-1FINAL FANTASY VII:
Adventures of Cloud Strife the Chocobo
Disclaimer: I do not own the FFVII world or any random pop ups to make things funny. But it's been awhile since my last update. `-`… Well, here's the update, finally. Well, lets enjoy this funny tale.
Chapter 10: getting ready to head to Cosmo Canyon
Cloud didn't like Rufus's Shinra grunts study him. "I can't take this anymore…I'm going to put an end to this strange nightmare!" Cloud thought. He broke out of his straps that were restraining him with his sword and leaped out of the table. "He's loose! Restrain him!" One grunt said. The grunts all circled around Cloud.
The grunts all were going to dog pile Cloud, but Cloud jumped in the air and spun himself with his sword knocking the grunts out. "Wark!" Cloud cried with a slight smile.
But he was soon in the clutches of Scarlet holding onto him to make sure he wouldn't escape. "Hahah…you think you can escape Shinra? Think again, Cloud. You ain't leaving this place." Scarlet said. Cloud glared kicking his feet in the air but struggling was no good.
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Tifa and the gang snuck through the vents along side Tidus's group. "Geez…couldn't we have gone another way...because this is such a huge building and a waste of time to be here in the vents." Tidus said. Tifa turned her head towards Tidus. "I think your right for once Tidus." She said in replied to his question. They all climbed out of the vents and entered the main hallway.
"Okay…we just need to think of a way to get to Cloud before Sephiroth does." Barret said. "Ahh…I wouldn't worry about that, I'm sure Sephiroth is having a hard time getting here, so he won't have time to get Cloud before we do." Cait Sith said not worried at all. "Why are you so happy?" Waka asked Cait Sith. "I'm always happy…nothing puts me down!" Cait Sith said. Everyone fell back.
"Lets go rescue Cloud!" Yuna said getting up while dusting herself off. Everyone nodded. Zack and Aeries was a head of everyone walking down the long hallway to find Cloud.
Zack took a peek at one door and saw a huge one-eyed monster and quickly shut the door. "Heh…must have opened the wrong door." Zack said with a sweatdrop going down his head.
A squirrel suddenly walked in with a blue flight helmet.
"And now, here's something we hope you'll really like."
Everyone just stared at him before moving on.
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"Calm down…Cloud, now tell, me how did you come in that state?" Rufus asked. Cloud only talked in Wark that it was hard for anyone to understand him. Palmer laughed. "Your too special I bet Hojo would of love working with you." He said. "But bless Jenova and her gift to him…god I wish he were here." He said thinking of Hojo.
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HEAVEN:
"Ha! They want me to come back! That's so ironically hilarious, I mean that I'm a genius!" Hojo said admiring himself. Lucrecia sighed. "Well, it wouldn't hurt to go down there to visit them…but…" She paused and then smacked Hojo in the face. "That's for taking my son! And I didn't even get to hold him!" Hojo got up rubbing his cheek. "Well, Doctor…I'm very sorry that had happened…forgive me." He said. Omega sighed with grief for having them with him.
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SHINRA CORP. BUILDING:
Tifa kicked every door down trying to look for Cloud. They made it to one of the floors and opened it. "Rufus let go-" Tifa and Yuffie's eyes went white seeing Heidegger doing something wrong and quickly slammed the door. Yuffie rushed towards the elevator.
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Sephiroth approached the building and slightly smirked. "Just like old times." He thought. Then he felt a bump and quickly spun around pulling out his sword. Black mage and Fighter backed away slowly as his sword went more upward towards them.
"Whoa…take it easy." Black mage said. "Hmph…. you're a Black mage." Sephiroth said.
"That's correct, but I know that we are both after the same thing." Black Mage explained. "If it's the gold Chocobo…then No! I'm not going to let anything stand in my way. That's my Chocobo that Rufus has." Sephiroth explained. Black mage raise an eyebrow. "Okay…it is the gold bird. But only the storng wil delight in the spoils of victory." Black mage said.
Sephiroth looked at them and laughed. "And that would be you two? You're serious? Then let's go." Sephiroth said getting into his fighting stance.
"You're on!" Fighter said.
SWIRL!!!
Black Mage and Fighter were still inside their graphics and saw Sephiroth looking almost real.
"Whoa! Holy dragon fires!" Black mage said surprised. Fighter saw how long Sephiroth's sword was and he went wild. "Oh! Oh! I want that sword! Gimmie!" Fighter shouted with joy. "You want it? Then here!! FIGHTER DOKEN!" Black mage said tossing his friend. Sephiroth dodge it and slashed Fighter aside. Fighter looked up and saw the number 99999 damage on his head and fainted.
"Ohhh! Now feel the power of---" Black mage said laughing evilly while charging up blue energy. "HADOKEN!!!" He shouted blasting a huge blast of energy at Sephiroth.
The place turned white and Black mage sneered knowing that had gotten Sephiroth. Sephiroth stood there like nothing had happened.
"Say what!" Black mage said with huge yellow eyes seeing that his attack didn't even leave a dent. Sephiroth slashed his sword and Black mage fell.
SWRIL…
Black mage got up smoking for some reason. "Okay…you win." He said twitching. Sephiroth nodded. "You guys are the weakest bunch since…the rest of your games on the GBA."
"Hey! We at least were the first most popular guys around you sliver haired bastard." Fighter said. Sephiroth got angry and turned Fighter into a frog.
"Ribbit!" Fighter cried.
"O, O" Black mage was impressed on what Sephiroth had done. "Teach me how to do that!" Black mage said. Sephiroth frowned and headed for the building. "Hey…wait, I have an idea. How about you help us get that gold noble Chocobo for us and-" Sephiroth pointed his sword towards Black mage's face. "Or…how about you get me Cloud and give him to me and I'll spare your lives." Sephiroth said.
Fighter got up from his frog curse. "That's a terrible deal. How about you kill us and take the bird for yourself-"
Black mage immediately kicked his nuts. "Fighter shut up!
Sephiroth smirked. "So is it a deal or not?"
Black Mage looked from side to side. "Well I really wish I had an answer but my evil yoga class starts in a little bit and-" Sephiroth flashed his sword at them.
"Ok…okay." Black mage said. Sephiroth ran towards the building while Black mage and Fighter ran in their slow graphics of running or side scrolling.
Fighter looked at black mage. "Evil yoga?"
Black mage sighed and continued to run, having a hard time running at the fast 3d guy.
"Damn Sephiroth and his top-notch graphics." Black mage groaned in his throat. "I want to have his sword." Fighter said. "Forget the sword, just focus on getting that bird."
"But what about the sword? Its so long and-"
"Guhh…why do I even hang out with you anyway." Black mage said placing his hand on his face.
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Vincent walked in and found the room Cloud was in and busted it down.
"Wark!" "Vincent!" Cloud cried seeing Vincent standing there. Vincent picked up Cloud and quickly spun around seeing the Shinra soldiers surrounding him. "Give us, the Chocobo and we won't strain you." Said the Shinra commander. Tifa and the rest of the gang came in beating everyone up to make a path for Cloud and Vincent to escape. Tidus and the gang all sighed seeing that they were worthless in doing nothing. "I'm not going to let them get away, with that Chocobo!" Tidus said. "Ya! We need that one to get us home." Waka replied. Yuna turned her head and saw the highwind waiting for everyone to get in with Cloud. "Lets go up on the highwind." She said. Tidus smiled and he quickly grabbed up onto the ropes to be pulled up.
Rufus saw Vincent and the rest got away with his special little bird and decided to go into high risk to get Cloud back.
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Sephiroth looked up and saw Vincent carrying Cloud. He leered and ran ahead once again of Black Mage and Fighter. Black Mage and Fighter stopped to catch their breath.
"Hey-Seph…Can you slow down a bit?" Black Mage said. Sephiroth waited for them to catch their breath. He waited impatiently. "By the time you two catch your breaths…they would be gone with MY Chocobo." Sephiroth said waiting.
He saw the ship living and couldn't take it anymore. He quickly scooped them up onto his back while his long black wing appeared. They were all in the air soon after Sephiroth's wing had appeared.
"Woo!! Faster!" Fighter said happily feeling the wind blow in his hair.
Sephiroth flew after the highwind as fast as he could get to the main ship to snatch Cloud once again.
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Tifa paced back and fourth thinking. "I hope we can find the problem soon and fast before Cloud soon forgets about everything." She said.
"I know…but we should maybe ask someone around here." Yuffie said. "Even though Cloud didn't give me any Materia."
Cloud looked at Yuffie. "Huh! Like I would give you Materia." Cloud thought. He turned around and saw something that grabbed his attention. "Huh? Cloud?" Tifa said following him.
Cloud found something for him to eat. Aeries gladly handed it to him. Cloud started to munch down on it. "I thought that he might be hungry after all that on what's been going on." She said to Tifa. Tifa placed her hands on her hips. 'Well, I thought that it might have been our enemy trying to trick Cloud." She said with a slight giggle. Zack came in to check on his little friend. "How you doing?" He said with a smile petting Cloud's head. Cloud Warked happily being petted.
Cait Sith popped up to tell Tifa something. "What is it Cait Sith?" She asked. Cait Sith's Mog walked up to Zack and stared at him before licking him. Zack felt a slight tingle going through his body. "I freaking hate this guy…why does he do this too me?" Zack thought. "Well, I believe Red XIII can help us with our little problem with Cloud." Cait said. "I think Bugenhagen can help us out."
Tifa had a blank face for a moment. "And how do you know this?" She asked still surprised. Cait Sith laughed. "Its all right here in the Author's notes." He said pulling out a book. Tifa picked up the book and with through it. "You mean…we could of done this before Sephiroth came up?" She said. Cait Sith nodded. Tifa felt so stupid and tossed the book aside grabbing her hair. "WHY? WHY DIDN'T YOU COME EARLIER CAIT IN THE STORY?" Tifa shouted with tears while she was a chibi. "I don't know…maybe the author wanted to have fun." Cait said.
Cloud walked around inside his pin thinking. "I'm starting to lose myself, again…first the coma and now this…Why are these things happening to me?" he thought.
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Tidus and the gang walked into the Chocobo pin. "Well, since no one is here I guess we could borrow Cloud finally." Tidus said. "Right, and that way we can be on our way home." Yuna said with a sign of hope. "Ya! I wouldn't mind if we even keep the little guy. " Waka said. Cloud looked straight ahead before slowly curling up to sleep. Tidus and Yuna walked into the room where Cloud was in the Chocobo pen.
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Sephiroth made it into the ship hiding between the boxes of the cargo bay. "Okay…Now's my chance to finally have the Chocobo." Sephiroth said with a chuckle. Black Mage tried to peek through to see if no one was around. But Yuffie hang around that area since she always gets airsickness. "Oh man, I hate this so bad…Urp." Yuffie moaned. Sephiroth, black Mage, and fighter tip toed passed Yuffie to get to the bridge where the Chocobo pen was. "I think it would be great to get some food!" Fighter said out loud. Black mage quickly shut Fighter up with a spell. "Shh!" Black mage said. Sephiroth had disappeared from their sight. "Stupid…Sephiroth and his special powers." Black mage thought.
-End of chapter 10-
A/N: well, I hope you all enjoyed that. PS. My brother Jonesycat79 helped me with the black mage and fighter stuff. Well please leave a review.