Author's Note: Alright, fans of The Amanda Show, you will get to see my take on the sketch "Stranded". I just saw it on Youtube, and it's hilarious. XD

Disclaimer: Eichiiro Oda owns One Piece and the scriptwriters of The Amanda Show own the sketch "Stranded".

Day 1

Five male contestants – Law, Sengoku, Arlong, Kaku, and Doflamigo – and five female contestants – Hina, Chimney, Molly, Perona, and Olvia – were standing next to a parked, red convertible that was parked in a vacant lot.

"Hey, Mr. Narrator, what's going on?" Law asked the narrator.

"This… Is… 'Stranded in… A Parked Car'."

Everyone sweatdropped.

"Are you stupid?" Doflamingo asked the narrator.

"No, sir, this is a legit game show. We took it from The Amanda Show."

Nobody spoke.

"Get in the damn car. Last person who is in the car or touching it wins 1 million beri."

Our contestants got into the car.

"What a bloody idiot," Molly said as she sat down in the front passenger seat, slumped down, and put her feet up on the dashboard.

"Young lady, get your legs off of there. Everyone can see your panties, and you're getting this random stranger's car all dirty."

Molly then put her legs down while mumbling something about the narrator being a "fecking bastard".

"I heard that."

"I'm going to go get a soda," Kaku said as he got out of the car. Then, two men in black ran up to Kaku and carried him away.

"Tell the CP9 I did this for the fame!" Kaku yelled as he got carried away.

"Kaku has been eliminated. The competition is now down to Trafalgar Law, Sengoku, Arlong, Doquixote Doflamingo, Hina, Chimney, Molly O'Flannigan, Perona, and Nico Olvia."

Day 2

Our contestants were working on a sudoku puzzle. Then, Aokiji approached the car.

"Excuse me, is Nico Olvia on this crappy, second-rate reality show?" Aokiji asked everyone. Molly pointed to Olvia in hopes that Aokiji will make her get out of the car. Aokiji then whispered something to Olvia, who gasped.

"OHARA! MY HOMETOWN!" Olvia sobbed as she ran out of the car. She ran so fast, the men in black couldn't catch her.

"Nico Olvia has been eliminated. The competition is now down to Perona, Sengoku, Trafalgar Law, Chimney, Arlong, Hina, Donquixote Doflamingo, and Molly O'Flannigan."

"Damn… That bitch can run fast," Law commented, suddenly using rapper slang.

The Night of Day 2

Doflamingo was asleep on the car hood, when he rolled over in his sleep onto the ground. Two sleepwalking men in black picked up the sleeping Doflamingo and carried him away.

"Bangers and mash," Doflamingo said in his sleep.

"Donquixote Doflamingo has been eliminated. The competition is now down to Molly O'Flannigan, Sengoku, Perona, Arlong, Chimney, Hina, and Trafalgar Law."

In a half-asleep state, Hina opened the car door, got out of the car, and sleepwalked away.

"Hina has been eliminated. The competition is now down to Trafalgar Law, Sengoku, Arlong, Molly O'Flannigan, Chimney, and Perona."

"Shut up! We're trying to sleep!" Law yelled.

Day 3

"Sengoku has left the show to take care of Pwngoat, who needed to have surgery after she swallowed a Nintendo Wii controller. The competition is now down to Trafalgar Law, Arlong, Molly O'Flannigan, Chimney, and Perona."

Everyone in the car laughed, because a goat swallowed a game controller.

"That is no reason to leave a competition!" Perona yelled, holding back laughs.

"I have to go to the bathroom!" Chimney cried.

"You held it in for THAT LONG?" Law cried.

"Go. What's stopping you?" Perona asked the little girl. Chimney got out of the car, and a man in black grabbed her hand.

"Can you take me to the bathroom?" Chimney asked the man in black.

"Sure. Then, we can go to the toy store!" The man in black said as he led Chimney away by the hand.

"Chimney has been eliminated. The competition is down to Perona, Arlong, Molly O'Flannigan, and Trafalgar Law."

Perona's cell phone rang, and she answered it.

"What do you want? Fine, Moria, I'll be right there," Perona said before she hung up. She then opened a car door.

"What are you doing, Miss Perona?" Law asked Perona.

"Going to Moria's. Be right back," Perona said as she stepped out of the car. A group of people dressed as Zoro, Mihawk, Moria, and Kumashi grabbed Perona by her limbs and carried her off.

"What the hell?" Perona cried as the four people carried her away.

"Perona has been eliminated. The competition is down to Trafalgar Law, Arlong, and Molly O'Flannigan."

Day 4

Arlong was telling Molly and Law a heartwarming story.

"And that was how I stole that candy from those kindergarteners," Arlong finished his story. Then, Smoker appeared from out of nowhere.

"Arlong, you are under arrest for taking candy from kids," Smoker said as he put Arlong in handcuffs and led him away.

"Arlong has been eliminated. Only Molly O'Flannigan and Trafalgar Law remain. Who will win 1 million beri?"

Day 5

Molly and Law were sitting in the front seats of the car.

"Hey, aren't you that Irish chick from Miss Yuki-Rin's crew?" Law asked Molly.

"Aye. Yuki-Rin's me half-sister and me captain. I'm the crew's first mate. Me sister absolutely fancies you," Molly explained.

"It takes a lot of work to look this hot without the use of beauty products and designer clothes, because those are too mainstream," Law explained. Then, he and Molly both noticed something everyone else didn't notice – The keys to the car were in the ignition.

"Hey, Miss O'Flannigan, why didn't we notice these keys before?" Law asked Molly.

"Because everybody on this show is a bloody idiot," Molly answered. The two grew silent.

"Wanna go to Vegas?" Molly asked Law.

"Sure. Plus, we'll have the prize money, since I heard from Mr. Doflamingo that the prize money was in the trunk," Law explained. Law then started the car, as techno music began playing over the radio.

"No, no, no. You can't do that. Wait, that's not in the rules."

Law didn't listen, and he drove off, with Akainu chasing them. Unfortunately, Akainu fell down.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" Akainu yelled.

"Hey! Alright, bring that car back! Hey, come on! I'm serious!"

The car drove down the street and into the sunset.

"Up next on Pirate TV… Stranded in… A Hot Tub!"

We cut to five male contestants – Spandam, Capone, Heathcliffe, Kohza, and Zeff – and five female contestants – Keimi, Alvida, Moda, Dr. Kureha, and Sandersonia – sitting in an empty hot tub in somebody's bathroom.

"Well… This is so fucking awkward," Heathcliffe commented.

"I think I'm going to die! I'm not submerged in water!" Keimi cried.

"We're voting off mermaid girl and the peg-legged guy first," Alvida whispered to Heathcliffe.

"Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say, woman," Heathcliffe said. Dr. Kureha began to strip.

"It's time for my sponge bath!" Dr. Kureha announced. Heathcliffe turned to the camera.

"Aw, hell naw," Heathcliffe said into the camera.

Ending Note: LOL! Watch the "Stranded" video right before you read this chapter. It makes it funnier!

Review if you want to see the Straw Hats do a musical number.