I'm back from New Zealand which is a great place cuz it's nice and cold there! WOOTS!

Anyway, sorry for the long wait. Glad to see people like my Survivor: Tales of Vesperia ALL STARS fic! :D

Anyway, here is the long awaited YuriXKauffman.

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Yuri and Estelle decided to take a vacation. Although honestly, as Flynn liked to call it, a honeymoon. They hadn't gotten married, of course. They just 'realised their feelings for each other and wanted to go off somewhere alone to do R-rated stuff away from the eyes of the innocent', as Raven put it.

So they decide to take a world trip on foot, and on the way pass Deidon Hold.

Yuri smiles as a young boy waves to them from the store. "Remember when we were here last time, to get to Aspio?"

Estelle smiled back to her dear darling Yuri. (GAG) But then...

Suddenly that paranoid and rather stupid part of Estelle's lovey dovey mind reminded her of something.

"Yuri...you know that...Kauffman..."

Yuri didn't get it yet. "Sure, that tall long red haired quite gorgeous president of Fortune's market. What about her?"

Someone hit Yuri with a brick, please! Preferably a YuriXEstelle fanatic.

Estelle's grip on Yuri's arm tightened.

"I...I think she....well....thinks you're....um....great."

"Great? Ohohoho! Of course she thinks I'm great! EVERYONE thinks I'm great!" Yuri boasted. Someone hit Yuri with TWO bricks, PLEASE.

Estelle, being the romantic softy she is, holds back tears. "She said "I like a guy who doesn't....who does...." She gets frustrated by her memory loss.

"She likes you! And I'm...I'm..."

Yuri can't believe his ears. He really should wash them out harder, like Flynn always said. Ah wells.

"Sheesh, Estelle. Are you ALWAYS to freakingly PARANOID?!"

Then he thought for a moment.

"Or did you just want another smooch?"

Estelle blushed. Just then, a familiar face appeared.

"Kauffman?!" Estelle exclaimed in surprise.

"Well, speak of the devil...." Yuri muttered. "I'm SO totally cursed..."

Kauffman was busy signing something, so she didn't notice the couple, until they approached her.

"Hey Kauffman." Yuri greeted.

"Good afternoon, President." Estelle greeted, unwillingly but her inbreeded manners overpowered her idiotic paranoia.

"Oh, if it isn't Yuri Lowell. fancy bumping into you here..."

"Well, we were taking a vacation, just me and Estelle here."

"Ah, so I see." Kauffman winked at Yuri. "Getting serious, hmm?"

Okay, firstly, I would like to address that, with all the events about Alexei and all the previous chapters in this insane fanfic, I think Estelle's rather simple mind couldn't handle all the stress and competition of both genders to her darling Yuri, thus she had quite a few screws loose.

Sorry for the interruption, but I had to address this so you would understand the following event.

Estelle rugby-tackled Kauffman.

Yes, I know. Horrible, isn't it. Especially since Estelle was wearing one of those bloomy skirts and, with the fact that she's a princess and all that...

time slowed down to slow and very, very, VERY, stupid seconds. Estelle launching herself like a rabid puppy toward her prey...Yuri gaping at Estelle's horrid fashion sense in stockings and underwear...Kauffman shouting...the homies loading their guns/bows...

All in all, you get my drift. CHAOS.

Anyway, what followed after was Kauffman's homies bashing Estelle up and Yuri having to cancel his resort reservations at Aspio, and having to call Judith to fetch them back.

While they waited in a corner, Yuri sighed as he cradled the unconscious princess.

"Now I'm having second thoughts..."

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Don't get the idea that Yuri's gonna dump Estelle.

Actually, I'm too busy playing Last Remnant that I can't remember lots of Vesperia things. Oh no.

Help!

Anyway, the 'homies' thing is from Saints Row cuz my dad plays it. homies, for the ignorant, are like gangster sidekicks. Ahahaha, Kauffman has homies...hahaha.

Next, I'm thinking YuriXSodia...

since the last one turned out to be more like a YuriXFlynn...

:D:D:D:D

Actually yuriXflynn would be quite a nice pairing if only it wasn't homo...sigh

If only Flynn was a girl...

(Gets idea for fanfic...yuriXflynn fanfic...where Flynn's a girl....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)