Skype typing chat
Loki has logged on
Clint has logged on
Clint: What do you want Loki?
Loki: This prank war is getting out of hand!
Clint: You didn't think it was to 'out of hand' before I dumped red dye in your shampoo.
Loki: That's not funny.
Clint: Everyone else thought it was.
Loki: I am here to offer a proposition.
Clint: I'm listening.
Loki: Would you like to join forces? If you agree, I would now be your ally, no longer your adversary.
Clint: Tempting as that is, I'm gonna have to say no. I mean, doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of a prank war? Having teams?
Loki: I thought you might say that. Oh well, it was worth a shot.
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Tony has logged on
Steve has logged on
Tony: Hey Hawk. You said you wanted to talk to me?
Steve: I believe he wanted to talk to me.
Tony: Clint, but… I thought you loved me!
Clint: Shut up Tony. I want to speak to both of you.
Steve: You said it was urgent?
Clint: Yes. We should Hunger Games this bitch.
Tony: Ooo, I like the way you think!
Steve: Like, teaming up?
Clint: Obviously there will only be one winner, but we can team up against the others until they give up, right?
Steve: Yes, Katniss.
Tony: If Clint and Katniss had a baby can you imagine how good that kid would be with the arrows?
Steve: *mind-blown*
Clint: So are you guys in?
Tony: I am!
Clint: Steve?
Steve: I would, except… I kinda already made a deal with Banner.
Tony: OH THE BETRAYAL!
Steve: He's a nice guy; I didn't want to turn him down when offered.
Tony: Good Day!
Steve: Sorry…
Tony: I SAID GOOD DAY!
Clint: LEAVE, from our presence you Traitorous-Spangler!
Tony: Yeah, prepare to have you and Bruce's asses handed to you!
Steve: No one will be handing our asses to anyone! You know why, because I have a Hulk. And everyone knows Hulk can hand even Loki his ass!
Tony: Oh, anyone can hand Loki his ass!
Steve: Not like Hulk can!
Clint: Loki got his ass beat actually.
Steve: Okay, enough about Loki and asses!
Clint: We'll talk about Loki and asses if we want, you ass!
Loki has logged on
Tony: Holy shit I think its like Beetle Juice, we said his name too many times!
Loki: Do I even want to know?
Tony: Loki! We were just talking about your ass. Come, join us.
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Steve: LOL
Clint: Haha, but seriously, Leave our chat now -.-
Tony: We have much to come up with. So, shoo.
Steve: Fine.
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Tony: What should we do first?
Clint: Find out what Loki is up too.
Tony: What makes you think he is up to something?
Clint: -.- Isn't he always up to something?
Tony: Right, dumb question. What do you think he's up to?
Clint: I don't know, but I'm uneasy. Right before you guys logged on, he asked me to join forces with him. When I said no, he didn't even fight or try to defend his case. He gave up WAY to easily in my opinion.
Tony: So does this mean we become white ninjas?
Clint: Yes. (-.-)/
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Tony has logged off
So I lied and I'm so sorry. Next chapter is the one with Bruce and anger. My sincerest apologies!