Got a request from a guest that included; the zoo, Patty, and a Giraffe cage. And because I'm special, I decided to add my own little twist to this. ^_^
Warning, I have Crona in this story and I have Crona as a guy in this. I apologize if you believe that Crona should be a girl, but to me Crona gives off a male vibe. But you can easily just replace he with she and his with her if you really want that adorable person to be a girl.
Sorry for taking forever to update this bloody thing.
10) A Zoo Catastrophe
Black-Star could usually find amusement in almost anything, give that boy a piece of string and he'll be off for hours having fun. But there was one place where the star would rather be in class listening to one of Excalibur's infamous lectures about his…'story'…he absolutely, with all of his great being, hated zoos.
"Zoo trip! Zoo trip!" Patty chanted as the group of friends walked together. Liz, Tsubaki, Crona, Maka, and Soul were crowded around the young birthday girl, all laughing at her overexcitement for a simple city zoo. Black-Star was sulking several feet away from the group. Kid had noticed the strange behavior from the blue-haired assassin and slowed down his pace till the star caught up to him.
"What's with you today Black-Star? Usually you would be trying to get the attention of the whole group." Kid stated with his blank, emotionless face.
"I hate zoos." Black-Star said truthfully and crossed his tan arms across his chest.
"I know." The star blinked and raised an eyebrow at the young shinigami. "Black-Star please, I've known you for a long time. I believe I know most of the things you dislike and like." Kid looked over his shoulder and grinned. His grin disappeared as fast as it came to his lips and he turned away.
"Prove it." Black-Star challenged. The raven-haired boy sighed and started counting off his fingers.
"You're favorite color is blue, you're most disliked color is foam green, you like the number one the best, you dislike fish, you like feathers, you dislike popsicle sticks because there is no popsicle on there, and you love the scent of limes because it gets you…" Kid's sentence trailed off when he realized what he was about to say.
"Off?" The ninja finished with a smirk only Kid understood. The group in front of them reached the zoo and begun handing the woman behind the kiosk their tickets.
"Yes and that is why every time I come over, I have Tsubaki remove anything that could possibly have even the slightest hint of lime in it." The shinigami put his hand on the star's face and pushed him away. He was next in line and started handing the worker his ticket.
"When do I get to see you naked!?" The star asked louder than what he had wanted. The young woman put her hand over her mouth to prevent her laughter from breaking out completely. Kid let out a breath and gave the woman his ticket, took the small packet on animal treats, put the packet in his back pocket and calmly turned towards Black-Star.
"Never!" Kid snapped, his cheeks burning red. The shinigami left the half frightened star and joined his group of friends.
"I don't know how to deal with this situation." Crona said, rubbing his arm.
"I knew that cheeky little bastard was gay!" Ragnarok stated; waving his ball shaped hands.
"Black-Star or Kid?" Soul asked.
"Both." Ragnarok laughed as his joke and Soul did as well.
"Go to hell!" Kid cursed.
"Ragnarok, I didn't get the joke." Crona looked up at his attached weapon.
"Well Crona you see when two boys want to fu-"
"Ragnarok!" Maka interrupted the sword. Her anger filled expression softened quickly and she put a hand on Crona's shoulder. "It's nothing to worry about Crona, they'll just being idiots."
"Um, guys?" Tsubaki said. "Where did Patty go?" During the conversation no one had noticed Patty slipping away and now was nowhere to be seen.
"I am the ruler of giraffes!" Patty's voice cheered from the giraffe exhibit.
"Please tell me that she's not…" Liz didn't finish her sentence and took off in a dead sprint. The others shared a quick glance and followed the tall girl. "She is!" Liz cried when the teens reached the large cage that held several giraffes in it.
"Lookie at me sis!" Patty giggled and clapped several times, on the back of one of the giraffes.
"You have to be kidding me! How did she get in there!?" Kid exclaimed.
"Are we still talking about the same Patty?" Soul said; scratching the side of his head.
"Hey! Get out of there!" A zoo employee saw Patty and rushed over to the gate, opening it with a few swipes of his hands.
"We have to go get her." Liz said and went into the cage as well.
"Patty! Get off the giraffe!" Kid demanded and followed Liz.
"Black-Star to the rescue!" Black-Star cheered.
"Like hell I'm going in there!" Ragnarok crossed his arms.
"I'll stay here with you Crona, I'm sure they'll be able to get Patty on their own." Maka said, Soul just shrugged his shoulders and Tsubaki watched her meister run into the cage without a single thought at all. The zoo worker went up to the giraffe and started shouting at Patty.
"Get off of the giraffe!"
"But I don't wanna!" Patty protested.
"Patty, please!" Liz begged.
"But big sis! It's a giraffe!" Patty patted the animals back harder than she wanted and ended up scaring the large yellow mammal. The giraffe kicked back like and horse and Patty flew off, landing on the ground with a loud thump.
"Patty!" Liz cried and went to make sure her younger sister was okay. Kid knew it would take a lot more than that to take out that crazy girl, so he went over to her hat that had landed several feet away from the giraffe. Kid bent down to grab the hat and felt something touching his rear. He was about to straighten up and yell at Black-Star when he heard the boy's shout.
"Kiddo! Giraffe near your ass!"
"Wha-" He let out a shout of surprise when his pants were gripped by something and he was lifted into the air.
"Kid must've left his treats in his back pocket." Patty stated and swung her head back and forth; following the path Kid was taking in the air.
"Get it off! Get it off! Get! It! Off!" The shinigami stopped shouting at the sound of something ripping. "Or dear god no." He whined and saw the ground moving faster than a speeding bullet towards his face.
"I see London, I see France, I see Kid's underpa…that's his butt I see!" The younger Thompson sister giggled. Kid rubbed his head and felt a strange breeze hit his backside. He looked down and saw that he was missing the back part of his pants. The pale boy pulled the back of his shirt down and attempted to cover himself, face brighter than the laughing sun above them.
"I'm never going to be able to live this down." Kid said and took the towel that another zoo worker offered him.
"Hey Kiddo, you lied about me never being able to see you naked." Black-Star chuckled as Kid walked past him and the next thing the star knew, he was on the other side of the zoo.
Well, he wasn't completely naked…poor Kid, I need to stop torturing that shinigami…nah.
Up next is a request from dtksgirl that involves our little Kiddo and a kitty-cat.
"I see London, I see France, I see Kid's underpa…that's his butt I see!"
That phrase still isn't as good as Lord Death's "My son's to sexy to be straight." Only people reading or have read chapter twelve of Best for Last will understand.