Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Negima.

Temari walks into the dorm building and starts looking for her room. 'Okay where is the master suite?' Temari looks at each label on the doors. She turns a corner and bumps into someone. "Sorry!" the person says quietly.

"No, it's okay, I'm fine," Temari says, looking up to see Hinata standing in front of her. "Hinata?"

"Um…y-yes, Temari-san?"

"You didn't stutter when you apologized. I'm surprised! Kakashi—the old pervert—told me that you only stop stuttering for your close friends. I'm just saying, sorry if this is weirding you out, I don't mean anything weird about it…Well, I have to go find my room," Temari says as she sidesteps Hinata.

'Why would that weird me out? OH WAIT!' Hinata thinks as she turns around. "Um…T-Temari-san!" Temari stops and looks back at Hinata. "Um…I was w-wondering…c-could I g-go with you t-to your r-room to w-write a letter to my c-cousin. I d-don't know w-where m-my room is…s-so…I can help you find yours!"

Temari blinks then says, "Sure, I don't see why not…I already checked that way, let's look over here." Hinata nods and follows Temari.

Sasuke is standing just inside the dorm building, getting more and more frustrated by the minute. First, all the girls are ogling over him. Second, he realized he didn't know where his room is. 'Dammit, they are even blocking the door behind me…crap. They trapped me in. I have to get out of here…I can't use any jutsus…so…what's left.' Sasuke looks down defeated and sees a drain by his feet. Suddenly, he gets an idea.

Sasuke reaches into his pocket and pulls out a smoke bomb. He lifts up the drain cover with his foot carefully and drops the smoke bomb in. He covers it back up with the barred cover and activates the bomb.

Suddenly, smoke comes pouring out of every drain in the dorm. 'Well, crap, that didn't go quite as planned.' "FIRE!" One of the girls shouts and runs out of the dorm. The other girls soon follow suit. In matter of seconds, every girl in the dorm had exited due to "fire". Or so Sasuke thought. Sasuke walks in and starts looking for his room. 'Oh well, that smoke bomb still had a good effect.'

Suddenly, he hears womens' voices. 'Crap! Some are still in here?' He backs up against a wall and hopes that they won't notice him with all the smoke.

Temari peers through the smoke, trying to even see two feet in front of her. "Did someone light a fire?" She asks as she looks around, annoyed at the lack of sight.

"I-I didn't t-think that s-smoke from a f-f-fire travels t-that fast…" Hinata says quietly, holding onto Temari's sleeve.

Temari looks down at Hinata, noticing that the smoke is clearing. 'She's kinda cute…WAIT! WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING! SHE'S A GIRL! But…she does kinda remind me of a lost bunny…OH GOD! AM I GAY!' Temari starts silently panicking. Hinata looks up at her, confusion obvious on her face. With all of her thoughts, Temari was unable to hear Hinata ask something. Hinata grips Temari's sleeve tighter and stops walking while Temari keeps going, causing her sleeve to be pulled. At this, Temari snaps out of her thoughts. She stops and turns to look at Hinata. "What is it?"

"You didn't hear me?"

"Um…" 'She said something! Oh god! I was too caught up in my thoughts to even notice…' "Sorry, Hinata-chan, I wasn't paying attention. But you have my attention now, could you repeat yourself?"

Hinata nods and says, "Since fire smoke d-doesn't travel t-this fast, that i-implies that a n-ninja activated a s-smoke bomb for some r-reason. W-who do you t-think had d-done this?"

Temari nods and says, "You're right. But…I have absolutely no idea who would activate a smoke bomb in the middle of an all girls dorm roo…OH GOD! IT HAD TO BE SASUKE!"

Both girls turn around when they hear slow clapping and footsteps. "Very good. You figured it out. What're you gonna do about it? The girls here were stupid enough to believe that it was a fire. They get out of class for a while and I get to freely search for my dorm room."

Hinata blinks and looks up at Sasuke as he stops in front of them. "O-oh…Sasuke-san. C-can you help us f-find Temari-san's d-dorm?" Sasuke shrugs and Hinata walks off in front of them, looking at the numbers on the doors.

As Temari walks closer to Sasuke, she hears him whisper, "Since when were you and Hinata that close?"

"Huh?"

"What part of that was confusing?"

"N-none. I just…didn't expect that…and why do you care?" Temari asks, his voice gaining more confidence. "I never knew that gays were able to have a crush on girls…"

Sasuke glares at her. "I'm not gay," he says firmly.

"Oh, but you're not denying your crush on Usagi-chan?"

Sasuke blushes and looks away. "I don't like Hinata-chan…"

"Then why do you call her that? You don't call any other girls 'chan'."

"WHY DO YOU CALL HER USAGI-CHAN! HUH?" Sasuke asks, angry and defensive.

"That's…that's just a nickname. It's not that abnormal…"

"What would Shikamaru say if I told him you were a lesbian?"

Temari blinks. 'SHIKAMARU! Yeah, I love him, not Hinata! She's cute, she's like the pet bunny I always wanted but never had. I don't want to lose that pet bunny, so that's why I'm all cautious around her. Not because I have a crush on her.' "Thanks Uchiha. You just helped me prove to myself I don't have a thing for Hinata," Temari says and walks up ahead of him.

'How the hell did that help? I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT WORSE, DAMMIT!'

"I-I think this is i-it," Hinata says quietly, snapping Sasuke back to reality. He looks at the door to see the words 'Master Suite' printed in gold letters on the door. Temari ruffles Hinata's hair. Hinata pouts and tries the knob. "I-it's l-locked…"

"I can pick it," Sasuke says walking up to the knob and taking out a senbon. He sticks it in the keyhole and sends some of his chakra through it and the chakra takes the form of the key itself. He twists it and opens the door, letting it hit the wall on the inside.

"Nice, Uchiha. And also pretty creepy," Temari says a little perturbed.

"It's not like I'm gonna open your door again. The only person I would want to break into the room is sharing a room with me because I am so gay. And I so love Naruto," Sasuke says sarcastically.

"Sasuke, you do realize that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor," Temari says walking into the room. "You can use the desk, Hinata."

Hinata bows lowly and murmurs a quiet: "Arigato, Temari-san." With that, she scurries over to the desk.

Sasuke walks in and starts looking around. Temari sits on the bed, looks at him and frowns. "Don't you have a dorm of your own?"

Sasuke looks at her. "If you have forgotten, I don't know where it is."

Suddenly, Naruto appears in the doorway, panting. "THERE YOU ARE! God! When I heard there was a fire, I went looking for you guys! Geez…you are some of the hardest people to find ever!" He falls to his knees and tries to catch his breath.

Suddenly, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Anko, and Kakashi appear behind Naruto and walk into the room. "Nice room you got here, Temari," Kakashi says politely.

"Why are you guys here?" Temari asks in annoyance.

"To discuss our mission, of course," Kakashi says, causing everyone to look at him.

What is their mission? Find out if I am motivated to write and post the next chapter. I will get motivated if you review. Thanks for reading this far. ^.^

-MosukeHinata