A/N: this is it. The big One Oh. Ten (English) Dix (French) Ju (Japanese) Ashra (Arabic) Dez (Portugese) En-Tay (Pig Latin xD) X (ROMAN!) :D. Anyways, clearly I'm updating more frequently than normal, but thats because I love you :). I WANNA GO TO PORTUS 2008 :(. I LOVE MUGGLECAST. It's 12:45 am, I'm watching 27 Dresses, eating a whole box of Dora the Explorer Popsicles, and writing WLM. Anyone wanna be my roommate? xD. Anywyas, ever wondered what Hagrid sounded like as a pre-adolescent? These are the questions that haunt me. SO, ENJOY! Plus, now that you have read WLM, you must review, or else the Evil Chocolate Vampire (from messers.padfoot.and.prongs' story, Black Family Reunion), will ATTACK YOU WHILE YOU'RE EATING CHOCOLATE! Of course, eating pickles keeps her away, but that's no excuse not to review!

Disclaimer: JK Rowling will NEVER come close to the country that I'm emigrating to, hence making me NOT JK ROWLING.

The Less Routine, the More Life.

-Lily Evans has logged on as Levans
Jotter: wanna go out with me?
Levans: Yes. And I also want to be locked in a broom cupboard for a day with a Boggart.
Jotter: so it's a yes?
Hotter: /sigh\ Dad, mum marries you in the end. Of course it's a yes.
Levans: I just scoffed so loud my throat hurts. Harry, you are so like your father.
Hotter: thanks, mum :D
Jotter: I still don't see why I couldn't be named Harry. Hotter is so much cooler than Jotter.
-Sirius Black has logged on as Slack
Jotter: couldn't've put it better myself, mate.
Levans: I, for once, agree with Potter.
Slack: guys, you SUCK.
-Draco Malfoy has logged on as Dalfoy
Hotter: You!
Dalfoy: Me, myself, and I.
Jotter: ah. 'Tis the Narcissius offspring
Levans: Narcissius? Do you have to name every couple to have ever set foot in Hogwarts such anal names?
Slack: He's got a name for you and him too, Lils. Its Jily.
Levans: oh, really? It isn't Lame(s) or NeverGonnaHappen?
Dalfoy: Geez, lady. You're stressy.
Jotter: OI! I can make your father's sperm count go from one to none. Got it, boy?
Dalfoy: yes, sir!
Hotter: thanks, Dad! God, now I only have powers the Dark Lord knows not, but Malfoy too! Today's a good day :)
Levans: my only son is a pansy.
Dalfoy: OI! Don't besmirch my woman's name on your foul, Mudblood lips!
-Hermione Granger has logged in as Hanger


Slack: I WILL MAKE YOUR FATHER PREGNANT! GOT IT, BOY?!
Dalfoy: yes, sir!
Hanger: how would you do that?
Hotter: Don't ask questions, Mione. He can do anything.
Slack: I'm Sirius Black, bitch.
Levans: I'm rolling my eyes so much I'm nauseous.
-Severus Snape has logged on as Ssnape
Jotter: I thought it was starting to smell slimy.
Hanger: how can it smell Slimy?
Ssnape: Miss Granger, do not ask questions. Potter can smell anything.
Jotter: it's James Potter, bitch.
Levans: is there a reason you exist? No, really. Is there?
Hotter: Duh, mum! He's the outcome of grandma and grandpa practising unprotected sex. Same as me and Serra are the results of you and dad.
Ssnape: POTTER! Do not put the image of Lily moaning your father's name rather than mine inside my head! Six bazillion points from Gryffindor!
Levans: great.
Dalfoy: umm...EW?
Hanger: oh, please, Malfoy. It was established that Professor Snape's still in love with Harry's mum before your abnormally thick head entered this world.
Slack: GASP! How can you know this and I don't?!
-Albus Dumbledore has logged on as A Bumblebee
Hotter: Sirius, don't tell me you didn't know?! God, you live under a rock under your house.
A Bumblebee: Let me take one of my normally correct guesses and assume that you are speaking about Severus being in love with Lily. Am I correct?
Ssnape: You're a freaky old man, you know that?
Hanger: but how did you know that's what we're talking about?
Levans: Don't inquire, Hermione. It's Dumbledore.
A Bumblebee: It's Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, to be precise. :D
Dalfoy: is there a reason you always, ALWAYS, use your full name?
A Bumblebee: Elphias and Minerva told me that it was cool :(
Jotter: K. Elphias Doge is under the impression that Merlin came back in the form of you, and McGonagall wouldn't know cool if it slapped her in her wrinkled face.
-Albus Severus Potter has logged on as Spotter
A Bumblebee: What the Fawkes?
Ssnape: What the cauldron?
Jotter: what the f-ck were you on?
Spotter: that's no way to greet me! Don't you know who I am? I am Albus Severus Sirius Remus Nymphadora Fred Alastor Rubeus Peter Xenophilius Narcissa Bathilda Neville Hedwig Dobby Dudley Vincent Bellatrix Voldemort Potter, beeotches.
Levans: Oh.My.God.
Hanger: Harry, what is he? Your address book?


Jotter: No, more like a memorial for everyone who died throughout his life. What, Harry? No Lily? No James?
Spotter: actually, Lily's my little sister and James is my big brother.
Ssnape: Potter, you're stupefied.
-Serra Potter Black has logged on as Me!
Me!: hey, what's the dealio? Someone's using Spotter and someone's using Slack. REVEAL YOURSELVES!
Spotter: that would be I, Albus Severus Sirius Remus Nymphadora Fred Alastor Rubeus Peter Xenophilius Narcissa Bathilda Neville Hedwig Dobby Dudley Vincent Bellatrix Voldemort Potter. Who are YOU?
Me!: judging by your ludicrous name, your aunt.
Hotter: Guys! There's nothing wrong with what I name my son!
Slack: Dude, that's like your whole WLM list. Even your bloody owl is in there!
Hanger: erm...for conversation's sake, Albus Severus, what do in name my kids?
Spotter: Hugo and Rose.
A Bumblebee: you guys really suck at naming children. Of course, I guessed this would happen.
Jotter: you sound like Trelawney.
Levans: Hey, Potter. Didn't Trelawney predict that you and the girl who is wanted by a greasy haired man will be exposed to an effed up revelation?
Slack: GASP! That's right, mates!
Hanger: Oh, Mr and Mrs Potter, please don't tell me you believe in that old fraud?
Me!: Hermione! Trelawney is the shit, man. She's wicked.
Hotter: she lets you sleep in class. If that isn't favouritism...
Me!: Harry, it's not my fault she fell for the whole ADD charade!
Jotter: /sniffle\ that's my girl!
Slack: that's my wife! :D
Spotter: that's my aunt
-Scorpius Draco Lucius Abraxas Ivanus Malfoy has logged on as Salfoy.
Dalfoy: ...
A Bumblebee: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! NO MORE! PLEASE! MY RIBS WILL CRACK!
Salfoy: I'm bordering on child cruelty.
Jotter: has the world run out of names?
Slack: I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS! Do I, Serra?
Me!: absolutely!
Hanger: I almost don't want to know.
Ssnape: yet I must know.
Jotter: YOU BETTER BE OF AGE!
Hotter: I think I know what's coming.
Slack: k. I'm ready. GO!
Me!: you named him PRONGS BLACK! My sweet little baby boy
Levans: well, that's not too bad.
Spotter: I think it's cool.


-Prongs Black has logged in as Plack
Ssnape: speak of the devil.
Plack: I am not a devil. The devil is afraid of me.
Slack: /sniffle\ I am so proud.
Hotter: why didn't I think of that?!
Jotter: my grandson also happens to be my best friend's son. Huh.
Levans: GROSSSSS! THAT MAKES ME A GRANDMOTHER!
Jotter: a very sexy grandma, might I add, Lilyflower.
Dalfoy: DO YOU MIND?! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A PRIVATE CONVO WITH MY SON, AND ALL I SEE IS THIS ORANGE FLASHING BAR AT THE BOTTOM OF MY SCREEN! Shut up!
Hanger: THEN, LEAVE, MORON!
Dalfoy: fine, MUDBLOOD!
Levans: GASP!
Hanger: scoff.
Me!: Sneeze.
A Bumblebee: /Homosexual movement\
-Scorpius Draco Lucius Abraxas Ivanus Malfoy has logged out.
-Draco Malfoy has logged out
Hanger: HARRYINEEDTOGETINTOTHESLYTHERINCOMMONROOMNOWPLEASE!
Hotter: Done.
-Harry Potter has logged out.
-Hermione Granger has logged out.
Slack: well, now that the children have gone, tell me, Prongsie, how old is Mummy?
Plack: when she was pregnant with me, 18. Now she's 29.
Slack: SCORE!
Me!: pedofile. Don't corrupt his MIND!
Plack: aw, mum, it's okay. Our family's the most corrupted one ever, starting from grandma and grandpa on your side. Plus, I have the coolest parents EVER. So yeah. :D
Me!: touché. Well, excuse me while I go enjoy my life before I give myself up to Sirius. CIAO!
Slack: GOODBYE, MY SEXYLICIOUSFUL WIFE!
-Serra Potter Black has logged out
Levans: my poor girl... marrying Sirius...
Jotter: you know, I still don't approve
Slack: but you're dead :).
-Sirius Black has logged out
Jotter: Wanna go out with me?
Levans: no, but I will go beat up Black with you, if that's an option .
Jotter: meh, good enough.
-Lily Evans has logged out
-James Potter has logged out
Plack: so..Al...we were never here, we know nothing about the fact that Grandma clearly loathes Grandpa, and we go bother Scorpius?


Spotter: way ahead of you, mate.
-Albus Severus Potter has logged out
-Prongs Black has logged out
Ssnape: Do I-Do I leave?
A Bumblebee: why not?
-Severus Snape has logged out
Ghost: BOO!
A Bumblebee: I'm older than you. Why? Because I'm Albus Percival Wulfric Brain Effing Dumbledore, bitch.
Ghost: but you're not a ghost. Why? Dunno. JK Rowling never told us, like was promised.
A Bumblebee: K I'm ghost.
-Albus Dumbledore has logged out
Ghost: eff my life.

A/N: AHY AM I UPDATING SO FREQUENTLY?? WHY AM I NOT A GHOST? WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPS? These are more questions that haunt me. Leave me a review. Also, the deadline's coming up soon. JULY 31 IS THE DEADLINE, PEEEEEEEEPS!

Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses and sleeping with roaches xD (Panic! At the Disco's Build God Then We'll Talk)
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p.s: IF WARNER BROTHERS DOESN'T RELEASE THE DAMN TEASER TRAILER OF HBP, I'LL DIE!