AN: Oh hey! Chapter 10! I'm so surprised I made it this far. Polls still open; I think I'll be closing them soon so get to my profile page fast. Please enjoy this Havoc short before the chapter!
Short 4: Havoc, you've got votes!?
"Hi, Havoc Here" smiled Havoc, "and I got three votes!"
"He's still not winning" commented Breda, "Neither and Fuery are tied with 9 votes"
"So what my voters love me"
"Havoc they do not"
"Yes they do, in fact a reviewer lulukiryu said she loved me and wants to go on a date with me and she's a girl! Take that Breda"
Breda is in shock.
"Does that mean I got my first date?"
"No, no real live girls don't count" said Riza (in Roys body)
"But that was never a rule!"
"It is now, I just added it"
Havoc pouted, "Stupid Mustang"
"What was that? Havoc" bombed Riza.
"Ah ha! Nothing! Thank you my voters I love you all and I love you too lulukiryu!"Havoc yelled.
"Now to the really chapter" smiled Roy (in Riza's body) and Black Hayate bark, which got Breda out of his shock.
"Ah! Dog! Save me!" yelled Breda.
"Please enjoy" smiled Havoc, "I know I did"
-End of short-
ramenwriter would like to thank Havoc's voters and lulukiryu for me using them in my short.
An Out of Body Experience Chapter 10: The Plan Goes into Action
It was the next night and Roy was pissed. Who's ever heard a dance for the military? Roy hasn't and he doesn't understand who would want one. Only Furher King Bradley would. Roy knew he hated that man for a good reason. It wasn't really the dance part that got Roy anger; in fact Roy was an amazing dancer. The big dilemma was that it was formal, which meant he would have to wear a dress! He was also having a hard time finding the right dress. 'I understand why women take so long to get ready', he thought while looking in the mirror in horror, 'It takes forever to find something that looks good'. He slipped off that dress and threw it into the reject pile. Now he stood face to face with Riza's body wearing just underwear. Usually Roy would have reacted, but now he was so use to being female that it didn't bother him.
"What am I going to do I have nothing to wear!" he shriek while going back into the closet. Black Hayate was nearby licking his paws and he tilted his head perplexed toward his owner.
Riza was in Roy's apartment just finishing getting ready. She had token a
shower so she smelled nice tonight. She combed her black messy hair back and sprayed on good smelling cologne that promised the wearer he would get all the girls. 'I see the reason Roy bought it' thought Riza. She looked in the mirror and thought she looked quite handsome. The blue suit balanced out the colors of the features, the bow tie was a snow white and she wore black shiny shoes. She looked at the cloak and noticed she still had a lot of time. It was weird for her to have so much remaining time because it used to take her forever to get ready before.
They had decided to go in a group to the dance. It would be Fuery, Havoc, Breda and Roy. She felt bad for Roy that he was going to be the only woman again. 'Very sexy, I just want to…' Riza thought, but then stopped. The sick thoughts that popped in her head were annoying her; she was ready to change back. If they didn't have to go to the stupid dance she could've gone to the library and found a way to fix this. But no, the Furher had to plan a dance he won't even be attending. 'When Roy gets his body back the first thing we're going to do is take him down and say hello to the new Furher Mustang' she thought joyfully. All she cared about was Roy achieving his goal.
Havoc was getting ready as well. He was excited about the plan, but also
about meeting some chicks. He was ready to get a few dates at that dance. Someone must bring a little sister or a female cousin. Havoc didn't understand the dance for most of the people there will work for the military and it was illegal for military officers to be involved. 'Is the furher trying to encourage illegal relationships?' Havoc thought. Speaking of illegal, havoc thought it was illegal for him to look so good. He wore a nice black tux on with a red carnation. He even didn't smoke that night, so he would smell fresh for the ladies. In the middle of admiring himself, havoc heard a knock at him.
"Hey Havoc! Step. Away. From. The. Mirror" joked Breda, who wore a white tux and a black bowtie. Havoc walked out and laughed at him.
"You look ridiculous" chucked Havoc.
"Shut up. Are you ready?'
"Yah, let's go meet the over frosty the snowman" laughed Havoc as he ran down the halls.
"Dang it Havoc!" yelled Breda as he ran after him.
Meanwhile Fuery had just finished getting ready. He was dressed in a black
suit with red stitching with a red bowtie. Tonight Fuery took of his glasses and replaced them with contacts. He also comb his hair out and wore the same brand of cologne Roy Mustang wore, hoping he would get lucky too. Kane was ready to get into action and get himself a few dates, hot dates. Then he heard his goofy comrades from outside.
"Fuery! . …Ow! Why'd you hit me Breda?"
"Don't steal my jokes!"
Fuery walked out before the fighting could get any farther and said, "I'm ready"
"Time to get the main attractions then" joked Breda and they all followed him.
They reached Roy's apartment and all shouted, "Hey Roy! Step…"
Riza quickly walked out, "Don't even started with that joke" she growled.
"It's funny" commented Breda as they walked to Riza's apartment.
"No, it's old and it was stupid when it was new" retorted Riza.
"C'mon Roy loosen up a bit" laughed Havoc.
"I'll loosen up when…" Riza stopped because she was shocked at Roy's appearance.
Roy tied his blonde hair in a bun and even had a tint of makeup on that complimented his face. The black bikini strap dress hugged him tightly at the curves and flowed to his knees at the bottom. To match the dress he wore black heels. Riza gaped at how good he looked.
"…Riza comes out looking hot" joked Havoc to finished Riza's sentence.
"Havoc don't tease me" snapped Roy.
"No he's right you are hot" encouraged Riza.
Roy let his blush spread across his face and said, "You look pretty good yourself flame alchemist"
Now Riza blushed. 'I knew the dance was a good idea' proudly thought Havoc and his comrades that were watching agreed.
"C'mon love doves, the dance isn't going to wait for us" laughed Havoc.
Roy flushed, "Who you calling a love dove!" he fumed. Havoc ran from Roy as he carried a high heel and threatened Havoc he would hit him with it.
The dance looked perfect. They had rented out a whole ballroom with
gorgeous decor. They even set up tables to eat at. Also a large amount of people had arrived and luckily there were some guest of military officers. They sat at a table big enough for all of them and Riza kindly pulled out a chair for Roy.
"Wow this is fancy. We even get dinner" smiled Havoc.
"Good, I forgot to eat" groaned Roy. Roy had spent too long getting ready that he didn't have time to eat.
Soon nicely dressed waiters and waitresses came out carrying plates of food and glasses of champagne. They served everyone chicken cordon bleu and the most expensive champagne. 'How much did the fuerhr spend on us?' thought Roy, 'And why?'
Roy wasn't the only one shocked at the expensive treatment, every military worker in the room was.
"This is weird" stated Fuery, staring at the food.
"It is, but just go along with it" said Riza while taking a bite.
"This is great seafood" chuckled Havoc as he showed the food in his mouth.
"Eww...That's gross" whined Fuery.
"Why don't you grow up" sighed Riza.
Then Breda joined Havoc in the seafood joke and Fuery whined about how nasty it was.
After dinner the music started up and Havoc got up to mingle with the ladies. Fuery got noticed by a group of women and they flirted with him. Breda went to talk with some friends he hasn't seen in a while Roy and Riza just sat there.
"We could be at the library" sighed Riza and she took a gulp of champagne.
"I know" Roy sighed along with her, "But we had to come"
Maes Hughes was there in a crazy suit dancing with his wife Gracia. Hughes danced with her all over the place and Gracia laughed along with him. Roy watched his best friend enviously.
Meanwhile Havoc was flirting with a really cutie named Liliana. She laughed at every one of Havoc's jokes and was flattered by his pick-up lines.
"And I told her baby, I'm like a rubix cube the more you play with me the harder I get!" havoc joked.
"Oh Jean, you're so funny" she laughed.
"You like those? I got a thousand more"
"I bet you do big boy" she teased while patting his chest, "But how about you dance with me?"
"Y...yes!" he shouted and quickly wrapped his arms around his angel's waist.
"Whoa, gentle with me. I'm only little" she joked while wrapping her arms around his neck. Havoc smiled and felt he finally found his soul mate.
Fuery was by his new female friends.
"You are very cute" said one woman.
"Awww…not really" he blushed.
"Eek! Omg! I could just eat him up!" screamed another.
One of the women came up to Fuery and hugged his arm.
"Dance with me first" she asked.
"No me!" shouted one.
"No Fuery pick me" yelled another.
"Please girl he'd never pick you with that frame"
"Oh yah! What about that huge nose of yours sweetheart"
"Oh it's on now!"
"Ladies, please don't fight. I'll dance with you all tonight" said Fuery to prevent a cat fight in the ballroom.
"Yah! Kane!" all of the women shouted.
Breda looked across that room at Roy and Riza and saw they were just sitting there. 'We need to start the plan before one of them leaves'. Breda turned to his friends and said, "I'll talk to you guys later, I have something important to do" 'Time to get Fuery and Havoc' he thought.
Havoc was still dancing with the cute Liliana. He leaned in close and whispered in her ear, "I can tell peoples fortunes by looking at their hands"
"Really?" she asked, "Show me"
Havoc took her hand and wrote his phone number in pen on her hand, "Your future is clear"
She laughed and hugged him tightly. "You're the best Jean"
"This I know" joked Havoc.
"Hey lover boy, we need to go" yelled Breda.
'Perfect timing' thought Havoc stubbornly.
"Oh…" said Liliana disappointed and looked down.
"Hey" Havoc said as he lifted her chin, "Bet you I can touch your lips without coming in contact with you"
"No way that's imp…" she got cut off from Havoc's lips touching hers.
Havoc pulled back and said, "I lost the bet" and he went to Breda.
Liliana stayed touching her lips and thought, 'Mrs. Jean Havoc, I like the sound of that'
"So did that count as a date?" asked Havoc.
"It wasn't an hour" Breda replied.
"Grrr...Oh well...I met the woman of my dreams" grinned Havoc and they walked to Fuery.
"Yo Fuery! We gotta go" yelled Breda.
"Awwwwwww" said the chorus of women.
"I'm sorry ladies, but my friends need me" Fuery apologized.
"You're such a good friend" squealed one woman.
"Call us" they all shouted.
Havoc had to pull Fuery out of the grip of the insane fan-girls. Havoc panted carrying Fuery always to safety.
"Okay phase 1, Fuery go" said Havoc and he gave him a shove.
Fuery ran up to Roy and Riza and said, "Colonel Mustang, Lieutenant Hawkeye. I have something very important to show you"
"Well, we're not doing anything else to do so it couldn't hurt" Riza said and then thought, 'Fuery is trustworthy'.
"Yes sir" said Roy and he walked with them.
Fuery took them to a broom closet that locks from the outside and opened the door wide for them. "Look closer"
Roy and Riza stood at the edge of the closet and peered in. "I don't see..." but Riza was cut off when Fuery pushed them both in the closet and locked the door.
Roy screamed and fell on top of Riza. "What the! Dang it Fuery! I'm never trusting you again" bombed Riza.
Roy rolled off of Riza and stood looking around in the pitch darkness. Riza got up too and told Roy, "We need to find a light switch.
"Got it light switch" repeated Roy and he started to feel around, "Oh! I think I found it" Roy exclaimed as he fingered.
Riza blushed, "No Roy that's my…er…"
"Oh Gosh!" Roy interrupted while letting go and he blushed.
Riza felt the walls and found it! She switched on the light. As her eyes adjusted to the light she saw Roy. Roy stared back at her and sighed, "Now what?"
Fuery gave Havoc the signal and Havoc nodded. "Phase two" stated Havoc. His fingers trace the fire alarm he stood by and with one yank a buzzing noise filled the ballroom. People ran out franticly to save themselves. "Phase two has started"
Meanwhile Roy and Riza heard the buzzing from the broom closet.
"Oh no what are we going to do!" yelled Roy as he pulled at the doorknob more.
"Calm down there has to be a way out" Riza assured and she looked around for a vent. There was none! 'Oh crap maybe we are done for' thought Riza.
"We're going to burn to death locked in a closet!" screamed Roy as he banged on the door.
"Roy, do you have a gun on you?" asked Riza.
"Where would I keep a gun on this?" fumed Roy as he motion to his dress.
"Right…oh Roy"
"Yes?"
"Get to knocking down the door or we're going to die"
"What !? How can you say that so calmly!" yelled Roy and he kicked at the door. Riza joined in, but the door was too strong.
When all the people left Havoc shut all the doors and locked them too. Then he waited in the shadows for Roy and Riza to do the next phase.
"I...it's no use" panted Roy.
"One more time at the same time, I know we can do it" encouraged Riza.
"Okay"
"1…2…3!" shouted Riza and they both rammed into the door, knocking it down.
"Yes!" cheered Roy and he gave Riza a hug.
"There's no time for that. The fire!"
Roy nodded and they both ran to the center of the ballroom. Riza held Roy's hand and she looked around.
"I don't see any signs of fire" stated Roy.
From the shadows, Havoc signaled Breda and Hughes for phase four. A spotlight shined a pound Roy and Riza. Then a slow song played through the ballroom (AN: I imagine the song Believe by Ai). Riza looked at Roy and Roy looked at Riza.
"I think we were set up" pouted Roy.
Riza nodded and held out a hand, "May I have this dance?"
Roy was hesitant, but deicide to take the hand that would change the course of his life. Riza pulled him closer and molded her hands on his hips. Roy responded by wrapping his arms around her neck. Riza led Roy across the dance floor. As Riza twirled Roy, his dress would as well. They got lost looking in each other's eyes and had smiles on their faces. Roy laid his head on Riza's shoulder, hoping the song would never. Riza continued to rock in place with Roy. As the end of the song approached they both shared the same urge. Roy moved his face closer and whispered, "Riza"
"Roy" she whispered back. They both moved in and shared a kiss. Nobody knew who kissed first, because they both did at the same time. Riza and Roy felt their souls connected as they kissed. It didn't matter what their outer appearances were, they loved each other. Continuing the kiss, Roy moved his fingers up to Riza black hair and yanked it gently. A soft moan released from Riza's lips and she moved her hand up Roy's leg. They felt passion. On the sidelines Operation Get Hawkeye and Mustang members watched happily. Roy whispered in Riza's ear, "We've got company"
They pulled back and waited for their masterminds to reveal themselves. The members came out laughing nervously.
"I can't believe you guys" said Roy.
"I can't believe you'd do so much to get us together" said Riza.
"You're my pal Roy! I always do the best for you" shouted Hughes.
"Yah and the rest of us think you should be together" added Fuery.
"That's right" agreed Breda.
"Screw the rules" yelled Havoc.
"I'm going to so yell at all of you for breaking the rules…" started Riza and they gulped, "But tomorrow I need to take Riza home now"
"Yes sir" they shouted and Riza left pulling Roy behind her.
"Would you say that plan worked?" asked Havoc.
"Oh it so did" answered Hughes.
Roy enjoyed the walk home with Riza, but it went by so fast.
"You can come in" suggested Roy.
"I'd love to" and she followed Roy in.
"I'll be with you, I gotta feed Black Hayate" Roy replied as the pup paraded up to him.
"Okay, I'll wait in your room" responded Riza and she went that way.
Roy brushed off his hands after he fed the dog and went into. He saw Riza right in the middle of the bed. He snuck over to her and surprised her by jumping on top of her. Riza, having sharp reflexes, caught Roy in mid-air. In response Roy squirmed silly in her grip. Riza chuckled and laid Roy on top of her.
"I think it's the other way around" commented Roy, but he was ignored by a crushing of lips. There kisses grew passionately and before they knew it they were making out. By habit Roy moved his fingers through Riza's hair again. For the first time Riza stuck her tongue in Roy's mouth, which caused him to stiffen in surprise. To calm him Riza massage his tongue with hers. Roy's eyes instantly soften at the affection and he wanted more. Riza pulled back her mouth and looked Roy straight in the eyes.
"Do you want to do that?" asked Riza.
"I…don't know…" timidly responded Roy.
"I'll jump at it when you tell me its okay"
"It's my first time" Roy admitted.
"Mine too" answered Riza.
Riza's comment only scared Roy more, he had heard about the pain women went through.
"It will hurt?" asked a fearful Roy.
Riza was surprised at Roy for acting so out of character, was she? She blamed the switch.
"Only for a while, it will get better" Riza said to comfort him. Roy bit his lip unsure; he never imagined his first time as a woman!
"We don't have to Roy, its okay"
"No! Take me!"
"You're sure?" asked Riza shocked.
Roy pressed into her, "Yes take me"
Without hesitation Riza had bared herself and Roy did the same. Roy was now at the bottom and scared out of his mind. They went through with it and Roy's whimpers could be heard by a confused Black Hayate, who was scratching at the door. Though tonight nobody was going to get up to let him in the room.
-End of chapter, to be continued-
AN: I wrote a long one to make up for the short one I wrote last time, which was a build up chapter. Time to thank my great reviewers. Thanks Tsukali-chan, silvergothicsweettooth, little miss clueless, yuuram shibuya von bielefeld, Axis Bold As Love, Ultimate Royai Lover, Teeshdapeech, Dragonridingattorney43,Dark-Lady-Hel, buffybest, J, Tate Freak, Athena's Heart, Smoldering Flame, scoobygang101, lulukiryu, The Misty Forest, and Santoryuu-Zoro. Everyone should follow their example and REVIEW!! Also I'm not sure when I'll be able to update again possibly again today, but if not, I won't be able to write for a while, because I'm really busy. Please be patient with I am only human. Thanks so much for tuning in. Until next time, good night and good luck.