Here we are!
I hope you all are still enjoying this!
Onto more rules!
I can't believe I passed 200 hundred rules!
Holy Crapperdoodles!
Onward!
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The Guideline for living with giant Alien Robots!
Part 9
By Tatyana Witwicky
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Rule #210: No Brownies for Aunt Jude.
(We do not want a repeat of what happened before.)
(Ironhide was impressed when she tackled that one soldier.)
(Why does she enjoy tackling people?)
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Rule #211: 'One tequila, two tequila, three tequila...floor.'
(Leo and Miles are such light weights.)
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Rule #212: Never try to explain 'Ball in a cup.'
(Although, it kept the twins busy for about two weeks.)
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Rule #213: Never run into a large group of Autobots and scream out in an Italian accent. 'Everybody gets pudding!'
(They were slightly alarmed.)
(None of them will look Miles in the eye anymore.)
(I was laughing quite hard.)
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Rule #214: 'Waka Laka' is forever banned from the base.
(Both sets of twins played it over and over and over again.)
(Ironhide finally snapped.)
(As did everyone else.)
(I found it quite amusing!)
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Rule #215: When a sign says, 'Keep out!'...KEEP OUT OF THE ROOM!
(Chromia and Ironhide still glare at me.)
(My mind is scarred for life.)
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Rule #216: Never force Red Alert to watch Horror films.
(After Psycho, he didn't want the humans to shower.)
(Oh god, the smell is forever burned into my nose.)
(Ratchet was very unhappy.)
(As was Dad.)
(And Bumblebee.)
(And Baricade.)
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Rule #217: Whenever someone asks what you want, never scream out randomly, 'MEATBALLS!!'
(They won't get it.)
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Rule #218: Do not spike energon with alcohol, Coca-Cola, any other carbonated drink, Kool-Aid, Poweraid, Gatorade, Tang, Nesquick, or any other powdered drink mix/human drink.
(Barricade got high and tried to interface with Mikaela)
(Ratchet has locked away the drink mixes.)
(We're only allowed to have sugar on special occasions)
(I am currently suffering from Kool Aid withdrawal.)
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Rule #219: Never sing "All the single ladies" when Arcee is in the room just because she doesn't have a sparkmate.
(Yet)
(She did not appreciate it)
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Rule #220: The song "Halo" is also banned.
(Leo thought it referred to the video game series when he only heard the title)
(It actually doesn't)
(Barricade can't stand it when he hears the high notes)
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Rule #221: Actually, all Beyonce songs are now banned entirely.
('Nuff said)
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Rule #222: Never suggest that Hound's motto be "I function, I drive, I kick fraggin Decepticon aft" just because he turns into a Jeep.
(Dad doesn't like swear words)
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Rule #223: Don't try to explain Rugrats.
(Just don't)
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Rule #224: If you run away, odds are the 'bots will be able to find you.
(No matter how far you go away from the base)
(Who knew Leo, Skids and Mudflap somehow made it all the way to Alaska and still were found?)
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Rule #225: Don't change Barricade's motto to "To drink coffee and eat donuts".
(He did not appreciate it when he found out it was Skids and Mudflap who did it while he was in recharge)
(Who knew he'd get sent those things as presents from Leo's roommates Sharsky and Fassbinder?)
(I love those guys!)
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Rule #226: Don't say "I swear I'm going to kill you two!" whenever either set of twins pulls a prank.
(I had to explain that I did not mean literally)
(Another mentality test...)
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Rule #227: Never go 'Bow-chicka-wow-wow' whenever Jazz enters a room or vice versa.
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Rule #228: Never quote Red vs. Blue.
Examples:
*Time...line? Time isn't made out of lines. It's made out of circles! That is why clock are round.
* A doctor cures people. A medic just makes the more comfortable while they die. (Ratchet actually cackled at that one.)
* Do you want to go to heaven? 'Cause it's like, 10 bucks just to get in.
* I have 37 different Zombie Plans.
* I just want you to know...rocks aren't people.
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Heehee sorry it's been forever!
Fallout 3 and work have kept me busy!
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