Cartman
"Dude, don't you think this is kind of lame?" I ask Butters who had his eyes on the massive bible in front of him.
"What is?"
"We spend nearly 3 hours a day reading the bible,"
"No I love it," He says as we take our usual seats. Kenny is missing to the left of me and it really annoys me.
"We are actually early for once," I say giving a short laugh as Butters continues reading the bible even though there are no teachers in sight.
"Have you actually successfully read the bible once?" He questions me not in a joking tone and normally I would have just flipped him off or something.
"Nah dude,"
"You should really read it," I look at his pled with boredom.
"No way am I going to be able to finish something so long with olden style English," I respond in the least offensive way that I could think of. Butters stares at me in a dark way that disturbs me deeply. I am glad when I hear another voice that isn't Butters or mine.
"Hey, Cartman, Butters" An excited little girl screams and I realise its Heidi.
"Oh hey, you can sit in Kenny's spot if you like," I point to the chair next to me and she gives me a warm smile before sitting down.
"Kenny really sits here?" She says with a laugh and I don't know what the hell is going through her mind but I rather not know. Butters looks at Heidi with a look of sorrow and I don't know exactly why but they both seem to know something I don't know. I can feel both their eyes staring at each other and I automatically remember the email I got from Stan this morning.
"What was Amber's last name?" God damn it, I really make things worst! They both look away from each other. Heidi is staring at the ground, facing away from me and Butters and Butters is eyeing his bible so hard I'm afraid he might actually shoot fire out of his eyes and burn his bible.
Damn it, what the hell is so important about Amber that would cause them both to act this way? I need to find out who she was and why they are keeping her a secret from me. I am forced to stay in my thoughts since no one looks like they are about to talk.
It's shocking how fast 6 hours can actually be sometimes even when you hate every second of it. I never thought that was possibly because school always seems extremely slow.
"Hey, let's go to sunshine lake," I say cheerfully but Heidi and Butters look at me with wonder. I guess I have suddenly become obsessed with the place but it's just so beautiful.
"Alright," They both say in an almost bored tone. We walk near the cliff and watch the waterfall once again. This is the only place in Hollows Peak that seems peaceful and the only place in this town that I actually like. I might be obsessed with this lake but I feel like it's special, it has more meaning than they have told me. This lake for some reason makes me feel remorse but at the same time I feel happy and safe. It's strange, so fucking strange I don't know how to word it or how I could explain it to my friends. I decide is the perfect time to question them about Amber.
"Who is Amber? I'm sick of you guys dodging this question," They both look away and this time I'm not so surprised. I feel like screaming at both of them for being such assholes towards me.
"Cartman, have you been talking about Heaven's Faith on msn?"
"Uhhh yeah,"
"Damn it, I should have told you that they got the internet tapped and the home phones are also monitored," I look at him in disbelief but I can't help but realise he isn't lying. This is actually the kind of behaviour you would except from a cult that was as seriously as these bible bashing bastards.
"How am I going to contact Stan and Kyle if everything is tapped?"
"Here, take care of it, it's my old cell phone," I can't believe they got the internet tapped and I have to use a cell phone. I suck at using this annoying contraptions.
"Wait, I told Stan too do some research on Heaven's Faith and Amber for me," They both have a pure look of horror on their faces and I don't understand why.
"Cartman, Stan and Kyle probably got someone close to them beaten up," Oh fuck!!! What have I done? I didn't know that they Heaven's Faiths bitches would beat up one of my friends.
"This is partly your guys fault, I wanted to know about Amber and now… damn it…" I slammed my fist hard into the ground but I only hurt myself in the process. I tried to hide my tears as I waited for an answer from either of them. Just something, anything… they are supposed to be 2 of the only friends I got here.
"Amber was a girl that lived here, she was an innocent little girl but the cult ended up taking care of her," Heidi's expression is so sad I can't even believe it's possible.
"What? I thought you said she moved away,"
"I said she is gone, they…." She trails off and now for the first time am I finally getting the information I want about Amber.
"They burnt her on a crucifix," Butters continued but I only cringe at the thought of it. How could they burn someone and not get in trouble with the F.B.I or something? The government should have stepped in, for fucksake, does the U.N know about this? They need to know about this, they are performing crimes against humanity.
"What did she do?" They both look away again and I know that's as much information I am going to get out of them.
"Cartman, you really got to learn to obey the rules of school and home, we don't want that to happen to you or Kenny," For the first time since I arrived here, I am completely scared. I'm not only scared because I might be burnt but I'm also scared that Kenny might be burnt, or that one of these two might be burnt. I don't want to see anyone get burnt.
"Yeah, I got to," I ignore the stares that I'm probably getting from these two and look deep into the sunshine lake.
"No one out of Hollows Peak has any idea what is really going on here, it is rare that someone is burnt or cleansed," I cringe at the word cleansed, they must believe that killing the bad souls must purify their town or some shit like that.
Kenny
Finally! This time it seemed like I was never going to be released. I have the biggest look of glee on my face as I walk out. The door is never locked, it doesn't even have a lock but I don't want to know what Uncle James might do if I tried to escape. Finally, I had been trapped in one tiny little room for a week, I hate being trapped in this room.
"Hopefully you'll be home earlier today Kenneth," Stupid asshole is what I'm thinking but I nod my head. I take my free $5 off the table and start walking to school. Angelica is walking beside me like she did last Monday.
"Angel, do you like school so far?"
"Yeah, it's kind of good to be away from the house, too be away from Uncle James,"
"There is no escape," I bluntly say but she just gives me a laugh. Before entering the forest to the school I am joined by a frantic Cartman who is running like a maniac.
"Dude, you…" He eyes Angelica and for some reason looks as if he can't completely trust her.
"What Cartman?"
"You must be good, obey the teachers and your Uncle," I feel like screaming what the fuck at him but I stop knowing that Angel is next to me.
"Ok, I'm going now," Cartman looks a little relieved when Angel walks towards the school. Cartman suddenly drags me to the lake we had been the night I was put under house arrest. I'm just glad I'm finally getting some answers, answers to why Cartman is so much nicer now. I assume he is going to give me answers but instead just silently watches the waterfall. We haven't bothered to sit down and are just watching the lake below us.
"They burnt a girl here last year," I almost let out a laugh but I don't when I see Cartman's face is serious and he isn't lying.
"What? What dude?" I couldn't believe that what he was the truth. It seems like a lie to me, a lie that is slowly eroding my brain and turning into truth.
"This girl named Amber, I wanted more information but I couldn't get it, and I told Stan to get it off the internet and now Bebe is on a hospital bed… They have the internet hacked,"
"Dude calm down, your starting to act paranoid!"
"Butters and Heidi saw her burnt with their very own eyes and come on Kenny, you always believe me, why not now?" I guess he has a good point.
"I do believe you dude, I mean just calm down," I really did believe him, Cartman hasn't lied to me… well not since we became friends anyways.
"Oh shit dude, we are going to be late," He says after he looks at his cell phone, I am not going to bother questioning him on where he got that from. I and Cartman ran as fast as we could and if we knew how fast we could run then maybe we could have spent 10 more minutes near the lake.
"Dude, I never seen you run that fast," I say with a smile at Cartman who stops to regain his breath. For a fat bastard he has some speed, nothing like his 4th grade self at all.
The classroom was filled with students who were chatting amongst themselves. I expected my seat to be empty but there is a familiar looking girl seating in it. Cartman walks towards her and greets her.
"Oh Hi Kenny, it's been so long… I'm sorry, I wasn't sure if you were coming today,"
"Oh nah, you can seat there, Hi Heidi, it's been a while hasn't it?" I question her as I take a seat behind Cartman's desk.
"Yeah," She gives me a warm smile and I watch as Cartman takes a seat next to her. It's weird how people are suddenly starting to like Cartman, it was easy for him to start again. They continue with small talk and I can't help but wonder if she even remembers the old Cartman. Well he isn't the easiest person to forget.
"Ken!" Butters tightly embraces me in a bubbly way but I push him off me.
"Dude calm down," I say as he takes a seat next to me. I realise there was a lot of noise in the class, if I was about to bring up something, then no one would really listen to us because everyone was all busy talking.
"So what did Amber do?" I suddenly ask once Heidi is finished talking to Cartman. Butters suddenly pulls out a bible and starts reading and Heidi turns away from Cartman and me.
"They get this way around the subject," Cartman suddenly says after a long and awkward silence. I guess this is what Cartman has had to go through in order to get information about Amber.
"You guys got to give us some information, Bebe got beaten up because you didn't give Cartman anything last time," It was more a pled for information but I got absolutely nothing for it
"What did Amber do?" I ask more firmly and grab Butter's bible, much to his displeasure.
"Look Kenny, Cartman, just be careful who you talked to and what you talk about, obey the rules of the faith and your fine," Butters seems more hostile than I have ever seen him. His cheerful smile has been replaced with an angry frown.
"But…" Cartman is cut off instantly.
"Butters is right," Heidi says and I feel like we have just pissed off two strangers. I decide to drop it for now and pull out a bible. Class hasn't started but my eyes are glued to the bible. I might have dropped this Amber business for now but I won't drop it completely and I know Cartman won't either.
"Dude, I'm sure if we walk down this way, we can reach the bottom of the lake," Cartman says as I face him and look at him with a face that says I'm-not-sure-about-this.
"Fine, let's go down this street then, we haven't been around here and if we get lost I'll blame you," He gives a smile and starts walking down the path unfamiliar path. It leads us to another forest; we didn't know there is one on the modern side of town other than the main forest of the town.
"Dude this forest is dark," I suddenly say realising there is absolutely no light entering the forest. It really makes me feel a little uneasy that were in a forest without light, it's starting too look creepy.
"What's the matter Ken? Scared?"
"No… but I feel this isn't a good idea,"
"Calm down Kenny, don't wet your pants, we are near the end of the forest anyways." I looked ahead and saw a bright light, almost as if the exit of a cave.
"Cartman, where are we?" Sunshine Lake is definitely not anyway near where we are."
We entered a piece of land that had a few trees and a house. As we got closer to the house we could see it was a big hall, one with crucifixes on the door. In the middle was a large oval table that looked like it was used for meetings. On the walls were photographs of people being hung, crucified, burnt, and killed by guillotine.
"Oh Fuck," We both say in unison once we realise what we see is real.
"What is this place Ken?"
"How the fuck should I know?"
"Damn it, let's get out of here," Cartman's voice sounds a little uneasy but I tell him no.
"What do you mean no?" Cartman questions me but I just start walking past the house.
"Look, there is a huge area behind the house, and I mean huge, I wonder what else we could find,"
"Are you insane Kenny? What if we get caught?"
"We Won't," We continue walking for a while and don't find a thing till we find an area that's got no trees at all.
"Dude, what's that in the distance?" Cartman says as his eyes are set on what mine are looking at. A strange device sits in the middle of basically no where and as we get close we both get a chill run down our spines.
"That's…. dude," Cartman looks at the guillotine with fear. The blade is cold and sharp and stained with blood. I never seen a guillotine before but I don't want to see one again. It smelt like death. That might sound strange but that's the only way I could describe the smell.
"Okay, let's get out of here," I say as I point at the sky. It seems like it is getting darker and we quickly run out of the area. The forest seems to be extremely short as we run for our lives, there might not be any reason to do so but we just were scared of the guillotine.
"Dude, let's get to the older side of the town." Cartman suddenly says as we are about to enter the forest to get to the side of the town that has our homes.
"Where have you two been?" Heidi and Butters doesn't seem to be in the angry state that they were in earlier.
"Well…." I start but I realise I have no idea how to tell them what we saw. Cartman thankful continues for me.
"Does this town have a guillotine?"
"Yeah, that's what Amber…." Heidi trails off just as she grabbed my attention. I thought Amber was burnt… no one mentioned a guillotine.
"Amber went exploring one night, into the forbidden forest and unfortunately for her the elders were having a meeting,"
"What?"
"The elders of this town have secret meetings and somehow she knew that they were having one. Her curiosity killed her," Wow we had just gotten away with what Amber did. This town is so stuffed up but I didn't realise how bad it really is till today.
"You two better not get curious either,"
"After hearing that, not even Kenny is going to be curious," Cartman says with a smile and suddenly everyone is laughing. I soon gave a little laugh myself and instantly the mood was changed. We returned to our side of town, the side that had our homes. It was weird how friendly Heidi was. Before today I hadn't seen her since like elementary school and now she seemed to be a good friend.
"Well see you guys later," I say as I start walking towards my house. The family are preparing to have diner and I set some plates just to make sure I don't get a growling. When the food is ready we all sit down and say a pray before scoffing it down. I decide to eat in silent and let Uncle James question his children on how their day of school was.
"How about you Kenny, how was your day?"
"Quite interesting," I reply honestly although I wasn't going to explain why it was interesting. I wasn't going to say I went sneaking into the forbidden forest and saw the elder's meeting hall and the guillotine Heaven's faith has used to kill many people. No, I'm sure if I did that then I would probably be sentenced to death.
Kyle
Those fucking cult bastards. I grab a hold of Bebe's hand and look into her eyes. She has regain consciousness but is still in a very bad state. I wonder if there are members of Heaven's Faith living in South Park. Ex-members that was able to act so fast. Suddenly my cell phone rings and I decide to pick it up.
"Hey Kyle,"
"Cartman is that you?"
"Yeah, didn't Stan tell you I got a new cell phone?"
"No… I kind spent the last few days in the hospital with Bebe,"
"Oh, how is she anyways?"
"She is getting better but still is in a bad state… you got to get those fucking bastards for doing this,"
"Oh if I do something I might be killed,"
"Might be killed?"
"Yeah, apparently Amber messed with the elders of the town, started snooping around and got burnt,"
"Jesus Christ,"
"I know, what's worst is me and Kenny did the same thing,"
"Dude… you and Kenny aren't going to be burnt right?"
"No, no one saw us, we were in the forbidden forest, we didn't know it was forbidden but on the other side was a meeting hall or something and their were pictures of people being killed by guillotines, crucifixes and a whole bunch of other things,"
"Dude please tell me this is some kind of sick joke, you, Kenny and Butters got to get the fuck out of there,"
"How, they will find us in South Park and do to us what they did to Bebe. By the way did they find out who did it?"
"No, not yet,"
"Anyways I called too see if Bebe was alright and I guess she is,"
"Is that honestly why you called?"
"Yeah, you might be a Jewish asshole but only I get to hurt you emotional."
"Why did you really call?"
"That is really why I called,"
"Wow… I don't know what to say,"
"Don't bother saying anything; I'm busy so I'll chat to you later,"
"Later dude,"
I get of Bebe's bed and grab a chair. Sitting next to her I grab her arm once again. No doubt she was listening on my side of the conversation.
"So why did Cartman call?"
"Too see if you were okay,"
"That's fucking bullshit," We couldn't both help but give a little laugh. I grab her hand a little tighter. Cartman did call only to check how Bebe was, he has become so much nicer in recent years it's just strange. He is no longer the next Hitler but he still can get like his former self at times.
"I want them to come back safely," The words just spilled out of me but Bebe doesn't bother asking any questions.
"I'm sure they will,"
"I want to get those bastards for what they did. No one hurts my precious baby,"
"I'm fine honey and Cartman and Kenny will be fine too," Maybe she is right and oh how I hope she is.
"My friend of misery,"
"Wow Kyle, you four listen to way too much music,"
"It's just Metallica is Kenny's and Cartman's favourite band,"
"I thought Cartman liked Slayer the most,"
"He switched, good choice too since Metallica are better." I have no idea how the conversation changed into this but we both end up laughing. Bebe's eyes showed hints of pain, almost as if she was about to cry.
"I really like nothing else matters, you got to play that for me tomorrow," I give her a smirk and a nod. I decide to move closer to Bebe and lay my head on her shoulders gently.
"Hey Kyle, Bebe" I turn my head to the door to see Stan slowly walking in. He grabs a chair and sits down next to me.
"Dude, they burnt Amber for something Cartman and Kenny did,"
"What they do?"
"Go into the forbidden forest near some elder's meeting hall."
"I bet Cartman and Kenny won't have been caught though,"
"Yeah, they didn't get caught but that elder's meeting hall sounded creepy, pictures of people being crucified or slashed by a guillotine." I can't help but grip Bebe's hand tighter than I should be. I must be crushing her bones but she doesn't seem to care, maybe she can't feel it.
"Damn it Kyle, what are they going to do? Especially Butters and Heidi, who knows how long they will be trapped there."
"Yeah, there is no escape,"
"Heidi?" Bebe suddenly asks wondering if it's the same Heidi she knows.
"Yeah Heidi from elementary school is living in Hollows Peak,"
"I wondered what became of her; we lost contact as soon as she moved to New York."
"Stan, Bebe, I think I'm going to go home now," I get off of Bebe and start to make my way towards the exit. They both say bye and as I walk down the hallway I can hear them talking to each other. My best friend and my girlfriend are good friends and that's something that cheers me up.
"Kyle, don't mess with Heaven's Faith," Someone suddenly grabs my hand and I turn too see Token and Craig.
"What? You guys know about this?"
"Of cause, Butters was one of our close friends too, he told us what happened to your girl, I hope she is feeling better," It's not typical Craig to show sorrow towards someone like Bebe but I guess they know a little more about Heaven's Faith than I do.
"Kenny, Cartman and Butters might all be in danger," I say quickly looking at both of the boys who seemed to be miserable about the situation.
"Don't you think we know that, but what can we do about it?" Token Black's voice sounds kind of depressed.
"They can escape…."
"Then what Kyle? Craig and I have thought about it for a while, going down there and rescuing Butters but then what will we do? They will find us and kill us, all 3 of us." I couldn't help but stop, I know they are right but I can't believe this is all real and it's happening.
"Tell Kenny and Cartman too behave themselves, Butters on the other hand… he will return in 5 years,"
"5 years?"
"Yeah, but he is good guy, doubt he will break any of the rules they got," I can't help but agree with that but 5 years is such a long time.
"Hey Kyle, do you want to come to my place just to chill?" Token is the richest kid in South Park and has the best house. How could I refuse?
Stan
"So she's out of the hospital?" I question Kyle on the phone.
"Yeah dude, look I'm just going to spend a few days making sure she is okay, so yeah…."
"Oh ok," I guess I won't be seeing Kyle for a couple of days, something I am not used to. I haven't Kyle in a few weeks and this only adds to the time we have been spending apart. It's so weird not seeing him daily or at least 3 times a week.
"Also, Token and Craig know a little about Heaven's Faith. They told me not to mess with them…"
"What? When?"
"One day when I was leaving the hospital, anyways got to go,"
"Later,"
I sat in my room doing my physics homework. Damn it, everyone knows that when kinetic energy of a car at a high speed hits and transfer into a person, then that bitch is dead. A little kid could tell me that people die from car crashes, it's fucking general knowledge.
"Are you okay Stan?" My mother was in a chair next to me watching. I didn't even watch her walk in and sit down.
"I….. it's just Kenny, Cartman, Butters… they are all in that Heaven's Faith, they kill people there…." My mother looked at me as if I had completely lost my mind and with that statement I can see why it would look like that.
"Ok, honey just tell me everything," I was actually shocked that she was ready to listen to my insane explanation. I told her everything from Amber to the elders to how Kenny and Cartman found all this out to Bebe getting attack. I must have talked for about half an hour but I ended by telling her there is no escape. I even gave her the note that was given to us as a warning. Maybe our parents will be able to do something for once.
"We got to go tell Kenny's parents about this, Cartman's mum… Butter's parents," My mother says as she gets prepared to leave. I follow her and my dad comes along too after we explain to him about Heaven's Faith.
"Those bastards," My dad says as we walk firstly to Butters house. Linda opens the door and gestures us in.
"Hello Butter's mum, uhhh we got some to tell you about Heaven's Faith." I say as I take a seat and I explain to her all about the faith and what they have done to us in the past week or two.
"I already know all that, Butters is a good boy, he should be fine," She responds gripping her cup of tea. The anger inside of me is fuelled with her statement.
"What you're just going to leave Butters with those psychos knowing how dangerous it is?" The rage was basically radiating off of me and I could see his mother look at me a little bit scared. My mum put her hand on my shoulder and I tried my best to calm down. We stood up and prepared to leave, I look at Linda, she looked like she was fading away to nothing.
"It's your choice, if you don't love your son enough to bring him back then I feel sorry for you," My father said just as we left the house. His words made me feel happy to have such a great dad, even if he can be a tiny bit stupid and he sometimes is an asshole. The next house we visited was Cartman's. It was pretty easy too convince her that her son is in danger.
Kenny's house had a cold eerie feeling to it. We knocked on the door and saw that we had interrupted their diner. We entered the home and saw the children complete their diner. I almost forgot that Kenny had a brother and a sister. The parents offered us a beer, I accepted but my dad slapped me on the head told me I can't have it.
"So what brings you here?" My dad explains everything too them, the whole family were sitting in silence.
"Daddy we have to get Kenny back, what if he dies and doesn't come back?" Kenny's little sister says finally.
"Shut up Girl, let me think," Kenny's father responds with a growl that frightened me.
"We need to get Kenny back," Kenny's mother finally speaks up after another long pause.
"Shut up Bitch,"
"What are you going to do? Beat me up, you no good redneck?"
"What you say to me you dirty whore?"
"Your asking for a beating, you don't even have enough love inside of you for your own son." By now they were both standing and ready to fight.
"Please, not in front of the children," My mother says and they both calmed down instantly. They both took a seat and something happened that I didn't think would happen. Kenny's father started crying, his tears dripped down his shirt and Kenny's mother embraced him tightly. They both broke down completely; I don't even know what is going on these days.
"Kevin, go get the tissues," I was kind of shock they had a box of tissues, I didn't think they would need it. The McCormick's were extremely poor and a box of tissues would be considered a privilege.
"So you guys are going to get Kenny back?" I ask awkwardly, if they could change moods so quickly they could also change back.
"Of cause," I feel a lot of joy in me, I feel like jumping up and down. Cartman and Kenny are going to be back in South Park. Butters might be too…. But what about Heidi? I don't really care that much about her but I feel extremely sorry for her.
Kenny
"Your parents called, they want you back," I must have a huge look of surprise on my face. My parents want me back? How the hell did that happen?
"Well when can I go?"
"A little excited to get out of here?"
"No, it's not that…. I just miss my parents," Two lies in one sentence. Uncle James continues eating his breakfast and I do the same. I grab the $5 on the breakfast table, I gotten like $50 just for going to school. Just as I am about to walk out of the house Uncle James talks again.
"You are going to be here for another 2 weeks, till then stay out of trouble." I give him a nod and a smile. 2 weeks, can't wait!
"You are really leaving?" I didn't realise Angelica was walking next to me but she was. Her blue eyes were filled with tears and I didn't know what to say to her. I don't want to stay here but I don't want to leave Angelica with these psychos.
"I'm sorry, I have to go back, I'll see if I can visit you sometime," I hate to lie to Angel but I had to stop her from crying. She looks like a younger me, right down to the blonde hair and blue eyes. Just like me she is going to be raised in a family she doesn't want to be apart of.
We walked slowly towards the forest and I gave her a tight hug before we entered the forest.
"You can ask if you can come and stay with me in the holidays,"
"You think your parents will allow it Kenny?"
"I'm sure they would and I'm sure you and my sister would get a long great, she is just a little older than you," I give her another hug and kiss her on the forehead before she gives me a smile and runs off into the forest.
"Kenny!! My mum called. I'm going back to South Park in 2 weeks. Sorry dude!" Cartman's facial expression looks fucked up, I can't tell if he is sad or happy.
"I'm going back in 2 weeks too…."
"Dude that's totalluh awesome," Haven't heard his use totalluh in a long time.
"Fuck we just got to be good for 2 more weeks in this shit town,"
"No shit Cartman, I think that's going to be the hard part." We slowly walk to school, we had a lot of time today so I think it was fair to spent a little time in the forest. I felt like a little child, playing in a forest with my best friend as if I was some little faggot. Shit stupid things like forests can be cool, I never realised that.
"Hey Kenny, Hey Cartman," The only thing that could ruin this moment was a third wheel and here she came.
"Hi Heidi," Cartman said while he started walking more towards the school.
"Me and Kenny are going to go back to South Park pretty soon,"
"What? You can't Cartman, you're the best friend I have had no friend in this stupid town since Amber died, this god dam town is filled with fucking bible bashers that think they are saints," I really wish I could have stopped her, but standing behind was Uncle James dressed in weird robes with some kind of symbol on the front.
"Uncle… uncle" Not even Cartman was able to enjoy the nice thing Heidi said about him. He was left as speechless as me and just pointed at him, Heidi turned around and her face dropped so far it nearly fell off.
"Elder James….. I…." Elder James? She seemed to have lost her words and I felt kind of scared. How did he get here so fast? I think this is a very good lesson for us, never mess around in a forest like little kids because you have no idea what strange old man might be hiding in it.
"Heidi, your words have said enough, you shall join your good friend Amber," Uncle James's voice was cold and hard and it sent shivers down my spine. His words and face were emotionless, he has sentence Heidi to death but he is acting like he has just doing the town a favour. Damn this town has some strange people.
"Wait you can't," Cartman looked like he was ready to hit him but Uncle James just ignored him and started walking deeper into the forest. Our walk to school was in silence as I tried to think of what Heidi did wrong but I couldn't find a good enough reason to kill her. I could never find a good enough reason to kill anyone.
"God dam it, your uncle sucks like monkey balls," I didn't understand what he meant by that but I nodded my head. Today was possibly the worst day of school in American history or maybe it just felt like that after we knew what would happen to Heidi. Butters was pretty depressed when he heard the news but Cartman's reaction seemed to be the worst. I understand Heidi and Cartman have gotten a lot closer over the month so I don't know how Cartman will take it when she dies. Walking home wasn't any fun today, usually someone would be happy and cheer me up if I'm down but today everyone was depressed. It pisses me off that this town actually exists and that these people can do fucked up things like kill people. My house was filled with delicious smells, I came home straight after school and for some reason diner had started early. Sitting down on the sofa reading a bible was the biggest asshole in the world.
"Uncle James, how could you do that to Heidi?"
"Do what? The right thing?"
"It wasn't the right thing dickwad, how can you be such an asshole to sentence someone to death? I don't like this town and you elders are fucking bastards," I was steaming and ready to fight but Uncle James reminded calm. One of the things I hate about him is he is so calm. I bet he will even be calm when he is sent to hell for his sins.
"Kenneth, I understand you are angry that your friend has sinned but,"
"Sinned? What kind of sin?"
"Kenneth I understand you are angry but your behaviour and language is unacceptable, you shall spend the reminder of your time in Hollows Peak inside of the discipline room. I felt like slapping him but I was afraid I might be joining Heidi in her sentence. I went inside the discipline room and accepted my punishment.
Cartman
Only a week till I get to go back to my peaceful redneck, truck drivers town. I didn't think there could be anything that could ruin the moment but I was wrong. I don't know why but I feel so attached to Heidi, it's almost as if it was Stan or Kyle that was sentence to death.
"Kenny got sent to the discipline room again, he isn't coming out till you leave. We will need to get his ticket," Butters takes his usually seat next to me. Heidi quietly takes her seat where Kenny used to sit. I watch her sadly pull out a bible and start reading. Tears start dropping on to her bible, the pages soaked in the tears.
"Heidi, I wish there is something I could do,"
"Cartman, it's not your fault,"
"I don't even know what you did wrong," I can't help but put my arms around her and let my own tears spill.
"I can't let you die, I won't let you die… your too good of a friend," I must sound so fucking lame right now but she is my best female friend. Well probably my only female friend.
"Cartman, you just got to get out of here, when your gone never come back," Heidi says giving me a tight hug.
"But your going to be dead…."
"Don't worry about me," Butters sits silently watching us, we all know we can't do a damn thing about Heidi's death.
"Good morning class," I didn't even realise the teacher had walked into the class.
"Now as you all know Heidi is about to be killed on the guillotine for her sins against this town. Elder James has ordered the execution himself." What kind of daily notice is this? Maybe something about the food they are serving today or about a maths test next week but no, she has to embarrass Heidi in front of the whole class. Damn it, we had a maths and physics test today. This town's education system is so backwards, we don't need to study ever. It was a slow day as usually and afterwards we walked to what is our favourite part of Hollow Peaks.
"Cartman this lake is known by another name, the lake of purity,"
"…."
"Heidi is going to be sent her 3 days before her death,"
"Yeah, I'm going to be here in a cell for 3 days," Her last 3 days are going to be looking down at the lake? Damn it… I can't let her die… I just can't.
"No…. no… your not, I won't let them kill you,"
"Cartman, you can't do anything," It was slowly sinking into me, I can't do a damn thing and neither can they. Me and Kenny are going to go back to South Park very soon and we can't do anything to help Heidi. She is going to be dead soon.
"I'm going to go home now, See ya Cartman and Heidi," Butters leaves us quickly and we are left to stare at the lake in silence. She grips my hand tightly and I grip back, I turn to look into her eyes to see sorrow. This town is possibly the worst town in the world. I am holding on to the hand of a girl that is going to be dead soon. She suddenly grabs my arm and rests her head on my shoulder.
"You can come with us," I know me and Kenny both have a bit of money from the lunch money we been getting. I'm sure she has some money too and together we would have enough for another train ticket.
"I can't, my parents won't allow it,"
"Wait your telling me your parents are okay with this, they want you dead?"
"They say I have sinned and I will burn in hell for what I have done," What kind of sick and demented parents would tell that to an innocent girl that has done nothing wrong. I want to stop this some how.
"If you do die your not going to go to hell and if you do Kenny says Satan is quiet nice and Hell isn't really that bad," Kenny has been to hell a few times and he is good friends with Satan but he says he prefers Heaven because Jesus and God are always so cool to him. I wonder what Heaven is like, Kenny has done his best to draw pictures and express what he sees in poetry but I want to see if for myself.
"Well if Kenny says so," She gives out a little laugh. She seems to be taking this really well, if it was me, I would be crying like a little girl. I rest my head on the ground and stare aimlessly into the sky, Heidi does the same.
"I wonder if I'm going to go to heaven or hell… or become a ghost," The sky is slowly getting darker but the sun is still visible.
"I already told you, your going to heaven, I hate it when Kenny's becomes a ghost, he doesn't leave me alone, he scares the shit out of me every time."
"Well if I become a ghost then I'll scare the shit out of you too Cartman," I let out a little laugh. As the sun slowly sets something magically happens. Her lips meet with mine, our saliva fuses together and it creates a sweet loveable taste in my mouth. My first kiss!!! My first kiss with a girl who is soon going to be dead.
"Cartman… I love you, a couple of years ago I never though I would say that but it's true."
"Heidi, you suck,"
"What?"
"I'm kidding, I love you too," This is like some romance story that's going to have a really fucked up ending and has a really fucked up setting.
"This really sucks…"
"What sucks?"
"I don't know… life I guess,"
"Don't go emo on me Cartman,"
"Emo? Screw that, that's worst than being a hippie,"
"It's getting late, we better get home," I follow her as she starts walking out of the forest. It's pretty dark now and I still got the taste of Heidi in my mouth. Her sweet saliva is dancing all around my tastebuds and it makes me extremely sad to know I will never feel her lips cling on to mine again.
Kyle
"Wow Stan, that's fucking awesome," I was so shocked that Cartman and Kenny are coming home. It was just another day of school, waiting at the bus stand on top of 3ft of snow. Typical school day, although it's different without Kenny and Cartman here. We were used to waiting at this bus stop since Elementary. Now the same bus takes us to High School.
"How much longer Stan?"
"5 days," 5 days is so much better than 2 years. The bus arrives 5 minutes late but me and Stan just take a seat ignoring the time.
"TIMMY!!! TIMMY!!!"
"Hey Timmy," Stan and I say in unison.
"Hey, St… Stan and Ky…Ky…Kyle," We greet Timmy's friend Jimmy. The two mentally and physically disabled friends have grown closer over time. They are like the retarded version of me and Stan. Jimmy talks to us for a while and includes some of his terrific jokes. The school bus stops at it's destination and all the students hop out knowing it's time for school. Everyone looks a little annoyed, practise exams are nearing and all the teachers are stressing out about them. I guess if we fail our tests they kind of fail as teachers. I am so failing the practise exams, it's going to be funny.
"Token, Token!!!" I hear someone scream, sounds like Clyde. Me and Stan randomly talk about Everybody loves Raymond and Friends. They might be shows that ended but we love watching the repeats. Clyde was looking for Token and Craig, he claims they had just gone missing.
"Hey Stan, you heard about the end of term school dance?" Wendy random jumps out of no where and grabs Stan's arm and gives him a kiss.
"End of term school dance?"
"Uhhh yeah, you want to go?"
"If you want too,"
"Well if you want to go Stan I will go, I personally want to go but I don't know if you want too,"
"Well you want to go so I'll go," I hold in my laughter knowing perfectly well that Stan dances worst than my grandma and she is dead. I walk away leaving the lovebirds to chat amongst themselves. The library is nearly empty but the heat radiating off of it is inviting. I take a seat and instantly I feel the warm sensation of the library fill me.
"What are you doing in a library honey?" I turn my head around to see Bebe smiling at me. She takes the empty seat next to me and gives me a kiss on the cheek.
"Hey Kyle did you hear about the end of term ball?"
"Yeah Wendy was talking about it," I search my page for my history notes. I find the folder and search through to the World War 2 section.
"Well want to go Kyle?"
"I already got a date,"
"WHAT!!!!!" She screamed so loud that a window cracked.
"I'm joking, of cause I'll go with you," She calmed down instantly and gave a laugh.
"Don't do that to me Kyle, next time you do that I'll fucking kill you,"
"Shut up Bebe," I give her a kiss before studying the notes I should have studied last night.
"History is hard and annoying Kyle, you would think it is a simple subject but fuck no,"
"Yeah I know, I don't think I'm going to get enough credits to take it next year,"
"Neither,"
The bell suddenly rings and we both run to our form class together. I finally feel happy, Kenny and Cartman are coming home and me and Bebe are stronger than ever. A few months ago I didn't think these things would have made me so happy but they have. I can't explain how happy I feel. It's almost as if I got bipolar or something, maybe I smoked some weed and forgot about it.
"Bebe," I say before we enter the room.
"Yeah Kyle?"
"I love you and I always will," Wow now I know why Kenny says Mania makes him do stupid things.
"Awh your so sweet honey, I love you too,"
Stan
Oh Fuck, Oh Fuck, Oh Fuck!!! I can't dance but Wendy doesn't know that but she will know that soon. I only agreed because she wanted to do it, damn it, is this how the rest of my life is going to be?
I feel so depressed, almost like I got fucking bipolar. No wonder Kenny hates his depression phrases. I walk slowly behind Wendy, our class seems a long, long away.
"Stan are you okay?"
"Sure, I mean Kenny and Cartman are coming home, me and you are going to that… uhhh dance,"
"Are you sure your fine?"
"Yeah," I didn't let her ask me anymore questions as I quickly walk into the classroom and took a seat next to Kyle. He gives me a wide grin and looks extremely happy.
"We got a new teacher today, your last one got AIDS and shot himself," Half the class gave a cheer while the other half let out some tears.
"Say hello to Mr Chef," My eyes look towards the former elementary chef standing in front us, now he is a high school teacher.
"Now students I know he is as black as the night so I warn you, don't bring any items of value,"
"Hey fuck you, get out of my class, who are you anyways?"
"A relief teacher,"
"Well fuck off, no nigga need relief here," The reliever walks off muttering some racist statements. Kyle runs up and hugs chef, as does other students from the class. I always imagine chef being the kind of guy that gets killed and then turns into Darth Vader but that didn't happen.
"Ok children, please take your seats. Now everyone knows that relief teachers are teachers that aren't smart enough to get a degree. They are just like the Japanese, they have no soul." Wow everyone has to be a racist today, too tell you the fact I think racism helps the world. I have no evidence to back that up, not even a well structured opinion….. Maybe racism doesn't help the world.
"Okay kids, that's the bell, I'll see you all tomorrow," I always found form class to be a waste of time, they mark the rolls every period so no point on wasting 15 minutes in your class doing nothing.
My first class was physics which is definitely one of the tricker subjects. I take a seat next to Token and Wendy. I kind of feel a little left out during this class because Token and Wendy obviously understand the most difficult concepts of physics while I'm stuck wondering how distance equals time multiplied by speed .
"Wendy, when the force of a moving car hits an object, all the kinetic energy is transfer into that object, there is heat energy produced because there is friction between the two objects and all the force of both objects is balanced after the collision," I look at Token in amazement, I hardly understood what he said. I used to be like him, intelligent and all but I'm slowly fading to the I.Q level of a retard or worse… Britney Spears.
The teacher walks and greets the class before starting on a difficult lesson of physics. Everyone in the class seems to understand this shit but me. Damn! My eyes start to feel pain by the enormous equations. My head softly touches the desk and before I know it I'm asleep. Damn it, I shouldn't be asleep…. I'm going to fail physics!!!!
"Kenny, dude what the fuck is going on?"
"Nothing dude, did you bring the sword of purity and the knight's treasure?"
"Why do you keep calling it that? The knight's treasure?"
"Cause that's what it is, dude if we are lucky then maybe we still got a chance to get out of here alive,"
"Are you fucking blind dude? Even with the sword we are screwed,"
"No, this is the key,"
"The key? I think your gone fucking insane, we got to get out of here before they find us here,"
"I'm not running anymore, we can defeat them with this sword,"
"What the hell are you going to do with that sword anyways? Nothing like you can kill them with it, they are way too powerful,"
"I don't know how to use the sword but when I do, you can bet I can defeat them all,"
"Ken, you've gone fucking insane"
"Stan, wake up," I awake to see Wendy standing above me, the class is empty even the teacher is gone.
"You were snoring in class, the teacher got really pissed, said something about winners doing the work and losers sleeping in class." She laughs at my misery but gives me a hug after I don't respond for a while.
"What were you dreaming about?"
"…. I don't know, I just heard Kenny talking, it was really dark, there was some other people with him but I couldn't identify them,"
"uhhh well…. At least it's interval,"
"Wait, What? I slept through period two,"
"I tried to wake you for ages, but you were like in a trance or something,"
"Screw it, last go grab something to eat…" As we walked down empty hallways I realised something near the principals office. It was two bodies, two dead bodies…
"Stan!!!! What kind of sick freak would do that?" She was referring to their skin and flesh being ripped out and flipped inside out. Only their face remained normal and if I lived to a hundred, I would never forget the horrid look on their face. In the centre of one of the bodies was a huge sword that had a blade sharper than the nails of a witch. On the handle of the sword was a letter. The letter was addressed to me and Kyle.
"Do not mess with the faith or you shall die a death more painful than this"
"Ah fucking hell." I take one last look at my friends lying on the ground. R.I.P Token and Craig.
Kenny
I finally get out of the room again. I hate being trapped in their and this time was the worst. All I could think about is Heidi's death. As I walked out I thought this was going to be my final day here, I was told otherwise.
"Kenneth, you are going to stay here for another 3 months, we have decided not to let anyone enter or leave this town till Heidi's death." I thought I would be sad to stay in this town for another 3 months but I felt happy, I could some how save Heidi. Maybe it's a stupid thought but damn it, I want to die trying. I won't let Heidi die because then Cartman will be sad and when Cartman is sad, Stan and Kyle will be sad and if all 3 of them are sad… then I could kill the asshole that made them sad. I'm must sound like a fucking loser right now but that's how much I value my friendship.
"School will also stop during these times, if you dare cause any trouble Kenneth then their will be hell to pay for,"
"For Heidi's death will their be a trial or something?"
"Of cause, we are very fair people but that trial is already over and Heidi has been arrested," Very fair people…. I bet you are.
I slowly exit the house and start walking towards the modern side of Hollows Peak. They probably threw her into a dirty little cell in a prison somewhere in this side of the town. I walk all around the town but I don't find anything.
"Kenny, how are you man?" Butters appeared out of nowhere and greeted me.
"Alright I guess, me and Cartman are going to be staying for another 3 months,"
"Yeah, I know, if you want to see Heidi I'll take you now," I nod my head and he leads me through the main forest to an area where there is a tower. I never saw the tower before but it is separated from the rest of the forest by a stream of water. We cross the bridge and the magnificent white paint shines with my eyes. The tower is huge, and inside it we can see if very long flight of stairs.
"Hi, Heidi," At the top of tower was Heidi's cell inside a dark room. There was one concerted beam of light that shone right threw her cell but it was quiet dim. She seemed incredibly happy to see me and Butters. I didn't notice before but Cartman was silently watching her on a seat.
"Cartman, are you okay dude??"
"Oh Kenny, this town is terrible, we must escape it, we can take Heidi, Butters, your cousin and who ever you want, we need to escape now,"
"Cartman… there is no way we could escape the cult,"
"Don't say that, we got to try." Cartman seemed different, he lost weight and looked as if he is a dying person. He has lost hope, it's easy to see that in his eyes. His depression is causing him to think of crazy and stupid things. I hope I don't get depressed, otherwise we are totally screwed.
"Cartman grab a hold of yourself, I'll find a way to help you Heidi, I promise it, I'll save you and I promise it upon my soul,"
"Kenny you don't have to do that, I'm going to die in 3 months and I don't want you making promises you can't fulfil,"
"I can and will fulfil it, Heidi this town is full of dicks, it's time we teach them a lesson,"
"Kenny what are we going to do?" Butters asks me as he thinks of a plan. Nothing comes to my head nor his.
"Hey guys, I'm going to go," I leave before they have a chance to stop me. I walk towards Sunshine lake and stare at it. All I could do is stare at it.
"Hello Kenny," Uncle James takes a seat next to me, it's the first time I have seen him here. He is dressed in his cult uniform thing for the elders but he called me Kenny instead of Kenneth.
"Why did you do it?"
"Do what Kenneth?"
"Don't act innocent, why did you put Heidi on death roll?"
"I'm going to be perfectly honest with you, so I could kill her myself with this," He grabs out a sword.
"The sword of vulgar, as soon as I kill her, her soul will be trapped within this blade and I shall grow stronger,"
"What….What is going on here?"
"See Kenny you might have had some experience with your powers in the past but the elders have complete control of ours," He has gone fucking insane.
"Look don't bullshit me with your lies, I'm going to make sure Heidi doesn't die,"
"She will die, I can assure you of that, Look Kenny the pure fact is that I have too much power to be stopped, in fact want to see something "cool"?" He lifted up his sword and pointed it towards a tree and a beam of concreted fire came out of it. It was a huge blast and the tree was completely vaporised. He had started a huge fire and I watched in fear and amazement as he pulled out his sword again and blasted the fire with a violent wave of water.
"What the hell is going on," I question the old man but he puts his sword away and starts walking out of the forest. I sit down again but now my thoughts are on what just happened. I know some strange things have happened in this town and even in South Park but what I just witnessed probably tops all of them.
Butters randomly appears out of no where and sits next to me but I don't notice. I just stare at the sun. Soon Cartman too sits down and stares at the lake. He is a mess and I feel truly sorry for him. We spend the entire day just relaxing on the mountain cliff and watching the waterfall and the clouds slowly pass by.
Stan
"Dude, where could they be?" I look at Kyle who shrugs his shoulders. This was the train that was suppose to bring them home. Their time in Hollows Peak is up, they should have come home 5 minutes ago but I still see no signs of either of them. There must be at least 100 people getting off of the train but we can't see Kenny's or Cartman's face.
"We got to see what's up, let's go see Kenny's parents," I say before walking towards Kenny's house. It's seems so typical of them to keep us waiting but I know they wouldn't pull a stunt like this to stay in that town. No way, they hate that town… they hate it so much but I don't understand why they haven't returned. Maybe they got held back for some reason…. Maybe the faith won't let them leave. What if they can't leave the faith, what if the faith have forced them to stay and there isn't a damn thing we can do about it?
"Oh hello, come in Stan and Kyle… I'll go get mummy," Kenny's little sister says as she opens the door.
"Hello boys," Says Mrs McCormick as she gestures us to take a seat.
"Hi Mrs McCormick, how come Kenny hasn't returned?"
"What? Isn't Kenny back yet, his train should have arrived by now," As the panic starts to creep into us there is a knock on the door. Kenny's little sister opens it to reveal Cartman's mum.
"My sweet little Eric still isn't home, I was wondering if you knew where our boys were,"
"Wait, both Kenny and Eric haven't returned," Mrs McCormick said angrily as she ran into the kitchen and picked up a phone. She dialled some numbers and started abusing the person on the other end.
"You made a promise you would return my dear son in two weeks," I heard Kenny's mother cry into the phone. There was an odd silence as Kenny's mother stopped crying and listened to the person on the other side.
"You can't do that," She starts to cry really loudly and I really want her to stop but I don't know what to do. I look at Kyle and he shrugs his shoulders. Soon enough Cartman's mum goes into the kitchen and calms down Mrs McCormick.
"Kenny and Cartman won't be coming home for at least another 3 months,"
"What?" Me and Kyle both scream at Kenny's mother who hasn't fully wiped away her tears.
"Some girl called Heidi committed suicide and the town has a rule that no one can leave or enter the town when someone has killed themselves for at least 3 months,"
"That's bullshit, Stan we are going to Hollows Peak and getting them back ourselves,"
"Yeah dude,"
"No you can't, they said if we tried to get Kenny, then they will kill him," Kenny's mother started crying more heavily.
"What? No… they can't do that," I scream thinking about how fucked up the current situation is. Damn it, I would give up a lot to see Kenny and Cartman again. They are two of the best friends a guy could hope for. Me and Kyle leave Mrs Cartman and McCormick alone and start walking towards Starks Pond.
"Dude, this is so fucked up right now," Kyle says and I can see sadness within his eyes. He randomly pulls out a green jewel, the jewel that Cartman gave him after he won that contest.
"Dude this thing is a real diamond, I can't believe Cartman just gave this to me…. I always thought he was a self centred asshole…. Kenny changed him,"
"Yeah, they are our two best friends,"
"What are we going to do?"
"I don't know," We sit aimlessly staring at the frozen pond till Bebe and Wendy come.
"What the hell are you two doing?" Says Wendy as she puts her arms around me. Even her warm smile and loving arms can't make me feel better. She gently kisses me on the cheek and then moves closer to me. Her tight and loving hug makes my cheeks go a little red but I still feel down and blue.
"Cartman and Kenny aren't coming home for another 3 months and if we tried to get them then the cult will kill them,"
"What?" Bebe and Wendy both ask in unison. The look of horror on their faces would have been funny had it not be for the current situation.
"Also Heidi killed herself,"
"She did what?" They look at Kyle as if he is lying.
"Yeah… I can see why too, this faith seems pretty fucked up,"
"I can't believe Heidi is dead, I know we haven't seen her in years but once a girlfriend, always a girlfriend," A lot of guys could argue with Bebe statement but I guess it's in a different perspective. I stand up and start to walk towards my house. I am surprised when Bebe grabs my arm instead of Kyle or Wendy.
"Stan, I hope you don't get too depressed over all of this, remember Kenny and Cartman will come home and if you need to talk to some you can always talk to me," This is the first time ever Bebe has ever said anything like that to me. I stood in total shock and I was even more confused when she gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Wendy didn't even bother to protest about the kiss but instead stood up and did the same.
"Wow thanks… I really do hope they come back… sorry about Heidi,"
"Don't worry about Heidi, she must be enjoying herself in heaven right now,"
"Yeah I bet she is,"
Kenny
I awake within a bed, the first time I have done that in two weeks. It's still early, I know that because it's quiet dark and looks like the sun is going to rise soon. I walk to the living room and open all the curtains. I sit down on a soft and wait for the sun to rise. I can't remember if what I saw yesterday was real or a wacky dream. It couldn't have been real, the fire and the water both coming out of the sword in blasts. It's almost like my uncle can do witchcraft.
Damn it, I got to stay focused on how to rescue Heidi, maybe we got to break the cage Heidi is in and run like hell, get to South Park and then tried to have the local folk help us in defeating these bastards. I walk out of the house and start walking towards the forest. Every single day I walk into these forests and now it has a different feeling knowing Heidi is locked away in a tower.
"Couldn't sleep either ay?" Cartman says as he tightly embraces me almost as if he was gay or something.
"Get off me dude and I did get some sleep,"
"Fine, Fine, want to go to the tower then… or the lake?"
"Those are like the only two places we ever go dude,"
"Dude it's Hollows Peak, not South Park… everything is fucking lame except for sunshine lake and Heidi… well also Butters."
"True," We both let out a little laugh and make our way towards Heidi's tower. She is still asleep but she looks extremely worn out.
"Dude, do you think they feed her?" I ask Cartman as we sit down on the bridge and observe the river below us.
"Yeah, they feed her once a day. They give her like 3 pieces of bread and a glass of water,"
"Dude that's fucking inhuman,"
"I know dude," We suddenly hear some yawns inside the tower and we both rush in to see Heidi awake. She doesn't look like the same girl I saw a couple of weeks ago. She looks more pale than ever, almost as if a ghost. Her beautiful brown hair is dirty and smelly. Her cute eyes now looked like they were out of hope. Her face is bony as if someone ripped a layer of flesh off it.
"Heidi, we are going to get you out of here and then run to South Park and our parents will help us, they will do something… all the folk will, I won't let you die Heidi," I say as I observe her in her cell. She smiles back at me, it might have been a weak smile but it looked like it took a lot.
"Kenny, Cartman… you two are the best friends in the world, you don't need to rescue me… but if it isn't too much trouble could you guys just get me some food and some water," Me and Cartman exchange looks before thinking this could be her last request. She could die of starvation anytime soon.
"Cartman you wait here, I'll be back soon," I run towards the modern side of town. Butters showed me where the local diary was but I had never visited it. Luckily I had my lunch money. I went into the shop and basically brought a whole bunch of shit. Apples, bananas, ice-cream, peanuts, bread, water bottles, pies, sandwiches, energy drinks and so much more. I wasted all my money… all of it… I had 4 huge plastic bags worth of stuff that I struggled to carry back to the tower.
"There you go Heidi,"
"Wow Kenny, your so awesome… it must have cost you lots,"
"Meh… don't worry about the cost," We gave her all the stuff and she stared to eat as fast as she could, she looked like a pig.
"Kenneth!!" My uncle appears out of no where, his voice echoes in the forest and I can see him coming across the bridge. I quickly run down to the bridge and come to a halt when I see he has that sword with him.
"What do you think your doing?" He asks.
"What do you mean?"
"I saw you carry that food to the tower,"
"So?"
"So?? Damn it Kenneth McCormick, it's time you die son," He raises his sword and points it towards me. A huge bolt of lightning strikes me and I am forced to the wall of the towel. I hear Cartman's footsteps running towards me but they start to fade as everything slowly turns black. I know I am dead and that sword could mean it's my last death ever.