be a little bloody, with cool fight scenes as well. IT'S PERFECT FOR ME! (After Naruto Shippuden, of course..)

QftC:What Yaoi pairing (From Naruto) just makes you want to puke your brains out and then eat some cake to make yourself feel better?

I think I have a few answers to that question.. I found some pairings that don't seem to make sense to me.. Well anyways, reviews are very appreciated!