Why hello there! No, I'm not dead. I'm so sorry I haven't updated for awhile! To tell the truth, I completely forgot about this fic! I've been coming up with a bunch of other ones lately, and I just started high school… So, I'd like to thank RandomRandomnessRules for the idea for this chapter.
THINGS THE KK WOULD NEVER DO IN A BOOKSTORE:
Finn
Tells the ending to a newly released book people are lined up waiting for.
Knocks down ALL the display cases/shelves.
Reads a book for 5 year olds REALLY loudly.
Charlene
Moves all the paranoia books into different sections so that there's one everywhere.
Runs up behind a person and screams like a heavy metal singer.
Drags her friends around by the ankles
Maybeck
Plays Marco Polo with himself.
Sweep all the science fiction books off the shelves while shouting: "NOTHING BUT EARTHLING LIES!"
Asks if they have any books on how to commit homicide.
Willa
Dresses up as a hobo and falls asleep in one of the aisles.
Eat a cinnamon roll or another extremely sticky food while shuffling through the books.
Moves all the Bibles to the fiction and murder sections.
Philby
Walks around in a powdered wig and Speedo (ME: 0.o)
Runs around screaming how "they're" after him. Whoever they are…
Reads a dumb kids book as loud as he possibly can and pretends to be dumb and not able to read it.
Amanda
Stands next to a bookshelf and growls at anyone who comes near it.
Goes up to the counter and tries to check out with her library card, insisting that the place IS a library.
Shouts random lines from books in a British accent.
Jez/Jess
Eats a very sticky food while flipping through an unpaid for book.
Loudly reads out loud a Yaoi manga.
Skips around the store with a book on her head singing "If I Had You" by Adam Lambert at the top of her lungs.
Ok! That was fun. I haven't done this in awhile, so….I hope this is good! Thanks again to RandomRandomnessRocks for giving me this idea! I LOVE reviews! Find me on TinierMe! My name is Xacra!