Don't know what the hell is wrong with me, but I love this song. This chap is dedicated to Luna, who gave such a sweet review I was almost in tears! I also love all of my other reviewers 'cuz you're all so freakin' awesome!

Disclaimer: I'm not a man, so that should give you a clue.

Oh btw, you may be able to see a hint of a pairing in the very end if you squint and tilt your head to the left and a 360 degree angle. lol

Everyone had notice that a certain young assassin had started an odd habit. After school, he would venture to the school's library, sit down in one of the computers with a pair of headphones, and stare at the screen. This went one for hours after school. As you can imagine, everyone their little group was very…disturbed… by this change in Black Star, who normally couldn't stay so quiet for so long.

Now, you're probably wondering what the hell Black Star was doing on a computer that kept him quiet for so long. Well it's simple, when you think about it.

He was on Youtube.

Now you're probably thinking "Do I want to even know…?" Yes, you do; because of morbid curiosity and because everyone's a pervert, you want to know. I'll tell you this: HE WASN'T LOOKING AT PORN. He was listening to music and watching retarded videos, the same as what you may do on Youtube.

As he did on most days, Black Star quietly sat down at an open computer and plugged the headphones in, logging onto the internet. He open Youtube as usual and browsed as usual. Nothing weird here, is there? Nope. That is, until he found a certain song by a certain band. What was that song and band that just happened to be so special?

The Bad Touch (Discovery Channel) by The Bloodhound Gang.

It looked like a harmless little lyrics video that had an odd name. He clicked on the video, and, guess what? It wasn't so freakin' harmless anymore…

The song started out like this:

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

'The hell?' Black Star thought. Then the song continued:

I'd appreciate your input

'…not creepy at all…'

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

…Black Star burst into hysterical laughter…

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

He tried to cover his mouth so he could hear better, and not be murdered by everyone else in the library. Damnit, what the hell had he found?

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

He was laughing like a mad cow now, and the song wasn't half over!

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Oh, my God. Now he just pissed his pants he was laughing so hard…Eww. He could hardly even here the song now he was laughing so loud.

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

"Black Star, what in God's name are laughing at?" questioned a now irritated scythe meister.

The ninja stood up from the floor (How'd he end up down there?), still laughing some what insanely.

He through an arm around Maka, and, still chuckling, he managed to just get out, "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals!" and then fell back to the floor laughing his ass off. Maka gasped embarrassedly, her face warming.

"YOU LITTLE PERV!"

And with that, Black Star was sent to the hospital with, no, not only a concussion, but multiply lacerations…

Yay cuz this is so long! YAAAY! :D

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