Chapter 10 Donuts are like Drops of Rain
-Camp Dominators-
"Foooood!" Kairi exclaimed stuffing food in her face.
"Hey Kairi! Pass me a donut!" Yuffie called to the red head.
"No!" she exclaimed huddling over the food, "My donut!"
"Kairi, just give me a frikin' donut." Yuffie said, exasperated.
"Never!" She shouted with a deranged expression on her face.
Yuffie sighed, "Fine then. I'll just have to ask the deity of donuts for help." Yuffie proceeded to paint her face and skip around the camp shouting to the sky, "Please oh master of all that is round and sugary, send us some donuts!
Suddenly, storm clouds came out of nowhere and donuts began to fall from the sky. Everyone gaped at the donuts of all shapes as sizes that were raining down upon them.
"Dude, this is sooo rad!" Xigbar exclaimed stuffing his face full of sugary goodness. And so they all started eating.
-Camp Warriors of Justice-
Sora sat straight up and exclaimed, "My sugar senses are tingling!" And with that, he got up and ran across the beach and into the trees, disappearing from sight.
"Well, that was weird." Axel commented.
-Camp Dominators-
Aerith paused from eating her donut and asked, "Does anyone hear that?"
"Hear what?" Larxene asked. There was an ominous rumbling and something shot out of the trees. Marluxia screamed in surprise and Kairi exclaimed,
"It's Sora!'
"Donuts!" Sora exclaimed ecstatically jumping into the air and catching a pastry with his mouth. Finishing off the donut quickly, he ran around crawling on all fours and barking like a dog.
"Somebody catch that crazy kid!" Larxene screeched. Saix and Xigbar ran towards Sora who was crouched on the ground munching on a banana crème donut. Just as he was about to be caught by them, he jumped away with a bark, leaving the two men to crash into each other.
"I really hate that kid." Saix muttered rubbing he forehead.
Yuffie clasped her hands together and said, "Oh great Deity of donuts, please help us stop this donut crazed young man!"
"Why are you so obsessed with donuts?" Demyx asked.
"Didn't I tell you? I am the leader of NFDW, the National Federation of Donut Worshipers." Yuffie said pointing to a bright yellow sash she was wearing. It read NFDW in bold blue letters.
"Oh Yuffie, you're so talented!" Aerith smiled.
"Good gravy!" Marluxia yelled pointing up at the sky.
"OMG! It's a giant donut!" Demyx exclaimed. Every man women and child ran away screaming, trying to avoid the wrath of the giant donut. Only Sora stayed behind.
"Oooo...donut..." he said moments before the enormous pastry landed on top of him, completely covering the Keyblade master.
-Camp Warriors of Justice-
"Sora sure has been gone for a long time..." Riku murmured.
"I'm sure the little schizophrenic is fine." Axel said sticking random objects into the fire.
"I hope he fell into a hole somewhere far away from here and died." Vexen said wishfully crossing his arms.
"Someone is approaching the camp." Sephiroth stated leaning nonchalantly against a tree. just as his poke, three figures emerged from the trees carrying a limp Sora. Larxene ordered Saix and Xaldin to release the boy, and he fell limply to the ground with a blissful smile pasted on his face.
Riku ran to his side, then asked with a puzzled expression. "Why is he covered with glaze?"
"'Don't ask." Saix said bluntly. They were all startled when Sora barked in his sleep then started twitching.
Ignoring Sora, Xemnas pointed at Larxene and shouted, "Your team's winning streak has come to an end!"
A vein showed up on Larxene's forehead and she shouted back. "Oh, I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too!" She threw Sora a disdainful look then turned around and stalked away, followed closely by her two little henchman.
"Why that insufferable-" Xemnas began.
"You really don't like her, do you?" Leon asked with an I-don't-care-and-I-don't-know-why-I'm-asking expression on his face.
"Well, she wasn't always like that..." Xemnas trailed off, remembering better times.
-flashback-
Larxene and Xemnas sat at the table, eating dinner in the large dining room of Castle Oblivion.
Xemnas looked up from his plate and asked, "Larxene, could you pass me the salt?"
"Sure Xemmy." the blonde replied, handing the nobody the salt shaker.
"Hey...wait a second. We're nobodies...do we even need food?" she asked.
Xemnas shrugged, "Beats me." And they went back to eating.
-end flashback-
Xemnas was zapped out of his flashback when something whizzed past his face. "We're under attack!" Vexen yelled running for cover. A pack of ninjas appeared and began to jump around and throw shuriken. then, just as quickly as the appeared, they disappeared in a poof of smoke. "Is it over?" Vexen asked from the bushes.
"Yes." Zexion answered walking away.
"Where are you going?" Axel called.
"We got out next challenge from those ninjas." he said holding a note up over his shoulder for everyone to see.
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