"Stupid good frog, making me help aroubd studio." Constantine muttered doing karate to vent, as Nadya had let him leave gulag and he and Sneaker had moved to his apartment in LA as long as he behaved.
Plus it was summer, and Sneaker was resistant about the subject of starting school, because she was a thief
in training with Constantine being her dad of sorts, who needed school?
Constantine was curious hearing mischievous laughter, and Dudley, Kermit and Piggy yelling wondering if his little thief had pulled some awesome prank, and he'd missed it!
"Deadly get back here, as you promised to behave!" he heard Dudley yell.
He knew that name, realising it was a certain phantom of the muppets, who happened to be Dudley's twin brother rubbing his webbed hands in glee.
"Oh hey, Bad Frog." Deadly said being there..
"Hey Deadly, long time, no ser." Constantine replied fist bumping, as he and Deadly were good friends and partners in mischief chuckling making Dudley gulp.
"Pkease don't give him ideas bad frog, as I know you two cause epic mischief together." Dudley said to Constantine seeing the bad frog roll his eyes at the blue skinned and scaled dragon male.
"We're just having fun, Brit." Constantine said, as Deadly chuckled.
"He-lo dad, what's going on?" Sneaker asked.
Deadly was surprised seeing the little mischievous female tadpole in her hooded cloak, wondering where she'd came from making Constantine chuckle.
"I adopted her, her name's Sneaker plus she and your kid Jareth would get along." Constantine said.
Deadly grinned, at how mischievous this kid was, but guessed she'd been bothering Dudley se but eing her nod saying she'd hidden his things making Deadly chuckle hysterically.
"Yeah, you fit well with your dad plus you and Jareth would get along hehe." Deadly told her.
"Constant, did you have anything to do with what happened to Dudley?" Kermit asked.
"Nope, I was talking to Deadly the whole time." Constantine replied.
Later that evening, both Constantine and Sneaker were at their apartment home but Constantine was preparing to go put all night heisting but Sneaker was staying where it was safe making the five year old understand plus was ordering pizza for herself, making Constantine chuckle.
He was loving being her father, plus he was teaching her thief things which made them both happy, plus he was enrolling Sneaker in kindergarten because she was the right age which made the little thief nervous
"Atta girl, stay here and have fun but I'll be backwater." Constantine said hugging her.
Sneaker nodded, seeing her dad leave but hoped he'd be safe out there, or that the cops wouldn't bust him even though he was the world's most dangerous frog, and a master thief.
"I guess it's just you and me, and Hector until dad gets back." she said to her stuffed frog Baba.
She was playing with toys she'd foubd that looked like they'd belonged to her dad when he was her age plus heard the pizza was here grabbing a wad of cash stunning the delivery guy giving it to him.
Sneaker grinned, after slamming the door, and doing the locks just in case but eating as it had been a long day in her opinion yawning pouring herself soda which would make her hopped up for a bit.
Later around sunrise, Constantine was back smirking seeing Sneaker on the couch asleep cuddling her stuffed frog but kissed her forehead seeing a smirk on her face in sleep going to bed himself, since being out all night tired him out hoping zKermit didn't find out but didn't care what he thought.
