Two updates in one day, I'm working fast! But yeah, I'm trying to make it up to you guys for taking so long to put chapter nine up…And I finally got my muse back! HOORAH! But this one's shorter than the last…and I think I only did this one to cheer up any of you who are sad about the Gaara-Sakura almost-breakup in the last chapter
I don't own Naruto!
Chapter Ten
X-Avenger-X has joined the conversation
X-Avenger-X: No one is here? Perfect! Now I can relax in my peaceful solitude.
Numba1Ninja has joined the conversationNumba1Ninja: GOOD MORNING SASUKE!
X-Avenger-X: Well, there goes my peaceful solitude. What do you want, loser?
Numba1Ninja: Guess what today is!
X-Avenger-X: The day you finally drown in your own idiocy and end up being gang-raped in hell?
Numba1Ninja: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!
X-Avenger-X: My bed is covered in my mother's blood, I sleep on the floor.
Numba1Ninja: Oh…
Numba1Ninja: Well anyway, today is your birthday!
X-Avenger-X: I haven't celebrated my birthday since that day.
Numba1Ninja: What day?
X-Avenger-X: The day my life became empty and dark.
Numba1Ninja: You mean yesterday? I swear it wasn't me that took your clothes while you were in the shower! Besides, running down the street naked gave you the fresh air you so badly needed. I mean you spend most of the day sitting in that creepy estate. It's no wonder you're so screwed in the head.
X-Avenger-X: Shut up Naruto.
Numba1Ninja: Fine, Mister grumpy! I found an old picture of the Uchiha family when I was taking your cl- when I was coming to ask you to train!
X-Avenger-X: Really?
Numba1Ninja: Ya! I put it on my computer so I could send it to you! Here:
Sending Picture…………………
Numba1Ninja: Well?
X-Avenger-X: HOLY SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHERE DID YOU GET THIS!
Numba1Ninja: I got it at your house! Neji told me he was really good with computers so I let him put it on my computer!
X-Avenger-X: Neji…He's really been out to get me lately…
Numba1Ninja: Sasuke? Hellooooo?
X-Avenger-X: …And where does he keep getting these pictures?
Numba1Ninja: FINE! I'll just show SAKURA this picture, I'm sure SHE'LL appreciate my effort!
X-Avenger-X: WAIT NARUTO!
Numba1Ninja: What?
X-Avenger-X: As a special birthday gift, why don't you help me pull a prank on Neji. After all, you are the most TALENTED shinobi in the ENTIRE village, I'm sure you could do it easily!
Numba1Ninja: YOU'RE RIGHT! I CAN DO ANYTHING! BECAUSE I'M NARUTO UZUMAKI!
X-Avenger-X: Good, now here's the plan…
00Byakugan00 has joined the conversationO-TargetLocked-O has joined the conversation
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O-TargetLocked-O: Okay Neji! We're ready to start Mission: "Save Sakura From The Creepy Uchiha Pervert That Left Then Came Back Again And Has A Shrine To Naruto Even Though He Quite Clearly Has It Hot For Sakura!"
…Troublesome…: …
00Byakugan00: Why is Shikamaru here?
O-TargetLocked-O: Well, when I told him we we're going to get Sasuke, he almost INSISTED on helping, which is really unlike him. I wonder if there's something up with him.
…Troublesome…: I'm sitting right here, you know.
00Byakugan00: Whatever, let's just get on with it!
O-TargetLocked-O: RIGHT!
O-TargetLocked-O: So what's the plan?
00Byakugan00: I thought it was your job to think of a plan.
O-TargetLocked-O: No! I just come up with the cool titles! You're the genius!
…Troublesome…: …Idiots.
O-TargetLocked-O: If you're so smart, why don't YOU think of a plan?!
…Troublesome…: All right.
00Byakugan00: I can't wait to hear THIS.
…Troublesome…: Sasuke trains from 9am to 4pm every day-
O-TargetLocked-O: How do you know that? DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SASUKE?!
…Troublesome…: No, when Ino disappeared I became suspicious of him and followed him for a while-
O-TargetLocked-O: SO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON INO?
…Troublesome…: No, let me finish. Why don't we-
00Byakugan00: Tenten, it's quite obvious he has a thing for Temari.
…Troublesome…: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE LONG ENOUGH TO SORT OUT A PLAN????!!!!!
O-TargetLocked-O: O.O Yes Sir!
00Byakugan00: Fine.
…Troublesome…: So, if we can intercept Sasuke on his way back from the training grounds, we can force him to tell us what he's planning. Then, we can put a stop to it, tell Tsunade about his plotting and HOPEFULLY kick Sasuke out of the village.
00Byakugan00: Sounds good to me.
O-TargetLocked-O: Why do we have to kick him out? Can't we just give him a warning, or something?
00Byakugan00: …
…Troublesome…: No.
O-TargetLocked-O: -.- Jerks.
Numba1Ninja has joined the conversationNumba1Ninja: Hey guys! Did you hear? SASUKE AND SAKURA ARE GOING OUT!
O-TargetLocked-O: WHAT
…Troublesome…: THE
00Byakugan00: FUCK??????!!!!!!!!!
Numba1Ninja: Yeah, great isn't it? I saw them making out in the training grounds!
O-TargetLocked-O: Oh my GOD!
…Troublesome…: …?
00Byakugan00: …
O-TargetLocked-O: Neji? Are you o-
O-TargetLocked-O has been disconnected…Troublesome…: What the-
…Troublesome… has been disconnected
Numba1Ninja: HE-
Numba1Ninja has been disconnected00Byakugan00: U-U-
00Byakugan00: UUUUUUCHIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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X-Avenger-X: Hey Sakura, now that you and the Sand Demon are through, you want to come over?
Cherry-Chan: What are you talking about, Sasuke?
DesertKage: Sakura and I are doing just fine together.
X-Avenger-X: BUT YOU HAD A FIGHT!
Cherry-Chan: And Gaara came all the way to Konoha to apologise!
DesertKage: That's right Uchiha. Now what were you saying?
X-Avenger-X: IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS!!!
Cherry-Chan: Huh?
X-Avenger-X: I'LL GET YOU, YOU DESERT RAT! AND SAKURA WILL COME TO ME!
DesertKage: Does anyone else feel the déjà vu here?
X-Avenger-X: DON'T MOCK ME, BASTARD!
Cherry-Chan: Calm down, Sasuke!
X-Avenger-X: I'll calm down, but you have to give me a kiss…
Cherry-Chan: WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER! I'D RATHER SEE YOU POP A BLOOD VESSEL AND GET SENT TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!
X-Avenger-X: THEN MAYBE I WILL!
DesertKage: …
DesertKage: Drama Queen.
X-Avenger-X: What was that?!
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00Byakugan00: UUUUCHIIIIIIHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
X-Avenger-X: AW, SHIT!
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Cherry-Chan: What the heck?
DesertKage: I think this is the start of a WONDERFUL day.
Numba1Ninja has joined the conversationDesertKage: Or maybe not.
Numba1Ninja: SAKURAAAA!
Cherry-Chan: What is it Naruto?
Numba1Ninja: IMADEADEALWITHSASUKETOPLAYAPRANKONNEJICOSSASUKESAIDIWASUBERCOOLANDIAGREEDSOIENDEDUPTELLINGNEJIANDTENTENANDSHIKAMARUTHATYOUANDSASUKEWEREGOINGOUTANDMAKINGOUTONTHETRAININGGROUNDSBUTNOWNEJI'SGONENUTSANDISTRYINGTOKILLSASUKEANDITHINKITMIGHTBEMYFAULT!WHATSHOULDIDO?
Cherry-Chan: Naruto, the spacebar is there for a good reason. Now speak in NORMAL sentences And turn off the caps lock.
Numba1Ninja: Well, um, I think Neji thinks that Sasuke blackmailed you into making out with him…and now he's gone loony, trying to kill Sasuke….
Cherry-Chan: What gave him THAT idea?
Numba1Ninja: Um…me.
Cherry-Chan: NARUTO!
Numba1Ninja: DON'T KILL ME!
Cherry-Chan: …Fine. All right. Naruto, go try and capture Neji with your clones and calm him down a little. I'll call them and tell them Neji'll be arriving there soon, and Gaara…
DesertKage: Yes?
Cherry-Chan: …Go beat the shit out of Sasuke.
Numba1Ninja: Right!
DesertKage: Gladly!
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Cherry-Chan: I hate when this happens…
Cherry-Chan: …Luckily I have the mental hospital on speed-dial…
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Numba1Ninja: Okay, job done. Neji's now being calmed down!
DesertKage: Sasuke's in the hospital being healed.
Cherry-Chan: Good, oh and Gaara.
DesertKage: What?
Cherry-Chan: The guys at the KMH (Konoha Mental Hospital) say that the one from Suna called. Apparently you haven't been in much lately. They're worried…
DesertKage: …Yeah…
DesertKage has left the conversationNumba1Ninja: I'm going to go see if Sasuke's allowed visitors yet. I wanna laugh at him.
Numba1Ninja has left the conversationCherry-Chan: Am I the only sane person here?
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Yes, Sakura. Yes you are.
I feel bad for sending Neji away. But don't worry; he'll be back and sane by the next chapter!
You can take a good guess at what the picture was of at the beginning, but try not to think of it too much, I don't want to be responsible for any of you joining Neji!
I know this chapter only had a few characters in it, but hey! Shikamaru's back!
If you can translate Naruto's gibberish, you get a cookie.
And yes, Sasuke is a possessive bastard in this. XD He's also very dark, as you can probably tell from the beginning
Oh, and to Hynatta-Rocks24, I'll try and add the sound 5 in the next chapter. Tayuya is indeed awesome! She shares my vocabulary!
Thank you for reading my nonsense. Bye!