Thanks all for the reviews sorry it has taken forever to update my work. I've had writer's block, and I haven't played FF12 in ages (mostly because I beat the game but…) any who since how today is the Fourth of July I decided it was time to update. Remember read review no flames ooc is on purpose. Bold is just describing a sound.
Foolish JudgmentCh 10 Things that go BOOOM!
Once again Vayne was at his desk plotting on how he was going to take over the world and once again.
"Lord Vayne!" called Ghis
"Ghis? I was expecting Bergan."
"No we decided that, that was getting old."
"So what is it… Ghis?"
"Larsa wants to set of fireworks today."
"Why?"
"No reason."
"No reason? You just can't set of fireworks because you feel like it!"
"It's what he wants sir. He says he's tired of not having any holidays over our own."
"So he's going to set off fireworks and call it a holiday."
"That's the idea sir."
"… Fine what ever."
"You sure?"
"No. I'm just bored an I think you Judges lighting your asses on fire will be amusing."
"Your to kind sir." He mumbled leaving.
"Fireworks? Why?" asked Gabranth
"Lord Larsa has nothing better to do." He said shrugging his shoulders.
"You don't know do you?"
"No blessed clue."
"Well I'll guess we'll all find out then won't we."
"We'll have a cook out!" announced Larsa as he paced around the room in thought.
"We've established this all ready. None of us can cook." Said Gabranth as the other Judges nodded in agreement
"Scratch that… then we'll have… fireworks."
"We all ready knew that." Said Zargabaath
"No we'll let the people decided how they are going to celebrate the holiday then-"
"That's the thing sir no one knows what exactly we are celebrating." Said Ghis
"I haven't come up with a name yet."
They all stared at him.
"What?! I'm a busy boy!" he exclaimed he paced some more then stopped. "Gabranth make a formal announcement. Tell the people at sun set to look to the sky that there will be fireworks, and tell them till then just have fun."
"Yes Lord Larsa." He said leaving
The whole castle was going insane. People were running around everywhere.
"What in the world! Go back to work!" yelled Vayne.
"Lord Larsa gave us the day off." Said a maid
He sighed then walked back into his office.
The door opened.
"What!?" he demanded turning around to see Cid standing there wearing a summer outfit holding a surfboard.
"Larsa said he needed a lighter so I made some for him and the judges." He said handing Vayne the lighters. "I'm out of here."
"Where do you think your going?"
"To the beach. Duh, can't you tell?"
"But your old! Old people don't go to the beach!"
"Well I'm going! Later dude." He said in a surfer accent as he left
"That was weird." He said looking down at the lighters.
Vayne walked down the hallway as minor Judges and some real Judges ran down the hallway carrying fireworks. "Be careful I don't want the carpet to get damaged." Some one tapped him on the shoulder. "Yes?"
"My lighter please." Said Larsa holding his hand out.
"Larsa I fell that you are to young to be playing with fire and-"
"Cut the small talk and give me the damn lighter now brother!"
"Yes sir." He said handing it to him.
Larsa took it and ran down the hallway laughing like a mad man.
"Are they ready yet?"
"Not yet." Said Gabranth
"Make them ready now."
"Yes sir."
The fireworks were set.
"And now for the fire." Said Larsa lighting the lighter.
"Maybe one of us should do it." Said Drace
"I'm not a child I can handle this!" he yelled holding the lighter to the fuse.
He lights the fuse and the firework shot off into the sky.
BOOOOM!
"Ooooooh." Every one said staring at the sky what Larsa didn't notice is that because the fireworks were so close… he had set off several most of which were not near the window.
He heard one hissing he looked down to see it was going to shot off in the castle. "Look out!" he yelled as it fired off and down the hallway.
SSSSSS-BOOOM!
Many a people were screaming.
"Larsa!" yelled Vayne.
"Sorry."
Another shot off hit the wall and bounced around the room.
"SHIT!" screamed Zargabaath as he and the other judges hit the ground.
Larsa being the fearless boy he is stood there and laughed loudly. "Behold my new holiday!" he announced as the fireworks this time flew out the window and lit up the sky. He stood in front of the window. "People of Archades I give you Larsa day!" he announced proudly.
"The kids nuts." Said Bergan as some of the sparkler went off around them.
"Larsa Solidor get away from that window now!" Yelled Vayne
Larsa continued to laugh as the fireworks continued to illuminate the night sky.
SSSS-BOOOM!
SSSS-BOOM!
SSSS-BOOM!
Meanwhile…
"I wonder if those fools blew up the castle by now." Said Cid who was relaxing in a hammock
The next day…
"Form this day forth, the fourth of July shall be known as… the Fourth of July. Since Larsa day sounds silly. Every one will get a day off from work, celebrate how they like then watch fireworks at night. Oh and Lord Larsa is to never set off the fireworks again till his older." Said Ghis reading the letter from Vayne
"Poor Larsa." Said Gabranth
"At least he got what he wanted." Said Drace
"Well not exactly."
"I have to clean this all up by myself!" yelled Larsa
"I told you all to be careful but nooo you didn't want to listen to me." Said Vayne
"But we have maids can't they do this?"
"You must learn from your mistakes. Besides you need to start taking credit for what happens because you decided to have a holiday."
"Man! This sucks!"
"And watch your language." He said leaving
Next chapter coming soon. Hopefully. Remember read review no flames.