January 9th

Demyx was considered by all very Lazy. And many wondered why Xemnas had yet to turn him into a Dusk. But Xemnas didn't want Demyx to turn into a Dusk. Or do anything to hurt him. Xemnas didn't think it was important to tell people and Demyx was too lazy to tell people. So nobody knew that Xemnas and Demyx had been together since before Larxene was even a member. And they weren't even trying to keep it a secret! So many gay couples put so much effort into keeping their relationships a secret and many of them failed. And Xemnas and Demyx weren't trying at all and succeeding. And they didn't even care. Xemnas always made sure Demyx got the easiest missions and Demyx always made sure Xemnas got the most enjoyable nights. Yes their relationship was very very nice. And very very simple. That is, It was simple until a situation arose in which everybody found out. Xemnas was wandering through the hallways when he suddenly heard a loud screeching noise come from the gray area. He sped up his walking to see what was going on but still remained calm and never got to the point where both his feet were off the ground. When Xemnas arrived at the entrance to the gray area he could see the situation quite clearly. Demyx was sitting on the couch looking rather terrified. And Larxene standing in front of him very angry and looking rather terrifying. And it wasn't long until he figured out what the screeching noise came from. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE DATING XEMNAS! I NEVER HEARD ANYTHING OF THIS! YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING! THERE WAS NO WAY TO KNOW! !!" Larxene began to shout. "It's true! We've always been together! Since before you were even a member of the organization!" Demyx replied in a very terrified tone. Xemnas could tell what happened and where this was going; And he knew how to solve it. He immediately walk over to the couch, sat down next to Demyx, Put his arm over Demyx's shoulder, Pulled Demyx close, and gave Larxene a stern glare that sharply said "He's Mine.". Larxene's mood changed somewhat, from Terrifying and scary to Angry and Crying. Tears rolled from her eyes and she was almost illegible. It was clear that her feelings were true. "FINE! if...if IF YOU EVER BECOME REAL MAN!! SEE IF I'LL TAKE YOU BACK!!" Larxene ran off in tears, shoving Luxord into a wall on her way out. Another loud screech could be heard from far off in the hallway. Everybody else in the room came out from hiding and looked at Xemnas and Demyx with a perplexed look. "So it's true?" Axel asked from across the room "It's always been true." replied Xemnas. Everyone looked at each other and after a few moments they seemed to have gotten over the surprise. Although they were all still quite rattled. While everybody felt bad for Larxene, They knew that approaching her was a sure fire way to get killed, and knowing Larxene, that isn't an exaggeration. And while I could put so many sexist jokes here that wouldn't be very funny. I'll finish this story off by saying that the next week around half the organization went off to Castle oblivion and never came back. Including Larxene.