I stand back stage as I watch the performances that proceed after Snake and my dance. Beast is now out there with Betsy and call out a volunteer. A man clad in a black suit appears. No way... Sebastian!? A shinigami and now him? No.. not normal. After scanning the audience for a bit I find Ciel Phantomhive, he certainly wouldn't come to the circus for no reason. While I was watching him the crowd went into an uproar and I look back to Sebastian's head in Betsy's mouth.

OOOOO

I heard a rumor that the man bit by the tiger was taken to the medical tent. I open the curtains right at the moment he is offered to join the circus.

"So it is you?" I said right after he turned my way. "Why are you here?"

"Am I not allowed? Same as the reason you run from Viscount Druitt, I have my own reasons."

"And those may be?"

"Um... exactly what be ye relationship?" Dagger intercepts.

"Ex-lovers." Sebastian jokes.

"Never." I glare. But Sebastian's obvious joke is not a joke to everyone else who is shocked, to Sebastian's amusement. Thus he gives me a light peck on my head before he leaves. I had to ignore everyone creating rumors about it right in front of me. I just return to my room with butterflies in my stomach as I picture my paradise being destroyed.

When I leave my tent in the morning a dejected looking Snake is waiting. Suddenly Emily is hissing right in my face. "How could you!?" Snake voices for her.

"Hah?" I ask half asleep.

"Cheat on Snake!"

"...HAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!?" I look to Snake to signal him to speak.

"W-wendy said... that you... with man that got bit... last night."

"One, he made a crude joke everyone took seriously. I just know him a bit. Two, you can't cheat if you aren't in a relationship."

"...Huh?" a tear fell down his cheek.

"Woah!" I fall into a panic. "I didn't think you even knew what that was."

"Joker... explained... said we were... I was happy... a lie?" He hides his face behind his hand as Emily goes back to hissing at me.

"Uhhh. Not a lie! We kind of were, it just wasn't official!" I answer frantically.

"Then... how to make official?"

"Ummm... you confess your love.. and then kiss or something." Snake rubbed his tears away and got into a shy, stiff, straight position.

"I-I-I-I-I love you." His face was extremely red.

"I love you too." I chuckle a little. Snake remained stiff as he suddenly landed a small kiss on my lips then pulled away. I say kiss but it was like like smashing his mouth on mine and pretending it was a kiss.

"So what did Joker say a relationship was?"

"He says that it is the person you always stay with... says Emily."

"What else?"

"Joker also says you have sex. So when will you two mate?... s-s-says Emily"

"...JOKER!" I dart away from Snake, who is left questioning, and head directly to where that stupid carrot top is.

"'es?" He knew he was in danger, he could sense the impending doom.

"How much did you tell Snake about... sex."

"Well I couldn't not teach 'e poor boy. So I taught him. Everything I 'ell 'em that ye $%^&^%^&%^ and a'fer that ye &*&&**#$%% and eventually ye get babies."

At this moment I punch Joker right in the pit of his stomach while I scream insults. I find good, dark, secluded corner to sit in and remain there for about an hour.