CH 10: The Quodforce part 3: Kirbylicious
"Now I know what a handicapped person feels like." Meta Knight said trying to stand up. "Palkia and his gay lover Marx will soon get what they deserve." Kirby replied "A giant box filled with Nicki Minaj cds?" Meta Knight asked. "WHO IS NICKI MINAJ?" Kirby shouted angrily. "Its just something Palkia said before he left. He said she was bad so-" "Okay we got it." Dedede said. "What're we going to do now?" Meta Knight asked. "We still have the Halberd, dumbass." "Oh you're right." Meta Knight said as they walked towards it. "Usually it has been destroyed by now." "What?" Dedede asked. They boarded the Halberd. "What if it gets destroyed?" Meta Knight asked. "A true murderer always has a back-up plan." Kirby said.
Ganondorf approached Zelda's castle and took a deep breath as he knocked on the door. Link opened it. "Zelda! I thought we took the garbage out this morning!" Link called. "Shut up fairy boy. The three of us have a big problem on our hands." "I know! Link hasn't made me breakfest yet." Navi said. "SHUT UP, NAVI!" Link shouted. "This is serious." Ganondorf warned." "Just let the dwebe speak." Zelda said from behind. "I'm so sorry. Its that time again." Navi whispered. "YOU PARASITE!" Zelda shouted throwing a fireball at the fairy. After that whole thing, the three of them sat in the kitchen. "Would you like some tea?" Navi asked Ganondorf. "Sure. Nothing says the King of Evil quite like tea." "Well, screw you then." Ganondorf took out a large bag and placed it front of the fated duo.
"What's that?" Zelda asked. "100,000 rupees." "What's that for?" So you know I'm serious." "OHH NO! IT'S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN THAT!" Link shouted "Why?" "BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF RUPEES THE SAME WAY ANYMORE! RIGHT NAVI!" "Oh shut up Link. I'm sorry if I aroused you." "Just take the rupees Link. You know to want them on you." "YOU'RE NOT HELPING!" Link replied. "Anyway. We are all in danger. The triforce of invincibility is being thraetened." "By what?" A huge explosion followed this and Marx and Palkia entered the castle. "Here's MARXY!" Marx shouted.
Link drew the master sword and Palkia shot an aura sphere at him knocking him to the ground. "Link sure went down fast when balls were thrown at him." Marx laughed. "Okay, great. Marx, you'd better take a look at this." Palkia said throwing a letter at him.
Dear Marx, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Palkia, Moogle, and any future characters of this series,
We would like to inform you that the vile language, sexual references, violence, making fun the police, Chucky Cheese, and sac religious dialouge in this story have been offending people who read it. After a series of complaints, we ask you to tone down the many issues mentioned above or your job termination will be imediate.
sincerley, staff of a website that has its name in white on a blue bar in the top left corner of the screen..
"So we can't say "fuck" in our own fucking story now? Is that right?" Marx asked. "I guess so." "What about Moogle?"
Meanwhile, in Hell. "IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, READERS, MOVE TO ANTARTICA!" Moogle shouted.
"Something tells me that he's not going to change." Palkia said. "So, I still have to get the Quodforce? (Is that pissing- oh I'm sorry. Does that make you mad, Critic 3? BECAUSE WE AREN'T CHANGING IT JUST BECAUSE YOU OPENED YOUR BIG MOUTH!) Marx yelled. "What I want to know is why the letter was adressed to us and not the author." Palkia said. "Yeah, and "job termination?" What the hell are they talking about?"
"You have got to be ! #$%^& kidding me!" Kirby shouted reading the letter. "Why are they going FCC on us all of a sudden?" Meta Knight asked. "Dedede dry humping a baloon back there isn't helping us out, let me just say that." Kirby replied. "I'm just sitting on it!" "Right. THIS IS JUST #$%^& GREAT! TOTALLY #$%^& AWESOME!" Kirby shouted. " #$%^&*( about it isn't going to help." Meta Knight said. "Hey guys. check this out. Its a LEMON!" Dedede called. Kirby and Meta Knight went to Dedede and proceeded to read an intense description of sexual activity between to characters.
"Why would he do that?" Meta Knight asked. "Its great, isn't it?" Kirby shot Dedede in the hand with the pistol. "Sorry, Fanfiction. Last time, I promise. BUT WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD READ THAT PILE OF CRAP! WHO GETS SEXUAL THRILLS OVER TWO NON EXISTENT CHARACTERS SCREWING LIKE RABBITS! THAT IS RIDICULOUS! WHO READS THAT TRASH?
Marx fired a laser blast knocking Ganondorf next to Zelda and Link whom they defeated. "So, after years of defending the quodforce, you're all dieing together. How sweet." Marx said. Marx's wings turned to all the colors of the rainbow. "Homosexual powers activate!" Navi shouted. Marx fired a rainbow blast which hit the trio and sent them flying outside of the castle. Palkia then charged Spacial Rend and turned to Navi. "HEY LISTEN!" He said. "To what?" "Your scream." He said flinging the attack killing Navi." The two then went outside of the castle to see the Halberd flying at the castle. "I told you to destroy that thing." Marx yelled. "I knew I forgot something. I had that feeling in my gut where you know your forgetting something but you just can't figure out what it is."
"JUST GO!" Marx ordered. Palkia's wings lifted him up and took him into the air so he was facing the Halberd. "How are you going to destroy it?" Marx asked. "The same way I do every damn thing." the dragon replied charging the Spacial Rend and flinging it at the ship. It cut the ship in half and sent the pieces flying towards the ground. A gold star then flew right at palkia and hit him over the head. "OW! THAT STUNG! That was a flawless attack, though." It didn't take Marx long to realize Kirby was in his mic copy ability. "No! DON'T SING! I BEG YOU! IT'LL BE THE BIGGEST PILE OF CRAP SINCE STAR WARS EPISODE 1! DON'T!" " It won't be terrible. It'll be... KIRBYLICIOUS!" "CRAAAP!" Marx yelled.
Music blared from the headsets Kirby wore he put it on speaker so everyone could hear it. ("You'll know what this is a parody of. Don't worry." Kirby laughed.)
"LISTEN UP Y'ALL
CAUSE THIS IS IT!
THE BEAT THAT I'M BANGING
IS EXPLOSIVE!
"Kirbylicious definition make them peeps go boom boom. They want me murdered so Palkia and Marx work together.
You can see me. You can't kill me. Marx is stupid. Palk is queer. I got reasons why I kill 'em. Victims come and go like pop songs.
Kirbylicious (Kirbylicious)
But, I ain't finished yet. And if they try to kill me, I got a solution. I'll just shoot 'em KER-BOOM!
That puts 'em 10 feet under and I'd be lining down the block just to blow their heads off.
Kirbylicious
You're dead (dead)
Kirbylicious
I grab my sword and slice your head
Kirbylicious
I make you see the color red
Kirbylicious
M-M-M-M-Murdered Murdered
Kirbylicious def- Kirbylicious def- Kirbylicious def- (x1000)
Kirbylicious definition make your heads explode. They always claim I'm faking. I go to them. Call them morons.
I'm the M to the U, R, D, the E, the R and can't no other person put 'em down like me.
I'm Kirbylicious (Kirbylicious)
Your family's being murdered . I be up in your room just flickin on my chainsaw. He's my witness. (Meta Knight: "WHAT?")
I put yo head underground and cops be linin down the block like "We didn't see a thing."
Kirbylicious
You're dead (dead)
Kirbylicious
I grab my sword and slice your head
Kirbylicious
I make you see the color red
Kirbylicious
Guess, guess, guess, guess what?
YOU'RE DEAD
Marxy, Marxy, Marxy, do you really want me? Dude, just get a life. Maybe then someone'll care.
You'll be dead with Tiffy. And also Tuffy. You will rot in Hell. I will laugh at you.
P- to the A to the LKIA dude you suck
P- to the A to the LKIA dude you're trash
D to the O to the UCHEBAG
To the D to the O to the, to the, to the, Marxy that's you-"
Marx shrieked like a baby and rolled over. Palkia fell to the ground in pain. Link passed out. Zelda cried. But, Ganondorf couldn't take it... and his head exploded...