Kid, Gaara and Salem walked to da house. Salem turned to Kid and Gaara. "So, like, how do you frickle frackle?" She asked. Kisame suddenly popped up out of a puddle on the ground. "Oh my God, Salem. You can't just ask people how they frickle frackle." Gaara and Kid were shocked. "Yeah, Salem. Gosh." Kid said.
Salem giggled. "Well anyway, lets keep going. I want to see Michikos reaction."
Meanwhile, Michiko was at the Ai Café, eating a pnik cupcake. She flapped her wings a bit. "Dis is so good!" She squeeled. Shadoo the hedgiehawg came out dressed in a maide outfit. "Would you like anything else?" He asked. All of a sudden Soniku the hedgiehawg burst through the door, also in a maids outfit. "Aw naw you wont! I will!"" Shadoo and Soniku got into a fist fight.
Sensei Kobayashi was there, filming da fight. Michiko gaspued. "Sensei Kobayashi! What are YOU doing here?" Kobayashi continued filming. "I'm having lunch with Head Master Yugiyasha. We're discussing a promotion. Could you watch Riza for me?" "Sure!" Michiko said delightfully.
As Shadoo and Soniku were dragged to another room, Michikos twins appeared. "Sup, bitch?" Michiku gapsued and protected Riza. "Stay back Riza." "Yes, Michiko-sama." Michiko couldn't see it, but Riza had a devilish smile.
"YOU WILL NOT HURT MY BABY! EVEN IF IT IS A DEMON!" Michiko yelled. "A demon baby?" Da man said. Michiko nodded. "Well fuck this then." Dae woman said. Da man said "Da baby will eat you from da inside." They both left.
"Eat me from the inside?" Michiko questioned. All of a sudden a blinde girl with raccoon eyes popped up. "Bewbs!" She yelled, gropping Michiko. She bolted out of de café. "Damn it, Jersey!" Michiko yeelled.