Wo-Naaa.
(A.k.a: Hi)
This is my update, it's been a while because I've had zilcho ideas and have become addicted to Desperate Housewives. Lol.
"Harry, if you come out we'll... Perform Moulin Rouge!!" Jack yelled.
"No!"
"We'll buy you better shoes!"
"My shoes are perfect!!"
I heard someone snort "Yeah, right!!"
The Torchwood "Crew" are attempting to get me out of the building, I managed to get into the only one which had one exit. So I'm a bit stuck.
"C'mon Harry! You can't stay in there forever!!" I heard Ianto yell.
"Why don't we try smoking her out?" Owen muttered to the others.
I can tell they're all thinking about that.
"I'll get the matches, you get the paper and Vodka!!" He said cheerily.
"No!!" I yelled, "I'll... Sue you!!"
"We can't have that happen again guys" Jack said to the others.
"When did it first happen?" I heard Gwen ask.
"I happened when Jack-"
"WE SWORE THIS TO SECRECY OWEN!! UNLESS YOU FANCY DISCUSSING THE INCIDENT WHICH INCLUDED THE MCDONALDS CHICKEN LEGEND, A WEEVIL AND A GREY'S ANATOMY BOXSET?!"
Owen paused "Nothing happened"
"C'mon Harry! Out!!"
"NEVERRR!!" I screamed.
"Oh look!! It's... ORLANDO BLOOM!"
Bloom? The bloomy? Bloomster? The man who I want to sing "Bloom, Bloom, Bloom, Bloom, I want you in my room..." To?
"WHERE?!" I screamed, sprinting outside "LEMME AT HIM!!"
"HA!!" Jack yelled, he grabbed me by the collar "Got you!!"
Orlando Bloom wasn't there!!
"We hacked into your computer and found that you'd googled Orlando Bloom over 50,000 times, we figured you fancied him" Ianto nodded, holding back a laugh.
"Just because you fancy him!!" I screamed.
Ianto stared at me "Actually, I prefer Brad Pitt"
Ta dizzle.
More would've happened, but I ran out of ideas, so help is welcome.
Please R&R