Rox3l: Hey guys! I came up with this little piece of fluff and decided you all needed some pointless happy from me for a change. I did notice that I have been writing a lot of rape in the past week and I think I owe an explanation. I am trying to get over a break up after a 4 year relationship. I'm hurting pretty bad and this is my way of coping. Roxas is my ideal punching bag, but I've also started to migrate against Axel a bit as you saw in the last chapter. I'm probably not going to add a second chapter but then again you never know. I'm sorry if all the violence was starting to wear on any of you.

I hope you enjoy the story.

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Roxas sighed as he flopped back onto his living room couch. He and Axel had just spent the last two hours pelting each other with snowballs. He face was red and raw from the white wash that Axel had shoved into his face at the end of the fight. Said man walked into the living room rubbing his hands together to try and get rid of the tingles of the beginnings of frostbite. He sat down next to Roxas and without warning shoved his cold hand down Roxas' shirt. Roxas gave a startled shout and tried to squirm away. Laughing manically Axel followed him and pinned him to the cushions of the couch, now shoving both hands up Roxas' shirt to press against his bare skin. Roxas let out a squeal that sounded like a baby deer being bludgeoned in the head with a hammer.

"Axel, fucking cut it out dude!" He screamed.

Axel's response was to laugh harder and try to worm his hands into his best friend's armpits. Roxas howled and did the only thing he could think of to get Axel to stop, he reached up and clocked him across the cheek. Axel pulled his hands away and stared at his best friend. "Did you just try to punch me?"

Roxas used the opportunity to bolt from the couch and fly into the kitchen. He was at the foot of the stairs that led to the second floor when he heard Axel giving chase behind him. Giving a shout he clamored up the steps on his hands and knees afraid to look behind him, afraid that Axel was right there. He crashed into his bedroom door just as Axel caught him around the waist. He cried out as he was lifted into the air and their momentum sent them crashing onto the floor. Roxas groaned as Axel's larger body crushed his own against the hardwood.

"Fuck," Axel moaned and shifted on top of him.

Roxas' attention was then brought to the fact that Axel's groin was pressed flush against his hip and he could feel the soft plumpness that was his best friend's cock. His heart rate sped and he went deathly still under that toned body.

"Are you alright?" Axel asked oblivious of the blonde's panic.

"Um. . ." He tried to get his mind to form a coherent sentence but all he could think of was that this was Axel's penis pressed against him. To his horror and shame he could feel himself start to harden.

Axel went still over him, staring down at him with wide eyes. Shame burned over his skin as he was forced to stare up into Axel's shocked expression. Lord, just kill me now.

"You're. . .um. . ."

Roxas threw his arm over his eyes so he didn't have to see Axel's face turn into disgust. "I'm sorry!" He blurted out.

"Why. . .?"

"I don't know!" Roxas cried wishing the floor would open up and swallow him whole.

"Are you. . .attracted to me?"

Roxas whimpered and refused to answer, waiting to be punched in the face. When Axel didn't move for what he was sure was a few minutes Roxas slowly moved his arm to see Axel staring down at him with an expression he couldn't place.

"Axel?"

Axel shook his head, "You're such a dummy."

The redhead then leaned down and pressed his lips against his best friend's. Roxas' eyes went wide and he couldn't respond, too shocked that Axel was actually kissing him.

"W-What?" Roxas spluttered when Axel pulled back enough for him to speak.

Axel chuckled and caught Roxas' bottom lip between his teeth and gave it a tug, making the smaller whimper. "You've always been trying so hard to be a great friend that you've completely missed the fact that I've liked you as more then a friend for a long time."

And then Axel was kissing him again. Just a soft press of lips against his own, nothing more, but fire spread through his body. He reached up and tangled his thin fingers in Axel's red mane of hair, tilting his head to the side he deepened the kiss. Axel moaned and his tongue snuck it's way into Roxas' mouth, coaxing the other to meet his and play. A shiver ran up the blonde's spine when he pressed that soft, wet muscle to Axel's. The taller growled and gripped Roxas' hips, grinding his growing erection against him. Roxas arched and slipped his hands from Axel's hair and into his shirt, brushing his digits against the hard muscles he found. Axel shuddered for him and they broke away for a moment as the redhead helped him remove the garment and cast it aside.

Axel then pressed his lips against Roxas throat and sucked harshly at the skin, pulling it into his mouth and working at it furiously. Roxas cried out, thrusting up against Axel's so ready hardness. Axel's hands were then scrambling at the belt of Roxas' pants, tugging them down smooth pale legs, leaving the smaller totally bare from the waist down. Roxas blushed and he looked up at Axel, who was busy trying to free his massive erection from the confines of his jeans. When his cock sprang free he laid down against Roxas, his lips seeking out Roxas' as he pressed that hard column of flesh against the blonde's answering hardness. Roxas cried out at the feeling and his lips locked with Axel's, eating up the sounds he was making.

"Roxas," Axel moaned into the kiss. "I want you so badly."

Roxas gave and answering moan and tried to reach up to his bedside table but he was just out of reach of the drawer. Axel felt him fumbling and pulled back, seeing what he was reaching for. Taking the task onto himself Axel reached out for the drawer and opened it. There was a bottle of lube and a box of condoms tucked against the corner. Removing the items Axel placed them on the floor next to them and returned to laying on top of Roxas. He reached down and spread Roxas' legs so that he was laying in between them. He then took the bottle in his left hand and popped the top, ready to spread the substance onto his fingers when the door slammed open.

The two on the floor shot away from each other as Sora burst into the room. "Hey Roxas! I was wondering if you-!" He froze catching the sight of his brother and his best friend half naked on the floor, a box of condoms laying next to them. "My eyes!" He wailed dramatically, turning away. "Oh, my, God! I'll never be able to unsee this, Never! I'm scarred for life. Life! O.M.G Axel, for the love of God and everything that is Holy, put that fucking anaconda away!"

Recovered from the shock of being walked in on Axel began to chuckle.

"Don't laugh at me!" Sora cried angrily.

"Anaconda," Axel snorted causing Roxas to give a small smile.

"Fine, whatever. Laugh at me." Sora pouted, stepping back out into the hall he threw a glance over his shoulder. "But Roxas, you might want to put some pants on. I just came in to let you know Mom and Dad are on their way home. And I'm sure you don't want them find you about to be mounted on your bedroom floor."

Sora closed the door behind himself and Roxas' eyes shot to Axel's, they both were trying not to dissolve into laughter. The redhead climbed off of Roxas, helping him to his feet. Their mood having been totally killed and not wanting to be discovered by the blonde's parents, they got dressed. Roxas picked up the discarded items and tucked them back into the bedside table as Axel flung the door open, barging into the room next door shouting; "The anaconda has come to conquer and destroy, you better run before it gets you!"

"Axel," Sora whined horrified. "That's not funny..."

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Rox3l: So yea, pointless and amusing. I thought it was funny. As always, thank you to the people who reviewed the last chapter. Again, sorry if anyone was looking for a continuation, I think I want to put it behind me for now. See you all next time.