A/N: Well, at least it's not a potion. However, he still has a ways to go, as Ryoma would put it. XDDDDDDDDDD

Disclaimer: I do not own GX or Ryoma's famous catch phrase. Angel Duelist 153 gets partial credit for this fic.

Plan J:

Chazz sat under a tree, crossing lines off of a page in his notebook. He chewed apprehensively on the eraser, trying to come up with another plan. Sighing, he wished Alexis would at least give him brownie points for trying. After all, no other guy worked this hard for her attention. And the only reason he did was out of love. Oh, the things he did for her! Yet, she would never know.

Finally, he snapped his fingers in inspiration. Quickly, he set to plan his…plan. Which was completely unnecessary, seeing how simple it was. However, he had no room for more failure.

"This has to work!" He hissed, smiling wickedly and rubbing his hands together eagerly.

He peered around, scanning the horizon. Spotting her sitting under a tree at some distance, he began his façade. First, he slumped his shoulders and drooped, making his posture as miserable as possible. Then, he put an expression of absolute sorrow and loss on his face. He trudged heavily over to where she was sitting, then collapsed to his knees before he reached her. She looked up curiously.

He began to sob loudly. "Oh, the agony!" He paused, sobbing some more. "My heart, it doth break! Oh, the bittersweet irony of life! Why must my dear family hate me so? Oh! Why must I be so abused and despised! Oh, if I only had the love of a beautiful woman, why, my heart would be healed!"

He crumpled to the ground, his wet face pressed in his hands as he worked up more tears. He made sure he sobbed deeply and heavily, to attract her sympathy.

Alexis scowled and picked up her things, standing up. "Aw, suck it up! At least you don't have to live with Atticus."

She stormed away, obviously turned off by his sudden lack of masculinity. Did she think he was a coward?

Looking dazed and feeling lost, he slowly got to his feet and trudged off, only this time, he meant it.

A/N: Aww…poor Chazzy! He's so crushed! Sniff. T.T He will never get it right! XDDDD And that was completely uncalled for, Alexis! (She must've known it was all a show...otherwise, she'd have been worried.) XD