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Rosalie VS. Jacob
Chapter 9- Rosalie the Actress
JPOV
After the party I of course did what any sensible person would do. I thought of revenge. Blondie had blackmailed me and almost got me killed by Leah AND Edward. This would have to be really good. I thought about what Rosalie liked most in this world. Herself. Problem was, it wasn't like I could mess up her face (although it was a tempting idea) so I thought about something else about herself she liked and came up with a memory from back when Bella was pregnant with Nessie…
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RPOV
I knew the dog wasn't a complete idiot so, yeah, I did think he was plotting revenge against me. The fact that BELLA helped him out last time was not a good omen. It meant that my very own family was willing to go against me. This was not a pleasing thought. All I knew was if Emmett dared to go up against me he was dead meat.
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The next day…
Jacob POV
I walked over to Emmett while he was playing on his XBOX in his bedroom.
"Hey Emmett."
"Can't…talk…playing…Halo…hard… must…win!"
"Ummm…okay. I just wanted to ask a favor."
"Can't…talk…playing…Halo…hard… must…win!"
"Yeah, I get it. You know how Rosalie threatens to take the XBOX out of the room all the time?" He answered with a grunt. "I heard her tell Alice that she was gonna throw your Rock Band set AND your XBOX away." That made him pause the game and turn to me with a horrified expression.
"WHAT!? NOOOOO!!!"
"That's what I thought too, big guy. So I thought we should do something to get her back for it." I said this as convincingly as possible but he frowned.
"I don't think so. Rose doesn't like it when I do things like that to her. I remember that one time…" He looked off in another direction remembering some memory.
"C'mon. What's the worst she could do?"
"Are you seriously asking me that?"
"Right. Look, what if I took the blame? If she thought it was you, I'd just say it was me. That way she'll never know."
"Well…fine." I grinned, resisting the urge to do a fist punch into the air. I told Emmett the plan. He looked shocked by it.
"She'll kill me," he said.
"No," I said frowning sadly, "she'll kill ME."
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RPOV
When I came back from my hunting trip with Alice and Jasper (no way was I going with Bella after what she did) the dog was there. Warning bells went off in my head. Emmett wasn't anywhere I could see.
"Where's Emmett?" I said.
"He went out with Bella, Edward and Nessie to the amusement park. Carlisle's at work. Esme went for some design books." He looked bored but that could always be a trick.
Alice chose then to speak. "Esme went without me! I'll see you guys later. C'mon Jazz." They walked out, foolishly leaving me with the dog. I ignored him walking up the stairs and into my room. I heard the TV turn on downstairs. From what I heard he was watching Spongebob. More proof he was an idiot. (AN: Rose's opinion not mine.)
I went into my walk-in closet to look for the necklace Alice bought me the other week and noticed that something was off. I couldn't put my finger on it. I looked around trying to isolate the change. And then it hit me. HOW DARE HE!
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JPOV
I heard her scream. Snickering I walked up the stairs and into her room, where clothes were being flying out from the doorway of her closet. I heard her panicked voice and grinned even wider.
"WHERE ARE THEY!? WHERE ARE THEY!?"
I laughed. The clothes stopped flying and she walked out of her closet slowly, turning to face me with a hateful, murderous expression. I stepped back. Maybe I should have ran when I heard her scream, met up with the guys at the amusement park and when I came back there would have been witnesses to my death. But there was no one here. Except me and a psychopath blonde who had lost her wardrobe. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.
"What did you do?" she said calmly. The calm before the storm, I thought.
"I went over to Charlie's house, got all of Bella's clothes and switched them with yours. Then I went to K-Mart (the store) and bought you some new ones."
"What did you do with my clothes?" She was still calm. For now.
"Goodwill."
"YOU GAVE MY DESIGNER CLOTHES TO CHARITY!?"
"Yep."
"ALL OF THEM!"
"Yep."
"AND BOUGHT ME NEW ONES AT- AT- AT…" I could see she couldn't bear to same the name of the store. "K-MART! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE K IN K-MART STANDS FOR YOU DOG!? IT STANDS OF KING OF CHEAP! AS IN UGLY, CHEAP CLOTHES!!! (AN: Apologies to anyone who gets all their clothes at K-Mart) I WANT MY PRADA!!!!!!!!!" She then fell and sobbed tearless sobs. I stared in shock. She has feelings?
"How could you do this to me Jacob? I thought after the blackmail incident we could finally be friends but I guess I was wrong!!!!! I-I-I thought we could finally put the past behind us! And be friends!!! Or at least, not enemies!" She continued to dry sob. I fell to the floor and hugged her.
"I'm sorry Rosalie! I didn't think you wanted to be friends!!! I promise not to do it again!! Guess what? I didn't even give your clothes to Goodwill! They're at my house and some extra had to be stuffed at Charlie's house! Okay, maybe I did give some to Goodwill." She sobbed harder. "But we could always buy them back!" She quieted down some and broke away.
"Really?" she said.
"I promise. I'll even hold the bags at the mall when you replace the clothes I gave away."
"Thanks, Jake." She smiled and hugged me. I heard someone walk up the stairs. They opened the door. It was Carlisle. He gaped in shock seeing Rosalie hugging me on her bedroom floor. Then he ran out shouting.
"THE THERAPY WORKED!!!" He appeared back at the door and took a picture with a camera. Then he ran off to go shout some more.
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RPOV
I can't believe Carlisle had to go and take a picture. Ugh. I shooed the dog out of the room, making up the excuse that I had to clean the mess of clothes up.
He was soooooo stupid for actually believing that act I put on. As if I'd actually want to be friends with him!!! I sniffed myself. I smelled like dog. Eww. I went into the bathroom to take a shower. At least I got someone to hold my bags and when I get him back for what he did he won't see it coming.
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At Jake's house after saying bye to Nessie…
JPOV
DAMN! Today was crazy. I made revenge on Rose only to find she had a good side. Wait 'till the pack heard this!
Ohhhh Jake. Sorry to burst your bubble but things aren't always what they seem!
MWAHAHAHAHA!! I think this was the longest chapter written. Hmmmm…
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