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Disclaimer: I don't own Punk, Jeri, Jay, Adam, Cody, Ted, or other WWE Talent. I only own my OC's
Warnings: slash, mpreg, rough sex, possible OOC
Rated: M

"Come here, Alannah. Roll to Daddy."

Phil was dressed in his wrestling attire and trying to coax his daughter to roll towards him, a task that proved easier than it seemed. Alannah rolled from her stomach to her back and to her stomach again, before she started to pull herself towards Phil with her hands. Once she finally reached Phil's open arms, he offered her a wide smile, and she squealed happily. He stood up with her and gave her a quick kiss on her round cheek before hastily clutching her diaper bag and hurrying off to find Jay. He had agreed to watch the baby while Phil made his return to the ring, and considering how his match was in five minutes, he needed to hurry his ass up and find the blond Canadian.

The six-month old saw Jay before he did, as she let out a loud trill and reached her arms out. Phil quickly saw Jay afterwards, and he pushed the baby into his hands.

"Sorry," Phil apologized, hurrying to give Jay everything he'd need. "My match is in less than five minutes."

"No problem, Phil," Jay assured him. "You know I love her. Have fun with your return!"

Phil nodded his thanks before running to the curtain. He took a seat near the flat-screen and worked on calming his breathing before he went to the ring.

"Making his return since being out of action for a year now, from Chicago, IL, CM Punk!"

The fans cheered loudly as "Cult of Personality" blared through the speakers and Phil erupted from behind the curtain. He screamed and pointed towards the fans before kneeling down and screaming, "It's Clobberin' Time!" He ran down to the ring and began hopping in place, warming his muscles up. He pulled his shirt off and threw it into the crowd to some lucky fan, and watched as Daniel Bryan made his way to the ring, screaming "Yes!" over and over again.

After the bell rang, Phil ran at his opponent and shoved him into the turnbuckle, where he kicked his leg up and smacked Daniel in the jaw. The Aberdeen, WA native clutched at his face and bent forward, which Phil took advantage of and tried to pin the other man. He kicked out at 2 and slowly got back to his feet. Phil stopped him from advancing with a bulldog. Daniel surprised Phil by trying to put him in the "Yes Lock", but Phil squirmed away. After a few minutes of losing and gaining momentum, Phil finally had Daniel in a Fireman's hold and put the GTS on him. He fell to the ground, and Phil capitalized by pinning him. The bell rang, and at the same time, his theme song and the fans started blaring like mad. He smiled and jumped on the ropes. He pointed towards the crowd before rolling out of the ring and down the ramp. Smiling and sweating like crazy, Phil pushed past the curtain and came face-to-face with a certain baby crawling on the floor.

"Alannah, baby, Daddy won his match!" Phil exclaimed. He picked up his daughter and gave her a sweaty kiss. Jay looked on in amusement.

"She found it too quiet in my locker room, so we came out here to watch you on the flat screen," Jay explained, smirking. Alannah turned to look at him and she gave him a big, toothless grin.

"Do you like Uncle Jay-Jay, baby?" Phil cooed. He turned his face to look at Jay. "How's Adam doing, Jay? When's he due?"

"He's due in a couple of weeks," Jay spoke. "I'm actually taking time off after today so I can be with him. I don't think Cody would mind watching Alannah while you're in the ring; he's dreamed of being a mommy since he was a teenager."

"Haven't he and Ted tried to have a baby?" Phil asked.

"They've tried so many times," Jay said with a sigh. "For some reason, though, Cody never gets pregnant. I think he'd love interacting with Alannah."

"You go back to the hotel, Jay," Phil said. He put her diaper bag on his shoulder. "Pack your shit and get home to Adam; I know you both want that. I'll go talk to Cody. Thank you so much for watching Miss Slobber while I was fighting Bryan."

"No problem, dude," Jay said. "I'll text you or Chris once I'm home with Adam."

"Alright. Bye," Phil said, walking off towards wherever the former Intercontinental champion was. More than likely he was in some abandoned locker room giving a blow job to his injured husband. Shaking his head, Phil walked off with Alannah in his arms.

Nearly fifteen minutes and a handful of stagehands later, Phil located Cody. He was sitting in a locker room with Ted, although both were fully clothed. Rhodes looked exhausted.

"Hey, Cody; hey, Ted," Phil began. The two men turned towards Phil, and once Cody's eyes rested upon Alannah, he instantly brightened and shot out of his seat.

"Can I hold her, please Punk?" Cody asked excitedly. Alannah looked at him with interest.

"Of course, Cody," Phil said. He handed Alannah off to Mr. Dashing and watched with a smile as he widened his eyes in awe at the baby in his arms.

"Ted, baby, look; doesn't this look like the perfect picture?" Cody whispered. Ted stood up and smiled before kissing his husband.

"Someday, baby, I promise you I'll give you a baby," Ted promised.

"So, listen, Cody," Phil began, scratching his head awkwardly. "Jay watched Alannah for me today while I just had my match. He's gonna be gone for a month, I think, while Adam has their baby. Would you be interested in watching Alannah while I'm in the ring?"

"Really?" Cody asked with surprise. "I-I'd love to, Punk! She's just so tiny and so precious and so damn adorable!"

Phil smiled in agreement. "Thanks, Cody, I really appreciate it. She seems to like you already."

Cody looked down at the baby clutched dearly in his slender arms and his eyes watered with joy. "Punk, I've got to say that you and Jericho make the cutest babies ever. Will you bless the world with some more?"

This took Phil by surprise. Blushing, he stammered, "I, uh, we don't really want, uh-"

Cody interrupted him by giggling. "Calm down, Punk, I was kidding. Although, the world could do with some more adorable babies."

"Thanks," Phil muttered, embarrassed. "I gotta get back to the hotel now. Chris said he's got a surprise for me there. I'll see you next Monday if we don't see each other until then."

Cody handed Alannah back to him with a little bit of sadness. "Good-bye, little baby Alannah. And good-bye, Punk; we'll see you soon!"

(Later)

Phil stood outside of the hotel room door with Alannah and her diaper bag filling up his hands. He couldn't fish his key card out of his pocket, so he instead kicked his foot against the door.

"Hold on, hold on, I'm coming," Chris groaned. He opened the door shortly after and gave him and Alannah a smile. "Hey, babies; I thought it was damn housekeeping again."

"Nope," Phil said, giving Chris a peck on the lips. He stepped into the room and set Alannah on the ground and put her diaper bag on a chair. "So, what's this surprise you said you had for me?"

"It's gonna have to wait until she's asleep, if you know what I mean," Chris purred seductively. Phil felt the sentiment surge straight to his crotch.

"I don't know if I can wait that long," Phil murmured with arousal. The two kissed a few times before breaking away as Alannah let out a gurgle. They looked at their daughter in amusement as she tried desperately to chew on her toes.

"Have you not been feeding her?" Chris teased. "Poor kid's trying to eat her feet for nourishment."

"Jay fed her while I fought D. Bry."

"Okay, Booker," Chris laughed. "Alannah, it is way past your bedtime, little girl. You need to go to sleep so Daddy and Papa can have playtime."

Phil slapped Chris' shoulder and laughed loudly. "You're disgusting, Chris. I'm gonna take a shower. Can you manage putting her to sleep while I do so?"

"You're the master of putting people to sleep, baby," Chris murmured with a smirk. Nonetheless, he picked their daughter up and set to work getting her a fresh diaper and pajamas. Satisfied, Phil went into the hotel's bathroom and took a quick shower. Wearing just a towel, he quietly tip-toed out of the bathroom and into the dark bedroom. The only source of light came from the bedside table. Chris had his reading glasses on – which made him look sexier than usual – and was reading from some book.

"Hey, Papa," Phil murmured. He crawled into bed slowly and watched with a smile as Chris looked over his glasses at him. "Is Alannah asleep?"

"Yes," Chris responded. He kept his eyes on Phil's towel, which was very quickly opening itself up. "Are you ready for your present?"

"I'm more than ready," Phil purred. He tugged at his bottom lip teasingly and reached to undo the towel wrapped loosely around his waist.

"No no no," Chris scolded. Out of nowhere, he drew two pairs of fluffy, pink handcuffs and started swinging them around his hands. "I know you kind of have a thing for being tied up and enduring pain, baby, so I figured I'd give you what you desire."

Turned on immensely by even the idea of Chris tying him up and having his way with him, he felt the towel rub uncomfortably on the tip of his already rock-hard cock. "Okay, baby, but hurry up, please; I like pain, not torture."

Chris took off his reading glasses and quickly pinned Phil down, making sure to dig his thumbs into Phil's shoulders. Phil moaned out as the pain quickly formed into pleasure. Chris sat on his chest and handcuffed his hands to the bedposts. Phil let out another moan as Chris manhandled him. He smiled down at him before kissing him very roughly on the lips. Every touch Chris placed on his body shivered right down to his groin. Phil was now uncomfortably hard.

"Baby, please…" Phil managed through the intense teasing Chris was putting him through by not even touching his nether regions. "I need you inside me…"

"You will wait," Chris demanded. He did something he'd never dream of doing under normal circumstances and slapped Phil across the face. Phil's body quivered as the pain hit him harshly. Chris slowly stripped himself of his t-shirt and long pajama bottoms to reveal his own long, hard, and most likely aching erection. He teased Phil even more by running his hands down his own body lightly, which sent shivers to his groin. Phil looked on and nearly salivated as Chris touched himself so delicately…

Phil drew his knees up to his chest in the hopes of enticing Chris with his tight hole right in front of him. Chris would have none of that, however, as he slowly wrapped his fingers around his own erection and started to jerk himself off. He moaned loudly, knowing it would irritate the already horny-beyond-belief Phil. It did just that.

"If you don't touch me right now, Christopher Keith, I will break out of these cuffs and beat you senseless," Phil threatened. Chris narrowed his eyes while a smirk spread across his beautiful face.

Always one to please his husband, Chris took his hand off of his own weeping erection and instead wrapped it around Phil's. Phil almost cried out as his dick was finally getting the attention it needed so badly.

"Y'like that, baby boy?" Chris purred slowly. While he slowly jerked Phil off, he slapped Phil's bare body until he nearly reached his orgasm right there. Chris instantly stopped and watched in amusement as Phil writhed underneath him and mewled desperately. Without any warning, preparation, or lube, Chris instantly had his entire girth as far as it would go inside of Phil's hot channel. Phil bit his lip so hard he drew blood as he screamed out in unbearable pain. Chris didn't wait for him to adjust before he set a fast pace of fucking him raw.

"That hurts, Chris," Phil whined. He had tears brewing on the surface of his eyes as Chris ignored his complaints and continued fucking him raw and dry. Once the first tear fell down his unshaven face, however, Chris quickly tore himself out and trailed gentle kisses across Phil's face.

"Want me to use some lube?" Chris asked, worried. Phil shook his head and used his fingers to usher Chris closer.

"I like this better," Phil stated as Chris got the hint and shoved his dick down Phil's throat. He gagged around Chris' length. Once he was good and wet, Chris pulled out of Phil's mouth with a loud, slobbery pop! before shoving himself past Phil's tight ring of muscle once more. This time, however, it went in more smoothly and Phil's moans were purely filled of pleasure. After wiping away Phil's tears, he used his hands to roughly grasp his hips and fuck him with the intensity of a wild animal. The headboard slammed into the wall each time Chris thrust in, which would clearly end with them getting complaints from the people on the other side of the wall and from management. Neither man gave a shit, though.

"Chris, Chris, please uncuff me," Phil begged. "I need to wrap my hands in your hair."

"Do you promise not to touch yourself if I do?" Chris asked. He didn't slow down one bit as he did so. Phil nodded quickly.

Chris pulled out and grabbed the set of keys from the bedside table before unlocking the handcuffs. Phil's hands instantly flew to Chris' blond hair and knotted themselves in it. Chris shoved himself right back in and kept at the pace he had before.

"Baby, baby… so close… so damn close," Phil panted quietly. Chris knew Phil had reached his peak when he tightened his grip on his hair to the point that it felt as if he was ripping it out. Phil let out a muffled screech and exploded all over his stomach. Chris dug his fingers into Phil's hips with more force and, after a few more hard thrusts, came inside of his husband.

"So much for that shower I took earlier," Phil stated. Chris rode out his orgasm before he pulled out and collapsed beside his husband. "Thank you for my surprise, baby. I just hope we didn't wake Alannah."

Phil and Chris sat up and looked at Alannah's Pack 'n Play. To their absolute horror, she was sitting up, totally awake, and watching them with an entranced look in her eyes. Phil turned a deep crimson shade before he fell back, covered his naked body, and hid his face in shame. He felt Chris' hand on his arm briefly before he felt his husband getting out of bed. He looked between his fingers to find Chris in his pajama bottoms and going over to Alannah's playpen. He took her out and brought her to bed with them.

"Chris, that's gross. I'm covered with cum and you're letting our daughter get in bed with us?" Phil groaned, still embarrassed beyond belief.

"She seemed pretty alarmed that her fathers were screaming so loud. At least she'll know we're okay."

Phil hastily rubbed his abdomen and chest with the sheet he covered himself with before throwing that onto the floor. He fished through his suitcase quickly and pulled out a pair of boxer shorts. He jumped into those and sat back on the bed, where Alannah was now crawling towards him with a big smile on her face.

"We are the worst parents ever," Phil muttered, scooping the baby into his arms.

"She's six months old, Phil," Chris stated lightly. "She's not going to remember seeing her parents fuck."

"Still," Phil groaned quietly. He looked down at his precious daughter and gave her a kiss on her slobbery lips. "I apologize, Alannah. Go to sleep, baby. Daddy and Papa are done making loud noises. I promise."

Phil continued on singing lullabies to Alannah until her lids finally fluttered shut. Phil carefully walked over to her playpen and set her on her back to sleep. He watched her for a moment to assure she was asleep before he went back to bed with Chris.

"You're not mad at me, are you?" Chris worried. Phil kissed him briefly.

"No, baby, of course not; I'm just embarrassed that we woke up Alannah," Phil murmured.

At that moment, Phil's iPhone made a soft noise. He picked it up and saw a text from Adam.

Phil, do u know where Jay is? His phone is dead & I think it's time – Adam

Phil's eyes widened as he read the text. "What's up, Phil?" Chris asked.

"Adam thinks he's going into labor and he can't get ahold of Jay," Phil explained quickly. He called Jay and listened to his phone ring a few times before someone finally picked up.

"Hey, Phil! Did you make it back to the hotel fine?" Jay asked.

"Jay, I'm not calling about that. Adam just texted me, and he said it's time."

A/N: I'm mean for leaving off on a cliffhanger, lol. Sorry that I haven't updated in some time - I'm focusing more on other projects at the moment. I haven't neglected this fic, though, I promise! Hopefully the slightly kinky sex will make up for not updating in a while. Please review! (: