DADADA, DADADA, DADADAAAAAAA! The 100th review is in!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!
Mallory is back in therapy after an incident involving the 500-pound pig from our Vo-Ag program that my teammates and I "accidentally" let loose on school grounds… whoops. ;-)
So, anyway, the list of clichés is winding down, so I'll be using more suggestions. If you have one (and it better be a REAL cliché or else I'll feel bad for bashing it… and you wouldn't want that, would you?) review it to me in this chapter. NO OTHER CHAPTER- I'll be looking for it here.
So our next cliché unfolds… in ROSEALICEBELLA! The zany and "so original" cliché in which Bella switches places with Alice and Rose, suggested by an anonymous friend of mine.
Enjoy it! And Mallory says… uh… "Pig, no… DON'T EAT MY SHOES!"
Disclaimer: If I was Steph Meyer, I wouldn't need a disclaimer, now would I?
RoseAliceBella
Alice/Rose: Look at me! I am a human girl who is oddly similar to another girl called "Bella Swan"! I'm going to have adventures that follow the "Twilight" plotline exceedingly closely and will be extremely tedious to my readers!
Bella: Hi! I am a hot vampire now who is either super angsty or wayyyy too peppy! I'm just like Alice/Rose, except I'm Edward's lover!
Alice/Rose: Like, I just showed up at Forks High, and I have fallen for Jasper/Emmett, except he seems to hate me!
Jasper/Emmett: That is because I am a vampire (crowd: le gasp! We SOOO didn't se that coming at all!)
Alice/Rose: Whoo! I'm dating a hot vampire now! –glomps on to Jasper/Emmett—
Bella: Wow. I have two options depending on who has replaced Stephenie Meyer's main character – I will either be, like, totally BFFs with Alice/Rose, or I will wish her eradicated from this earth! And Edward will be so sappy to me because I am a hot vampire who adores him!
Alice/Rose: Le sob! Because my adventures are completely unoriginal and are a total theft to a smarter person's plot, Jasper/Emmett has left me and I am angsty and alone! (But secretly, I am falling for a werewolf best friend… let's call him "Blake")
Carlisle, in solemn voice: And so continue the exceedingly tedious adventures of Alice/Rose, which shouldn't even be allowed because it totally steals Stephenie Meyer's plotline. –walks away with a swish of curtain—
Haha, dramatic music should accompany the end – dum, dum, DUM. This was a rather amusing little thing. Ah well. Mallory also recommened to never let out 500-pound pigs!
R&R! Flames will be used to stir-fry chopped Jake over the scorched remains of BellaVampire and human Alice/Rose.
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