17 Things Nick and Ryan "Didn't" Do the Night They Returned From the First Anomaly
1. Attempt to go to their separate homes and get some rest.
2. Concede that sleep would never come and agree to meet for drinks.
3. Drink way too much, and stagger home, singing loudly.
4. Forget how to get to Nick's house, and so instead head to Ryan's which was closer anyways.
5. Wake up Ryan's grumpy old neighbors as they stumble and sing, trying to find the front door key.
6. Break out the wine when they manage to get in.
7. Reminisce until three in the morning.
8. Fall asleep on the couch, arms and legs sprawled.
9. Wake up, each with significant morning erections.
10. Proceed to shower and clean up.
11. Realize they are both hours late for work.
12. Decide not to bother going in, after all they needed a break.
13. Drink four cups a piece of Ryan's industrial strength coffee.
14. Decide that since they were both sober, albeit hung-over, there was nothing wrong with a bit of snogging.
15. Screw their philosophies, head to bed, and screw each other instead.
16. Head back to work the next day.
17. Forever share secret smiles.
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