Cyrus looked at Gabe. He always gets stuck with the worst jobs. Okay, so it's really just this one time, but 1/1 is still 100%. He stared at Gabe. Gabe stared right back. Gabe seemed to sense his negative emotions, because he started crying. "No no no no no!" If Cyrus failed at this he really would be useless. He started to sing to try to calm down Gabe
I know we just met, and this is crazy,
Let's be friends, so stop crying maaaaaaaybe
Gabe started crying even harder. This was not working. Cyrus tried rapping.
Only you and me in this
Very small trailer so let's
Everyone stop crying, OK?
Gabe stopped crying and looked at Cyrus with a, 'what the heck is this crap' face.
Maybe we can be friends, baby
Only ones in this trailer, you and me baby
Let's start anew
Let's be friends me and
You
Gabe still looked at Cyrus with a very judgmental face for a three year old.
O' daddy used to say to me
Babies, you need to rap to calm them down, see
Right, he was, now
I see
Everyone should know now-e
Now rapping is the way to stop a baby from crying and blowing the whole mission so we will be
caught and go to jail for the infiltration of government property!
Word.