I decided to make some crappy Valentine's Day stuff based on these characters.

AU: No killing game

Pairings: A crapton, some crack, some not….ish.

KamikoxUke (Even though SenpaixUke is pretty much canon I love this for some reason)

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Kamiko was a fairly smart girl, at least, compared to her classmates. (ahem Gushy Mushy)

When she wasn't hanging out with her Onee-chan, Mikako, she was spending time with her best friend, Mizuko, or, as everyone called him, Uke.

Kamiko knew he was technically gay.

THEN WHY WAS HE SO GODDAMN ADORABLE!?

It wasn't very fair.

She knew that he like Senpai Desu, who was twice his age. Ish.

She knew that they could only be friends.

She knew that Senpai was fine with Uke.

Then why did she find him so cute?

Maybe it was his teary eyes or the way his sleeves flopped adorably over his hands. Maybe it was the slight stutter. Maybe…

Kamiko buried her head in her arms.

OneSided!MikakoxByakuya

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The Ultimate Byakuya Togami did not understand.

What was it about him that made the pink-haired cosplayer adore him?

Granted, he was rich.

He was good looking.

Smart.

Okay, maybe he did understand.

But why Mikako Sanada, of all people?!

Why the pink-haired freak who had magical powers and wore 20 different costumes?

The nutjob with the rainbow eyes and anger issues?

The batty fool who couldn't speak in proper English?

He was glad that he didn't have any classes with her.

But she still stalked him whenever possible.

TomatoxEveryone Harem

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Tomato was a tomato.

Simple as that.

But even though he couldn't think, or speak, or even walk (Yet somehow he managed to get around) everyone adored him.

Often, Mikako would try to impress him with her magic.

Mio would talk to him normally (Though it could be that he was red like blood)

Ulala would never prank him.

Ninja would show him his fruit ninja skills.

Jin would be bored with him.

Even Uke, who had eyes only for Senpai, liked to spend time with Tomato.

Tomato didn't understand.

But he ended up with a harem anyway.

UlalaxJed

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Jed was her partner in crime.

Being a troll, this fit perfectly with her talent, Ultimate Fake Prankster.

He and Ulala would have long, deep conversations about pranking, though she'd do most of the talking.

Occasionally, Swagmaster or Mikako would join them, but most of the time, it was just them.

Just them.

Just them hiding in some tight space while waiting for the victim.

Nothing more.

Nothing more…

There was nothing, Ulala and Jed would just watch, then laugh, then leave, then talk about it later.

At least, that's what Ulala told herself.

UkexSenpai

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Uke had eyes for one, and only one.

Senpai Desu.

He and his best friend Kamiko-Chan would follow Senpai around all day, watching him.

Uke had tried to get a schedule change to get into classes with Senpai, but unfortunately, he could speak proper English, whereas is Senpai could not.

It's okay, he loved him anyways…

His shared Onee-Chan Mikako promised to watch Senpai for him since she shared lots of classes with Senpai.

But it wasn't enough.

Uke wanted to be there, always.

Plus he was a tiny bit jealous of Mikako.

If only Senpai would notice him…

MastermindxSwagmaster (ahahahhaa crack)

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The mastermind didn't know why they chose Swagmaster to participate. He was a wreck. He was stupid. He was high 99% of the time.

Yet the mastermind felt drawn to him, and had written his name in the Killing Game roster on a whim.

They didn't understand why.

They couldn't tell why they chose Swagmaster instead of Kamiko's companion, who was much more likely to kill for his "beloved's "sake.

They should have chosen him instead of Kamiko.

But they didn't.

KiyomixJin (Spinner)

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Kiyomi Tsutaya did not interact with people.

Well, except her best friend Mikako, but otherwise…

She would sit in the library, playing her anime games alone.

Mostly.

Occasionally-

No, every day…

Jin Ito, the Bored Mysterious Idler would sat behind her and watch her play.

He watched because she was bored.

At first, Kiyomi would whisper-yell at him.

But she eventually got used to him.

She started appreciating the company, actually.

He would never offer her advice like everyone else, he'd just watch.

And, you know what?

Kiyomi appreciated that.