Man, this is a pretty short chapter.

MANY DAYS LATER

"Shippuu you idiot, you were supposed to go left!"

"But there was a wounded squirrel, you expect me to just run over it?"

"There was no damn squirrel there!"

"Yes there was damn it!"

"Both of you are giving me a damn headache!"

"But, Tsubame-chan—"

"That's enough guys," sighed Sora. "What's done is done, the race is over."

As Sora said, Team Eight's latest mission was to fill in for a marathon runner and win a race. Shippuu was selected due to his greater stamina. However, as he was winning an injured squirrel got in his way, and, being as kind hearted as he is, he took the squirrel and moved it but during that time, the person behind him crossed the finish line.

"You made us fail the mission!"

"Shut the hell up already!"

"Well, I'll let you guys resolve things here, I've got to go," said Sora after noticing a messenger hawk.

"I'm going, too," said Tsubame after seeing Sora poof away. "You guys really suck."

"Wait! Tsubame-chan!" called Kouun.

"Damn it, I've told him before, I'm not into that lovey-dovey shit. He's been even more forward ever since we came back from the Land of Ice."

Kouun tried to chase after Tsubame when he heard a voice from nearby.

"Ah, kids in love. What a disturbing sight."

Kouun turned around to find the source of the voice only to learn it came from behind him. The source of the voice was a sand ninja who was around seventeen.

"That's not really nice Yama-kun," said his male teammate, who was shorter than him and had a huge shuriken on his back.

"Yamamaru, you shouldn't say such things, you used to be like that, too," said his female companion, who had short, red hair and a mantle.

"Shut the hell up, Kabuki, I don't care about being nice! And you too, Haruna, that was a long time ago!"

"What the hell are ninja from Sunagakure doing here?" thought Shippuu, who saw the action from behind.

"You guys must be here for the Chunin Exams," said Kouun.

"Right on kid," said Yamamaru. "You're smart but I still don't like you. So you're gonna die."

"H-Hey, hold up Yama-kun. You kill them now, at least wait for the exam!"

"I don't give a shit!" he yelled, charging at Kouun.

However he was intercepted by a fist from a stranger. This stranger had long blue hair and bangs that went down a far as her chest, which was abnormally large for her body size and a Kusagakure forehead protector.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS LOLI-GIRL!?" called out Yamamaru after noticing her breasts.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING YOU PERVERT!? I'M FIFTEEN DAMN IT! I'M JUST A LITTLE SHORT FOR MY AGE!"

"Damn it, just a bunch of freaks here, I'm out. Let's go guys."

"One minute he wants to kill a kid, the next he wants to leave? Man, for the five years I've been on his team I've never figured him out!" thought Kabuki.

"Sorry about that, but I can't resist a fight. My name is Sayuu and…" she began until she noticed Shippuu and Kouun staring at her breasts. "YOU DAMN PERVERTS!" she yelled slapping them both in the cheek and sending them flying away a ridiculous distance.

The two hormone packed boys started rubbing their incredibly swollen cheeks.

"YOU CRAZY LOLI-KID! THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? TAKE OUT THE DAMN PILLOWS!" yelled Kouun.

"PILLOWS! YOU ASSHOLE, THESE ARE 100% REAL! AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A KID, I'M THREE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!"

"REAL MY ASS! HOW CAN SOMETHING SO HUGE GO ON SOMEONE SO SMALL!?" yelled Shippuu.

"AT LEAST WHAT I HAVE IS BIG! UNLIKE YOU TWO!"

"YOU BITCH! HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH A VULGAR ACCUSATION!" the two genin called in unison.

"They forgot to deny it…" thought Tsubame.

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SUCH THINGS!" called Sayuu.

"Once again you forgot to deny it…"

Sayuu then slapped the two boys repeatedly at an incredibly fast rate and when she eventually stopped their faces were completely swollen, as if they had stuffed their heads into a bee hive and had an allergic reaction.

Tsubame just put her hand to her forehead and thought, "Why me?"

"For God's sake, are all boys goddamn perverts?" Sayuu said. "Anyway, I hope to see you at the Chunin Exams, my friends."

"This is just way too weird," thought Tsubame. "When the hell did we become friends?"

MEANWHILE AT THE JONIN MEETING PLACE

"Sora Washi, I'd like to ask about your genin team," said Tsunade. "Do you think they are ready for the Chunin Exams?"

"I, Sora Washi, as the squad leader for Team Eight, hereby proclaim that I believe that my team is ready for the Chunin Selection Exam."

"Are you absolutely sure about that?" asked the Hokage.

"You know that I'm dead serious about my decision, Tsunade-sama."

"Indeed. Then your Team Eight will take the Chunin Selection Exam."

THE NEXT DAY

"Ah, Sora-sensei, what kind of lame-ass mission are we doing today?" asked Kouun.

"Seriously Sensei, these missions suck big time," continued Shippuu.

"Actually, today is a special day. In just one week you guy will be taking the Chunin Exams. I believe that you are ready and something tells me that at least one of you will become a chunin. Now train hard and in one week you'll go to classroom 301 at the Academy.

END CHAPTER

Well that was short and sweet. And a very…interesting chapter. Anyway a new saga is about to begin so fasten your seatbelts for the Chunin Exams!