Kung Fu Panda fanfic5
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Special Thanks to The Mummy, because this idea is sorta based off of it.
Soul Eater
Po burst through the doors, running like the dickens, "Okay everybody. Time to go. Like, now!"
"Why? What's the hurry?" Fray asked, catching the speeding panda, "And where's Shifu?"
"Well, uh..." Po stuttered. Just as Tai Lung tore the door off and tossed it away, roaring as he entered the room.
"Whoa! Check out the walking freak show!" Viper said, still scramble minded.
Everyone turned in surprise to see the half regenerated snow leopard.
"Oh no," Tigress muttered, realizing that considering Shifu was not here Tai Lung must have gotten to him.
As the demon advanced towards them, Fray pulled out his crossbow along with a stick of dynamite, lit the TNT, placed it on the crossbow, and launched it at Tai Lung.
The snow leopard caught the stick in his mouth(Yeah! Like a dog! Big Whoop! Wanna fight about it?!). As the flame on the fuse trailed back to the dynamite, it exploded. The explosion of TNT took half of his body off, down to the waist. Humoring, he was still walking and trying to put himself together.
"That should buy time, let's go!" Fray snapped, taking Tigress' paw and pulling her with them as they ran away.
Behind them, the blow off parts of Tai Lung's body, which was now ash, began to reform themselves into his chest, and then his limbs.
The Dragon Warrior, remaining Furious Five members, and Zhan Fray ran away from the Jade Palace and ran far into the woods. They went deep into the woods and rested, sitting on a few rocks.
"Why didn't you say anything?" Crane asked Fray, yelling. "Why didn't you tell us the creature was Tai Lung?"
"Well, I didn't think it would be important at the moment," Fray explained.
"Not important? That was important info we should have known," Crane said, "You could have at least mentioned 'By the way, the monster coming after us is Tai Lung!'"
"Leave him alone," Tigress got in between them.
"And you knew, too? And you still did not warn us?"
"Don't make things worse than they already are," Tigress warned.
"Worse? How can things get worse!" Monkey started in, "We lost Mantis, and now Master Shifu!"
"And sense you didn't warn us about him, it's your fault Mantis and Shifu are dead!" Crane declared, pointing at Fray.
Fray stood up from the rock, "Point that feather in my face again, bird! I dare you!"
"Okay! That's enough!"
They all turned to Po, who had had enough listening to all of the argument.
"Yes maybe Fray could have told us, yes it would have been useful at the time, but all this fighting each other isn't gonna make things better. Tai Lung is still after us, and we're gonna have to find a way to kill him before he kills us. Mantis, Master Shifu, anyone of us could be next, and it might happen too quick for us to see it coming. We might be in a tight situation now, well things can get badder. And it's gonna happen fast if we don't stop fighting and come up with a plan together. Okay?"
Everyone looked at Po, his seriousness had took them all completely off guard, and the most of which was the fact that he was right.
"Alright," Crane said, apologizing to Fray.
"You're right, Dragon Warrior," Fray said, "so what do you intend we do to defeat Tai Lung?"
"I..." Po stuttered, back to his clueless self, "Don't know. I was kinda working on that entire speech, all I got."
Everyone dropped their heads in a sigh.
"What would Shifu do?" Tigress asked herself the rhetorical question.
"If he were still alive, he'd asked Oogway what to do," Monkey answered.
"That's it!" Po said, hopping to his feet, "what would Oogway do?"
"And... how exactly is that any closer to answering the first question?" Crane asked.
"Don't you see? We just need to ask Oogway."
"And how are we suppose to do that? The old turtle's dead." Fray pointed out.
So ask me and I'll try talking like him," Po said.
They all just stared at him, "That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard!" Monkey commented.
"Or maybe you're on to something," Fray said, "Let's give it a shot and see where this takes us. Although I doubt anywhere."
"Okay, ask me a question."
"Alright... Master Oogway," Crane started, "What do we do to defeat Tai Lung?"
"That is a good question," Po began, talking in an old voice resembling Oogway's, "and if it's a question you have, sure it's the answer to the question you desire."
A long pause emitted, "Well, that was somewhat pointless," Monkey said, "you didn't even say anything."
"Actually, I think it's fun," Viper said, giggling, "My turn! I'll do Monkey:
"Hey! My cookies have gone missing," Viper said, talking like Monkey, "I miss my friend Mantis sitting on my shoulder. I have a big, hairy butt," With that she fell over laughing.
Monkey looked at the snake, "That was rather annoying."
Meanwhile, Tigress was deciphering what Po had said, "Wait, that's it!"
"What's it?" Po asked, "Because even when I was talking like him I had no idea what he was saying."
"We have questions and it's answers we desire," Tigress explained, "We need to get to the Pool of Answers."
"Wow, thank you Oogway," Po said.
"But wasn't that our plan before?" Monkey asked.
"I think the writer, Scout, just put in this chapter just to waste our time. What a dick!" Crane suggested, before being tapped on the shoulder. He turned around to see... me, "Martian Scout?" he said, before being flicked in the forehead, "Ow!"
"So we're going to the Pool of Answers, our original plan," Fray said, "So how do we get there? Shifu had the map."
"Well... I wouldn't say that..." Po said, pulling out the map to the Pool of Answers, "I managed to get this before we got away from Tai Lung."
As Fray took the map and began to study it, Viper began to jump up and down, "Hooray! We're going to the Pool!"
"Well then, let's go! To the Pool of Answers!" Po cheered, walking down the path.
"Uh Po," Fray called, pointing in the opposite direction, "The Pool is that way."
The giant panda corrected his error and headed off the other way, "To the Pool of Answers!"
To Spartan Guy 88: Thank you Spartan, I'm glad you are enjoying the story.
To Jammin Jabala: Is it that obvious who the final two will be?
To Black Raider: I'm glad you like the story too, can you guess who's next?