Me: Okay, um… The reason I'm late with this chapter… Is because I was waiting for reviews xD. But, it looks like none are coming, so… I'll thank all the people that did review! So, thank you: Aasha-chan (U Rule!), Sneevley (xD. Thanx.), yumi43093 (… xDDD. I couldn't resist giving him the camera), zakuro93 (Thank u!), Pampan (-gives thumbs up- thankies.), Uchihagurl925 (I'm back. xD. U RULE! Your review is how I finally finished this chappie. THANKIES!), Elsie-neechan (Yus! Wal-Mart will be selling them soon! XD)and DEFINETLY, thank you momokel (You rule thanx for helping xD I'm clueless! You noticed my mistakes, but still read! Thankies! But, the reason those kids knew was thanks to their family… so, yeah.) THIS CHAPTER'S FOR YOU GUYS! Oh, and sorry for being ever so fashionably late. xDD. OH! AND I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE SONGS! I CAN'T WRITE WORTH CRAP! … MUSIC, PEOPLE! Gosh. xD.

"Alright! The next singer is! …Haruno Sakura!" Kurenai called.

Sakura smiled, and went onstage. She's not one to be nervous, unless her love was here!

WAIT! He was here! With… that Uzumaki kid… Were they going out! –Gasp- What if they shared a bed or something! WHAT IF THAT BLOND KID TRIED TO DO SOMETHING TO HER SASUKE!

All these thoughts raced through Sakura's mind, as she took a few wobbly steps.

'Sasuke… Is actually Sasgay? I thought he was straight! HE ALWAYS LOVED SEEING ME! Wait, was it real life or a dream when he and I made out on a sunset and then his other fangirls tried to kill me…?'

Sakura's head was now spinning as she picked out a song.

The music started playing as…

Wait…

She didn't…

DID SHE ACTUALLY PICK THAT SONG! Sakura flew around, seeing a smirking Kakashi, giving the piece signal.

SHE COULDN'T SING THIS! IT… IT WAS…

"Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor…"

IT WAS A BOY'S SONG! But, then wait… WHY WAS SHE SO GOOD!

"And I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words,"

Ino's face turned red as her head flew over her mouth. She couldn't laugh. No, her laugh was too loud. Sakura would kill her…

But…

"What a beautiful wedding,
what a beautiful wedding says the bridesmaid to a waiter,
and yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a

WHORE!"

SHE WAS TOO MANLY SOUNDING! Ino fell on Shikamaru by accident, not being able to contain her laughter.

"I'd chime in with "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the GOD damn door?", no.
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

I'd chime in with "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the GOD damn door?", no.
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"

The song went on, and as it did, poor Ino was choking on her laughter, on the floor, (Poor Shikamaru under her), earning many glares from none other than! Sakura-chan!

Sakura blushed and literally… RAN off the stage. Banging into none other than…

-----OH!WELLINFACT----- (my ghetto-fabulous line…)

BANG! Naruto and Sakura were on their butts.

"Sorry, it was my fault… I wasn't looking where I was-"

"No, no! It was me, I didn't move outta the way-"

"NARUTO-KUN!"

"SAKURA-CHAN!"

They both stood there like idiots, their faces in shock and their pointer fingers pointing at one another. Sasuke bonked Naruto on the head, and Naruto blushed.

"Sorry, Sakura-chan. I was just surprised by your voi-"

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SASUKE-KUN!"

"What?" Naruto asked, tilting his head. Then it shot up as he looked from Sakura to Sasuke and back. "You mean you two…" Naruto's eyes were nearly popping out of his head by now.

"THAT'S RIGHT! YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, BUSTER!" Sakura shouted back, angrily raising her fist.

Sasuke shook his head. "Naru-chan, don't listen to the paranoi-"

Naruto stopped him, laughing nervously. "N-no, I ju-just thought th-that…" he looked down, clenching his fists. "I…I'm sorry…" he ran out just as Kiba and Hinata were entering again…

Sasuke lifted his arm in protest, but Naruto was already gone.

"Did… Did you just call him Naru-chan…?" Sakura asked, eyes wide. "I'm sorry I didn't think-"

"That's right. You didn't think. Girls like you never do." Sasuke ran after Naruto, a determined look on his face.

"Sasuke-kun, I'm sorr-" SLAM! Sasuke was gone. "-y…" Sakura finished, looking down. Did she just ruin something?

"Sa…Sakura-chan?" Hinata asked, patting her shoulder. "I… I don't know what just happened, but I'm sure Sasuke-kun's not mad at you… N-not that m-mad, at le-least… I-I'm sure he just wa-wants what's b-best for Naruto-kun, s-so don't feel guilty…"

"Even if you were." Kiba muttered, scratching Akamaru behind the ears. Hinata shot a look at Kiba. Not a mean one, but one saying, 'Not. Helping.' "Iiiiiiii meeeean…" Kiba looked around, thinking of what to say.

"No, it's alright… It was all my fault, Kiba-kun…" Sakura forced a smile, as she held her arm, insecurely. "I better go straighten things out…" she walked to leave, but Hinata grabbed her wrist.

Sakura turned around, as Hinata released Sakura's hand as if it were on fire. "So-sorry! I-I just wanted t-to say you sh-shouldn't, let them… U-um…"

"All in good time, Sakura-chan. All in good time," Kakashi popped outta nowhere, patting her on the back. She was pretty much used to his weirdness, Kakashi was her second favorite teacher! (All-time-favorite probably being Iruka… xD.)

"Wh…What do you know about liking guys!" Sakura asked, clenching her fists. Was he eavesdropping again?

"Oh, trust me I know," Kakashi said, flapping a hand. He glanced towards Iruka, but only Hinata and Sakura noticed. "…I mean, I've been around enough girls to figure out, if ya know what I mea-"

"PERVERT!" Sakura accused, pointing at him angrily. But then she winked at him. Kakashi blushed.

So all the guys in this school were obvious.

----GHETTOFABULOUS----

"NARUTO-KUN!" Sasuke called his name for about the hundred-and-fifty-first time. "NARUT-!"

"Over here…" squealed a small, almost girl like voice.

Sasuke sighed in relieve as he went over, only to see it wasn't Naruto… But he was too late. The person… Or, people… had already tied him up and now were snickering at him.

----OHHHH!----

I bet y'all didn't see that coming!

Naru: Did she just say y'all?

Shika: Yes, yes she did. Troublesome southern girl. Pffft. Not even rich enough to own Naruto.

Me: THAT'S NOT FAIR! I could SO own him if I wanted.

Shika: I meant the show.

Me: Pffft! We all know I'm too poor for that!

SO WHO ARE THESE STRANGE PEOPLE? WHAT'S HAPPENING BETWEEN NEJI AND TENTEN? AND ROCK LEE? HOW DOES KAKASHI KNOW WHAT LOVING A GUY IS LIKE? WHY AM I SO CURIOUS TO THIS WHEN I KNOW CLEARLY ALL THE ANSWERS?

TO FIND OUT, TUNE IN NEXT TIME TOOOOOO!

THIS FIC!