'Blaine, you'll introduce us again, won't you?' Wes asked. Blaine sighed and nodded. They may have girlfriends, but most of the Warblers still loved a bit of outside female attention. Kurt quickly rushed off to change back into his normal clothes, and returned... in his Dalton uniform...
'Uhhh, Kurt?' Finn asked. Rachel looked scandalised.
'What? I can't be a Warbler if I'm not in uniform. Right Thad?' The boy nodded, although apprehensively. 'Blaine, the intro?' Kurt skipped off to the side of the stage waiting with the Warblers to run on.
Blaine took a deep breath. He was worried what his introduction would do to the New Directions boys.
'Well, we originally did this song because your coach Sylvester informed us that you were becoming... sexy...' At this the whole of New Directions broke out into laughter, Mr Schue included.
'Sorry, Blaine, boys, but we were actually teaching these guys about sex... as in sex education...' Blaine blushed, but continued.
'Anyway, we chose this song to sing to our sister school, Crawford Country Day. I may or may not have used the fact that I look straight to the Warblers advantage... Oh come on guys, I am not repeating what I said!' Blaine pleaded with Wes and David.
'Blaine Anderson, you will do this introduction, or I will not let you visit for a month.' Kurt glared at Blaine. The boy gulped and returned his attention to the New Directions.
'You guys are going to laugh... Anyway, what we were going for was something a little... a little sexy.' Blaine easily slipped into sexy dapperness that made Kurt's knees go weak. They weren't in the McKinley gym, they were back in that warehouse, only this time, Kurt would knock Blaine off of his feet.
'Are we scream worthy? Do we make your knees turn to jelly? Better hold on to your boyfriends girls, because we're about to rock your world.'
Blaine quickly turned and scarpered to the end of his line as the Warblers began running onto the stage, using the risers instead of the scaffolding in the warehouse. All the misconceptions he had about doing this song flew out the window as he caught Kurt's eye. 'You are so in for it Blaine Anderson' was the message. Blain quickly focused back on singing his lines well, before Kurt joined in.
Here we are again
I feel the chemicals kickin' in
It's gettin' heavier
I wanna run and hide
I wanna run and hide
Kurt already felt better about this song. He would have Blaine wrapped round his finger by the end of the song, and prove to New Directions, and the Warblers, that he was sexy. He would be the McKinley Kurt who was naturally sexy, not the Dalton Kurt that clearly tried too hard. Strutting towards Blaine, he kept his eye contact and began singing.
I do it every time
You're killin' me now
Blaine had to keep singing, but all he wanted to do was jump his boyfriend. 4 Minutes and Single Ladies were easy compared to singing this again. Yup, he had definitely improved this song. 'Can I please just get through this song, and then jump his bones?' Blaine chanced a look a Kurt, 'Oh boy, bad idea! Sing boy! Sing!'
And I won't be denied by you
The animal inside of you
'Animal inside of you? Oh yeah, there's one in there all right!' This was actually torture, and yet it was delicious at the same time. 'I wonder how the ladies are doing?' Blaine looked out towards the New Directions and saw the same look on everyone's faces; holy shit! They clearly just found the appeal of acapella choirs. 'Ok, once again straight girls with boyfriends are melting for you. Focus on that, not your sexy boyfriend, and you'll get through this. This is safe water again.'
Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin' for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight.
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are you waitin' for?
What are you waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight
The New Directions didn't quite know how the react. This performance was amazing, and Kurt's voice mixed so well with Blaine's. Who knew acapella choirs could be this sexy. They should be nerdy and dorky, and they should definitely not be drooling over 2 gay guys who were in love with each other! All the New Directions girls became very glad they were so tight with Kurt, and knew he was lucky to have Blaine.
Hush, hush
The world is quiet
Hush, hush
We both can't fight it
It's us that made this mess
Why can't you understand?
Whoa, I won't sleep tonight
Kurt could literally see Blaine's eyes smouldering. He could also see the New Directions drooling over his confidence. It wasn't often he sang a male song, but when he did, he made sure to own it! Their reaction meant much littler than Blaine's did, however. He was the one that really mattered. And it appeared to be working. 'No more baby penguin' he sang in his head. The Warblers were working on seducing the New Directions girls, which was working, and pulling them up to dance with them, whilst Kurt and Blaine locked eyes and sang on stage. Kurt couldn't deny it though; Blaine was working wonders on him as well, it was just nice to know he was reciprocating. 'Get through the song Kurt!'
Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin' for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight.
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are you waitin' for?
What are you waitin' for?
What are you waitin'?
Blaine finally snapped and stalked towards Kurt, who began a chase around the stage, caught only by the boys of New Directions who had lost their girlfriends to the Warbler boys. 'Come on Blaine, take the bait!' Kurt was getting desperate. He was shocked at how much control he and his boyfriend had. 'That's it. End of this song, I'm getting what I want!'
Here we go again
Here we go again
Here we go again
Take a bite a of my heart tonight
Kurt grabbed Blaine by his tie and dragged him towards the girl's locker room, eyes daring anyone to interrupt them. Santana smirked at the two as they went past.
'Aaaaaand we lost them.' Wes laughed.
'To be honest, I'm surprised they lasted this long... I though Blaine would snap much sooner.' Luke admitted.
'He did well. Kurt really knows how to pull out all the stops.' Mercedes giggled.
Blaine allowed himself to be dragged by his tie, brain beginning to short circuit. 'Screw dapperness!' he thought, as he brought his hand to Kurt's ass. He heard Kurt gasp as they pulled through the doors of the girl's locker room. Kurt slammed him into the nearest set of lockers, something that should have been a horrible experience for both of them, but was just delectable. Kurt paused, just staring at his boyfriend, before Blaine growled.
'What are you waiting for?'
Kurt smashed his lips against Blaine's, the desire finally breaking through his dam. They hadn't done this since Prom, 3 weeks earlier, and it was far too long! Blaine's hand immediately wrapped around Kurt's waist, hands on his ass, and Kurt wrapped his arms around Blaine's neck, fingers curling into the stray curls the Blaine leaves just for him. Without hesitation, Kurt forced his tongue into Blaine's mouth. Blaine groaned and pulled Kurt closer to him. He loved when Kurt took charge, not just because he didn't have to worry about pushing him too far. He rolled against the lockers, pushing Kurt into them, just hard enough.
'Does your non Dalton outfit use a scarf?' he asked, pulling away. Kurt shook his head. 'Good.' He groaned before diving into Kurt's neck, immediately sucking and swirling his tongue over Kurt's sweet spot.
'Blaine!' Kurt moaned, letting his boyfriend finish before pushing him away panting. 'You marked me, now we should go back in there. They'll already laugh at us. One second though.' Kurt dived to Blaine's neck, giving him a hickey as well. 'There, now we match.' He blushed.
'Come on you.' Blaine smiled, grabbing his hand.
They exited the girl's locker room to a round of applause, sporting matching hickeys and blushes.
'Ok, moving on, quickly!' Kurt glared at his team mates.
'So Blaine, how many numbers did you get from that song?' Puck asked, winking. Kurt answered. 'Too many.'
Make out scene! Sorry, its rubbish, but it was my first attempt, and I like the idea of Kurt and Blaine getting so wound up they snapped. Also, I gave myself so many ear-gasms writing this, listening to 'Sexy' over and over again. The things I do for you! Darren Criss, stop using voices that make us melt!
Oh my gosh you guys! I have had such an amazing response to this story. I'm still quite fresh at this whole FF thing, but I'm getting over 30 emails a day! I promise to keep writing, but I only have a couple more songs that I'm planning to do (I'll be stalking Glee music for more, trust me) so I'm taking requests again. I'm covering the major ones, but if there are any more obscure ones (such as pink houses) or songs that the New Directions should perform to the Warblers that you would like to see let me know!
Thanks again guys, I feel so honoured!
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